Rebirth of the scholarly lady

Chapter 293
Nan Surou stared at the peach-wood barrel with the lid on, and couldn't help but say in her heart: the things in that barrel couldn't really be feces, could they?

If it's what she guessed, is Song Ruoshui taking a few deep breaths to test whether the shit smells bad enough?
Thinking of this, Nan Surou couldn't stand it anymore, she lowered her eyes.

I could only hear Song Ruoshui shouting: "Dust to dust, dust to dust, what should go, should not stay, Lingbao Tianzun, comforting figure, disciple soul, five internal organs and profound darkness, green dragon and white tiger, there are many battles, Suzaku Xuanwu , guarding my body, hurrying like a law, the fierce general of the five thunders, the general of the train, soaring to the ground, driving ghosts to the ground, facing thousands of battles, commanding the magic soldiers, raising the flag and calling, not stopping, hurrying like a law!"

In an instant, Song Ruoshui's magic weapon was suddenly patted on the table. He reached into the incense burner with both hands, grabbed two handfuls of incense ash with both hands, and poured them on the faces of Shi Yajun and Hu Jiayin respectively.

As soon as Song Ruoshui made this move, Daotong, who had been free next to him, rushed to the incense table in an instant, picked up the peach-wood bucket, walked up to Shi Yajun and the two, opened the lid and poured the contents over!
"what--"

Both Shi Yajun and Hu Jiayin kept screaming. At this moment, their heads were covered with incense ash and covered with a very foul-smelling yellow-green substance.

Shi Yajun couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily, "Song Ruoshui, you liar, are you crazy!"

In the beginning, it was Shi Yajun who kept saying that Song Ruoshui was a god, but now Shi Yajun changed his normal behavior and said that Song Ruoshui was a liar. But at this moment, Shi Yajun said that Song Ruoshui was a liar, and those who didn't believe that she was a ghost, believed it.

The person Song Ruoshui was really afraid of was Nan Surou, so how could he care about Shi Yajun? He frowned, and recited the spell again, forming seals in his hands, not knowing what strange numbers he would use.

Afterwards, Song Ruoshui picked up a gourd and poured a red viscous liquid into the two empty bowls on the incense table, and a gust of fishy wind rushed towards his face.

Song Ruoshui repeated the same trick, dividing the six evil sticks into two parts and inserting them into the red liquid in two bowls.

The six chopsticks were standing upright, and everyone had heard about the three chopsticks holding ghosts before, and they all knew a little bit, but at this moment, the bowl was not filled with clear water, but that strange liquid.

I only heard Song Ruoshui displaying his "magic skill" again. I don't know what he was saying, but he just had seals on his hands. Suddenly, the red sticky substance in the bowl suddenly boiled violently, gurgling towards the chopsticks. climb up.

Song Ruoshui didn't stop, and quickly poured the contents of the two bowls on the heads of Shi Yajun and Hu Jiayin.

The bowl contained black dog blood carefully prepared by Song Ruoshui, and Shi Yajun and Hu Jiayin were really splashed with blood, and the two screamed incessantly. These two bowls of dog blood made their appearance instantly hideous.

Coupled with that shrill scream and messy hair, the two of them actually looked like female ghosts.

Song Ruoshui continued to toss and dance, splashing water, feces, and dog blood again, and repeated it several times.

Shi Yajun's scolding became more and more intense, and even once accidentally drank a mouthful of feces, and retched for a while, and then there was a bloody storm, which was quite choking.

But Hu Jiayin wanted to escape, but was held tightly by the Taoist priests who had ensnared her.

Within a quarter of an hour, the two of them were drenched with feces and dog blood, and their faces could no longer be seen from their original appearance, and they were extremely dirty.

All these things happened so quickly that everyone was stunned. When they realized it, Shi Yajun and Hu Jiayin had already defecated.

Half a quarter of an hour later, Hu Jiayi woke up from her dazed state and screamed loudly: "Stop it, stop it! Song Ruoshui, are you crazy? Let my mother go." Then, Hu Jiayi yelled at Nanny Shan: "You bastards, are you blind? Hurry up and save the second lady!"

Although the old man said the day before yesterday that they saw ghosts because of the medicine they took, who can react now? It’s a ghost that a normal person has seen for a long time. If you tell them it’s caused by taking medicine, who? acceptable?
Shanmao and the others were already stupefied by Song Ruoshui's attack, and no one dared to move.

Hu Yu, who has always been nosy, was dumbfounded.

Hu Jun, who originally planned to stay out of the matter, didn't plan to come, but Shi Yajun specially sent someone to invite him. He came late, but he saw Shi Yajun from a distance, screaming and screaming.

Hu Jun had just been deprived of her right of inheritance. She thought that Shi Yajun, his own mother, could walk around in the back house and make him make a comeback one day, but such a thing happened at this juncture. Hu Jun was scared out of his wits by the scene. He rushed into the yard and shouted: "Song Daochang, what are you doing?"

Of course, Hu Jun also participated in the feigning and ghosting. Of course he knew that Song Ruoshui was a liar, but apart from his weakness of being afraid of ghosts, he was actually not a fool.

Hu Jun quickly glanced at everyone present, and immediately realized that this scene seemed to be a very serious performance, no, everyone was watching the clown, and it was his mother-in-law, Yajun, who was acting!
Everyone looked shocked, and no one turned to look at Hu Jun who had spoken.

Shi Yajun shivered on the ground, he didn't even dare to open his mouth to scream, what he let out was a sad breath, where is that dignified image?

Hu Jun immediately saw something was wrong, and winked at the servants beside her, wanting them to rush forward to stop Song Ruoshui.

And Song Ruoshui had already seen Hu Jun coming to save the scene, he immediately winked at the Taoist boys who had trapped Shi Yajun and Hu Jiayin, and then said solemnly: "The ceremony is over, disciples, come back, let them go, the ghosts are gone." Driven away, the ceremony is over."

The Taoist boys took back the filthy magic weapon expressionlessly. As soon as Hu Jiayin was put down, he immediately stumbled towards the direction of Miaoyinyuan, while Shi Yajun was lying on the ground as if he had lost all strength, in extreme distress.

Hu Jun walked over quickly and wanted to help her, but her mouth and nose were blocked by the strong stench, so she couldn't let go, so she could only shout at Shanmao and the others sharply: "Shanmao, you are deaf. Is it? Come here soon!"

I’ve watched this farce for quite a while, and everyone present naturally knows what those things are on Shi Yajun’s body. Needless to say, the red ones should be some kind of blood, and the yellow-green liquid... shit, it’s similar if it’s not shit stuff, so disgusting...

Sister Shan and the women behind her looked at each other in blank dismay, and in the end, she bit the bullet and went up to help Shi Yajun up.

Shi Yajun was completely in a mess, seeing that she finally didn't have to toss about anymore, she couldn't help crying bitterly, she only dared to cry, she didn't dare to speak.

In particular, you can't say that Song Ruoshui is a liar in front of everyone.

(End of this chapter)