Rebirth of the scholarly lady

Chapter 493

Tuobake was quite surprised to see a wild cat in his house, and it seemed that this was not the first time he had seen a black cat.

And the cat in front of him was still looking at him seriously, his eyes were human-like, it was so fucking weird.

Tuobake's mind was still full of how to fuck beautiful women for a second, but he was awakened by this black lump in the next second.

Tuobake was not calm anymore, it was really evil!
It is a bit too much to say that Yuanjialu is narrow, after all, he has no hatred with this cat.

However, what makes Tuobake very depressed is that wherever he goes, this thing will appear, no matter where he goes, he can see black cats, it is really evil!
The door is closed, but the window next to it is not closed. It is normal for the cat to come in from the outside.

But what does it mean for this guy to sit next to the soft couch and watch people sleep?

Tuobake has been under a lot of pressure recently, seeing such a weird cat at the moment, he didn't think too much about it.

If you really want him to think in the direction of evil, he can't bear it in his heart.

But the pressure is there after all, and now he is stared at by a cat, and he can't fall asleep.

Thus, Tuobake began to moan without illness...

Anyway, the other party is a cat, so it must not understand.

Qu Lanyi has been quietly staring at Tuobake, listening to what this psychopath said.

The general content is that Tuoba Ke didn't want to go back to the palace, but was dragged back by the emperor.

Tuobake was very upset, seeing that he could tell his heart to a cat, so the conversation became more and more vigorous, starting from childhood.

No matter how strong Qu Lanyi's concentration was, he still had goose bumps all over his body when he heard it.

All that Tuobake said was just to expound a concept, that is, "there is a kind of child, that is, the bear child of other people's family".

Tuobake recounted his own experience. He had a humble mother with a miserable background, excellent grades and innovative thinking. He often peeked at the concubine taking a bath, forced the eunuch to defecate in front of him, and put booger in the food of his brothers and sisters... ...The result was that he was sent out of the palace as a mental disorder. When he was in exile, he worked hard and made progress. His abilities improved and he made a lot of contributions. Finally, he returned to the palace and became the most qualified prince to inherit...

Tuobake was still rambling on.

Qu Lanyi was already saying "Bah, bah, bah, bah" in her heart.

Tuobake is simply farting!
The reason why Tuobake was able to come back was not because of his many meritorious deeds, but because the princes died or disappeared one after another, and there was really no successor. Otherwise, who would call this madman back?

However, Tuobake didn't keep talking about his great achievements, he even revealed his love history...

The more Qu Lanyi listened, the more he felt that something was wrong. She always felt that Tuobake was just making up things. To reach this level of making things up, Tuobake is also a talented person with a talent for deceiving people.

If she hadn't been observing Tuobake secretly, Qu Lanyi would have been deceived too.

What Qu Lanyi admired the most was that when Tuobake was making up the story, there was a rippling shy expression on his face, as if he was telling the truth.

In the end, Tuobake was still moaning without illness.

Qu Lanyi instantly lifted her feet, jumped off the soft couch, and ran to the desk to flip through the files on it.

Tuobake couldn't help but twitched on his face, he didn't show his turbulent emotions, but he had already scolded in his heart——

His--gra--grand--'s-bear!

Everything I say is the truth, why doesn't even a cat believe it?

He has held back his words for many years, and poured them out to many people, but no one will hear them in the end, even his father thinks he is moaning without a disease, and now even this cat despises him, and let people live?

What Tuobake didn't know was that the black cat looked irritable, so it went to play with the dossier, but it was actually to see his first-hand information.

Of course Tuobake didn't know that the cat could read and write, so seeing that the cat just patted the file aside and didn't tear it up, he didn't care about it... He was too tired, so he should sleep for a while, but he was still a little upset. Don't worry, keep staring at the cat on the table.

Qu Lanyi pretended to be pretty, he kept flipping through the files, after he finished reading the materials of the Daqin Demon Squad, it struggled for a while, then jumped to Tuobake's soft couch again, and scratched its paw.

The cat just squatted in front of Tuobake, neither barking nor doing other actions, just staring at him like this, but the contempt that resembled human beings was in those golden eyes, as if it was laughing at him, as if it was laughing at him. Said: Make it up, make it up, I'm listening!
Tuobake looked at it inexplicably, and the emotions that had been brewing with great difficulty instantly withered.

However, Tuobake was thick-skinned and arrogant, ignoring the cat's contemptuous eyes, and continued to moan without illness...

Tuobake has been outside for so many years, so he definitely has a thick skin. A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and his heart is hard enough. How could he be frightened by such an evil thing?

However, it didn't take long for Tuobake to be embarrassed. He was in a hurry to urinate...

There is a chamber pot in the back room, let's go and urinate.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Tuobake moved, the cat also started to move.

Tuobake had this mentality: It's okay, this is just a cat, a big man peeing, is he still afraid that the cat will see it?When I was fleeing outside, I don't know how many beasts saw me shitting wild shit.

but……

When Tuobake picked up the chamber pot and opened his mouth with a sword...

The green eyes below him were looking up at him from bottom to top.

Damn it, I can't urinate!

What kind of trouble is this?

Tuobake's movements froze in mid-air.

Qu Lanyi is not so perverted that he is even curious about men peeing. He just can't understand Tuobake, not to mention that Tuobake also seriously proposed to watch Nan Surou take a bath. Therefore, Qu Lanyi seized the opportunity and wanted to give it to him. Tuoba Ke added to the block.

Obviously, the previous actions had no effect on the man Tuobake, but now, Qu Lanyi succeeded in adding to the block.

No matter how thick-skinned Tuobake is, he can't wait to spit out a mouthful of old blood at this time.

Damn, this cat can't be a female cat, can it?
Then, Tuobake's original shyness faded away in an instant, and another fun thought came to his mind.

Isn't he just a bastard who is only interested in what Lao Tzu said?Come, I will show you!
Thinking of this, Tuobake didn't intend to pee in the chamber pot anymore.

For Tuobake, in this world, the more things scare him, the more he wants to defeat them.

He can't stop peeing because a cat is staring at him, that's too shameful.

Therefore, he upholds the mentality of wanting to defeat this cat, he puts down his psychological burden, and prepares to release the yellow soup on this peeping cat!

Looking at the thing shaking above her head, Qu Lanyi's eyes instantly turned into spikes, and at the moment the golden water was sprinkled, she jumped aside with lightning speed, narrowly avoiding the golden water empowerment. Dangerous, but there is still a little urine on the paw.

Tuobake laughed out loud.

This brat, Qu Lanyi, was covered in fur, and ran out with all his hands and feet. He ran out of the window in a flash, and was bullied by Tuobake, a brat. Qu Lanyi wanted to go back to find Yuru for "healing".

Looking at the back of the cat leaving, Tuobake snorted coldly, fighting with me?When Lao Tzu pissed in the tribute wine at the palace banquet, you were not born yet!

(End of this chapter)