supreme playgirl

Chapter 164 This luck is a mouthful of golden sauce
So all of a sudden, the battle between the Ye family army and the Xizhi army broke out.

It has to be said that the Xizhi army must have suffered the disadvantage. After attacking for an hour, not only did they not attack the city, but they suffered countless casualties.

Tu Xingye's face became more and more ugly, but he didn't order to withdraw the army, what to withdraw, anyway, they have a lot of sergeants in Xizhi country, he has made up his mind now, even if he can't kill those Ye family troops, he will still be tired Kill those Xizhi troops.

"Father!" At this time, Ye Qingyang's eyes suddenly lit up: "Look at the camp of the Xizhi Army over there, there are still a lot of soldiers who haven't come out yet. I guess Tu Xiye wants to fight with wheels." Kill us, I have an idea!"

Everyone's eyes couldn't help but focus on Ye Qingyang's face.

"Father, I remember that there are many trebuchets in Youguan, and there are also many cheap trebuchets, we use trebuchets!"

"However, although there are many stones in Youguan, once the trebuchet is used, these stones will not last long!" Ye Canghai frowned.

"Father, you don't have to use stones, there are so many things in our city, it's like any garbage!" Ye Qingyang said.

"Yes, yes, yes, even if it's pig dung, cow dung, or human poop, if you can't kill them, then we'll disgust them to death!" Fang Yuan's eyes lit up!
When everyone heard this, the corners of their mouths twitched at the same time. Damn, this move...was really damaging and powerful. Anyway, it was not used on themselves, but on those Xizhi people, so everyone immediately agree.

And Generalissimo Ye Canghai nodded, waved his hand, and that's it!In other words, he has fought for most of his life, and he has never used such a disgusting move, hehe, but now he really wants to disgust that Tu Xingye, I don’t know if a pile of shit hits What would it look like on Tu Hoshino's head?

I have to say that thinking about it now, Ye Canghai can't help but look forward to it, such a scene must be very loving!
"Hey, hey, Boss, her brother, I really didn't expect that seeing you look so good-looking, you can still think of this kind of damage!" Xiao Ke smiled, and raised his hand to pat Ye Qingyang's shoulder in a good-looking way. .

Meng Changqing glared at his cousin. To be honest, the reason why he ran away from home to join the Ye family army was because his cousin was always pestering him.

There is no way, one is sentient and the other is unintentional, so what are you waiting for if you don't leave.

But Meng Changqing never thought that his cousin would come to the border, and she came as Ye Qingwu's subordinate. When they met again, this cousin who only knew how to eat before gave Meng Changqing a great surprise. .

He never thought about it, his cousin would know things other than eating, and she would have friends by her side, look at that fat man Fangyuan, Lin Feng, Gu Congyou, even though they are usually together He was joking, but once something really happened, those three men would really protect Xiao Ke.

But now, her cousin actually went to pat the general on the shoulder. Does she still remember what it means to be superior and inferior, and what is the difference between men and women?

"That Xiao Ke, if the boss knows that you dare to shoot General Ye like this, what do you think of the boss?" Lin Feng glanced at Xiao Ke and said directly.

As soon as he heard Lin Feng mentioning his boss, Xiao Ke's face immediately changed. The boss is very protective of her brother, so if the boss finds out, then the boss will definitely give him a hard lesson first, and then Beat yourself up with bruises all over, and then throw a bottle of potion to yourself, let yourself drink it, the injury will heal, and then the boss will beat...

After repeating this several times, and after the boss vented his anger, he would put himself in a state of starvation for a long time, and then let himself starve with a deflated stomach to watch them eat all kinds of food there. All kinds of delicious...

The scenes of the next scene kept passing through Xiao Ke's mind, so her face changed drastically, she didn't care at all about the injury, but if she was not allowed to eat, then Cliff is a cruel punishment that can't be crueler, don't, don't, absolutely don't.

"The boss and her brother, please don't tell the boss about this, otherwise, the boss will definitely not let me eat delicious food..." Xiao Ke immediately withdrew his pig's hand, and then he was still there. The back of the hand that he patted Ye Qingyang's shoulder just now twitched a few times: "Big brother, you see, I have already punished this hand, so just promise me, okay?"

Ye Qingyang looked at the pitiful look of Xiao Ke in front of him, he actually had the urge to laugh, this is a strange situation, is his sister the kind of person who withholds the rations of his subordinates?
Of course, Ye Qingyang didn't say this, if he really said it, then Xiao Ke would definitely nod his head a few times, and then tell him seriously, yes, your sister is that kind of person.

In a short time, all kinds of trebuchets have been transported to the top of the city. Of course, some soldiers have also transported all kinds of garbage in the city, among which pig manure, cow dung, and human waste are indispensable. , and everyone mixed some other rubbish in it for the sake of throwing in a while, so that it was dry, and it was a lump when scooped with a big spoon, and then it could be thrown out directly.

Besides, Tu Xingye was yelling and directing the soldiers below, and when he was charging, he suddenly discovered that there were quite a few catapults erected at the top of the city of Youguan, and some of them were actually simple catapults. , For a moment, he couldn't figure it out, what did the Ye family father and son want to play, they didn't think they could defeat themselves with just a few catapults, did they?
Hmph, hum, this is really daydreaming, what is the catapult for, it is basically for siege, hitting people with siege tools, this is not creativity, this is white play, useless.

Tu Xingye looked up triumphantly, then opened his mouth and shouted, "Hey, Ye Canghai, are you desperate? Haha, haha, you actually hold this thing..."

Well, I have to say that the officers and soldiers in Youguan City should have done this on purpose. Just when Tu Xingye had just yelled halfway, when he opened his mouth the widest, a lump of black and smelly things fell on the ground. Throwing it on his face, the thing slapped his face, head, body, and mouth at the same time.

This luck, one bite of golden sauce!
"Haha, haha, haha, fat man, you played well now, you really hit it!" Xiao Ke's loud voice rang out: "Lin Feng, Gu Congyou, you two are scared..."

(End of this chapter)