Stir-fried Datang: The Strongest Daughter

Chapter 13 The Dog Couple Watching Jokes

The cheap old lady is indeed a vigorous and resolute person, and within a few days she found several gentlemen for herself.

There are places to teach painting, music and calligraphy, not to mention the Four Books and Five Classics, and even tea art!
God!
This is going to kill me!

For a moment, mourning filled Fu Ya's house, Yang Xiaoran's eyes were lost, lacking the original agility, and he looked like he was about to die.

Which parent does not hope that their son will become a dragon, but their daughter will become a phoenix?Although Pei's loves Yang Xiaoran very much, it is precisely because of her love that she has the current elite education.

Poor Yang Xiaoran thought that after becoming the second generation of officials, he would be able to eat and wait to die. How could he know that the reality is so cruel that he would suffer such inhuman torture.

The master who taught painting was a middle-aged man in his thirties, he was handsome and handsome, he was wearing a moon-white round-neck gown, which was called elegant and elegant.It's a pity that Yang Xiaoran was not focused on studying at all. She didn't listen to what the husband said.

Originally, it was sad enough for her to be forced to study liberal arts by a veteran. If she hadn't had nothing to do in Tang Dynasty, the space hadn't appeared at that time. In order to travel in the future, she would be cheated and abducted, and she wouldn't go if she was beaten to death Memorizing those poems and sayings, isn't this making yourself guilty?
Ugh!
Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoran sighed heavily again.Watching the eloquent gentleman suddenly feel a bit of resentment, he picked up the pen and drew the appearance of the gentleman at this moment on the paper.

Of course, with her little bit of artistic talent, she can't draw anything. It's nothing more than the stick figures of later generations. It's still a very bad kind. It vividly draws the appearance of Mr. Zhang talking endlessly at the moment, with a bloody mouth and shark teeth splashing out. A lot of saliva...

"Huh? The eldest girl is really talented and intelligent, you will understand if you say this as a teacher?"

The husband came over to check it out very curiously, but his face turned dark when he saw the thing on the fine rice paper.

This, what is this? ! ! !
Is this a painting?Ghost painting symbols are much more beautiful than this!
Yang Xiaoran looked at the husband, seeing the gloomy expression on his face, suddenly his eyes lit up!

Hey, doesn't this cheap mother think that she is a talented person?As long as I behaved badly enough, wouldn't I be free?

Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoran showed a sweet smile, two dimples were exposed, and a pair of big eyes looked cutely at the teacher who taught painting, and said delicately: "Sir, I can draw like you!"

After a pause, he continued: "Look, this is saliva, what is the so-called eloquence? Sir, do you think my painting is realistic? Is it realistic?"

Uncle Mei stared blankly at Yang Xiaoran, and after a long while, squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "You, you say me, I'm eloquent?"

She still looked at the teacher innocently with her big cute eyes open, "Yeah? Isn't sir eloquent? Is it eloquent?"

"you you……"

The teacher's chest began to heave violently, and his face turned from blue to black, and then from black to white. It was a wonderful change, and there were faint tears in his slender eyes...

"Huh? Sir, what's the matter with you? Are you too touched? Sir, don't be too modest. The students just talked about the artistic conception of painting, and the students are very impressed..."

"Not a human being!"

With trembling lips, He Qingzhi got up and ran, and when he reached the door, looking at the innocent little man, two lines of hot tears finally fell uncontrollably.

If you don't teach well, you don't need to humiliate people like this, right?

These rich and powerful sons really don't have a good thing!I used to think that a little person who can write such poems must be of noble character, but I was wrong, I was wrong!
snort!A scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated, so he resigned from this job and never came again!
It's time for music class, and a clear and crisp child's voice came from Fuyaju, "Miss Qiuju, get up early in the morning and go to the latrine with your pants on. Someone in the latrine has no choice but to pull them on the pants..."

"Girl, spare your life, girl, spare your life, this servant never did such a disgraceful thing!"

"Ah? You don't like this song? What's the matter with you, sir? What are you doing with your mouth open? I have another song, and I'll sing it to you! The sun is shining, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird said early morning, Why are you carrying..."

"Enough, shut up!"

An old man ran out from Fuyaju in a panic, found Mrs. Pei and knelt down with a thud, "Madam please be merciful and let me wait! The girl is talented, I can't wait to be your teacher, woo woo woo... ..."

Pei's face was dark, and she sat on the head without saying a word, and only tapped the table lightly with one finger.

After a while, he asked in a deep voice, "What did Nizi do?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Tsk tsk, my little sister is really amazing! After three days, I drove all the gentlemen away. Second brother, how long do you think the next gentleman can last?"

Outside the main hall, Cheng Chuliang, Cheng Chubi, Cheng Chucun and the two idiots formed a circle. The names of the gentlemen were written on the ground with tree branches, and there were actually a few copper coins beside them. Feelings are playing bets !

"In my opinion, the next one can last for two hours." This was Cheng Chuliang's voice.

"what!"

Cheng Chubi laughed, and said: "In my opinion, no one dares to teach our good sister right now."

"Why is this?"

"Stupid! This time, my mother is trying to show my face. Although she is not a great scholar, she is also a well-known gentleman from a humble family. Now that my sister is making such a fuss, who would dare to commit suicide? The so-called scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"

"Third son, junior sister has a good heart..." Han Niu rubbed his head with a look of displeasure, "Those people must be incompetent..."

Everyone rolled their eyes at Han Niu in unison, then got up and left.

There is no way to talk to this ram.

"You bastard, you're a bastard! Go, call me that traitor!"

Not long after the bastards left, Pei's roar spread throughout the Duke's Mansion.

After a while, Yang Xiaoran stood in front of Mrs. Pei.

She seemed to be unable to see Pei's black face, she stepped forward and took Pei's arm affectionately, and said, "Mother, what's wrong with you?"

Looking at the face that resembled her own, and looking at her with concern, Mrs. Pei suddenly felt as if her old illness was about to relapse, her chest was congested, and she asked calmly, "What did you do to Mister?"

Yang Xiaoran had an "inexplicable" face, and said innocently: "Didn't my daughter do anything?"

"Good, good!"

Mrs. Pei was very happy, threw the stick figure drawn by Yang Xiaoran on the table and asked: "Tell mother, what are you drawing?"

"Oh? Mother said this..."

Yang Xiaoran looked embarrassed, and said shyly: "This is Mr. He's drawing, Mr. He said that I draw well."

"Good painting?"

Pei Shi is now very sure that this must be her and Cheng Yaojin's seed, that's right.

This thick-skinned face is exactly like her father's, and her ability to pretend to be stupid is better than her father's.

"Yes!"

Yang Xiaoran smiled, and said innocently: "Yes! Mom, sir, I was so moved that I cried after seeing my painting! It's just that sir is strict, afraid that I will be complacent, so he hid outside the door and cried..."

"Ni, Nizi!"

Pei clutched her chest, and suddenly felt that she was born a monster, she was so cunning at such a young age, she deserved to be my son!

Wait, what am I proud of?The style of painting is wrong!
No, you can't pamper her!I blame myself for being careless back then. I missed ten years before this child became like this...

Thinking of this, Pei's eyes darkened, and he said sadly: "Forget it, you go down, it's not your fault, it's your mother's fault."

Seeing that Mrs. Pei was really sad, Yang Xiaoran was shocked.

In fact, these days, Yang Xiaoran has really felt the love that Cheap Mother has for her, but she really doesn't want to study anymore!
Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoran felt uneasy, stepped forward to hold Pei's arm, and said in a low voice: "Mother, isn't it true that a woman has no talent or virtue? Why does Mother insist that her daughter learn those things? Isn't it enough for a daughter to be able to read and write?" What? Grandpa is so powerful, even if my daughter is really ignorant, no one would dare to laugh at her, so why bother to learn from the noble girls in Beijing?"

Mrs. Pei was stunned, looked at Yang Xiaoran's pitiful appearance, and asked back: "Isn't it good to learn more? Why are you resisting like this?"

Yang Xiaoran sighed, and said: "No matter how much you learn, my daughter can't contribute to the country like my grandfather. If a woman can also take the imperial examination, my daughter is willing to give it a try!"

Pei Shi was stunned.

What a rebellious statement!

After being dazed for a moment, Pei's growling voice sounded again, "I beat you to death, you unfilial son! A woman's ignorance is a virtue! How dare you still have such thoughts?!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lever

"What is menopause?"

"This is..."

"Don't change the subject for me! Get out, go back to your room! If you don't learn how to play the piano for a day, you are not allowed to go out!"

Li Er and his wife in the Taiji Palace couldn't help laughing when they heard about Cheng's daughter's evil deeds. Cheng Yaojin is a bastard, and his sons have inherited his father's bastard style.Unexpectedly, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, this only daughter is actually stronger than her brothers, she really has the style of her father!
"If women can also take the imperial examination?"

After laughing enough, Li Shimin said: "This girl is a bit interesting. It seems that her master is not simple. She can teach children with such a mind, not to mention how arrogant she is, but she has the courage to say these words. How courageous! If it is a cub of the general family, even a little tigress is not ordinary! Yizhen is going to have a headache now!"

"Who said no?"

The eldest grandson laughed and trembled, "Those gentlemen are all Mrs. Pei who put down her face and begged her old sisters in the weekdays to invite them. Who would have thought that Nizi didn't know what to do, and made the gentlemen go away. No matter how much Mrs. Pei loves her daughter, she will not tolerate it." If she acts like this, the daughter's family's reputation will be ruined, how can she marry in the future?"

After a pause, he continued: "However, I feel that this little lady is a bit interesting, but it's just that she has let down her talent by being so stubborn..."

"Although there are many child prodigies, there is only one poem. The maidservant of Guanyin has exaggerated her words, right?"

"Erlang, I always feel that her master is not simple? Have you read Xiaoqingshan's stuff?"

(End of this chapter)