Stir-fried Datang: The Strongest Daughter

Chapter 157 Li Er's Bad Taste
"Ha ha……"

Li Shimin was silent for a while, then suddenly he laughed, and looked at Yang Xiaoran with burning eyes, "You girl, you have a thick skin..."

"Your Majesty, this is wronging my daughter..."

Yang Xiaoran blushed, lowered her head and protested in a low voice: "Didn't you ask me to teach the two princes? If there is nothing that can hold them down, it will be difficult for my daughter-in-law?"

"Ah!"

Li Shimin sneered, "Tell me, if it is really given to you, are you planning to smack my son like Cui's son?"

Yang Xiaoran curled her lips, after all, she was born by herself, she said she hated it, but when she really wanted to control it, her heart ached again.

"Hey, how could it be?" Yang Xiaoran said weakly, "It's the prince after all, how could the courtiers do the following crimes?"

"Have you done less?"

Li Shimin looked disdainful, and snorted coldly: "You are so courageous that you can conquer the sky, Cui Gan's son dares to fight, and You'er pushes as soon as you say, what else are you afraid of?"

Yang Xiaoran blushed, touched his nose, and said awkwardly: "Then, wasn't that careless?"

"Accidental?! How careless!"

Li Shimin said angrily: "Then Cui's son was beaten, why did he treat my son so cruelly?"

Yang Xiaoran's face turned green, Li Xiaoer was really narrow-minded.You can just scold your son yourself, but if his son bullies you, if you push him down, you will bear a grudge.

"But..."

Li Shimin curled his lips into a smile, "You'er is really shameless, and you behaved a lot after being cleaned up by you. Anyway, I will give you a whip, but you can't really break Yu'er..."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Yang Xiaoran was overjoyed.Haha, with such things that can be used as arrows, who am I afraid of in the future, girl?

The girl is so clever!
I really want to get tens of millions of likes for my wit!

To educate people according to the decree, there are many articles that can be done here!

Hehe, if old man Cui provokes himself again, he can beat him with this whip!

"His Majesty……"

Suppressing the joy in his heart, "This whip is meant to frighten the next five princes. They are not afraid of their courtiers, but they must be afraid of your majesty. Why don't your majesty engrave a sentence on it like 'I am here in person'?"

"Ouch!"

As soon as Yang Xiaoran finished speaking, she felt a pain in her buttocks, and then rolled away like a ball.

"You have a thick skin!"

"Xiang'er, are you okay?"

Li Chengqian nervously supported Yang Xiaoran, and Yang Xiaoran rubbed his butt, wanting to cry.

Of course Li Er wouldn't really kick him with all his might, but he didn't pay attention just now, his body was unstable, and he rolled over with a light kick.It doesn't hurt that much, but under the watchful eyes of everyone, we are ladies, so it's too embarrassing!
Seeing the deflated appearance of this girl, Li Xiaoer couldn't help laughing.

He found that it was a great joy in life to see this girl deflated, daring to be angry without speaking out!
He likes smart people, but he doesn't like smart people not under his control.Seeing the little guy's look of nothing to do with him, the vanity of a black-bellied emperor was greatly satisfied.

Standing up, he said, "Don't pretend to be dead there! Once this matter is settled, you will be allowed to come and go to Sanyuan County and Chang'an freely."

"Oh my dear, thank you!"

Cheng Yaojin hurriedly pulled Yang Xiaoran over, pressed her head, and said with a playful smile: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness!"

Li Shimin waved his hand, then said to Yang Xiaoran: "Is there a cure for Keming's disease?"

Yang Xiaoran thought for a while, and said: "If you eat less meat, quit drinking, and play a set of Wuqinxi every day, you may be cured without medicine."

Du Dazui, this is obviously the top three!I'm only in my 40s, I haven't reached my [-]s and [-]s, and my blood vessels have not hardened, so I shouldn't have high blood pressure.

But this group of Tang people think fat is beautiful, and men are only beautiful if they have big arms and round waists. This Du Dazui eats a lot of meat and meat on weekdays, and he doesn't exercise much, so his blood lipids will definitely not be low.Once there is more fat in the blood vessels, the fat in the liver will not be less, and it will become a fatty liver. This will become a vicious cycle, and the blood pressure will also rise.

After a pause, he continued: "Master once left me a secret recipe when he was still alive. It is brewed with fruits and vegetables, called enzymes. Taking it regularly has many benefits for the body. It is also very good for this high blood pressure. I will wait for my daughter this time. Sanyuan County will make some and send some to Duke Lai."

"Don't thank me for your kindness, good girl, I thank you now."

Du Ruhui was very grateful and said: "Gouer, go and get the land deed at home. I remember that I also have a field in Sanyuan County, and I will give it to the county monarch here."

"Can't, can't!"

Yang Xiaoran quickly waved his hands, "Duke Lai is being polite."

"Yo heh..."

Li Xiaoer raised his eyebrows slightly, "Is the sun coming out from the west? It's rare to see you doing something for nothing."

Yang Xiaoran blushed, looked at the teasing in Li Er's eyes, felt guilty for a while, then raised his chin, straightened his neck and said: "Your Majesty, although the subject is a woman, she has read the books of sages, and a gentleman can do something. What's wrong with not doing something, and what's wrong with loving money? Confucius didn't object to a gentleman loving money, he just said that he should get it in a proper way. Saving people is like putting out a fire, how can I take this opportunity to blackmail Duke Lai?"

"Okay, well said!"

Li Shimin applauded, and then said to Du Ruhui: "Keming, did you hear that? Keep your field, don't break other people's hearts!"

After speaking, he laughed out loud.

Seeing the little girl gnashing her teeth made her even more heartbroken.

Everyone in the room couldn't help laughing seeing the girl from the Cheng family who wanted to slap them in the mouth.

Yang Xiaoran's face was flushed, Li Chengqian tugged at her sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Don't worry, father is just making fun of you, and he won't treat you badly. You have done a great service for saving Duke Lai."

Yang Xiaoran's eyes were red, and he whispered: "Why does Your Majesty always like to make fun of me?"

Li Chengqian pursed his lips and smiled, "Probably because your father loves you."

Bullying yourself if you like it?What is the logic!

Seeing the two small movements in his eyes, Li Shimin's eyes showed a trace of satisfaction.

It matches Chengqian very well!Feelings are good too!

Well, let's discuss it with a few senior ministers later, and if they think it's appropriate, then we can announce it to the world.

It took less than a day for Yang Xiaoran to revive the dead Du Ruhui, and immediately the whole capital knew about it.

After three days, all the people in Chang'an knew about it.And slowly spread to other states and counties.

This kind of resurrection from the dead is already exciting, not to mention that Yang Xiaoran has already become a legend in the hearts of Chang'an citizens.

The version about her being a child of a fairy immediately became that Yang Xiaoran had also attained the Tao and became a fairy, and was only one step away from ascending to the ascension, and now she is in the body of a half-celestial being.

For a while, many low-level people enshrined her longevity tablets at home, burning incense three times a day, and prayed devoutly for this half-immortal to bless them.

And because Yang Xiaoran saved Du Ruhui, he can also stay at home for a few days temporarily, because it takes time to make a whip for "educating people by decree"!Since it is a reward from the emperor, it represents the face of the emperor, how can an ordinary whip do it?
It had to be mixed with gold thread during the period. Not only did Li Shimin personally inscribe on the handle, but also other beautifications had to be done. Needless to say, it was inlaid with gold and silver, and a precious opal was inlaid at the end, which was in line with the royal style. .

With Du Dazui's blessing, Yang Xiaoran can stay at home for a few more days, and can continue to change Baolin's medicine in person.

This day when he came back from changing his medicine, he saw Cheng Yaojin sitting in the main hall, he hurriedly came forward to say hello, "Grandpa, why are you back so early today?"

"Hey! There's no more battles. Don't we military generals have to put our swords and guns in the warehouse, and let the horses go to Nanshan? I have nothing to do all day, but it suffocates me."

Yang Xiaoran shuddered, her father was too violent!The whole war madness!

"Those sergeants don't need me to practice it myself. No, I just walked around Brother Qin's place and saw that he was not feeling well. I can't drink together so I can only go home."

Yang Xiaoran's heart moved, and he asked, "Grandfather, I see that Uncle Qin's complexion is sallow and his blood is weak, what's going on?"

"Ugh!"

Speaking of Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but sigh.

Although the generals of the Tang Dynasty have a good relationship, Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong's relationship is undoubtedly the best in terms of closeness.When the world was in turmoil, they voted for Wagang together, and later worked under Wang Shiyun, because they found that Wang Shiyun was not righteous and not forgiving, so they turned their backs and voted for Datang together.

After decades of ups and downs, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a fateful friendship.

Hearing her daughter's question, Cheng Yaojin's eyes were gloomy, and he sat down and said, "Your Uncle Qin is brave in battle, fearless of death, and tolerant of both civil and martial arts. , his body has been hollowed out long ago. Now he is barely relying on the tonic bestowed by His Majesty. Last year he was able to drink alcohol, but recently it is getting worse day by day. He has taken a lot of medicine and there is no improvement. The doctor said he was injured too much , the blood flowed too much, and lost vitality, and there is no other way but to recuperate."

"Deficiency of Qi and blood?"

Yang Xiaoran frowned, seeing his daughter like this, Cheng Yaojin seemed to have thought of something, he patted himself on the head and said, "Oh! Good girl! You can even pull Du Laogui over from the gate of hell, and then you can use immortal means to save you Qin uncle."

"Grandfather, my method is not some kind of fairy method. How many times have I said it? Those ignorant people have passed it down, but you are a general. How can you believe this?"

"Don't worry about the means, oops, I don't understand the principle of studying things to learn, and I don't like reading since I was a child. You tell me for a long time and I can't understand it. Just say, you can cure Uncle Qin's disease Is it?"

"I don't know what the disease is now?"

Yang Xiaoran thought to himself, in the novels, Qin Qiong vomited blood to death due to exhaustion compared with Yuchi's old fool. It seems that those novels are not aimless, there must be a reason.

"Oh, dear daughter, didn't I make it clear just now? You, Uncle Qin, fought too bravely. You fought more than 200 battles, big and small. You suffered too many injuries and lost your vitality..."

Yang Xiaoran was speechless.

You old man said that, how do I know what's going on?It can't be anemia, right? !

(End of this chapter)