Stir-fried Datang: The Strongest Daughter

Chapter 242
Li Chengqian snorted coldly and ignored Li Tai.Instead, she focused on looking at the center of the hall. My wife spent a lot of thought and effort in making up this hundred plays. She spent a lot of effort just choosing the characters, and even found folk artists to teach them by precept and deed. After a long time, she was not allowed to watch it by herself.

So he is also full of expectations for today's scene, wanting to see what tricks his wife can make.

Seeing that his brother's mind was not with him at all, but was staring at the center of the hall obsessively, Li Tai felt bored.

He sneaked a glance at the pearl beside the sister-in-law, and saw that her body was slowly opening, her round face was flushed, her eyes were big and bright, watery, tickling her heart.

Thinking of those days in Xiaoqingzhuang, the corners of his mouth involuntarily pulled out a beautiful arc, and he had to try to get the orb from his sister-in-law no matter what.I won't treat her badly, at least let her be a side concubine.

Li Shimin and his eldest grandson looked at the people in the middle of the stage with great interest. This performance is quite strange, so only one person comes up?Or a man?
A tall table was also brought in, covered with red silk cloth, and placed with a gavel?What the hell is this going to do?
A group of clan relatives and concubines also showed interest, curiously watching what these two folk artists were going to do.

"Snapped!"

Just as he was thinking of listening to the Tao suddenly, the man slapped the gavel suddenly, and then read in his mouth: "Three emperors and five emperors of morality, famous for Xiahou, Shang and Zhou! Five tyrants and seven heroes were in the Spring and Autumn Period, and they rose and fell in an instant. A few lines of names in Qing history, Beiman There are countless barren hills, and the predecessors planted trees and the descendants harvested them, saying that it is a battle between dragons and tigers!"

"Snapped!"

He patted the gavel again, "Today I'm going to talk about The Legend of the Condor Heroes! Let's talk about the chaos at the end of the Jin Dynasty and the chaos in the Central Plains..."

Well, the shameful Miss Yang plagiarized again.

Because of her abnormal memory, she can remember all the books she has read before.She used to be a fan of martial arts novels, and later became a fan of fairy tales. Now she is celebrating the Queen's birthday. Thinking that entertainment in the palace is really boring, she changed Master Jin's works and changed the background of the times. For a change with some events, a new joke was created based on the historical ethnic influence Ran Min, combined with the image of Brother Jing in Master Jin's book.

There were storytellers in the Tang Dynasty, but they were different from the storytellers of later generations.In this era, storytellers are called speakers, and their earliest origin is to persuade people to be good, not entertainment , They are all based on the people or things around them.

Later, it evolved slowly and became the art of storytelling in later generations.

However, the art of storytelling has changed a lot from thousands of years ago, but there are only slight differences. The purpose of persuading people to be good remains the same, and they even talk about some time-sensitive national events and legends of famous people.

For example, Dad Cheng is a name that often appears in the speakers. After all, the topic of heroes will never go out of fashion, and the grassroots are always happy to hear about heroes.

Some people in later generations said that American heroism was prevalent, but they didn't know that in ancient China, people's pursuit of heroes was no less than that of American emperors, and the image of Dad Cheng fits well.

Even what Yang Xiaoran did has now been made into jokes and spread around.Apart from the newspapers, she was able to become famous all over the world so quickly, mainly because of the mouths of these speakers.

But the artistic techniques of these speaking versions are too primitive, to the ears of Yang Xiaoran, who has undergone the baptism of information, it is extremely boring and too rough.

So, taking advantage of the empress's birthday, I simply manipulated it myself and plagiarized it to get out this martial arts storytelling. Maybe the empress will be happy to hear it, and I can go to open a big theater...

well……

Concubine Wei looks a bit stupid with a lot of money, this sea trade won't be able to do it for a while, but this theater seems to make money very quickly...

This start-up capital can be pooled together!

The huge hall became quiet, and everyone was attracted by this storytelling story. When they heard that the two great heroes, Guo Yang, were murdered by a bitch, they all threw up their cups and cursed, "Such a loyal and patriotic person! , to be smeared as a traitor, how unreasonable it is!"

"You're such a nasty sapler, you fucking fucker!"

A group of people shouted, as if they were about to rush up to fight the speaker.

The corner of Yang Xiaoran's mouth twitched, he was born as a bandit, this quality...

She curled her lips, and encouraged the speaker whose legs were trembling with fright and whose speech was trembling with his eyes: please continue!Whether you can become famous and honor your ancestors today is all up to you!
Received the encouraging gaze from the princess, Shen San took a deep breath, and thought to himself: "Mother! I am a lowly talker who can be valued by the princess. I have given this good book, and I still have the opportunity to perform in front of the imperial court, even if they are now If you are beaten to death, this life is worth it! I have seen the emperor, and the ancestral grave is already smoking! This person is dead, and he will not die for thousands of years. He has fought for fame and fortune!"

Thinking this way, I added another sentence in my heart, "With the Crown Princess here, I shouldn't be beaten to death..."

Thinking of this, Shen San became bolder, and he was no longer restrained just now.Although he spoke fluently just now, it is impossible to say that he is not nervous if he is a low-level commoner or a lowly citizen.

But seeing these nobles grinning at him now, and the princess also encouraged him, the courage came up.

Why are these people angry?Explain that the book is good, and what I said is okay, so what are you waiting for?If you want to become a leader in the industry, you have to work harder so that noble people like to listen to it!

Thinking of this, Shen San slammed the gavel again, and began to gesticulate with his hands and feet, "Boom clang clang clang clang! clang!" Yang Tiexin yelled and rushed out the door. Shout out..."

"Okay, okay! Kill these bastards!"

Father Cheng, who had just been promoted to the crown prince's father-in-law, is now a relative of the emperor, so he can naturally enter the palace to attend the mother's birthday banquet.

Father Cheng is the most heroic, perhaps because he thought of his own family's downfall back then, similar to the fate of Yang Tiexin and Guo Xiaotian, Father Cheng was extremely excited, waved his fists, and shouted indistinctly, "Kill this group of people!" The grandson of the turtle who has done evil!"

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched, but he didn't bother to care about this unqualified guy anymore.

Because this is so wonderful, I have never heard such a joke, it is full of passion and pride from the first sentence, especially when Guo and Yang sang the song Manjianghong, Li Shimin felt his blood was boiling up.

But who is this Yue Fei?Is there such a person in history?Never heard of this word?Is it a fabricated place?

Can't help but cast a glance at Yang Xiaoran, shaking his head slightly, it is absolutely impossible for this girl to write this poem, full of melancholy of serving the country and hatred of family ruin, definitely not from this girl's handwriting.Could it be his master?

That being said, it makes a lot of sense.

The eldest grandson was so dazed when he heard it, a group of concubines couldn't help wiping away their tears, and tightly tugged at the corners of their clothes. Even Cui Yujiao, who had just disdained it just now, was attracted by this story. , couldn't help but whispered, "Quick, run!"

The Legend of the Condor Heroes is the pinnacle work of master Jin Yong. Although it was changed beyond recognition by Yang Xiaoran, the rhythm and content of the story are extremely brilliant.It contains not only the love of children, but also the family, the country and the world, and the heroism of heroes from all walks of life to save the country. This is a book suitable for all ages.

To be sought after by the later generations, and put it in front of this Tang people, the reaction will naturally be more enthusiastic.

Seeing that everyone was attracted by him, Shen San became more and more courageous, and his performance became more and more vivid. When it came to dry mouth, before he had time to apologize, he immediately heard the emperor sitting on the dragon chair say: "Well said! Come on! Ah, give this gentleman some wine to moisten his throat..."

The sentence "Sir" almost didn't bring Shen San's tears down. He kowtowed again and again. After drinking, maybe it was a gift from the emperor, or maybe it was the play of alcohol. His voice was hoarse, and he stopped just now.

As a result, the group of clan members quit, "Why don't you say it? I just heard the important point..."

Yang Xiaoran hurriedly stood up, and said with a blessed face: "All clan uncles, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this speaker's voice is already hoarse, I'm afraid it's inappropriate to keep talking. Why don't you listen to it tomorrow?"

Li Shimin nodded his head, and said with a little regret: "What the princess said is very true."

Then he looked at his grandson again.

The eldest grandson and Li Ernian are young couples, so they naturally understand what their husbands mean.

Today is my birthday, so of course I have to come for this reward myself.

He smiled and said: "This story is really good! Come on, bring my Baihualu to this gentleman to moisten his throat, and give him six bolts of silk and one tael of gold as a reward!"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Tears hung on Shen San's face, and he knelt down on the ground and kowtowed his head, "It is a great honor for the untouchables to perform in front of the imperial court today, and I dare not expect extravagant rewards."

"He's a sensible one."

The eldest grandson nodded with a smile, "Let's talk about it tomorrow, I still have this reward, I can't let you work in vain."

Seeing that Tangtang's mother is so close to the people, Shen San's tears were like broken beads, which could not be wiped clean, and he choked up and said: "My lady, forgive me, the little people can't help themselves..."

"Well, I will also enjoy a table of wine and food today, which is really good, I am fascinated by it..."

Li Shimin smiled and said: "Although this passage was written by the Crown Princess, without you as the speaker, I'm afraid it would be overshadowed. With profound skills and humility, I should be the first speaker!"

Shen San's body trembled suddenly, and he knocked his head on the ground, and remained silent for a long time.

Everyone was puzzled, the prince stepped forward to check, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he turned around to report: "Your Majesty, empress, this person couldn't bear the grace of God, couldn't control himself due to excitement, passed out..."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing, "This man's courage just rose sharply. I waited for such annoyance, but I was able to shake my courage and talk more and more excitingly. Now I got His Majesty's golden words, and I fainted with excitement. Ha ha, good story, good story!"

　Yesterday's make up, yeah, sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)