Stir-fried Datang: The Strongest Daughter

Chapter 35
"what!"

Yang Xiaoran slapped his head, causing Pei's eyes to roll, "What does Your Majesty look like in front of you?"

Li Shimin chuckled, "Forget it, Mrs. Cheng, you girl is just a monkey, you can't stop for a moment, let her be like this..."

After a pause, he continued: "It's hard for her to still have a pure heart. It's not bad to follow her nature."

"No, mother..."

Yang Xiaoran's eyeballs rolled around, and Pei's heart sank. What the hell is this guy trying to do?I am a mother!Can't you stop for a while?
"I, I just remembered that Xiaoqingshan still grows overseas grain seeds donated by Master's friends... It's almost ready to harvest now..."

"Overseas grain?"

Li Shimin's eyes lit up, "How much is an acre of land?"

Yang Xiaoran climbed down from the bed, wiped the oil stains on his mouth, and said: "Return to Your Majesty, I heard from Master's friends that the potato can produce about ten or twenty shi per mu. The sweet potato is so powerful that it costs five ..."

"Bang!"

Before Yang Xiaoran finished speaking, Li Shimin, who was drinking tea, dropped the teacup on the ground, smashed it to pieces, his whole body was shaking violently, as if he was having an epileptic seizure, his eyes glowed green , stretched out a finger, pointed at Yang Xiaoran and said, "You, you, how much did you say?"

The eldest grandson also stood up, his graceful figure was like a flower swaying in the wind, he could hardly stand upright, the maidservants beside him immediately came to support him, but the two maidservants were also trembling all over, looking at Yang Xiaoran His gaze was as dead as that of a hungry wolf.

As for the kid Li Chengqian who has opened his mouth to the maximum, his body is like his parents, like playing with a board, shaking constantly, his breathing is short of breath like a fish out of water, Yang Xiaoran doubts whether he will suddenly fall I couldn't speak up and left.

As for the Pei family and the Cheng family's two cheap brothers, their faces were pale and their bodies were shaking.Compared to the shock of the emperor's family, they were frightened.

It's over, the little girl's brain is broken, and she can't brag like this, even the emperor dares to lie!
A trace of confusion flashed across Yang Xiaoran's eyes, the current appearance of Li Xiaoer's family was really scary, as if they were going to eat him alive, not only were there green lights in his eyes, but the three of them actually surrounded him, It was Li Xiaoer who took the lead, and seeing this guy's eyes were like a dazed man, looking directly at him, Yang Xiaoran was very suspicious, if he dared to say "no", this guy would kill him without hesitation.

Scared the baby to death, as for?
But after thinking about it, this year is a year when two stones per mu (one stone is about 120 catties) is regarded as auspicious year when beating gongs and drums is considered auspicious. The output of potatoes is indeed a bit scary.I am still being conservative. According to the improved varieties of later generations, there should be at least [-] stones, otherwise the farmers will cry to death, which is too low.

"This one……"

"You didn't lie to me just now?"

Li Erlian didn't use the word "zhen", and stretched out a pair of big hands to directly grab Yang Xiaoran's shoulders, "Did I hear you right? Ten or twenty stones?"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

Yang Xiaoran's shoulder hurts from being grabbed by Li Shimin, does this guy have a convulsion?

"Returning to Your Majesty, Master's friend said so. I don't know how many ministers and daughters are there. This year's spring has suffered from drought and locust plagues. The ministers and daughters only planted it after it rained in April. I heard from Master's friend that there are about [-] people overseas. The output of twenty or thirty stones..."

"what?!"

Anger appeared on Li Shimin's face, and the eldest grandson also stared angrily. Yang Xiaoran instinctively felt that something was wrong, and desperately broke Li Er's hand away, wanting to stay away from these guys, but she underestimated the high-yield grain brought to Tang Ren shock.

At this moment, the eldest grandson, who has always been tactful, rushed forward like a tigress, grabbed Yang Xiaoran's small shoulders, and shook him desperately, "You, you girl! You, you girl! You How dare you treat God’s food like this? Then, what kind of beans are there? Where is it?! Xiaoqingshan?! Your Majesty, leave the palace, leave the palace, leave the palace immediately and go to Xiaoqingshan!”

The eldest grandson's voice became high-pitched and sharp, hovering in the entire hall, "Erlang, you have to send troops to surround Xiaoqingshan immediately! You just said that something is coming? How about the output?"

"Big, big, probably, no, maybe four or fifty stones..."

Yang Xiaoran was already so frightened, she didn't know that this eldest grandson was so frightening when he went crazy.Shocked by her aura for a moment, she couldn't even speak fluently.

"Four, fifty stone?"

The eldest grandson has completely lost the demeanor of the mother of the country. He loosened his grip on Yang Xiaoran's hands, inserted his slender fingers into his hair, and grasped desperately, as if he couldn't believe his ears. Li murmured: "Four, four, four... four... ten... ten..."

He hesitated for a long time but couldn't utter a complete sentence, suddenly stretched out his leg and kicked Yang Xiaoran's ass, and the roar shook the entire Taiji Palace for a moment, "It's so auspicious, why are you so cruel?! God damn it !"

"Ouch!"

Another earth-shattering scream sounded from the hall, "Mother, my ass!"

In a short time, the entire organization of Datang was activated rapidly.On Suzaku Street, a group of Marquis Wu and Imperial Guards swept away a group of ordinary people who were still wandering in the street like chasing chickens and dogs.

A series of urgent orders were issued from the palace, and not long after, the big men in the court came out of the house one after another, and a group of generals leaped out, quickly assembled their teams, and ran towards the palace.A group of common people were frightened and foolish, is there another bandit knocking on the gate?

They crowded on both sides of Suzaku Avenue trying to get a better look.Not long after, they saw the palace gate wide open, and saw their great emperor coming out of the palace gate on a horse, wearing only simple casual clothes, feeling a little at ease, it seemed that it was not a war, otherwise why didn't the emperor wear military uniform?

It's not the thieves knocking on the pass, what is the reason for making such a big battle?
The people in Chang'an City were very puzzled, and Yang Xiaoran was very depressed.

Li Er's family had a convulsion just now. If it weren't for the cheap mother, I would have crippled them. Up to now, Li Shimin is still carrying himself like a little chicken, lying on the bed in a very embarrassing position. Immediately, he said to himself with a murderous look: "If you dare to lie to me, I will make you look good!"

Yang Xiaoran wanted to cry but had no tears, so he muttered in a low voice: "It really is like accompanying a tiger..."

"What did you say?"

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, and Yang Xiaoran, an old house girl, was a little lost in his heroic spirit.

Oh, what a beautiful uncle!Even if you threaten me like this, I still think you are very attractive!
Wait, am I a nympho?This guy looked like he was going to eat him just now, didn't he really enjoy himself?
"A companion is like a tiger? Haha..."

Li Shimin laughed loudly, and a trace of gloom appeared on his face while smiling, "Only you dare to say this in front of me. Well, she is indeed Yizhen's good girl, and she has the courage! If this is true, I will respect you very much." There is a reward."

As he spoke, he reached out and untied a dragon-shaped jade pendant hanging around his waist.

Yang Xiaoran's dog eyes lit up instinctively, and he didn't care how embarrassing his state was at the moment. He pouted his butt towards the sky, adjusted his posture, and stretched out his hand as if to pick up a jade pendant.

"Snapped!"

Li Shimin slapped Yang Xiaoran's hand away with a slap, and said: "What are you doing so shamelessly? How can you be as virtuous as your grandfather? How can there be such a place to ask for rewards?"

Yang Xiaoran pouted, "You are not joking! Besides, if the minister really wants to grow the potatoes, sweet potatoes, and corn, it will solve the stomach problems of the Tang people. Hmph, I will be famous in history, Your Majesty." Wei Mingjun has to give thousands of acres of land no matter what, and get some money for me."

"The mouth is full of yellow and white things!"

Li Shimin stared, then smiled again, "How high is my vision as a high-ranking child, and a few fields are enough?"

Yang Xiaoran rolled her eyes, and said: "What does my little girl want that name to be? A big tree attracts the wind, hehe, the old master said that a big tree attracts the wind, and the tree is beautiful in the forest, but it is not a good thing."

"You girl is really a genius!"

Li Shimin shook his head, the eyeballs of the guards on the side almost fell off, this Chongyang County Lord is indeed an outsider, and he answered His Majesty in this way without regard to trivial matters, His Majesty was not angry, he was quite happy to see that, This is too weird!
Li Shimin is in a good mood now, thinking of giving Cheng Huanzhu a hundred courage, she dare not lie to herself.Moreover, he quite enjoyed the way of getting along with this little girl, as if he had forgotten his friendship.As soon as I ascended the throne, how long has it been since I had a conversation with someone like this?
He could see that this little guy respected him, even a little admired him, but he was not afraid of him.As a male creature and an arrogant male, Li Er was pleased by Yang Xiaoran's unpretentious attitude.Talking to her is really like an ordinary father and daughter in the folk, there is no barrier at all, it is very natural.

Seeing Yu Chigong coming with Baolin from a distance, he picked up Yang Xiaoran and said, "You don't know how to ride a horse, do you? Let Baolin take you."

"Your Majesty, the courtier's daughter is a lady, can you stop carrying the courtier's daughter around like this? Many people are watching..."

Yang Xiaoran was annoyed, did Li Er treat himself as a barbell?With all this tossing around, we are a lovely and charming lady from a famous family, okay?In public...

Li Shimin rolled his eyes, the meaning is obvious, but you are still a lady like you?
Yang Xiaoran opened his mouth, understood the meaning in Li Er's eyes, and felt depressed by ten thousand points of damage.

Baolin came over on horseback, Li Erdao: "Baolin, you will take this girl with you, but take care of her. She can't ride a horse."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Baolin stepped forward, stretched out his hand and said, "Sister Cheng, I'll take you."

Or Baolin, look, how polite?

Just as I was about to boast a few words, I felt dizzy for a while, and when I came back to my senses, two lines of tears fell down.

Pauline, you're an asshole too!
(End of this chapter)