Stir-fried Datang: The Strongest Daughter

Chapter 350
"What the hell did he tell you?"

Li Chengqian also seemed to have seen his wife's intentions, put away the little vinegar jar in his heart, and began to concentrate on listening to people's gossip.

Yang Xiaoran snorted coldly, imitating Baolin's appearance that day, put on a serious face, imitated the man's voice, and said in a rough voice: "Sister Yaoxiang, the chicken is a pheasant, those farmers are illiterate, call you Fengxian It's against etiquette. I'll go and tell them, don't break the taboo, it's better to be called Fairy Pheasant..."

Li Chengqian and Du Shuhui looked at each other, and after a moment of silence, they laughed until they burst into tears.

Where does Li Chengqian still see the desertedness of the past, patting his thighs, pounding on the table, "Fairy Pheasant, Fairy Pheasant! Hahahahaha, are you laughing at me to death? Baolin, you still don't understand why this girl So angry? It’s been so many years and I still remember this incident, which shows how angry I was that day! Oh, no, I’m so lonely, Fairy Pheasant, haha, Fairy Pheasant!”

Du Shuhui also laughed until tears came out, and the hand holding the round fan kept shaking, obviously trying to cover her mouth, so as not to laugh too impolitely.But this was so funny, she couldn't hold back anymore, she couldn't stop at all, the hand was shaking violently with her body, how could she cover it?Looking back at her husband's puzzled look, she laughed even harder.

A group of palace maids and Xiao Huangmen couldn't help it anymore, their bodies kept shaking, biting their lips, almost internally injured.

Especially when he saw General Yuchi's puzzled and depressed face, compared with the people in this room who were laughing so hard, after the sharp contrast, he couldn't help laughing, he was really hurting internally!
Seeing everyone laughing vigorously, Baolin was very depressed.

He really didn't understand, what's so funny about this?

Don't you say it right?
Calling a Phoenix Immortal is almost the same now.But at that time, the girl from the Cheng family was the daughter of a minister, so how could she overstep?Calling chicken is not good, but calling pheasant is more elegant? !

Seeing that his wife was laughing so hard that she was going to lose her anger, Baolin felt uncomfortable for some reason.

what the hell!

She is obviously her mother-in-law and aunt, why did she partner with them to laugh at herself?
I couldn't help but said: "What's so funny?! Where did I say it wrong? Pheasant, wild bird, it is clearly written in the biography of Shangshu! And it is also clearly stated in the Guangya Shiniao article, Pheasant, pheasant too! Where did I go wrong? The farmer is illiterate, and using the character for phoenix is ​​suspicious of usurping, and using the character for 'chicken' is a bit vulgar, wouldn't it be better to use the character for pheasant?!"

It’s good that Baolin didn’t ask questions. His questioning and citing scriptures made a group of palace maids unable to hold back anymore. They all knelt down on the ground, kowtowed while laughing, and patted the marble floor with their hands, begging for mercy: “ Ah, haha, your highness, your highness, mother, mother, forgive me!"

The corner of Yang Xiaoran's mouth twitched, tears streaming down his heart.

For the sake of brother Baolin, you must understand my painstaking efforts, brother Baolin!
If it weren't for being muddleheaded and self-righteous, why would you need to blackmail yourself now?

As expected, one has to be kind and generous, and sometimes it comes too fast.

Seeing that they were all laughing, the nickname of Fairy Pheasant tomorrow must have resounded throughout the entire Datang aristocratic circle, right?
Tears flowed in my heart, but I still had to smile on my face to express that I didn't care anymore, baby's life is so miserable!
Baolin's face was getting darker and more confused.

What's wrong?Why are you all laughing like this? !

I don't understand, I really don't understand!

He glanced at his wife as if asking for help.

It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at it, you are almost so angry that you are about to burst into anger.

Is she the one who smiles the most out of this group of people?

You don't even want your image anymore, you laughed so hard that tears came out, you beat your chest and kicked your legs, I'm your husband, is it really okay for you to laugh at me like this? !
Baolin's heart was broken.

I didn't know what everyone was laughing at, and I had to get the help of my wife. I suddenly felt that it was better to stay at the border, because the people here are too complicated.He can't understand the complicated things. It's not as simple as fighting. The enemy can always fall into his own trap, instead of laughing at himself here.

And this aunt...

Why do you feel like you've been cheated?
This is too rude, laughing like this in front of people, you should talk about her when you go back, but you dare not be in front of His Highness and the Crown Princess, who will be gossiped when you turn around.

Seeing Baolin's sullen face, even if you laugh until you get angry, he is also meticulous, with a solemn expression, like a wooden stake, standing there motionless, as if this matter has nothing to do with him.

This is fine.

The more he is like this, the more amused everyone is.

This person must be a tease sent by the monkey, right?Going the route of cold humor?
Finally, when everyone had had enough laughs and was panting heavily, Baolin suddenly exclaimed: "Oh!"

He patted himself on the head and said: "I see! Sister Yaoxiang doesn't like the nickname of Fairy Pheasant?! So I lost my temper when I called Fairy Pheasant, but I didn't know it, so you laugh like this?"

This reflex arc is so long...

As soon as a word came out, the people who had just calmed down immediately burst into tears with laughter.

No, it's not tears this time!
I'm going to laugh until I vomit blood!
He is indeed the son of Yuchi Dasha who was given the nickname Yuchi Laosha by the people of the capital!

God!

How on earth did this man lead the army to fight?He has made great military exploits, so he is obviously not a fool, he is a thief in war!
But how can you be so stupid in other matters?

I can't even look straight at it, is there any? !
Yang Xiaoran was injured internally, Li Chengqian vomited blood, and Miss Du's family fainted.

I have to call Feng Yu to come over.

Yuchi Baolin became famous when he was young, and he really deserves to be the number one hero among the young generation of my Tang Dynasty.

He didn't do anything, just killed a group of people on the spot with one sentence, blood flowed into a river, and he couldn't look directly at them.

They didn't even need to pull out their knives, and just killed a group of people with one sentence. I didn't expect Brother Baolin to have this skill point.Maybe when we go back to attack the city next time, just give him a tin amplifier and shout something at the enemy.

What kind of manganese steel knife, Mo knife, thunderous?
They're all weak, okay? !
Baolin is the number one artifact of the Tang Dynasty, a super killer, comparable to an atomic bomb!

Baolin also felt that she was hurt internally.

Because although they seem to understand the reason, although they feel that they are a little stupid and ridiculous, but are they laughing like this?
However, out of the courtier's etiquette, he still stood respectfully, and looked at his wife from time to time, reminding her not to laugh anymore, it was against the courtier's etiquette.

But the little lady of the Du family was already laughing so hard, how could she see her husband's "eyes expressing affection"?
After finally waiting for everyone to laugh again, seeing Baolin as if he still wanted to speak, Li Chengqian immediately reached out his hand and made a forbidden movement, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said: "Yuchi Shaoqing, please, no, I order you , don’t talk! Don’t talk for half an hour, or Gu Zhen will die laughing.”

After speaking, he couldn't help laughing a few times, as if the convulsion hadn't passed half.

Baolin had no choice but to say in a muffled voice, "Yes! I obey!"

"puff!"

Du Shuhui, who had stopped just now, laughed again, patted her leg and said, "Your Highness said, haha, said, that's right, no, you can't speak! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Your Highness. , Madam, Madam, forgive me..."

Yang Xiaoran waved his hand, although he was self-deprecating, but Baolin's corresponding appearance was too funny.I used to think that he was honest, honest and a little silly, but I didn't expect him to be so stupid.I am 23 years old this year, and I have grown a lot taller, but why is my heart still the same as before?Still pitifully stupid!

Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, he said: "Junjun is relieved. I, Brother Baolin, and Brother Prince have grown up together since childhood. There are no outsiders here, so don't be cautious. Come to the East Palace to play with me if you have nothing to do in the future." Well, sometimes it’s good to have a confidant in this palace to talk to.”

"good."

Li Chengqian nodded, "I heard that Madam is knowledgeable and talented. She is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and she is also knowledgeable. When the princess is in the palace, it is inevitable that she will be negligent. If there is someone who is close enough to accompany her to talk more, she will feel relieved." .”

Yang Xiaoran gave Li Chengqian a blank look, which meant: You have so many little girls.

Li Chengqian pursed his lips, a flash of doting and drowning flashed in his eyes, and then curled his lips again, as if to say: "I just like to play tricks with my wife, what can you do to me?"

Yang Xiaoran pursed her lips, and snorted coldly in her heart: Give some sunshine and it will shine brightly, wait for the person to leave, let's see how the girl treats you!
Du Shuhui got up, finally laughed enough, corrected her complexion, straightened her clothes, and said with a blessing, "Yes, my concubine obeys."

After a pause, he smiled again and said: "Actually, the empress has always been the person whom my daughters of the Tang Dynasty admired. Whether it is talent, learning or deeds, my daughter's family admires and is proud of her. That's why the concubine asked her husband to come. The purpose of visiting the empress in the Eastern Palace is to get closer to the empress so that she can see her beauty."

Speaking of red clouds on his face, he tightly twisted the handle of the round fan in his hand, and said with some embarrassment: "To tell you the truth, Your Majesty, when I learned that my concubine can be promoted to see the Crown Princess, all my close friends are in trouble, just wait Let the concubine go back and talk to them about the princess concubine. They are all very curious about you, the most amazing woman in the world, but their status is low and they are not allowed to meet each other."

Yang Xiaoran blushed, and said a little arrogantly: "Is there anyone in this palace who says it's so miraculous? Look at me, don't you also have a nose, two eyes, and a mouth? Nothing much grew out of it. ..."

Damn!

This young lady of the Du family is really good, she is a straightforward person!

This kind of truth is said like this, even though I am a well-known man with such a little ability, it is really embarrassing to be praised so much in person...

If others heard Yang Xiaoran's inner voice, everyone would probably want to spit on her.

Especially Li Er and his eldest grandson.

He would probably spit at her unceremoniously, "Bah! I've seen thick-skinned before, but I've never seen such thick-skinned! Such shamelessness is rare in the world, really rare!"

(End of this chapter)