Stir-fried Datang: The Strongest Daughter

Chapter 49 The Dumbfounded Li Er

Entering the hall, I saw that Li Xiaoer was wearing a moonlight round-neck gown. Although it was casual clothes, it did not diminish the majesty of the emperor.

"Hey, people are good-looking and handsome in everything they wear. But why is such a good-looking person so stingy?"

Yang Xiaoran complained a little indignantly.It's just that Li Shimin's face was a little gloomy, but he didn't dare to be presumptuous. He saluted the great black-bellied Majesty with a low eyebrow, and then stood with his head bowed, without saying a word, looking quite cute.

Looking at the girl in front of her with a cute bun and soft eyebrows, Li Shimin not only did not calm down, but became even more angry.

He slapped the table and shouted: "Cheng Huanzhu! You have done a good job!"

Yang Xiaoran's eyelids twitched. Could it be that he wrote the regulations too profoundly, which made Li Xiaoer feel that his IQ was not enough, so he got angry?

Seeing Yang Xiaoran bowed his head and remained silent, Li Shimin became even angrier, grabbed a memorial on the desk and threw it down, saying: "You are proficient in classics and classics, you should understand this memorial, right?!"

"My courtiers don't dare to overstep... How can women be allowed to make irresponsible remarks on military and state affairs?"

"Hurrah!"

Li Shimin nodded his head vigorously, and said with a sneer: "Didn't you say that as long as women have the opportunity, you will go to the scientific examination? Why are you so honest now?! Hmph, you girl, you are so courageous , whipping the son of the county prince in the street, what a majesty! I can't compare to you!"

"Oh……"

Yang Xiaoran raised his head, with a look of sudden realization in his eyes, "It turns out that His Majesty is angry because I hit that idiot?"

"Grass, bag?"

Li Shimin was stunned, he didn't expect Yang Xiaoran to admit it so readily.Based on his understanding of this girl, he must make some sophistry. He had heard about Cui Yujiao last time.At that time, he decided that this little guy had the same temperament as Yizhen, and he couldn't suffer.

Therefore, although Cui Gan made a fuss, he didn't express his position immediately.I always felt that this child should not be the one who took the initiative to cause trouble, so I called her into the palace to ask for clarification.

This is also his partiality.He already liked this child who brought surprises to him from time to time, and they were all good things that helped him stabilize the political situation. Coupled with her father's relationship and dislike for the family, it was impossible not to be partial.

Comrade Li Xiaoer, who thought he wanted to cover up and favor Yang Xiaoran, obviously didn't expect Yang Xiaoran to admit it so simply, and immediately said with a tiger's face: "Are you still blackmailing people?"

"Where did this start?"

Yang Xiaoran looked surprised, "I don't know how Duke Cui told His Majesty? Did he say that his idiot son hurt people with a horse and whipped my senior brother in the street?"

"Is there such a thing?"

Li Shimin showed such an expression as expected, and seeing Yang Xiaoran's brows seem to be filled with joy, his face turned dark again.

Sure enough, this girl can't be treated as an ordinary child.Not only will she not suffer, but she will have to get back double if she eats it. If she doesn't protect her temper, she will suffer a lot.

"Then you can't do extortion! Even if it's just one or two cups of soup and medicine, it's enough, but you ask someone to ask for a hundred cups, and you have to add interest if it's overdue. Is it the way of a gentleman?"

"Return to Your Majesty, I am not a gentleman..."

Yang Xiaoran said with a smile: "I'm a woman, and I'm still a girl!"

Li Shimin's breath was held in his chest, and he was speechless for a long time, and finally laughed.

"You really deserve to be Yizhen's daughter. He is the big devil, and you are the little devil, haha!"

Eunuch He was wiping away his sweat watching from the sidelines. The Lord of Chongyang County said that he was timid, but he was bold enough.How dare you talk to His Majesty like this, it looks like you are acting like a baby with ordinary elders in your family.And looking at His Majesty's appearance, he seems to like it very much.

Tsk tsk, this county monarch is in the emperor's heart, so don't underestimate him!This time, the son of Duke Cui's family will probably be unlucky, and the plan will be for nothing.

Li Shimin was out of breath from laughing, and Yang Xiaoran wondered if he would laugh because of this, "Well, well, I am not a gentleman but a woman. The sages say that only women and villains are difficult to raise. Cui Shiyu's beating In vain!"

"So Your Majesty thinks I'm doing the right thing?"

Yang Xiaoran's eyes turned into crescents, "That Cui family is so wicked, he almost bumped into me, and even hit someone. Heh heh, I have never seen such a brazen person in my life! These people hold His Majesty's salary but don't think about making progress. They are simply moths of the country! Pooh! What kind of aristocratic family? In my opinion, they are just a group of blood-sucking worms who don’t care about production. People who think they control the world are pretentious, and they don’t pay attention to His Majesty, it’s just hateful!"

The more Yang Xiaoran spoke, the more excited she became, Li Xiaoer's laughter also stopped.He stared at Yang Xiaoran dumbfounded, with a dazed look on his face, how shameless this person must be to say such things?

"He...why doesn't he put me in his eyes?"

"Your Majesty, the Cui family's son has no eyes on the king! I have already said that I am the daughter of Duke Lu, and His Majesty's new Chongyang County Lord. But that kid still wants to beat me. Doesn't he despise His Majesty like this?" ? A mere white body dares to beat me, the enfeoffed county monarch, in the street, it's beyond the law!"

Li Shimin's mouth opened wider and wider.my God!If this woman wasn't born by Cheng Yaojin, it would be too much for heaven's sake!What a bastard!With empty mouth and white teeth, you just open your mouth and come!And he said it so confidently, so plausibly that even he himself felt that there was... there was some truth to it.

"Those who have no king and no father, who disregard the law and discipline, will surely harm the common people if they are officials of one place in the future; if they are courtiers, they will surely cause trouble to the world! If they are husbands, they will indulge their sex; Generation after generation, from the root to the branch, the so-called how to sweep the world without sweeping a house is the son of the Cui family! Hmph, this kind of people are not sons of man, they should be eliminated as soon as possible!"

Eunuch He fainted, and Li Shimin convulsed. They have never seen such hurtful people in their lives!
This is so true, the Cui family is no longer a human being, living in this world is just... just...

When they were at a loss for words, they saw that little man pick up the words and round up the thoughts in their hearts for them, "This kind of people live in this world and have no other purpose except to create rice fields!"

"Pfft!"

Eunuch He fainted, foaming at the mouth, thinking to himself, "Don't mess with Chongyang County Lord in the future, you can say dead people with just one mouth!"

The entire hall suddenly became silent.After a while, Li Shimin finally closed his mouth, and said with a strange expression: "Why do you hate that Cui family son so much?"

"Shouldn't a courtier hate you?"

Yang Xiaoran snorted coldly, "A few years ago, I heard from my master that this aristocratic family controls the government of the world, and sometimes disasters happen. They don't want to produce, and they look down on the peasants, but they continue to squeeze the peasants. ****, then wantonly annexed the land, turning the possessors into the propertyless, not to mention even the negotiators. In the end, they had to sell their sons and daughters, and their ancestors have been slaves to the aristocratic family for generations. Life is corrupt and extravagant, and the queen empress is now Their skirts can’t even cover their shoe uppers, but they all wear gold and silver, Your Majesty, they are a bunch of moths! Everyone must be punished!”

At this moment, Yang Xiaoran seemed to have turned into a young angry youth who hated the rich. Seeing that Li Shimin finally nodded, he was secretly happy, and finally got away with it!
"That being said, your eating looks are too ugly."

It would be false to say that Li Shimin didn't hate the family.Although he downgraded everyone by two ranks and put himself and his wife's family first and second in a daze, he knew in his heart that those people must be dissatisfied.Moreover, Cui Banchao's reputation is not groundless, most of the people who can stand in these two ceremonial halls are members of the aristocratic family.As for those places, there are even more officials.

All these made Li Shimin feel stuck in his throat.These people are restricting him everywhere, how can he bear it as a king?Yang Xiaoran's words sounded very arrogant, even a little too much, but for some reason, how did he just feel relieved like this?

All right!Congratulations, Li Ertong Shoes!You are suffering from YY syndrome!

Li Er's shoe, who was mentally satisfied, finally looked better, and his tone softened a lot.Hearing that tone, it seemed that Yang Xiaoran didn't do it beautifully enough, if he wanted to be dark, he had to be dark.

It really is a green tea whore!

Yang Xiaoran's eyes showed contempt.Seemingly realizing that his performance was too obvious, Li Shimin coughed twice in embarrassment, and then said fiercely: "You know they are not easy to provoke, but you still provoke them? You are really daring!"

"Hey, Your Majesty!" Yang Xiaoran had already guessed that Li Shimin was also against the aristocratic family, and since he had just made great achievements, Li Shimin would definitely be more towards him, so he had already made up his mind to play tricks and beat up rascals.No, she really got it right.

I am really satisfied with my wit!

"The Cui family's son is only fifteen years old, and he is not weak yet. The courtier is just a girl. It is normal for children to fight. How can an adult intervene?"

Li Shimin's eyes lit up, he thought about it for a while, and laughed, "That's right! This is a child's slapstick, and this lawsuit has come to me. This Cui Gan is becoming more and more ignorant."

The big fox and the little fox looked at each other and smiled knowingly.Eunuch He, who just came back to his senses, felt chills all over his body when he saw this scene.

Is this county monarch a monster? !So cunning at such a young age, tsk tsk, it's really enviable to look at!The miscellaneous family had such thoughts when they wanted her to be so old, but now...

Thinking that he has come to an end, no matter how old he is, he can't be bigger than the Son of Heaven, Eunuch He slammed his mouth, and thought regretfully: "If a miscellaneous family is so smart, how can they enter the palace to serve others!"

"come over!"

In a good mood, Li Shimin waved at Yang Xiaoran. Seeing the vigilance in that girl's eyes, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Just now she was full of vigor, and the family members dared to provoke him, why? I am more terrifying than those people who can only create rice fields ?”

"The might of the sky is unpredictable..."

Yang Xiaoran walked forward after speaking.

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't think this girl looked frightened by Tianwei.

But that's fine with her.That's all she needs!Keep this innocent heart, and I will definitely not treat her badly in the future.

When you become an emperor, you are really lonely!

Li Shimin secretly felt sad for a while, saw that Yang Xiaoran had arrived, stretched out his hand to untie the jade pendant around his waist, and was about to hand it to the man, but saw that the guy had reached out his hand shamelessly, he was furious, and slapped that little hand off, He stared angrily and said: "A good seedling, why is it so greedy for yellow and white things?!!!"

(End of this chapter)