Stir-fried Datang: The Strongest Daughter

Chapter 536

The grievance that had been pent up for many days finally broke out.His chest was heaving violently, the veins on his neck and forehead were bursting, "Hey, hey", his nostrils were closing together, like a fire-breathing crater, he clamped his horse's belly, held a knife and went towards the snot, "Zizi How dare you bully me like this?! Take your life!"

The sound of beating the drum became more intense, Snot held the steel knife in his hand, clamped the horse's belly, and beat the horse to meet him head-on!

Tang Jun on the wall behind him shouted in unison, "Kill, kill, kill!"

When the two horses met, Gao Yanshou raised his knife and chopped off the snot.The snot stretched out his hand to block it, and there was a piercing metallic sound, rubbing the flames, "Dog thief! This is my Great Tang manganese steel knife! It was created by my junior sister! You shameless son of a bitch, steal my Tang Dynasty knife and beat it!" I'm from Tang Dynasty, I'm bah! Let me teach you how to be a man today!"

"Ouch!"

Gao Yanshou yelled angrily at the snotty words, "How dare you bully me like this?! Thief, I'll kill you!"

There were fifty or sixty rounds of fighting between the two, and it was indistinguishable that the soldiers on both sides shouted one after another.And at this moment, Snot suddenly pulled the reins, the horse neighed, turned around, jumped up, and then...

Ran!

puff!
Spit blood!

What's the situation?
Is this gone? !
Gao Yanshou stood there in a daze, the opponent ran so fast, it was really unexpected, by the time he realized it, he couldn't catch up.

"Li Ji, old man, this is your subordinate?! How dare you!"

"Wu that thief general! How rude! How dare you insult my marshal and give me Gao Yanshouniang a blow!"

Gao Yanshou was about to swear a few more words, but suddenly he saw a taller person running in front of him, holding a weird thing in his hand, one end was extremely thick, shaped like a date pit, and it was full of sharp thorns , what is this? !

Although the mace was passed down from ethnic minorities, similar to Guduo, it had not yet been created at this time, and it did not appear in the army until the Song Dynasty.

So Gao Yanshou naturally didn't know what it was.But I instinctively feel that this thing is terrible!
With the connection with the aristocratic family, although they did not get the advanced steelmaking technology of the Central Plains Dynasty, they could still get some such equipment.

The reason why hammering weapons were equipped in large numbers in the army during the Song Dynasty was probably due to the progress of steelmaking technology.

Especially when the cavalry was fighting the cavalry, because the helmet became thicker, it could not be harmed by horse lances and broadswords, so hammering weapons became popular in the army at a uniform speed.

The Yue family gun mentioned in the storytelling about Yue Fei in later generations is because it is a novel, and the weapon Yue Fei himself often uses should be a hammer.This point can also be seen in his son's use of the purple gold hammer as a weapon.The hammers also appear in some portraits of Yue Fei, which further illustrates this point.

When Yang Xiaoran saw Gao Yanshou's head covering, he knew it was a product of the Tang Dynasty, so he had someone beat him with a mace early on.It's good if this kid can be caught alive, but if he can't be caught, it's good to beat him to death with a hammer.

In short, as long as the opponent accepts the death, it will naturally deal a great blow to morale.It's a bit more troublesome, just a few more sneak attacks.

Gao Yanshou's eyes widened, and suddenly he raised his head and roared, "Which bastard came up with the idea? Wow, I'm so angry!"

In the north, the father just called his father directly, but Guanzhong and most of them are indeed different.That's why Gao Yanshou's father left, and now Gao Yanshou's mother is here again, can you not be angry?
This is too bullying!
The silly cow laughed, pretending to be a daughter with strange yin and yang, "Son, come on! Go home with mother to drink milk!"

"Wow haha!"

A group of Tang Jun laughed so hard that tears came out, and they all shouted: "Son Gao Yanshou, your grandparents call you home!"

"How unreasonable! It's too deceiving!"

Gao Yanshou's eyeballs were red, and he ran away with snot.

The snot immediately came forward, and the two became entangled. While fighting, the snot also stimulated him with words, "Good son, are you hungry? Is there no food in the army? Hehe, are you waiting for help? No more! Haha! Come on!" Come, call mother, I will feed you milk!"

"brute!"

This is really tasteless. In those days, even if people scolded each other, they seldom insulted their family members.So Yang Xiaoran's trick was really obscene and unremarkable, and Gao Yanshou was considered strong-minded if he didn't vomit blood on the spot.

But Gao Yanshou won't know, this is just the beginning.

After fighting for dozens of rounds, Hanniu, like the snot, immediately rode back, and the snot immediately caught up, and shouted at Gao Yanshou: "Son Gao Yanshou, don't bully Gao Yanshou, eat me Gao Yanshou Happy to be a father!"

What, what?
Like to be a father?
Although I don't know what it means, but 100% is not a good word!

Gao Yanshou was furious, "Bastard! Is there such a name in this world?"

"Wu, that kid has little experience! Isn't your dog master named Yuan Gai Suwen?!"

"Bullshit! Didn't you come out just now?! Didn't you call yourself Gao Yanshou's father?!"

"Haha, that's my twin's younger brother. I am my brother Gao Yanshouxi as the father!"

"Wow!"

Gao Yanshou's lungs exploded with anger, and the laughter of a group of Tang Jun came to his ears, and he wished he could peel his nose and cramp!
Gradually, the distance from our own side became farther and farther.And the snot ran away after dozens of rounds again, and the silly cow over there ran out again and shouted: "Little Gao Yanshou, let me, Gao Yanshouxi, be my mother to meet you!"

I go!

Are you done yet?

Gao Yanshou is sad...

Will something like "Master Gao Yanshou, Mrs. Gao Yanshou" pop up later?
After four rounds, he was panting from the beating, and his heart and spleen hurt from anger, while Tang Jun was watching a play, his laughter drowned out the sound of the drums.

And at this time, another person came out, who looked like a nobody, and shouted as soon as he came out: "I am the ancestor of Gao Yanshou! Gao Yanshou, come out and fight me!"

collapse!

Crash, crash, crash! ! !

Totally broken!
The uncle and aunt did not come out, they directly gave you the ancestors!

Ouch!

Which beast thought of this bad move?Shengsheng is mad at him!

"Marshal, be careful, be careful!"

Suddenly Goguryeo panicked, Qi Qi shouted at Gao Yanshou: "Dangerous, dangerous!"

Too bad it's too slow!
Snot and Han Niu sneaked out at some point, they didn't ride a horse at all, they held a thick noose in their hands, and at Gao Yanshou's flashy kung fu, the two brothers rushed forward, flicked their hands, and directly put them on. He grabbed Gao Yanshou's neck and pulled him off the horse.

All the moments were in the blink of an eye, Gao Yanshou only felt his neck tense, a sense of suffocation permeated for a moment, and a sharp pain in his neck. Run towards the city gate.

Finished!

be cheated!
That ancestor is a fake, but this father and mother are really killing him!
Snot and Niu ran so fast, Li Ji was amazed when he saw it, and said: "Xiaoyaozi Da Xianguo is a master. The two senior brothers of the empress are also really geniuses, they run really fast and their movements are so flexible."

Yang Xiaoran pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Aiqing, it's up to you next."

"Your Majesty, what if Gao Yanshou refuses to surrender?"

Li Chengqian looked coldly and said: "Hang on the city wall, give him three chances, if he doesn't surrender, cut the rope directly! Going against me, Tang Dynasty, is the end!"

"Yes!"

While speaking, Snot and Han Niu had already run back to the city, and the gate of the city was closed immediately.

The two untied the noose around the neck of Gao Yanshou, who had fallen to the ground, and tied it tightly again, escorted him directly to the tower, knelt down on him, cupped his hands and said: "Your Highness, Junior Sister, Commander-in-Chief!" , luckily, we captured Gao Yanshou!"

Gao Yanshou looked at Li Chengqian in front of him, and snorted coldly: "You are deceiving me, I don't accept it!"

"Ah……"

Li Chengqian smiled lightly, and said: "Soldiers never tire of deceit, don't you understand the truth that you are the commander-in-chief of the Goguryeo army?"

As he spoke, the smile on his face deepened, he got up and yawned: "I've been busy for half a day, and I've seen enough plays, I'm hungry, the princess will go to eat alone."

Without even looking at Gao Yanshou, she said directly to Li Ji, "Ai Qing, I'll leave this to you."

"Yes, Your Highness!"

Li Ji cupped his hands and watched Li Chengqian and Yang Xiaoran leave.

This kind of thing has to be done by the ministers. This Gao Yanshou would like to surrender the best, if he doesn't want to, he will have to kill him.

Now, it's time to break him apart and talk about life and the situation.

Who told us Tang people to be generous?You have to reason with people and give people a chance, right?
After a meal, I also ate a bowl of mutton noodles during the meal.Since most of the food and grass were burned by Xue Li, and the support food and grass were robbed again, their food was not enough.Not to mention the small soldiers below, even his coach can barely fill his stomach in the past few days.

A bowl of delicious mutton, two pig's trotters, and a jug of fine wine, Gao Yanshou, who was already weak-willed, finally agreed to accept the Tang Empire's recruitment under the baptism of Li Ji's mentor.

He personally wrote a letter and sent it to Gao Huizhen, the deputy commander in the military camp. After a reasonable and emotional speech, Gao Huizhen, who wanted to surrender, discussed with his subordinates, and immediately decided to surrender happily.

I really have nothing to eat, and I can't stand the cold weather!

Some soldiers have already fled. There were originally tens of thousands of people, but now there are only over [-].

Hearing that the Tang army did not kill the prisoners, but provided them with delicious food and drink, they immediately surrendered happily.

Gao Huizhen and Gao Yanshou were escorted to the Tang army's camp. They knelt and knelt from the Yuanmen until they arrived at the surrender platform of the Tang army. Okay, if you want to rely on a tough battle and tricks to decide the outcome, I'm afraid it's not my opponent. How about it? Do you dare to fight against me from now on?"

All the surrendered generals were prostrate on the ground, trembling all over, not daring to say a word.

They all voluntarily surrendered, even if they didn't surrender, with the current situation, sooner or later they would still be meat on the chopping board.What else is there to say?

6000 horses, [-] cattle, a large number of weapons and armors, armor, [-] people and Anshi, all of which fell into the hands of Datang.

This battle, won!

Although the twists and turns, but in the end still won!

Now the door of Liaodong is wide open, and there is only one Jian'an left who can no longer stop the Tang army. The news spread back to Goguryeo, and the whole country was shocked, and a new round of fighting will begin...

　I overslept again... God, I don't know what's wrong these two days, I'm so sleepy... Sorry, sorry!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)