I'm Mrs.

Chapter 14 Who Scares Who
"What?"

Sun Guixiang, who was also dressed in sackcloth and filial piety, frowned when she saw me, "Who pushed the lid of the coffin away!"

"It's Xue Baosi! She insists that my grandma is awake!!"

Han Lin cried and complained, "She's scaring people!!"

"I didn't scare anyone! I'm really awake!!"

I really want to make a serious expression, but the corners of my mouth are raised uncontrollably, "Auntie, come and see!!"

Sun Guixiang glared at my elder brother with a serious face, "Family tree, why don't you know how to keep an eye on this living ancestor of your family! The lid of this coffin was lifted casually!!"

After finishing speaking, he walked up to me in a few steps, glanced into the coffin lid, and then his body froze immediately, and his expression froze, "This..."

I could see her reaction clearly from the side, and when I saw it, I immediately reported what I saw before, "Auntie! Look, where are the eyes moving!"

Sun Guixiang came back to her senses after listening to my words, "Why do you move! If a dead person moves, it's a fraudulent corpse!!"

As soon as the voice fell, '哐'!He closed the lid of the coffin with a loud sound, "Who let you in! Do you know whose house this is? Don't think that you can be lawless with your grandma protecting you!!"

I was so bewildered by his scolding, what are you scolding me for, I'm clearly awake!
"Auntie, you push the lid off, look again, carefully..."

"Four children!!"

The elder brother was completely anxious, he stepped forward and hugged me off the stool, and before I could speak, he looked at Sun Guixiang, "Aunt Sun, I'm sorry, my little sister is young and ignorant, she is just brave, Love to cause trouble, don't be like a child."

Sun Guixiang's eyes were full of indignation, "Jiashu, she is ignorant, are you ignorant? Do you know that the lid of this coffin is not easy to open, and you were hit by popularity. My aunt thought you were good, educated, talented, and respectful." It's safe, but look at you just now, standing there like a telegraph pole to see your little sister messing around there, my son was scared!! How could someone else's painting material make this happen? Don't scare people!!"

"Yes, I was wrong."

My elder brother kept nodding his head there to make amends, "Auntie, I was also shocked just now, and I know it's not good to disturb the old man who passed away. I'm really sorry. Otherwise, I don't want the money for the painting material. You Calm down, it won't happen next time."

"next time?!!"

Sun Guixiang leaned on the coffin with a surprised face, "You still want to kill my family! Are you happy every day when you draw a picture!! Let me tell you..."

'puff! ! '

Before she finished speaking, I spit on her leg, and Sun Guixiang jumped up in shock, "Hey! Xue Baosi, what are you doing! Are you spitting on me!!"

"No."

I shook my head happily, "I just want to vomit, and I vomit everywhere at home... Puff!"

"Hey! You still vomit! You still vomit on my pants, don't you! Don't think I won't dare to beat you when your grandma is around. I have to teach you a lesson today, you uneducated..."

"What the hell is this!!"

There was a lot of commotion in the small warehouse, and grandma came in as soon as she lifted the curtain, "Guixiang, what are you doing here, your man hasn't come back so you can't take charge!!"

When Sun Guixiang saw my grandma, she immediately became honest, and threw the broom she just picked up on the ground, "Oh, auntie, I, I'm going out right away..."

"Grandma!!"

I stepped forward and hugged my grandma's thigh, raised my eyes to look at her, "Han Lin's mother beat me and called me a little bastard, a little bastard, it's not artificial..."

"you……"

Sun Guixiang stared at me with wide eyes, "When did I scold you like that!"

I ignored her and just looked at my grandma, "My ass hurts so much from beating her, she almost broke my legs, grandma, she also said she would beat me to death, and you don't feel bad if she beat me to death."

"The conscience of heaven and earth!!"

Sun Guixiang shouted, "Auntie, you came in as soon as I picked up this broom. I didn't even touch her. How can this child open his eyes and talk nonsense? If you don't believe me, ask the family tree, you Ask my son!!"

Grandma's face turned cold when I said the word 'little bastard', and she looked directly at my elder brother, "Family tree, what's going on."

The eldest brother still stood there honestly, probably a little surprised by what I said, and opened his mouth, "Aunt Sun was indeed very angry just now, but she didn't meet Sibao, and she didn't scold her for being too nasty. Let's just say she's uneducated..."

"My mother didn't beat her! It was Xue Baosi's fault, it was Xue Baosi's nonsense scaring people, she said my mother woke up!"

Han Lin sniffled and said, "She just pushed the lid of my grandma's coffin away! She did it!"

Grandma frowned slightly, glanced at the coffin behind Sun Guixiang and then at me, "Si'er, have you touched the coffin lid?"

I nodded, "It's moving, his nanny's eyelids are moving, and his hands are still clenched into fists! He wants to beat Han Lin!"

"Look! Look at Auntie! Isn't this Baosi of yours so blind! This person can still live if he is hard! It's not good to be particular about it! What if my old lady is washed up!!! "

Sun Guixiang was still arguing loudly, gnashing her teeth in various ways, "Auntie, I didn't say that, your child really can't get used to illness, this is going to heaven!!"

"Grandma, there is a sound, there is the sound of scratching the boards of the coffin."

I looked at my grandma and emphasized, "Brother heard it too!"

Grandma still has a straight face, looking straight at her eldest brother, "Family tree."

The eldest brother seemed to understand the meaning of grandma's eyes, nodded his head, "There is a strange sound, it's rattling, it's quite creepy...but it should be a rat..."

"It's a mouse! It must be a mouse!" Han Lin nodded beside him, "How can my milk move!"

Grandma stopped talking, her eyes fell on Sun Guixiang, "Get out of the way, I'll take a look at the people in the coffin."

Sun Guixiang blocked the place where she couldn't move, "Auntie, what's so good about this thing, children are talking nonsense!"

"You get out of the way!"

Grandma emphasized, "If you recover from soot poisoning, let me see!"

"Auntie, what are you doing..."

Sun Guixiang stood there like an arhat, "Is my mother-in-law still fake if she's hard, it's okay to see it!"

Grandma opened her mouth impatiently, "What are you going to do, you're really going to wake up, is this a crime..."

Before I finished speaking, I felt a gust of wind blowing over the tip of my nose. I was quite comfortable in the cold, and I was intoxicated. The light in my grandma's eyes flashed suddenly, and she turned to look at me, "Sier! You go out!!"

"Huh? I don't..."

"Family tree! Take her out!!"

The elder brother got the order, and he creaked for me at the waist and jumped out in two or three strides. The moment the curtain was lifted, my eyes were directly on the stick of incense stuck in the doorway. Sparks flickered twice, and suddenly, Went out.

"Brother, how did this fragrance go out?"

After I was put on the ground, I squatted there to watch the incense, "There is still a small half."

My elder brother didn't reply to me, but I heard my grandma yelled in the warehouse, "Go forward on the Southwest Road!!"

"Ugh?"

I looked at my elder brother again, "Why are you shouting again? Didn't they all leave in the morning? It's not tiring after walking all the time."

As I said that, I went to lift the curtain, and my eldest brother grabbed my arm, "Sier! Stay here, did you get angry without seeing your grandma?"

"Let me see!!"

I pulled out my arm and slipped back in through the gap on one side of the curtain. When I raised my eyes, I saw my grandma stretching out her hand and pushing the coffin lid away. The corner of my mouth grinned, look, my grandma believes what I say!
Before grandma and grandson Guixiang noticed me, and before Han Lin had a chance to say anything about me, I dexterously pulled the stool I was stepping on just now, and looked into the coffin as my grandma pushed the coffin lid open. passed!

"Oh my god!!!"

The moment the coffin lid was pushed open, Sun Guixiang screamed, and sat down on the ground with a 'plop' sound as if the soles of her feet were stepped on cotton, "Lin! Cover your eyes! Come here! Come here!! I'm scared to death, It scared me to death, how has this changed!!"

Grandma had a serious expression on her face, "I'm so angry..."

I stretched my neck and looked into the coffin. It was indeed different from what I saw just now. Although the old lady of the Han family was still lying in the coffin, her eyes, which were closed just now, were wide open at this moment. The chug's eyes rolled up lifelessly, revealing a large white of the eyes, they were wide open, but why didn't they turn around.

Just as he was counting, black and purple blood slowly flowed out from the inner corners of Han Lin's eyes, nose and ears, not much, just like a fingernail, and as the blood flowed out, her fingers also looked like It was completely loosened like a wooden fork, and it was obviously a fist just now...

Taking a closer look, I found that the wrinkles on the old lady's face were also stretched out. Leaving aside the changes on her hands, it was just this face, which was very blue after the blood came out. Yes, um, not as kind as before.

I curled my lips and turned to look at Han Lin who was pulled forward by Sun Guixiang, "Tsk tsk tsk, look, your grandma is so angry that you have a nosebleed."

(End of this chapter)