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Chapter 154 Let Me Go Home

Enduring the discomfort, I took a step back and looked at her warily, "Who the hell are you?"

Her eyes were deep, and her voice was slightly confused, "The one he loved and entangled to death, sister, do you want to listen?"

I snorted, "I listen to what you do, I don't care who you are, it has nothing to do with me."

"Why doesn't it matter?"

She wrapped her arms around my shoulders and forced me to look at the big mirror in the bathroom with her. There were two faces in it, one was charming and charming, and the other was red and swollen, all stimulated by the wine. of.

"You have to listen to my sister's advice, hurry up and move out of Lu Er's house, otherwise, you will be the next me, you know."

She looked at me in the mirror with an unreal expression on her face.

I frowned, "Is there something wrong with you? I don't know you, so why should I listen to you? Besides, what happened between you and Lu Er is your business. Does it have anything to do with me?"

She pursed her lips and smiled, her lips were bright and attractive, "Do you want to see how they are entangled..."

I still frowned, "What do you mean?"

She sighed softly, "When I saw you, I knew you were inexperienced. Isn't that just being ruined by Lu? Come on, my sister will show you his true face."

As she said that, she took out the motorcycle key in her bag, patted it on the sink, and took out a cigarette. I know that cigarette, Marlboro, Lu Pei smokes, it is not very expensive, he said he is not picky about cigarettes, but got used to.

I didn't make a sound, although my body was very uncomfortable, but my brain was not so clear, I watched her smoothly lock the bathroom door first, then put the cigarette in her mouth, the windproof lighter ignited, and a puff of smoke pointed at her. I just spit it out.

There was a strong smell of smoke, I coughed and backed away slightly, but she smiled and asked me to look in the mirror, raised my eyes, and when the smoke cleared, I saw a man's undulating back, as if doing push-ups, Of course, the location is wrong, there is a bed and there are sound effects, so I won’t talk about any movement, just talking about all kinds of lingering things.

I can't see clearly, but I can vaguely see Lu Er's shadow from the back. He has broad shoulders, often exercises, and is very strong, just like him.

The woman next to him shook her head and sighed, "This is his style, time and time again, tossing..."

I kept my face cold and said nothing, and just watched it for more than a minute. She raised her arm slightly, and the mirror in the bathroom returned to normal.

"Why should I watch this?"

She chuckled, "I'm helping you. Since the first time I saw you a few days ago, I saw you as a good boy, so I have to help you, right, stay away from this scumbag, ah .”

I took a deep breath and turned to look at her, "Have you dated?"

She still smiled and said, "Of course, Ai is desperate, but he is too hardworking. He eats what is in the bowl, but also looks at what is in the pot. One after another is not enough."

I bit my lip, "The reason why we broke up is because of his fickleness?"

She stroked her hair in front of the mirror, "Yeah, I've known him since I was a teenager. Do you know the first time, hey, that kind of man, you have to stay as far away as possible, otherwise, you will suffer, my sister." .”

After finishing speaking, she looked at me and smiled sweetly, "I'll go first, please take care of yourself."

I stood still, until she twisted the handle with her hand, and then said faintly, "You are very pathetic."

The woman's body paused, her tone controlled calmly, "What do you mean?"

I let out a long breath, "You love him very much, but he doesn't love you, right?"

The woman sneered and looked back at me, "Are you kidding, is there a man who doesn't love me?"

"meeting."

I said with certainty, "At least Lu Er doesn't love you, so you're like an enemy. When you saw me living in his house, you hurriedly asked me for directions, and hurried to remind me how hateful Lu Er is, sister. I'm young, but I'm not as stupid as you think."

She smiled, "You really don't know what to do! You don't believe me when I let you see the truth so kindly, don't you? Why, you were confused by him? How long have you known each other? Has your hair grown?"

I pulled the corner of my mouth and gave her a big smile that I, Xue Bao, was invincible in the four universes. I really wanted to say, I don't have long hair.

"Truth, your despicable ambiguity is worthy of being called the truth? There is something in your smoke that confuses me! Your motorcycle key pendant is clearly visible, and there is a man and a woman on it! What I saw was not at all What Lu Er, but your pirated technique, inferior!"

How can I say that I also came here by reading, and I haven't cried less these two days, are you fooling me?At least rank higher.

I can't describe the expression on her face. To be honest, that face is really good-looking. She has a figure like a supermodel. No, she is as tall as a supermodel, but she is more bumpy than a supermodel. I don't understand why Lu Er doesn't like her. , anyway, if I were a man, I would like it, this is the truth, but you can't fool me just because you look good, are you interested!

"Okay."

She nodded, and she seemed to think about it for a moment, "I thought the little banxian'er my dad said was not capable. It's impossible to subdue a grasshopper. You half-immortals just rely on inviting those fairies to come. Well, I really didn't expect that you little girl would know what round light is."

her father?
All I can think of is that Mr. Zhou, only he knows what's going on with me, and he speaks in a more polite tone when I think of Lu Er talking to Mr. Zhou, that is to say, this woman may really have known Lu Er a long time ago , But it's a pity that even an inexperienced person like me knows that things like feelings can't be forced.

"Sister, first of all, yours is not the round light technique, yours is just an imitation of blindness, and second, please don't say little Banxian'er, Banxian'er is much more capable, it's just that you have never seen it before!"

I raised my spirits. Although I am short, I don't want to lose anything. "Also, if you want to show that you hate someone, then pay attention to the details. If Lu Er smokes Marlboro, you also smoke Marlboro." , if I hate a person, then I would like to wipe away all his shadows in my life instead of smoking the same cigarettes as him. If you guessed right, you also bought Lu Er's motorcycle after learning from him, right? Is he disgusted by you, so he stopped riding, huh?"

She couldn't hold back her expression, it's all right, everything is in silence, I got all the answers right!
"That's right, sister."

I looked at her with added fuel to the fire, "Before you said that to me, in fact, I didn't know if Lu Er was really a scumbag, but now I can be sure that he doesn't care if he is a scumbag or not." , I have never slandered you, you say, it is a pity for him, but you are more disappointed."

She watched me start to grit her teeth, and an inexplicable smirk appeared on the corner of her mouth, "Beautiful, sister, I like head-to-head confrontation, and I also like to fight against my colleagues. Since you are so ignorant, let's... just wait and see... "

Opening the bathroom door, she looked back at me, "I forgot to tell you, my father and Lu Er's mother are old acquaintances, even if I kill you, I will do nothing, sister, you can do it yourself."

I looked at her and laughed, "Kill me, you'd better make me feel scared, be a higher rank, don't embarrass your father by eating rice a few years earlier than me!"

She 'bang'!He closed the bathroom door with a bang, and with it, it aroused the coldness on my face. I'm not happy enough today, but there's something wrong with it. Whoever I like pursues it by himself, with the woman next to him What is it called!Nothing!

I washed my face, and my stomach was full of anger. It was not brought to me by this unknown woman, but Lu Pei's performance tonight. He rubbed his face vigorously to stay awake. There was a 'crash' at the door, and white round things poured out overwhelmingly!

Instinctively covering his face with his arms, he stepped back a few steps, only then did he see that all the fallen were skeletons!
Skull?
How could there be skeletons outside the bathroom door!
I dared to approach the door and saw a sudden movement in the piles of skeletons, with hands 'cracking'!protruding from the inside!

"Fuck you!"

It really shocked me, the skeleton was still pouring into the bathroom from outside the door, at the same time, a pair of hands were protruding from the skull one after another, there was a scream, I carefully Looking at those skulls, I felt something moving in the black eye sockets, but when I squatted down to look, I saw a pair of big eyeballs!
"I go!"

I was so scared that I was careful and thumped again!

I understand, this is what the woman did to scare me, right? She kicked her foot hard, but the skull didn't move, but the pain in front of her foot was sore, she licked her mouth and endured it for a long time, I understand, this is an illusion, an illusion , I should be standing by the bathroom door now, this kick directly kicked the wall!
Sitting on the ground, I don’t look at the piles of skulls that are about to bury me alive. Each skull has a pair of moving eyes. If you see too much, you will panic. Try to calm yourself. At this time, ask for help It's useless, I can only rely on myself, meditate, meditate...

After reading silently for a while, I put my hand into my schoolbag. There is a yin and yang plate inside. If there is no smoke, you can’t invite Xianer, so the only thing I can do to help myself is to find the door!

After calming down, he quickly determined the location, and softly flipped through the book in his head and read silently, "...if you are in a hurry, follow God and follow the door slowly, and repeat Tianluheng again and again."

This means that in case of urgent and embarrassing things, you should go from the palace where Tianpan is located and the Li Palace where the site Zhifu is located. , changeable, but as long as you follow the way of heaven, no matter if you follow the gods or follow the door, you can get good luck and avoid evil!

I know what I know.

I quickly turned the yin and yang disk to find the hexagrams of the horoscope at this moment, looking for Tianpeng, Tianren, Tianchong, Tianfu, Tianying, Tianrui, Tianzhu, Tianxin eight stars, those skulls began to bury my knees, Messy hands are also scratching me non-stop, I dare not hit indiscriminately, hitting now is equivalent to hitting a wall!

The pointer of the yin-yang disk rotated and finally stopped at Jinggong, "Jingmen is located in the southern Ligong, that is, Li Gua, the south is fire, Tianying is in Lijiugong, it is Mars!"

My heart sank, "Death spot!!"

Get up quickly, now you only need to ask for the direction, and the legs are like being in a sea of ​​skulls. Those arms are still holding my legs, which is a bit annoying. It seems that I have to wear long trousers in summer, which is too inconvenient up.

The yin and yang disk finally determined the direction, and I walked towards the direction with these skulls dripping. Those hands grabbed me hard, and I pulled my legs vigorously. Don’t be afraid, otherwise the more you fear these illusions, the more scary they will become. What crawled out of it, anyway, I dare say what you are afraid of crawling out!
Illusion is not a very clever technique, but it is definitely killing people invisible, and it will scare many people to death!

Seeing that there are more and more skulls, I can't move any more. Looking at the direction I saw, I jumped vigorously, and immediately slapped my hand hard, "Broken!!"

Opening my eyes again, I was still the only one in the bathroom, standing in front of the door, but slapped my hand on the wall, looked around, the tiles were clean, without any traces, and I was standing in front of the door, the scene just now was clearly A posture that makes me swim in a skull.

But my current appearance is just standing there, patting the wall next to the door with one hand, smiling to myself, illusion, it’s just so boring, just do it to scare you...

Let out a long breath, pediatrics, tissue, I thought of the tissue she gave me at the beginning, otherwise she would not be able to do this, I shook my head, forget it, I have to thank her, otherwise how would I improve!
The waiter outside the door looked at me and bowed, as if he didn't hear me tossing in the bathroom at all. Normally, even if I was scared to death, the surveillance would only see me standing stiffly by the door and falling down. If you die from the ground, the diagnosis result will be the most common method of death in yin and yang spells, sudden death.

My foot hurts a bit from the kick just now. After I turned around, I walked down a few corridors. I was a little confused. Where did Assistant Yang go? I looked back at the waiter, "How do you get to [-]?"

"Oh, it's in this direction, turn left in front of the customer."

He raised his arms to lead the way warmly and caringly, much like a traffic policeman. When I arrived, I said thank you and knocked on my head, making a fuss. It is not suitable to stay here for a long time.

After walking more than ten meters, I turned left and saw Lu Er who was leaning against the wall and standing there lazily. Looking at me, the corners of his mouth curled up as if nothing had happened, "I threw up."

Not far behind him, there was Assistant Yang standing all the way away, gesturing at me, meaning that Lu Pei was waiting for me here, but he didn't come over.

I think Lu Pei must not have seen his suitor, otherwise he wouldn't have asked me this, but would have asked me if Skull Ball Sea is fun.

Not wanting to talk to him, I raised my foot and walked in the direction of Assistant Yang, just as I was about to pass by Lu Pei, my steps stopped.

Lu Pei's hand grabbed my arm and held it lightly, without much effort.

I stood still, my face turned towards him, my whole body tensed.

"Where are you going, are you going home?"

His expression is slightly drunk, but I dare say that he is definitely not drunk. He is the kind of person who will not let himself become unconscious.

I took a deep breath, looked at Lu Pei, my eyes were reddened uncontrollably, "Lu Pei, can I go and drink ten glasses of wine, I have drunk ten glasses of wine, can you give me your blood, please You, save my life and let me go home."

(End of this chapter)