I'm Mrs.

Chapter 168
Blame me.

I made a wrong calculation. I only thought that Crazy Zhou was targeting me, and I didn't care about my second uncle at all. Maybe I would have noticed the clue if I stayed with my second uncle for a while.

Xiao Liu was a little nervous after hearing what I said, "Bei Xian'er, is that the one that grandma said she always wanted to make our family have a hard time?"

I didn't respond, watching my second uncle quickly think of countermeasures.

"Fourth sister, look, look, my dad ate it again... raw... how fishy..."

Xiao Liu reminded me with a low and trembling voice, "Fourth Sister, what should I do now, should I go to my dad to clarify, or should we both catch that Beixian?"

"Can't catch him."

I replied flatly, "His intention has always been one, that is to let my second uncle die, to blame me, to give him a chance, and to take advantage of the loophole."

Xiao Liu reached out and grabbed my arm to show comfort, "No, blame me."

"Now is not the time to talk about responsibility."

I took a deep breath, stepped back and stood up, "Let's go to town."

"What to do."

I stepped up and threw out two words after completely leaving the river bank, "Buy fish..."

I have to try my second uncle's level of knowledge to see if he can cooperate with me. If he can cooperate, it is the best. If he can't cooperate, he has to think of other ways.

Thinking of the dream I had myself, maybe everything was foreshadowed, and grandma and the others would not entrust me with dreams for no reason.

With a cold snort in my heart, if I touch my second uncle, I, Xue Baosi, is still standing here. As long as I am alive, my second uncle will not be able to move!
I went to the market in the town, and when I came back by car, my temples were bouncing. Although Bencheng has given me many sad memories that I can’t bear to look back on, crying is not for nothing. At least it makes my brain work. I can flip through the books, keep flipping through the books, I have to be sure of the number, if the pulse is not good, how to treat the disease? !
"Bao Si, why are you still going to the town? The meal is ready, and I'm waiting for you to eat."

As soon as he entered the house, the second aunt came out to welcome him. Seeing what Xiao Liu was carrying, he was still a little puzzled, "What is this, fish? Why did you go to buy fish? My small shop has it."

"Mom, you are freezing."

Xiao Liu replied sullenly, and picked up the bag, "My fish are all alive.

Mingyue leaned her face and looked carefully, "What's wrong with it, isn't it just a river fish? Why buy this fish? There are plenty of them in our river. They don't hesitate to eat them. They go to catch them in summer and take them home. Feed the cats and the ducks, and when you’re exhausted, just make some fish sauce, there are too many burrs, and it’s hard for people to eat.”

I sighed in my heart, yes, it is difficult for people to eat, but my second uncle likes to eat it now.

The second uncle sat down at the edge of the dining table with his head bowed. When he saw us entering the door without raising his eyes, he reached out to touch the chopsticks, "I'm back, we can start dinner now, and I'll wait for you."

I sat down at the dining table, "I'm back, Xiao Liu, let's add some food."

Xiao Liu got the order, turned around and went to the kitchen, poured the water and fish in the bag into a basin, put it on the table, and said, "Here we come."

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

The second aunt was a little anxious, "How do you eat this fish that swims around, Bao Si, if you want to eat river fish, I will make it for you tomorrow."

I raised my hand to signal her not to talk too much, but my eyes were fixed on my second uncle. When he saw the river fish in the basin, his eyes lit up obviously, and his dead lips could not be restrained from pursing up and down, temptation, this Pot fish is indeed a temptation for him.

"No, Bao Si, what do you mean, you..."

"little six."

I didn't move, but called Xiao Liu, this guy understood immediately, and dragged Mingyue out, "Mom, listen to me, my dad is now..."

When the door was closed tightly, the sound was also blocked. I found that it was very wise for grandma to let Xiaoliu follow me to help me. At least it can save a lot of talking and explaining time. In this way, the speed of getting to the point is also faster. , This kind of thing is so bad, I really fear trouble the most.

My second uncle and I were the only ones left in the room. I sat without moving and watched my second uncle stretch his neck and stare at the fish in the basin. His eyes seemed to be alive, staring at the fish swimming around. It was a commotion.

I'm not in a hurry, I'm just waiting to see if he can control himself, yes, let's talk about it, if not, then I'll be punished, I have to get this thing done tonight!
"Forehead……"

Or about ten minutes later, the second uncle clicked his lips and looked at me, "Sibao, what are you doing, they are all raw, you can't eat them..."

He spoke very slowly, as if he was constantly controlling himself to make himself clear, that is to say, the second uncle at this moment was fighting with himself.

I pulled the corner of my mouth slightly, "It's delicious raw, you can eat it, raw chewing is the best, there's blood..."

The second uncle's throat twitched, he swallowed uncontrollably, the dead skin on his lips became more and more obvious, "Really... really edible?"

I nodded, smiled innocently, pushed the basin towards him, and put one hand into my trouser pocket at the same time. There was a wolf-proof device I bought in the town, and I specially chose the most powerful one. I think it should be fine for a person whose body is thin and whose mind is already unclear.

"Yes, try it, it smells so good..."

My second uncle's tongue sticks out, and he licks his upper lip lightly, lifting the dead skin. How can this be my gentle and seldom-spoken second uncle? ah!
"I...I think..."

I already held the anti-wolf device in my hand, "Eat it if you want, it's all yours, eat it in big mouthfuls, one bite at a time, here."

The second uncle's breathing became a little rough, and he touched the basin with trembling hands, "I, I..."

I breathed a sigh of relief, but when I was about to make a move, my second uncle pushed the basin, "No! I can't eat it! People can't eat live fish! I'm a human! I'm a human!!"

As soon as the strength in my hand was loosened, I didn't know what it felt like, so I patted my forehead, "Second Uncle, do you still know that you are human?"

The second uncle looked at me with some pain, "I, of course I am human, I can't eat this, this... this... I don't like..."

"I don't like that you go fishing by the river in the afternoon and eat it raw!"

Now that you are conscious, let's spread it out and say, "Second Uncle, do you know what you are doing!!"

The second uncle looked at me and suddenly felt aggrieved, "I, I know, but I can't control it... I want to control it... But I, I don't know what's wrong... I just feel bad... It's hard... After I eat It would be so comfortable...I want to go fishing...Love to pull the fish's mouth off the hook and watch them bleed and be alive, I will be so excited and want to bite...I..."

It seemed that there was still hope, so I lowered my tone, and gently held his wrist, "Second Uncle, can I help you, can I help you be yourself again?"

The second uncle was a little out of breath, as if the fish swimming in the basin were irritating his nerves every second, "How can you help me... How can you help me..."

I held his wrist tightly, he really lost a lot of weight, under a thin layer of fleshy skin, there were all bones.

"I broke this for you, and you're free, now listen to me, take off your shirt, and let me see your back, okay?"

The second uncle was a little confused, "Okay...you help me...help me..."

At this moment, he seems to have degenerated into a child. While resisting the temptation, he told himself to be obedient and listen to the adults.

Seeing him turn around, I prepared to open the white wine on the table, "Second Uncle, how long have you been eating fish?"

When I asked casually, my second uncle immediately lost control and stared at me like copper bells, "Fish? What kind of fish!"

Oops!

I was startled, and in the next second, I saw my second uncle pick up the basin brazenly, and drank it, "Ruowen! What are you doing!!"

The second aunt came in in a panic, but the second uncle turned a deaf ear to it. His throat seemed to be very thick, but he didn't feel the slightest choking feeling after drinking so much water. After drinking most of the basin of water, he began to suck in his mouth, making the sound of drinking soup with a snort. .

When the basin fell, there was not a drop of water left, and his mouth was already full of river fish with half of it twisted outside his lips. He was very anxious, afraid of wasting a little bit, so he stretched out his hand vigorously towards his mouth, and chewed vigorously with his cheeks puffed out. , all kinds of blood foam flying...

The second aunt couldn't bear it in an instant, not because the second uncle was disgusted by eating raw fish, but because his expression was too bloody, his eyes were red and red, but his face was full of satisfaction, the corners of his mouth were full of blood foam, and he gulped. Chewing, feeling perverted to reach the high point in minutes!

"dad!!"

Xiao Liu supported the bright moon and shouted, "Don't eat it!!"

The second uncle is very interested in eating. In our local dialect, it is a big mouth maha. The sound of "baji" is exactly the same as that by the river. I lost control. I knew it was out of control. I gritted my teeth. I was too naive. , thought that a few simple sentences could pull him back? !

How could that stele immortal's Taoism be so simple!

Without hesitation, at the moment when the second uncle stuck out his tongue and began to lick the residue at the corner of his mouth, my anti-wolf device stretched out. There was a "cracking" sound, and the cremation was everywhere. Also followed numb a bit.

The second uncle trembled for a while, his chest fluttered back and forth for a while, his eyes were still wide open, and he let out a 'hiccup' from his mouth, and fell down softly...

"Ruowen~!"

The second aunt was so distressed, she rushed over to help the second uncle who fell on the ground, "Bao Si, what's wrong with your second uncle, what's wrong with him!"

I wiped the sweat off my brow, "Didn't Xiao Liu explain clearly?"

The second aunt began to cry, "He said it was a stele fairy, but I remember, I remember that your grandma was stunned, your second uncle has tattoos on his back, there will be no problem!"

"It's broken."

I replied softly, calling on Xiao Liu to help my second uncle up, his whole body was limp, and a strong fishy smell was still exuding from his mouth.

"broken?"

The second aunt didn't believe it, "Impossible, your grandma said she was calm, and said that my blood is very useful."

I sighed, I didn't want to just be broken like this, seeing my second uncle suffer, I feel more distressed than anyone else.

"Mom, didn't I tell you all about it? The cat scratched it. Don't keep asking. Just watch how my fourth sister does it."

Xiao Liu helped me start to undress my second uncle. It was cold, so I naturally wore a little too much. After taking off the coat, there were still sweaters and shirts. I took off layer by layer until my second uncle's back was exposed...

From the outside, there is no problem.

The light was very bright. I looked closely and saw thin and shallow white scars, which were left after being scratched by cats. I also had them on my arms. After the scabs faded, they faded away. Generally, they faded away after a few seasons. .

"Bao Si, what do you see?"

I raised my hand to signal my second aunt not to disturb me, but Xiao Liu got started very quickly, and looked at the second aunt reminded with some displeasure, "Don't disturb my fourth sister, she is trying to save my father."

That Mingyue's entire face was full of worry and anxiety, but she looked at me, opened her mouth a few times and then closed it.

I knew she was worried, and I was also worried. Turning around, I patted my second aunt on the shoulder to comfort her, and then washed my hands carefully. It's mine.

Kneel down.

After lighting the incense, I closed my eyes and prayed silently, "Mama Hei, please excuse me to help Bao Si break the second uncle's spell. This is to protect the family. Bao Si is very grateful."

Shangxiang was inserted into the desk, looked at the incense head, the left is the lowest, the middle is slightly higher, and the right is the longest.

The merits and virtues are fragrant, you know it in your heart, you have complete meritorious deeds, and you are blessed by the gods.

Kneeling and thanking me, I got up, took out three more sandalwood sticks and entered the room, put a bowl of uncooked rice on the kang, and stretched out my hand, "Give me the wine."

Xiao Liu put the white wine into my hand without talking too much, I moved my shoulders slightly, and after taking a sip of the white wine, I "poofed" on the second uncle's back!He spit out vigorously, and then burned incense and shook the ground with his feet, "Bao Si, I beg Hei Mama to lend her strength to overcome evil!!"

After finishing speaking, the whole body is hot!
I used my strength to insert the incense into the bowl on the side of the kang, and went straight to the second uncle's back with both hands. I started to pat from the upper part of the spine, rubbing and patting all the way, and went straight to the shoulder wells on both sides of the damper Dazhui. The air flow was on the second uncle's back. It's like he has got countless mice under his skin, and he is scurrying away with my strength!

"Uh……"

The second uncle reacted, and was about to get up with his arms propped up, "Go away..."

"Press your dad's arm!!"

Shouting Xiao Liu's instructions loudly, Xiao Liu immediately got the order, put on his shoes and put on the kang, directly pressing down on the second uncle's arm, gritting his teeth to resist his strength.

My hand was very hot, as if it was spraying fire, it walked on the second uncle's back without stopping for a moment, until the red phosphorus-like mark gradually appeared on his back, then I breathed heavily and loosened my hand, and left it ,'puff'!He spit out the white wine again, and the handwriting was revealed.

Second Aunt's gasping voice immediately rang in my ears, "Zhen, the word "Zhen" came out."

I looked at it coldly, "What else..."

The second aunt's lips and teeth trembled a little, "There is a fork, why, why is there a fork..."

On the red town character, a big cross appeared on it. That stele fairy really broke my grandma's hard work.

But I don't understand this technique, the book in my mind is still turning the pages non-stop, but there is no chapter that talks about the symptoms of the second uncle in detail, like Gu, because I'm sure there is something in the second uncle's body The thing hasn't been forced out yet, but the Gu can only be drawn out with a prescription.

But I feel that the second uncle's body does not need a detailed prescription, which can be obtained first, that is to say, it is still a bit like lowering the head...

But no matter whether it's Gu or Jiang, without exception, they all need an introduction and a medium, that is, something to play, so this medium is... related to cats?

I remembered what my grandma said about stele immortals, most of those who become stele immortals have supernatural powers when they are alive, and most of their spells are weird and exquisite...

Heh, I sneered, it seems that this Beixian is playing with me on the combination of Chinese and Western!
There are subduing and Gu, it really opened the eyes of me, a little gentleman who hasn't officially come out of the mountain yet!
"Fourth sister! I can't touch my dad anymore!!"

Pulling back to his senses, the second uncle had already pushed Xiao Liu away with one arm, turned his face, and glared at me with blood red eyes, "You hurt me!!"

"Ruowen! Baosi is helping you!!"

The second aunt wanted to pull the second uncle, but he threw his arm out again, leading the second aunt and fell directly on the dining table, and the cups and dishes were messed up in an instant.

I gritted my teeth and glared, "I just want to hurt you!"

At this moment, he is definitely not my second uncle, he is just a puppet enchanted by the steles!
Without even thinking about it, I slapped the flashing anti-wolf device and directly poked him in the heart. The second uncle didn't hide, his whole body shook twice, and his arm actually caught me. I was shocked by the huge electric current. My brain went blank for a moment, and I let go in a panic. The second uncle grabbed my neck tightly, "Do you want me to die! Do you want me to die!!!"

"dad!!!"

Xiao Liu grabbed the second uncle's neck from behind, "Let go of my fourth sister! She is helping you! Let go!!!"

"Go away!!"

The strength of the second uncle at this moment is astonishing, with a push on the body, Xiao Liu was thrown to the kang cabinet by him, 'bang'!With a muffled sound, Xiao Liu opened his mouth, unable to get up even in pain!
"Uh……"

I was pinched so hard that I looked at my second uncle with my mouth wide open, "Second uncle...Second uncle..."

I have to find a medium, otherwise I don’t know what it is that I can’t force out. Needless to say, how strong is the second uncle’s hands at the moment, he is pinching me, and his nails are also digging into my flesh little by little, " I strangle you, you don't let me eat fish, I strangle you..."

I looked at the second uncle with distorted facial features, patted his arm in vain, and kept making voices out of my throat, "Second uncle...I am the Four Treasures...I am the Four Treasures..."

"Four Treasures..."

His scarlet eyes seemed to have gained some consciousness, and he loosened his grip on my neck, "Sibao... Sibao..."

I was overjoyed, it's okay, at least I can let me go along with it, "I am the fourth treasure, second uncle, look at me carefully, when I was young, didn't you love me the most, second uncle... ..."

"The Four Treasures... are my Four Treasures..."

The redness in the second uncle's eyes gradually faded, and when he looked at me, he felt distressed gradually, "My child, I'm sorry for you, my child..."

The hand that was pinching my neck was finally completely released, and the second aunt climbed up from behind and wanted to go up, I immediately gave her a look to let her be calm, looked at the second uncle, and gently pulled the corner of my mouth, " Second Uncle, look at me carefully, I am the Four Treasures, do you miss me, you love me the most, and you will buy me candied haws every time you come back from the house..."

The second uncle smiled, the red light in his eyes flickered slightly, "It's candied haws, Sibao's favorite food is candied haws..."

I couldn't control the sadness in my heart, my second uncle, even at this moment when his mind was blurred, he still remembered the Four Treasures, and remembered that I love candied haws.

Stretching out his hand, the second uncle began to touch my face, "Sibao, when did you come back, ah, when..."

"I... hiss~"

I wanted to respond, but I felt that his nails were scratching my face. Looking at the end of my eyes, I realized that my second uncle's nails had protruded long, pitch-black, and the tips were slightly curved like iron hooks.

"nail……"

Xiao Liu on the kang was also frightened, trembling, "The nails are so long, why are they suddenly so long and so black."

There was a flash of inspiration in my mind, and I realized that it was nails, and the medium was nails...

That's right, the cat scratches, isn't it just the nails!

Xue Baosi, you are so stupid!
(End of this chapter)