I'm Mrs.

Chapter 18 Shameless things!

into the night.

I was lying on the bed and eating candied haws happily, and my grandma was sitting on the top of the kang wearing presbyopic glasses while mending my trousers while muttering, "Sibao, I have to go to sleep after eating, I can't play tricks anymore. "

"Sibao, did you hear that?"

I didn't answer. Sometimes I look like a chatterbox, and sometimes I seem to be deaf. This is probably why everyone always calls me stupid.

Grandma saw that I didn't respond, so she put down her work and looked at me, "Sibao, tell me, would you be happy if Mingyue became your second aunt? Then, you will have a younger brother, and Xiaoliu will be your younger brother." Alright, okay, um, talk."

"Grandma, the sugar has melted to the bottom of this bowl, and I can't lick it."

The grandma sighed, "Oh, I still can't explain anything." As she spoke, she shook her head, "Could it be possible that Wu was really a dead mouse that a blind cat ran into? No, I can still touch it." The last two times? Si'er, you..."

"The child is not asleep yet!
The grandma was talking to herself. Seeing grandma come in, she shook her head, "No, I want to eat candied haws. I'm afraid she'll get her throat stuck, so I'll take it down and put it in a bowl for her to eat. After eating, I'll go to sleep."

Grandma let out a sigh, took a look at me and sat down next to Grandma, "I will find someone to talk to Mingyue in the past two days. Since the two of them have the same meaning, the window paper will be broken."

Grandma nodded her head, "It's okay to talk about kissing, that is Mingyue's fate, do you see if it fits with Ruowen?"

"combine."

Grandma spit out a word, "The horoscope is quite strong, and can hold down the things on Ruowen. In fact, although Mingyue is very aggressive, sometimes his words are not pleasant, but he has no bad intentions. He is better than the boss's daughter-in-law. If she enters the door Let's take care of the Four Treasures in the future, and we can rest assured."

The great-grandmother hummed, "That's fine. Anyway, it's fine if you think it's good after reading it. The children of our old Xue's family are not very destined, and we don't expect her to add another son and a half daughter."

Grandma looked back and saw that I was still eating seriously, and sighed after a while, "Actually, what is so difficult about this matter now, it is Xiaoliu of Mingyue's family. The child has a lip and has no money for surgery. You said we want to Welcoming people into the door, but you can't give a bride price, why can't you be on an errand?"

The grandma agreed, "I understand, Ruowen hasn't made it clear, isn't it because he has no money? It's your fault too. You don't need money for anything. You have accumulated good deeds, and now your son can't afford it when he marries a wife." Money, hey, I heard that Xiao Liu’s child not only has a gaping lip, but also has a small tongue in two halves in the upper teeth, so it must be a lot of money, maybe one or two thousand.”

Grandma looked melancholy, "One or two thousand is not enough, people say seven or eight thousand! That's not a minor operation!"

"Ouch my mother!"

The grandma was shocked, "Who has so much money, so, you, let Mingyue and Ruowen get married first, the young couple will earn money slowly, and after earning money, they will perform surgery on Xiaoliu. Is there a small shop?"

"Will that work?"

Grandma was in a hurry, "When can I earn a small star anise in a small shop? I used Mingyue's words at that time. Why don't you allow her to be so tall? People say that if someone marries her , then you have to take out Liu'er's surgery fee first! Ask Liu'er to sew up her lips. Isn't it for the sake of children when people get married? If our family marries her, our family can't miss this matter. Our Xue family's poor Is it okay!"

The great-grandmother curled her lips, "It's as if Xiao Liu's lips are sewn up and she doesn't count on getting married. It doesn't depend on the person. We Ruowen looks good. Anyway, you can figure out a way yourself, I can't do it."

"Why didn't you recruit?"

The grandma leaned next to the grandma for a while, "Didn't you have another big gold bracelet that you hid back then? I sold one to the boss to get his wife. It just so happened that I sold this one to Ruowen to marry his wife." , and then see how much money is left, I will make up again..."

"OK!!"

The grandma jumped to the ground as soon as she was high, "Xue Fengnian, I said why you came over to chat with me in such a good manner tonight. It turned out that it was the idea of ​​hitting my gold bracelet, which didn't work! I left it for my four treasures." Got it! Is it easy for me to hide the gold bracelet! Why should I take advantage of you and your daughter-in-law!!"

Grandma hurriedly turned her head and glanced at me, seeing that I didn't care about their situation at all, she raised her spirits, "That's not your grandson's wife! What do you call my daughter-in-law? Don't you just say that you are from the Xue family! What the hell! It's not like that!"

"I'm my aunt!!"

The grandma patted her heart and said, "I didn't give the gold bracelet to the bandits before, why should I take it out now! Boss has a disability. I'm afraid that he will take out one and sell it when he becomes a bachelor. I can't think of you." You still miss my other one, it doesn’t work! Don’t worry about anyone except the Four Treasures!!”

"you……"

'Wow! ! !Wang woof woof~! ! !woof! ! ! '

Before grandma finished speaking, King Kong yelled in the yard with such arrogance that my house trembled so loudly.

Grandpa's voice came from another room, "Feng Nian! Go out and see, the dog is barking so fiercely! Who came in!!"

Seeing this, grandma couldn't care less about what to say to grandma, and the two hurried out to have a look. I licked the bowl, and naturally followed behind. Could it be that this is a thief at night?
'Wow woof~! ! !woof woof! ! ! ! '

King Kong in the yard was barking towards the gate, his eyes were full of fierce light, and at the same time, his four paws kept rushing towards the gate. The iron chain around his neck was rattling non-stop by its force, and grandma scolded him. It didn't stop after taking a bite, "Huh~~Wow~! Bow!!"

I looked at the gate in the direction of King Kong's roar. Everyone knows that the gates of rural people are usually closed at night, and my house is also used to it, but why are they open wide now?
Of course, this is not the point, I stretched out my hand, there was no wind, but why is such a heavy iron door creaking and moving back and forth as if being shaken by someone?

"It's Ruowen who went out..."

Seeing the situation, grandma couldn't help tightening her clothes and looking at grandma, "Why does the door move by itself?"

"roll!!!"

Who would have thought that grandma had a loud voice at that time, rushed to the gate in a few steps and spat three times, "Shameless thing! Come to my house to find something to see if I can't destroy you!!!"

I stood there with my eyes wide open, what's wrong, who is grandma talking to, and there is no one outside.

Grandma was a little scared, and took a step back, "Is he here?"

Grandma closed the door with a white face, turned around and hurried to the backyard, "Auntie! Go catch a rooster!! Go and see Ruowen!!!"

"Oh, good..."

The grandma responded tremblingly, and ran to the chicken coop, the chickens flapped their wings and clucked in shock.

I took the bowl and ran behind my grandma without even thinking about it. Before I got to the backyard, I heard my second uncle's terrified voice coming from the house, "It's not me!! It's not me! ! Don’t come here! Don’t come here!! It’s not me!!!”

This is the first time I have encountered this, and I can't help feeling a little anxious, what's wrong with my second uncle!

As soon as I opened the door of the second uncle's room in the backyard, I was a little dazed. The second uncle was bent on the ground, his pupils were dilated, his hands and feet were in constant spasm, and he was yelling while foaming, "It's not me! It's not me ! You go! You go!!!"

"Ruowen!!"

The grandma yelled, dragged the second uncle to sit up and "cracked" her big mouth, "Look! It's mom!!"

After the slap, my second uncle was silent at the time, but the white foam in his mouth was still spitting out, his teeth seemed to be clenched together tightly, his lips were purple, and his body was twitching and twitching non-stop!
"Auntie!! Auntie! Chicken! Chicken!!"

Grandma turned around and shouted, "Hurry up!!!"

My great-grandmother broke into the door holding a big cock that was so frightened that it crowed ahead of time, "Come on, come on!!!"

"bring here!!"

No nonsense, grandma grabbed the cock and pinched it into her arms. At the same time, she poured out one hand to push the cock's head back, and the other hand cooperated with it for a while. I was dumbfounded watching the whole set of movements. The hair on the rooster's neck was exposed, pinched it with both hands and sent it to the second uncle's mouth, "Bite!!!!"

But the second uncle looked at the clean neck and lips of the chicken, and my grandma was anxious. She turned her head and swept it, grabbed the bowl in my hand and threw it on the ground, then picked up a porcelain piece and threw it on the chicken neatly. With a pull on the neck, the second uncle's face was sprayed with blood, "Bite!!!"

(End of this chapter)