I'm Mrs.

Chapter 2 White Tiger female, the reincarnation of the disaster star

About my parents, I don't have much memory. They came back to see me once when I was four or five years old, and then they disappeared.

Do you still remember that when I came out with a smile, the blind man Chen Li didn’t think it was strange and said that he was another prostitute? That’s right, because my mother is a famous prostitute. Naturally, there is nothing surprising.

According to legend, people who can escape from Yin will not cry when they are born. According to common sense, children who do not cry will not survive, but they can not only survive, but also be smarter than children of the same age. My mother lived well. Otherwise, I wouldn't be there. It is said that she is so talented that she can go down to ask questions. What's more, she can go down to read the book of life and death, and know when someone will die, otherwise she won't ask Yinnv to leave.

Speaking of it, if someone like my mother is equivalent to a giant panda in other villages, someone like me will be poked in the back and spit at the stars, because I am a girl with a male life, a white tiger woman, and a catastrophe. Star reincarnation.

But our village is different. A hundred and 80 years ago, it was a famous fortune-telling village. It is said that there are outstanding people at the foot of Baishan Mountain. I understand these things.

But now, I don't believe that for a long time, and the old people will sneer when they say something evil.

Therefore, under all kinds of foreshadowing, my mother who came out with a smile was not regarded as a monster by everyone. On the contrary, when my mother was only five years old, she had already shown things to people.

She really knows how to teach herself, as long as she burns incense to Mama Hei, she will put the shoes back and forth, put her legs together, and in a short while, she will be able to call up the soul of the deceased, no need for a stick of incense, I can ask about everything, but when I go to school, my mother doesn't like to deal with these things. People say that a woman who is a yin girl can't leave her homeland, otherwise she will lose this magical ability, but my mother left at the age of 13. She I love literature and art, and went to the county to perform on behalf of the school, but was promoted to the army's literary and art propaganda team to join the army.

This journey lasted for more than ten years, until I went back with my stomach full, and gave birth at the same time as my second aunt, and I gave birth, and my second aunt died of dystocia and the child, and on the day when I added Chen Li blind, I stayed at my door for a while. Forget it, the white tiger girl is so hard-fated, I don't think I can do without taking this responsibility, just recite it.

It wasn’t until I was four or five years old that my parents came back to see me once. I suspect that they might just stop by to take a look at me, touch my head and leave as if nothing happened. They coaxed me to play and took me to buy things. I have no impression of such a thing as delicious.

Anyway, after beating my parents, my grandma made up nonsense there, saying that my life is too hard, and I can only live by staying with her. If she insists on staying, I have to have her surname. In fact, my parents are always reluctant. me!

I knew from a very young age that my grandma was making up nonsense. If my parents really liked me, how could they let me go?
At that time, I didn't understand that some of the adults' words were just to maintain a little bit of dignity, like my great-grandmother said, we are a big family, but I felt that my family was very poor, and I rarely bought candied haws for me.

As soon as I entered the gate of the courtyard, I threw the meat bun in my hand to King Kong who wagged his tail desperately at me to eat. King Kong was a black, shiny, majestic and mighty dog. He stood up and jumped at me as if playing, yes My family's door god is also my favorite playmate.

"Sibao, what should I throw for the dog?"

Grandma, who was washing clothes in the yard, saw my actions and couldn't help asking, "Don't pick something outside, bring it back and feed it, you know."

I didn't say a word, I touched King Kong's head and the corner of my mouth was still smiling, my only expression was laughing, I couldn't control it, I don't know why.

Grandma looked at me and sighed, "Come here, change your clothes, why did you go out early in the morning and make such a mess, why didn't you go to other people's chicken coop!"

"It's boring, it's boring."

"Hey, you kid, come here, take off your clothes, go out without eating breakfast, look at your second uncle and I won't let him talk about you when he comes back!"

After I finished making out with King Kong, I turned to look at my grandma, "Grandma, the rabbit said that I have a mother or not."

Grandma was in a hurry, "How many times have I told you, don't call me a rabbit, that kid Xiaoliu is pitiful enough, his conscientious father left orphans and widowed mothers just because he saw something wrong with his mouth. The surgery will be fine, why are you just pouring salt on people's wounds!"

"He's talking out of the way!" I replied with a smile, "He couldn't tell the difference! He called me Baoshi!"

"Come on you!"

Grandma stopped talking to me, and started to get me into the house to take off my clothes, "Sibao, grandma told you, you have to be obedient, or your mother..."

I felt my grandma's movements pause, and I looked at her, "What's wrong with my mother, she's dead."

"What are you talking about!"

Grandma threw the dirty clothes into the basin outside the door, put on a new coat for me, and stared at me, "Your mother is working in the city, and she is busy. She has to pick you up when she is done. If you are so disobedient, can your mother want you?"

I laughed straight, "Grandma, don't tickle me, I'm ticklish..."

Grandma held her forehead and sighed, "God, when will you make my four treasures cry? If you don't cry, this child has a bad heart!!"

cry.

It’s something my family has been trying to get me to do, but I just can’t cry. The feather duster is discounted at home and it’s useless. The worst time is that I can’t get off the kang. I lie on the kang and laugh. Yo ouch, it hurts me to death, and finally made my grandma cry!

(End of this chapter)