I'm Mrs.

Chapter 23

Oh my God, when grandma finished speaking, it was like throwing a grenade, and the villagers dispersed with a very tacit hula!
In fact, we were not that close to this man, even the man’s wife was a little far away from him, but what’s funny is that when grandma’s voice fell, the man’s wife almost followed the villagers Flash away together!

I stood still and didn’t move. I felt scared in my heart. There was nothing around the man. I didn’t see who was pinching the man’s face. I was still thinking about it. Did my grandma scare people, because grandma is often at home Frighten me, why don't you go out to run at night, the running wolf will take it away for you!Where is the wolf? I haven't seen what it looks like so far.

Seeing this situation, the man also felt a little numb. He looked at the air around him and said, "Auntie, don't scare me. There is nothing around me..."

"Aunt Xue can't scare people, she is a famous leader in our village!"

"Isn't it? If you can let her show you, you've already picked it up. They specially arrange a hall for Baojiaxian!"

"That's right, Mama Hei! It's Mama Hei who is in the hall!"

There is no need for my grandma to speak, the villagers seven or eight meters away are still eager to help, and even the ugly ones are yelling at the man. At this time, stop talking nonsense, and let Aunt Xue break it for you!The loser is a person like you who doesn't believe in evil!
Grandma waved her hand to interrupt everyone's chattering speech, looked back at grandma and opened her mouth, "Auntie, give me a cigarette."

The grandma nodded, and after touching it, she realized that she hadn't taken it. She hurriedly said to the villagers, "Whoever has a cigarette in his pocket, give Fengnian one!!"

The men onlookers all took out their pockets, and in the end they had to say that I am good, I am Honghe, and then took out a sticky one to light for grandma, "Aunt Xue, is that okay?"

Not to mention, I didn’t feel anything else when I looked at it from the side. I just felt the inexplicable scenery. I don’t know why. It seems troublesome and tiring, because grandma looks very tired every time after playing with it, but I look very satisfied with this situation, with my head raised high, and I wish others would come up and light one for me.

Seeing this posture, the crooked man was even more confused. He didn't know what to do for a long time, so he just stood there and looked at his grandma until he took a puff of cigarette and looked at the air beside the man, "What's going on? Follow others to do what."

"Ah I……"

Just as the man was about to speak, grandma interrupted him by raising her hand, "I'm not asking you."

Then, in the man's eyes that continued to be dazed, grandma nodded, took a deep breath, and then looked at the man, "Nephew, do you have a dollar in your pocket?"

"Ah, one dollar?"

The man was still confused, "Yes."

"give me."

Grandma stretched out her hand, and the villagers looked anxiously at the man, "Hurry up, let Aunt Xue show you this face!"

The man didn't know whether he really wanted to give it or was drunk by the villagers, so he took out a dollar to grandma in a daze, and grandma took it back and handed it to grandma, "Take out the gold ingot you folded. A few, ten is enough."

The grandma didn't ask any more questions, and hurried into the hospital with small steps.

Grandma stood there without moving, she threw away the cigarette and kicked it with her foot, and suddenly pulled a few strands of my hair with her backhand.

This cold move made me grin in pain, "Grandma, it hurts..."

Grandma ignored me, and borrowed a lighter, and waited for the grandma to take out the gold ingot, motioned to the grandma to put the gold ingot on the ground, then bent down and drew a circle in front of the man, but the position of the air beside the man A hole was left on it, and then the gold ingot was lit in the circle.

Before the burning was over, my grandma brushed my hair with the fire, and at the same time the smell of burning pig hair came out, my grandma pushed my burnt hair vigorously in the palm of my hand, and at the same time spit out, "Nephew, are you sorry?" Living!!"

Before the man could react, the grandma slapped the man in the face with a slap, and the sound of 'slap' was harsh: "Let you watch more! Did you watch that!!!"

This slap was so slapped, not only the man was stunned, but even the surrounding villagers were dumbfounded.

Of course, grandma didn't give everyone time to react at all. Papa slapped two big mouths in a row, and they were all on the crooked face of the man. After the beating was over, grandma let out a long breath and looked at the The ingot that was almost finished burning, muttered softly, "The money is also sent to you, and I will help you out when you are angry. If you are interested, please leave quickly..."

I dare to swear, the whole process took less than 2 minutes. Grandma just started like a flash, and then it was over with a chirp, and my scalp still hurts!
"Auntie, why are you hitting me? You can't slap me no matter what..."

The man seemed to have just realized it, and covered his red face with anger, "What's wrong with you just getting started without saying a word, I just see you are older and I..."

"All right."

Grandma interrupted him, raised her hand and rubbed my head, "Look, isn't your mouth all right?"

"what?"

The man seemed to only care about the pain in his face, and touched his mouth, "Oh my god, I'm really back, right here, right here!"

Seeing this, the villagers gathered around again, "Look! Aunt Xue is different as soon as she makes a move! Just say you picked it up!"

A man's daughter-in-law is quicker to respond, seeing her grandma thanking her again and again, "Oh, auntie, thank you very much, we didn't know what happened just now, thank you for being old, Jianguo, one dollar is not enough , Auntie will give you fifty or sixty if you look at your mouth well!"

Grandma took my hand and shook her head, "There is no money for small things. I asked him to buy ingots from me for that one dollar. They are all made of paper and I can give them to you for free, but those things are offended by you." Yes, you need money to buy ingots, that's why I asked you to pay one yuan to buy it, and it will be fine if he sends it away, remember, don't watch the excitement in the future..."

The man named Jianguo scratched his head, "I didn't see anything."

"Why didn't you see anything!"

His daughter-in-law was in a hurry, "Didn't you see someone crashing a car on the way here? The blood stains, I told you not to let you see it, but you had to see it, so I said it was unlucky, Auntie, did you cause trouble because of this?" .”

The grandma hummed, "You don't need to talk about it after you send it away, just pay attention next time." Then, she glanced at Lao Cui's house and said, "You guys are going to move here."

"Yes, we just bought this house, auntie, let's go in and sit for a while."

"No need." Grandma shook her head, "The seller of your house didn't say anything about this house."

"Speaking of which, we know that Old Cui died of drinking in this house last year. When his uncle sold our house, he made it clear that it had been empty for more than a year. If someone hadn't died, it wouldn't be so cheap. He also said he was afraid. We commit taboos and all that, but my husband doesn't believe in it!"

The woman said, and suddenly looked at grandma nervously, "Auntie, to tell you the truth, I don't really believe it, but I'm still muttering to my mouth, you said, it's okay for us to live in this house." Come on, don't be so busy every day..."

Grandma laughed, "Although Old Cui died from drinking, he also ran six times before he died. There is nothing wrong with him. What's your family name?"

"My husband's surname is Li, and his name is Li Jianguo. My surname is Liu, and my name is Liu Li."

After hearing this, grandma frowned slightly, "Both of your surnames are not suitable for building a house, just find someone surnamed Zhao or Bi to help you hang the whip, and you won't have any troubles in the future." some."

(End of this chapter)