I'm Mrs.

Chapter 30 Do You Know It's Wrong!
I pursed my mouth and looked like I was holding back a smile, but my heart was trembling with fear. Grandma’s waving kitchen knife really scared me, especially my second uncle’s blood-spitting hand, which really made me feel strange and depressed. , uncomfortable, as if eating popsicles and candied haws can’t relieve the discomfort.

Along the way, many villagers greeted grandma when they saw her. Grandma just nodded with a cold face and said nothing. When she was about to arrive at Han Lin's house, she broke off a peach branch and held it in her hand. As soon as she entered the courtyard, Han Dayong came out to welcome her, "Xue Auntie, you are here, Xu Banxian'er said that I have to ask you to handle this matter, please go into the house and have a look, this girl in my family has eaten three pots of rice!"

Some villagers were still standing at the door to watch the excitement, and they all sighed when they heard this, "My God, I have eaten three pots, can my stomach take it?"

The person next to him picked up the quarrel, acting like you are rare and strange, "Normal, it must be that Sun Guixiang used to not let the old lady eat enough, and now the old lady has to make up for the leftover food when she comes back to make trouble!"

Look, this is the advantage of our folk customs in Baishan Village. If you are afraid, you are afraid.

Grandma didn't say a word, she grabbed my hand and followed behind Han Dayong. When I entered the door of their house, I was also startled. Generally, the kitchen is the kitchen when you enter the house in the countryside, and the houses facing south are on the left and right. At that time, this Sun Guixiang was there In the kitchen, the whole person was squatting on the big stove of the iron pot, holding the rice leaves in their hands, and stuffing them into their mouths forcefully.

"Mom, don't eat..."

Standing beside his grandma, Han Dayong opened his mouth boldly. It should be Mrs. Xu who explained the situation to him, so he also knew that the one in front of him was not Sun Guixiang, but his mother. The local conditions and customs handed down in Baishan Village, if everyone helps him analyze it, it will be obvious.

Sun Guixiang's face was full of rice grains, mouthful of butter, she turned her head to look at my grandma, snorted disdainfully in her chest, turned her face away and continued eating.

Grandma looked at Han Dayong casually, "Go out."

Han Dayong nodded, leaned into his grandma's ear and whispered, "Aunt Xue, after all, she is my mother. I will try my best to satisfy her whatever request I can. Don't let her feel wronged."

Grandma stared blankly at Sun Guixiang who was still binge eating, "It depends on whether she knows how to flatter her. You go out and close the door for me."

Han Dayong glanced at me, opened his mouth and wanted to say something, after a while, he seemed to swallow the words abruptly, walked out and closed the door tightly.

Seeing that someone went out, grandma put the peach branch in her hand on the water tank next to her, took out the cigarette in her pocket and looked at her, "What's the matter, should I send you the money and go away obediently or make gestures with me?" .”

Sun Guixiang didn't look back at us, she could still make a sinister voice while eating, "I won't leave, I haven't eaten enough yet."

Grandma sighed, "Do you want to take one away?"

She turned her head abruptly, and giggled twice, "I want to take your granddaughter to accompany me, who asked her to take my travel money..."

My eyes were itchy again, so I stretched out my hand to rub it, and sure enough, Sun Guixiang now completely turned into that grinning old lady's face, with that sharp-mouthed monkey cheek...

Grandma looked like she was too lazy to talk nonsense with her. She reached out and took out a cigarette and put it in her mouth. After two clicks, I saw a white figure jumping in from the door. Entering grandma's body, grandma's body was shaken, she jumped up and down twice and sat on the edge of the water tank, "Where did you come from, the little lonely soul, you dare to be presumptuous here!! !"

I didn't dare to take my hand off, so I just covered one side of my eyes. I had experience before that if I put it down, I couldn't see anything, so now I can see that Sun Guixiang is still an old lady.

She looked a little panicked, pointing at me with food-stained fingers, "I'll take it wherever I sue, it's this little girl who lost my money!"

"Children are naughty, you can just preach in your dreams, how can you come up here just as you said!!"

Grandma's voice was fierce, and she jumped down from the edge of the water tank in one step, "It's your fault whether you should go or not! I think you just don't know how powerful I am!!"

Seeing this, the old lady on top of Sun Guixiang backed up a few steps, and stretched out her hand to tightly strangle her neck. I couldn't understand what the old lady was doing. As soon as I let go, I noticed Sun Guixiang's greasy face It was blushing, as if out of breath, and the eyeballs were about to bulge out of their sockets.

I frowned slightly, and turned around in my head, is she trying to strangle me to death?No, it was the old lady who wanted to strangle Sun Guixiang to death!
"Presumptuous! How dare you take someone's life in front of me! You really think you're a big deal!!"

Grandma shouted angrily, grabbed the peach branch and dipped it in the water tank, and jumped in front of Sun Guixiang in one step. It was really a step, just like a standing long jump, but grandma didn't seem to spend much effort , The moment it fell, the stick hit Sun Guixiang.

Sun Guixiang howled in pain, and raised her hand to stop her, but her grandma pumped more and more fiercely, "I will let you suffer a little bit today, and if you dare to come up to harm others in the future, I will make it difficult for you to find me." On the way back!!!”

I stood there without moving, thinking to myself that it must be very painful to be beaten like this. After a while, that Sun Guixiang screamed and curled up on the ground, motionless. Grandma stopped beating her hands and stared at her. "It's so difficult for me to miss you, I wanted to show mercy, but you are so ignorant, say! Go away!!!"

Sun Guixiang nestled there motionless, I covered my eyes again, I really couldn't look at the old lady anymore, I could only hear Sun Guixiang opening his mouth weakly, "I can go, but, that girl made me suffer all the time down there." bullied..."

Grandma stared back at me with red eyes, "Xue Baosi!!"

My whole body trembled, and I stood there limply, "Here!"

"Do you know that you are wrong with the casually moving money for the road!"

"I was wrong."

I opened my mouth as soon as I could, I know very well that the current grandma is not my grandma, my real grandma would have red eyes, but apologizing is my specialty, and the rule of guaranteeing not to be beaten is to say, I was wrong, just now You can't say it at home, but you can say it here absolutely slickly.

Grandma's red eyes finally stopped looking at me, and she turned to stare at Sun Guixiang again, "Did you hear that, someone will send you the money, but if you dare to come up again, then I won't give you something to eat." The pain is so simple, don't let me go!"

Sun Guixiang squirmed twice, I think she wanted to sit up, "I want to go and see my grandson...after seeing my grandson..."

"What to look at! Yin and Yang are separated, so each has its own way!"

Grandma shouted, and raised the peach tree branch in her hand again, "Get out of here immediately!!"

Sun Guixiang seemed to be very afraid of the peach tree branch in grandma's hand, she kept covering her face with her hands, nodded her head, her body convulsed twice, and opened her mouth to spit it out.

At the same time, my grandma's body trembled, and she kept muttering, "Fengnian thanked the Chang-eared Immortal, Fengnian thanked the Chang-eared Immortal..."

I turned my head to look at the door, hey, I can see a white shadow jumping out without covering my eyes, it's amazing.

(End of this chapter)