I'm Mrs.

Chapter 313 Waist

"Girl!!"

Master Liao asked Police Officer Sun to take the chicken. I didn’t know what was going on. There was no movement on the way up the mountain. , 'Tom tom tom'!Stepping on the ground, the mountain ring came towards me, "I'll help you!!"

The hairy corpse was not stingy with Master Liao at all, his eyes just stared at me who was close at hand, the eyeballs that were white more than ten seconds ago turned red gradually, a feeling of excitement immediately let me interpret it...

I'm going, this is preparing to make me!

Seeing that his nails were about to scratch my face, I tightened my hands, "I won't play with you!!!"

After yelling, he raised his hand vigorously, 'Puff Chi'! !Gritting my teeth, I inserted a small fruit knife into one of the hairy corpse's eyes. The thick black-purple liquid spurted out immediately following my knife. It was cold and sticky. Forced to accept this sudden baptism of stench!
"Girl!"

Master Liao, who was halfway running, yelled in horror, "Run!"

I held my breath and wanted to pull out the fruit knife that stabbed the hairy corpse's eye, but before I could exert my strength again, I heard the hairy corpse suddenly screamed——

"Ahhh!!"

The sound was so loud that my eardrums rang, and my whole body suddenly felt like my liver and gallbladder were splitting. I wanted to get up, but there was no time at all. Everything happened in an instant. I clearly understood that my knife was for him completely. I am irritated, the eyes must be his sore spot, but there is no way, his body is covered with thick hair, and his skin is hard, it feels useless for me to pierce other places with a knife! !
Right!
But I also threw it in for myself!
"Run!"

Master Liao was still yelling loudly, and Xiao Yan was also yelling at the side, "Get out of the way, I'm going to grab!!"

"Fourth Sister!!"

The sound was very messy, and coupled with the screaming of this hairy corpse, it was impossible to tell who was who. I stretched my arms and tried to stand up, seeing that the big green hair on the body of this hairy corpse was very elegant. Standing upright, the smell of dust and mold entered my nostrils layer by layer, so choking that I really wanted to cough!

I didn't bother to ask him for the knife that had just been stuck in his eye. I quickly touched the cigarette in my satchel and staggered up to run. Before I could turn around, Mao Zhan's hand quickly I grabbed my arm, I was so scared that my mother yelled!

Don't talk about asking Xian'er now, I just don't have the time to pull out a cigarette, he moves too fast, pulling my arm seems to be effortless, and I don't know if it's pain or anger in his mouth, all kinds of screams , as if wanting to tear me apart, but I felt that venting like that was not enough, and the kick of my foot actually took me flying!
"Mom!!"

The arm hurts from being pulled by him, the main reason is that the whole body's strength is borrowed from a small and thin arm, who can feel better!
He jumped up the tree, and I was taken into the air by him. The situation was like jumping up a building in an instant. The key point is that you have a safety measure when playing a jumping machine. I was pulled by his arm. As soon as I got off the ground, I was so scared that my head was completely blank!

Facing the cold wind, his face was still covered with the black slurry from his pierced eyes, which stinks into his nose non-stop. I want to say I'm sorry, I didn't stab you on purpose!Who told you to suddenly appear to scare me!

Please let me land safely, I don't want to play up the tree with you!
"Girl!!"

Master Liao and their voices were still ringing under the tree. I watched as Master Liao stomped his feet and began to hit the tree trunk that the hairy corpse led me to jump on. The waist-thick tree was shaken back and forth by Master Liao. The hairy corpse dragged me to the top of the big tree without letting go——

My face was scratched by a tree fork, and when I was in all kinds of embarrassment and pain, I was still thinking, don't disfigure me, I still want to keep this face to be cute to my husband!I still have to get married!
"what!!!!!"

The hairy corpse was screaming anxiously from the swaying tree. The nails on my hands almost pierced through my padded jacket and got embedded in my flesh. Feeling helpless, he raised his other arm to pick out his remaining eyeball!
I can see it, the hair on his body is thick and dusty, only this eyeball is the weakness, the more one arm hurts, the more I greet his face with the other arm, "I will let you eat your eyes!" Look! Picking you up... ah!"

"what!!!!"

Mao Zhan was still roaring in an unpleasant tone, and at the same time that the big tree was broken by Master Liao with a 'click', my body was thrown out by him like a kite with a broken string!
I yelled in fright before I finished a sentence, but that bastard was even more cheerful than I yelled. Before the tree fell completely, he looked up at the foot of his face that still had a knife handle and "swish"~ Jumped and changed to a big tree and landed!
"Fourth Sister!!"

Xiao Liu yelled so loudly that his voice split apart. I watched him stretch out his arms to pick me up. The feeling of weightlessness was so frightening that I couldn’t even yell. It's very big, have you ever seen an athlete throw a hammer...

At this moment, Mao Shi is an athlete, and I am the unlucky ball that was thrown out by him! !
"Sister Bao!!"

An Jiu’s voice sounded almost at the same time as Xiao Liu’s. She meditated suddenly, raising her hands towards me. It took a few seconds, too fast. I didn’t see what An Jiufei came out of, but I was sure it was a centipede. , But at that time, my brain was not working well at all, I was overly frightened, and I was left with excitement! !

"top!!"

An Jiu's hands were still raised high, and there was a strong sound from his mouth. I felt something dragging under my body, which relieved me a little bit of strength. I think it should be An Jiu. The centipede is helping me, but I can't do anything by myself!
Within three seconds, I just heard 'Plop! ’ With a sound, the back of my back hit a tree trunk heavily, and I couldn’t make a sound for a while due to the strong tremor and pain, “Uh…”

'Gaba...'

In my ears, I could clearly hear the sound of the bones in the back of my waist. The pain made me collapse at that time. Fortunately, I seemed to have the strength to support me. I watched An Jiu, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, also hit me The strength of the tree shook, and he gritted his teeth and supported his arms as if he wanted to lower me slowly, "Sister Bao, it's okay, I'm here!!"

I am very touched……

But it was so painful that I couldn't say anything.

Waist, waist seems to be broken!
Almost fell from the tree trunk, and there was another 'plop' when it landed, Xiao Liu staggered and stretched out his arms to catch me, but it was still a little bit short, and I just sacked like a sack in front of his outstretched arms. The teeth fell to the ground with a grin!
"Fourth Sister!!"

Xiao Liu put on a white face and wanted to help me up, I half-lyed on the ground and motioned him not to move me first, "Waist, waist...it can't be done, just don't move...let me take it easy..."

While talking, the centipede under him crawled out, and returned to An Jiu's clothes sitting on the ground after a few strokes. When the centipede returned to its place, I saw that An Jiu also rubbed himself twice with a painful expression on his face. At this time, she still cares about me the most, "Sister Bao, it's okay! That turtle grandson is too strong, and there are trees everywhere in this forest! I really can't take it all Try to stop..."

"fine……"

I forced myself to look at An Jiu and replied, if she hadn’t had this ability to let the centipede help me, then it wouldn’t be a broken waist, and I’d probably just go down to worship the temple right now, it’s so fucking strong up!

Xiao Liu didn't dare to use all his strength to support me, so he could only carefully support my arm along with my strength. I grinned and felt the pain in my lower back was getting worse and worse. After two "hiss"~, I spotted him The rooster lying on the ground and stretching its legs in the back said, "Then, isn't that the chicken that Officer Sun brought us? What's going on with it, who poked it..."

"Don't mention it!"

Xiao Liu gave the chicken a blank look in this anxious environment, "I don't know how Officer Sun picked this chicken, it must have a high IQ, as soon as Master Liao put it on the ground, it stretched its legs to pretend Dead, motionless, acting just right!!"

I was surprised. I was staring at the chicken when I heard Master Liao yell at me, "Girl! It's okay!!"

"Ah I……"

"My fourth sister seems to have broken her waist!!"

Xiaoliu replied anxiously, with a loud voice, I glanced at the end of my eyes, the rooster that was stretching its legs just now suddenly made a "crack~", a carp stood up, and before I could react, he fanned the two of them by himself Wings ran away without looking back!
"I rely on..."

I was dumbfounded when I saw this.

What a fighter among cocks, so good!

Xiao Liu followed my gaze and glanced at the direction the rooster was running away from, and cursed, "This is a damned genius! Absolutely good at acting!!"

"Girl, wait for me to go and see!!"

Master Liao was still busy with the tree, and he didn't forget to turn around and say something to me. I still made a hissing sound, and when I raised my eyes, I saw that the hairy corpse was still wearing a sheet full of black sauce. Face still standing on the tree—

It is not an exaggeration to say that from such a distance, I can feel that hairy corpse's hatred for me

Why, I poked someone blind in one eye!
"Damn it, Fourth Sister, that thing is too scary."

I lay on the ground without making a sound. From my point of view, it was Master Liao who was busy working on the tree, while Mao Shi was standing calmly on the tree fork. Obviously, Master Liao wanted to give him a good treatment. Come down and work hard, after all, he was born in hard qigong, so he definitely has kung fu!
But this hairy corpse is not for nothing, it can be seen from the fact that he was thrown out by me, his strength is not ordinary, and after throwing me out, he stood on the tree by himself and he was quite capable!

The cold wind passed by, and I saw with my own eyes that the green hair on the hairy corpse was blowing in the wind with a breath of dead ashes. He was standing upright on the tree with a face with a knife handle on his head. I squinted and saw, suddenly I feel that if the hairy corpse is matched with a cape, it will be suitable for the occasion!

"Get down!!"

Master Liao got angry, stepped back a few steps and roared resonantly at the hairy corpse on the tree. I couldn't see the expression of that hairy corpse clearly, but the anger was clearly felt. With Master Liao's scolding, he opened his mouth The mouths of the two fangs howled provocatively! !

"what!!!!!"

For no reason, I felt a pain in my arm, and when I turned my face, I realized that Xiaoliu was pinching my arm a little unconsciously. Seeing me grinning at him, I hurriedly let go of my hand in embarrassment, "Fourth sister, I'm not I'm afraid, I just think that thing is too perverted..."

I nodded to express my understanding, mainly because I can't do anything now, my back hurts so much that I can't even stand up, don't say that Xiao Liu is afraid, I am afraid now, who has that acting chicken that can play! !

What I can pray for now is that Master Liao will drive this hairy corpse away first, and we will discuss this matter after we go back. It is definitely not possible to fight recklessly!
As I was thinking wildly, I watched Master Liao tie up the horse cloth suddenly, 'ha'!With a loud punch, the clouds surged and the wind flew, Master Liao's punching style even made the cheeks of us spectators go numb——

The trunk immediately issued a 'click'!There was a loud noise, and Xiao Liu exclaimed, "Fourth Sister, it's that Mountain Pushing Palm again!"

"no!"

I supported my back with one hand and looked at the neck. When I punched down, a thick tree in the bucket class was actually broken by Master Liao. When I fell down, I clearly saw Master Liao punching on the trunk. The big hole in the hole, "This is the thousand-layer paper technique!"

This skill is the hard work of Shaolin 72 art, which belongs to the way of masculinity. There is a cloud in the song. The thousand-layer paper skill needs to be endured. It does not stop at midnight, morning and evening. Each time you punch three thousand palms, you will reach the upper level after nine years of kung fu!

This master Liao knows so much hard work, the process must be extremely boring and tenacious, I really admire it!

"Fourth Sister! Run away! No, that long-haired one flew away!!"

Xiao Liu stretched out his arm to point to me, and his voice showed joy, "Look, he's scared, scared!!"

I thought to myself, while Master Liao smashed the tree with his fist, your hairy corpse stepped on the top of the tree and disappeared from sight. Before thinking too much, Master Liao turned around and walked towards you I ran over, followed by two people, one was his pale-faced little apprentice, and the other was Xiao Yan who was completely stupid!
"Girl, you hit your waist just now!!"

I nodded and saw that Master Liao was sweating profusely, and his hands were directly attached to the spine of my lower back, "Girl! What a pain!"

"That's right, it hurts like something is pricking it, I can't explain..."

Master Liao frowned, "It's a misplacement, it's okay, I'll carry you to that fallen tree, then you sit on the trunk, and I'll straighten it up for you..."

"dislocation?!"

I really didn't expect Master Liao to be able to straighten my bones. According to his guidance, I was hugged and sat on his tree trunk with all kinds of distorted facial features. I forced myself to sit down on the fallen tree trunk as a stool, but Master Liao stood behind me, thrusting his two arms towards my creaking hole, "Turn your attention away, it will hurt a little... hey, don't Be nervous, don't be nervous... Look! Your partner is here!!"

"Ah... ah!!"

The upper body was twisted by Master Liao's arm, and there was a 'hiccup' sound in my body. I still opened my mouth, but I couldn't laugh or cry in my heart. Brother Liao, do you want to be so wild?
Xiao Liu couldn't hold it back at all, and laughed with a 'puchi', seeing me staring at him, he could only turn his back and hold back!
Master Liao gasped and looked at me, "Girl, move around a bit, see if it's okay, I'm fine if I set my bones!"

I responded miserably, stood up while supporting my lower back, and moved left and right, "It doesn't hurt anymore, but it's very sore..."

There is a tingling feeling in the bone seams, 'swish'~ braving the breeze, I don't know why.

"acid?!"

Master Liao wiped his sweaty eyes, puzzled, "I can't, usually you just finish..."

'Clap! ! '

Before I finished speaking, a black thing slammed into us like a grenade. Xiao Liu instinctively pulled me back a few steps to the side. When we saw it clearly, we were all shocked. , is actually a rooster whose head was eaten? ! !
The rope tied to the chicken leg looks familiar, it's that...acting chicken! !

Turning back suddenly, Xiao Yan exclaimed, "He threw it!!"

Looking at his fingers, the hairy corpse was standing on a tall tree branch again, the eyes without the fruit knife looked at us with a cold light, and the corners of the mouth were still full of blood and chicken feathers...

(End of this chapter)