I'm Mrs.

Chapter 321 Things

Lu Pei didn't call me back, I think he must be still sick, seeing my text messages must have thought I was acting like a baby to him, so the text message he sent back to me was, 'I miss you too, go to bed early . '

I replied with the word "um", and then I lay on my stomach and didn't move again.

Neither the energy nor the possibility to tell him what had happened to me.

I just miss him very simply. When a person is helpless to a certain extent, he will miss the person he relies on in his heart.

Lu Er is the deepest support in my heart. When I feel that I can't afford to die but can't live on, I miss him the most. This kind of missing is more terrible than loneliness. heartbroken...

I want to tell him, I want to hug him, but I can only digest it slowly by myself.

The passionate William Tell overture came out from the loudspeaker, and after the end of the song came the excited male voice of the village head, "Comrades villagers! We would like to thank the people's police. For the people! Here, on behalf of the villagers of the whole village, I would like to express my highest respect and thanks to the police comrades who maintain the peace and harmony of our village!"

When the firecrackers sounded, my ears were buzzing. Finally, when the firecrackers were over, the speakers began to play the Carmen Overture again, in an infinite loop!

There was a noise in the yard, and many villagers poured in here. Although I didn't get up to watch, I could tell the excitement in everyone's heart from the uproar. The exterminated hairy corpse was equivalent to the overthrown landlord in the village. Bullies, reactionaries, oppressed and oppressed working people can finally breathe a sigh of relief here and sing aloud. The serfs sang the song!

Someone even ran upstairs and knocked on the door outside, shouting loudly, "Mr. Xue, Mr. Xue, are you okay? We know you are injured. There are doctors in the village who treat bruises, and their techniques are very good! Do you want to call me to show you!!"

I didn't have the strength to answer, An Jiu could only stand at the door to help me resist the enthusiastic villagers, and said straight to reassure everyone, saying that I am fine, as long as I rest and recuperate, I will be fine!
Everyone who came to see me responded enthusiastically, "Retreat, ah, I understand, let Mr. Xue rest first, and we will thank her after she has rested!"

I lay there like a dead person, and if it was normal, even if I was fighting at the ancestral grave of Uncle Lei’s family, as long as I had the strength, I would be more excited than anyone else. The sudden flowers and applause, I am an ordinary person, I know, I especially like to enjoy the sense of honor brought by this profession, I am not shy, I am more willing to show my face than anyone else!

But now, the pain in my body is still coming in wave after wave. I can feel the bones creaking every time I move, and the wind mass that was slapped by Master Liao's palm seems to be covered with grass thorns. , It hurt until the end, I couldn't even cry out.

I don't know how I survived that night, my body hurts and my heart is tired, An Jiu has been comforting me gently, but I don't have the strength to explain to her the complexity in my heart.

When I close my eyes, I will think of the black hole I punched on the face of that hairy corpse. He also drank twice, as if laughing...

I don’t know why I became negative all of a sudden. Chicken soup is what I drink most for myself. I’ve been living like this for 23 years. Even if I make a little progress, I’m a person who will be silly and happy, but Now, inexplicably pessimistic.

Is it tired, I thought silently.

Or, I thought too well, and I said clearly that I am not in a hurry, I have to let nature take its course.

Just because I had a dream on the plane when I came here, I thought it was going to end, and I was going to start, how could it be so simple, God hasn't played enough with me yet!

As for mentality, if he is weak, he will be out of balance when playing with me!
……

The fever of the hairy corpse continued. During this period, I was carried on a stretcher and sent to another empty house prepared by the village head in a crowd of villagers. Because the window of this house was broken, the village head said that it was going to be renovated, so We must give us heroes a better place to live!

I don't care, I'm lying down everywhere anyway, it's just that I've changed from one small building to another, and the bed I'm lying on has changed from an ordinary mattress to the Simmons that the village chief said.

In fact, I don’t need it, I can walk, but as soon as I moved, the village head Gao opened his mouth in a fuss and said, “Oh, Mr. Xiao Xue, please don’t move, it’s all after seeing you being hit by the lightning.” My waist hurts for a hundred days!lie down!lie down! !
Therefore, the villagers who knew that I was resting and recuperating, and the villagers who didn't know thought that I became completely paralyzed during the Mao Zhan battle!
Don't think I'm exaggerating. When I couldn't lie down and went downstairs to do some activities in the yard, I saw with my own eyes an old man outside the door looking at me with a very horrified look, and then ran over in a few steps, " Mr. Xue! You stand up!"

I held my back and looked at him dumbfounded, "Yes, I stood up."

"Oh my god! Mr. Xue is standing up!!"

The old man shouted exaggeratedly, turned his head and ran out of the courtyard gate, "Mr. Xue has stood up!!"

Seeing this scene beside me, An Jiu shook her head helplessly, "Mei Bao, you said that villager was recorded by the same person..."

I shook my head and sighed, how could I know this.

An Jiu looked at me and smiled slightly, "It's a good thing, at least the video let everyone know that the hairy corpse was wiped out."

Not answering, but moving slightly with his hands on his lower back, the video An Jiu said was recorded on his cell phone by the guy outside the car who told him to see everything after I was carried down the mountain that night. Of course, what does that guy look like? I don’t even remember, there are too many villagers who have come to see me in the past two days, and some of them are face-blind!

Even Police Officer Sun himself said that he didn't expect that the village would really have the courage to follow us up the mountain, and even climbed to a tree without fear of death, and used his mobile phone to capture the whole scene of me and Mao Zhe tormenting It's recorded!

Of course, how clear is the long-distance shooting with a mobile phone? At the beginning, the process of consecrating the Chinese zodiac signs was blurred in the video, and all I could see was a figure who was in a trance after smoking a cigarette. Draw circles there, do somersaults.

But this guy is quite persistent, he recorded from the beginning to the end on the tree, he should be thankful for the lightning that I attracted, in the end the sky was bright, and the sky and the earth were purple, so his picture was also emotional, that is clear, old Fantastic!

It's as if it had special effects, and then I, the number one female who was holding a sickle and knocking with that hairy corpse in the formation, can see it clearly. The status of corpse PK is still clear at a glance...

Especially the coolest scene, the purple light is coming down from the sky, the lens can be seen trembling, it can be seen how excited this young man was when he recorded it, and then I was rolled away by the purple light, it is very clear that I can Seeing me being rushed away, when the hairy corpse exploded, the young man yelled in the video, "It's over, it's over! This lady must have been injured..."

Just such a video, almost everyone in the village has watched it, so my prestige has inexplicably risen, and I am inexplicably sought after by everyone.

After I found out about this incident that night, I thought that this guy recorded this to keep it for himself to enjoy. The key point is that if you release it, others will see it and say it is fake. Why, it is too unreal!
As long as it is put on the Internet these days, who would say it is true, the truth is all fake!

Unexpectedly, this young man is an unusual one. He didn't put it on the Internet, but showed it around with this video. It just so happened that some relative of his family worked in a TV station in the city. Okay, when I heard that After this incident, I came here in the car of the TV station. Anyway, the dead body is free to go in and out. The villagers were very excited when they saw the reporter. Who has been on TV.

At first I was curious, but if I really want to be on camera, you push me to block it, but the reporter has a way, saying that they will pay information fees for interviews. Once they heard that it was a good deal, the villagers began to know everything. Alright!
"Comrade reporter, you asked about that hairy thing! Whoops! It scared us to death!"

"What, how high is it, more than two meters high!"

"Blue-faced fangs!"

The villagers nearby had to remind, "It's not blue-faced fangs, it's black-faced fangs!"

"That's right, the face is dark, and it can still fly!"

"Well, I can fly! I'm so energetic!!"

The villagers sang together and responded enthusiastically. The reporter held a recording pen and listened to him, and his eyes were full of embarrassment, but what he said counted. Anyone who was interviewed would be given an information fee after the recording. I don’t know who in the village After discovering the business opportunities here, I called other TV newspapers and told the news that a big event happened in their village, and there were zombies acting as monsters and they were wiped out!
Okay!

That is, the second day I lay in bed, the interview vehicles drove into the village five or six in a row. Every reporter who entered the village to interview was nervous and excited as if listening to a ghost story, and kept asking questions, " Are you sure, are you sure you really saw this so-called zombie?!"

"That's still fake! Really, I swear to God, the father of the fourth child rolled his eyes in fright on the spot, and he died before he was sent to the hospital. It took only a few days for the seven to burn out. If you don't believe me, go ask the fourth child! "

"That barks like a wolf! It makes you tremble when you hear it!!"

The matter became serious and uncontrollable. Regardless of how well the villagers cooperated with the information fee for the breaking news, first of all, this news point is very big. Those reporters themselves are still talking behind their backs, saying that this is real news!

They also have a lot of tasks. Sometimes they really have nothing to do, so they can only use some kind of cat to trap them in a tree. The sewer is blocked and come out to make up for it. If they are lazy, they will pick up the scarf of the star, and just cut a piece of it to fool things. Son, there is no way, you have to post news every day!
But that kind of common people are tired of watching too much, people's livelihood is trivial, and entertainment candid shots are now restricted everywhere, celebrities with big wrists are not well-connected, and people with small wrists don't know each other. So the most eye-catching is this kind, which is rare in a century, zombies!And the video Hey!The coffin is still there hey!
Once the news is finished, just wait for the salary increase!

In addition, the enthusiasm for the most handsome onmyoji is still there. Didn’t Exploration get a fake corpse of an old lady? What is it compared to this hairy corpse? ah!

Police officer Sun saw that the situation was not good, whether you should accept the interview or not, he couldn’t make up his mind, so he had to call his superiors, and they said it was okay to accept the interview, but you can’t exaggerate, you must be serious According to the principle, there is one story and one story, and after the news is made, it must be sent to the bureau first, and it can only be reported after passing the review.

In this way, it is considered to be agreed, so Officer Sun asked the village head to set up a temporary reception in the village, and asked these reporters to go to the reception to be interviewed collectively after they came. Regarding me and Master Liao, he answered Keep it simple.

After dealing with it for an afternoon, he felt a bit strenuous. He knew very well that some problems had to be avoided. In the end, he specially went to the county to invite a high school principal. Explain this to the reporter——

Physical phenomena, bioelectricity, ions, and an abnormal magnetic field!
Basically, it was a big lesson for reporters and villagers, but some reporters didn’t want to listen to it because they said they knew science, but making news about science was boring, and people wanted to hear about the supernatural. It is to listen to this unscientific process!
"The process! The process is that our colleagues bravely subdued this hairy corpse!"

"Then why is there only one hand left on the corpse!"

"How to explain the astronomical anomaly!"

"Yes, why is there purple light!"

"Thunder in winter, just one click, how to explain it!"

"I heard that you also found a very well-known master and a lady here. Where are the lady and the master? Can we interview them!"

Officer Sun was sweating profusely when asked, "I'm sorry, it's inconvenient for us to disclose the details!"

These reporters started to fight the villagers again. It seems that the answers in the village are what they want. What's more, they go to dig the roots of the village chief. The village chief is more interesting. I told the history of the development of the village, the history of mining, and the history of getting rich. The reporter who listened was stunned, and the reporter said, I want him to talk about this hairy corpse!

The village chief looked at the reporter pretending to be stupid, "Mao Shi? Didn't Police Officer Sun finish talking about this situation? I didn't follow up the mountain at the time. I don't know!"

……

"Fourth sister, don't tell me you can't be funny!"

As soon as I went back upstairs and lay down on the bed, Xiao Liu came to chat with me after receiving the latest news. I also got all the developments of the past two days from his mouth. Xiao Liu's eloquence is natural No one dared to underestimate, every time they told me that it was immersive and lifelike.

"Later, the reporter saw that the village head and Police Officer Sun had almost the same path, and they didn't like to go into details, so they continued to interview the villagers. Damn, the last exaggeration..."

As soon as Xiao Liu said that he was excited, "In the end, guess what, the hairy corpse was said to be four or five meters tall, and the fangs grew to the knees, and some people said that you can ride the clouds, hahaha! Make me laugh ah!!"

Xiao Liu probably also wanted to amuse me, so every time he talked, he spared no effort!

I listened with a blank face. I have been bored like this for the past two days. I thought that the reason for the change of land was probably related to the arrival of the reporter. Deliberately changed me to a mansion in the innermost part of the village. '

"Fourth sister, what's wrong with you, your waist is still hurting after two days..."

As soon as Xiao Liu saw me like this, she added caution, and An Jiu sighed helplessly, "What's more, just now I went downstairs with Bao Meier for a walk in the courtyard, and when an old man saw her, he saw a ghost." The same, and said why she stood up, which made Baomeier embarrassed!"

"Tsk! My fourth sister just hurt her lower back! It's not like hemiplegia!"

Xiao Liu stood there a little angrily, "So is Officer Sun, why don't you let us go, what else can we cooperate here!"

"There is no other way, there are too many rules when working for the public!"

An Jiu looked like someone who came here, "I also helped them with work before, and I can't leave until things are completely cleared up, otherwise it will be inconvenient for them to find you, so I can only wait, it's not bad for a few days! It's just right Baomeier also needs to rest, it's the same wherever she rests!"

I sighed softly in my mouth, "I won't be able to leave for a while, didn't the villagers say yesterday that when I recover, they want me to help with things, move graves or something, anyway, I just eat Since the people in the village trust me for this food, I will leave after I finish my work..."

"But……"

Xiao Liu pulled the chair and sat next to me, "Fourth Sister, I can see why you are not happy these two days. Didn't you get very excited when you finished this kind of work before? Why are you so depressed now, with back pain? of?"

I shook my head, "No, I don't know..."

I really don’t know, my waist hurts all the time, especially when I fall asleep at night, I can obviously still feel the qi rushing up and down, my legs kept cramping and I woke up with pain, but it was better than the night when I was carried back. When I wake up, it is obviously much lighter. Now I am in a bad mood, and I am not in a good mood.

I will also call Pang Pang and listen to her restrained and joyful voices over there. I didn't say anything about my injury, but I just said that I can go back after a while. She is quite happy.

Although she didn't say it, I felt it. I thought, what happened to Pang Pang and Wen Qi now, and I didn't really want me to go back and delay her affairs. She knew too well that I was annoying her and Wen Qi, so She didn't dare to say it, but she couldn't control the state of being in love. I could feel her enthusiasm through the radio waves!

The voice was greasy, "Bao Si, it's okay, you can do your work, I'm at home, don't worry, work is fine, everything is going well, well, when you come back, let's eat delicious food and wear more clothes It's cold over there, hey, see you later, okay..."

What size!
As soon as I thought of her cabbage being crushed by Wen Qi, my heart became a little more blocked. God, am I going to have early menopause!

The same goes for texting with Lu Pei, holding back and pretending to be fine, where all the autumn winds and fallen leaves are going in my heart, I feel more and more like a resentful woman, hurting spring and autumn, not dying, damn it!
Seeing that I didn't answer, Xiao Liu scratched his head, "Fourth Sister, let me do the math, I think you are about to become famous!"

"Rising to fame?"

Xiao Liu nodded, and moved closer to me with a nervous face, "Do you still remember the most handsome onmyoji? Didn't he just deal with an old lady who cheated on the corpse in a rural area and was on TV? He's so hot now Ah, I heard that there are reporters at the airport who deliberately blocked him, so why did he become popular? Isn’t it just a photo and news reports? Your matter is not just a photo, it’s a video. Once it gets out , that's all right! Guaranteed to keep the fire all over the country!"

I snorted, "Impossible."

"How is it impossible! It's on the rise!"

Xiao Liu looked at An Jiu with a full face, "Qi Mo, this is Qi Mo, right, sister Jiu, you know this Qi Mo!"

"Know it with a shovel!"

An Jiu gave him a blank look, "Mr., I will feel it when I get up. From the spirit to the body, it will be very refreshing, you know! Baomeier seems to be very cool now, she is very painful. ! Fuck you!"

This is true.

If it doesn't hurt, I can't be so sluggish!

Looking up at Xiaoliu, "Do you still remember the magazine template that Pang Pang showed us? It's the onmyoji who is on fire now. It can be said that such a thing as walking is a rare thing in a hundred years. If you take a look at it, you will understand that her kind of It’s called momentum, that’s why it’s famous, people like me have two different concepts from others..."

Although at first I thought it was going to gain momentum, but it was just what I thought.

"As for the topic of starting momentum, don't mention it for the time being. I will slowly adjust my body and mentality. Didn't Brother Liao say it before going out this morning? Go back to Harbin and ask him about my physical condition. Maybe, It's just that the wind got in where it hit, and it will be fine after a while."

If gaining momentum is to become famous, then the first thing I think of is my tiger bone, how to pick it up, people are born with yin and yang, and it takes minutes to gain momentum.

As for me, the starting gap is too big.

Too many things in this world are unscientific.

Painting cakes and looking at plum blossoms is more than just hunger and thirst.

Mirror flowers and water moon, the net is empty.

(End of this chapter)