I'm Mrs.

Chapter 36
Grandma stared wide-eyed, "Born with yin and yang?! My god, if God feeds you like that, that child will have three disadvantages and five shortcomings everywhere!"

The uncle didn't seem to care much about anything and smiled, "Since stepping into Yin and Yang, there is no reason not to cross the catastrophe. Although the child's fate is rough, he has a very high start in Taoism. The so-called dragon has dragon veins, and tigers have tiger bones. The child in Baobao has a strong vein, and if I raise it a little bit in the future, she will definitely rise into the sky like a bamboo, but Baosi's tiger bones are broken, and just because of this, she can't be the Mr. Big you think of."

Grandma was a little anxious, "Yes, our family's Baosi was not born with yin and yang, but it can be regarded as a vision from heaven after birth. He is either a monster or not a mortal. Big brother, I don't believe that Baosi is a scourge. Which Mr. God will give more hardships before the rise, I think the four treasures will suffer first, and then they will be fine."

Uncle didn't look at grandma, but looked at me very gently, "Come on, Baosi, come here."

I listened to what the two of them were talking about for a long time, and I was in a fog, so I walked up to my uncle and saw that there was a water basin in front of his feet, and he pointed, "Look, what's in the basin. "

"Little fish." There were several colorful goldfish, "What a beautiful little fish."

Grandma opened her mouth behind her, "Isn't this just a tree leaf!"

I looked back at my grandma, "It's Xiaoyu!"

The uncle still smiled, "You see what it is, it is what it is."

Grandma's face froze, "Brother, this kid doesn't have any insight..."

Uncle patted my head, "Look at the good fortune, if the yin and yang are balanced in the future, if the fate is clear, and the tiger's bones can be connected one after another, then maybe this child will really be as powerful as a rainbow, and he will come out of the mountain with the tiger."

"Then why do you pick it up, you..."

"God." The uncle pointed to the sky, "it has the final say."

Grandma's eyes dimmed, and she sighed and nodded, "I understand what you mean, this child can't even tell if it's a fish or a leaf, ordinary eyes don't have the understanding in this aspect, before, I thought she jumped Got it."

"Something is helping her."

The uncle replied indifferently, "That thing can be regarded as helping her let the fairy family you arranged have a high regard for this child."

Grandma was puzzled, "What is it, good and bad."

"Of course it's good."

The uncle got up slowly, "Well, Baosi has never cried. For her now, good and evil are very blurred and have no boundaries. She doesn't even have handprints, and it's not time to look at the bones. I I can't tell her whether she will be good or bad in the future, whether she can be the big gentleman we expected, but since you brought her, I think whether she can stay with me depends on her own destiny .”

Grandma nodded again and again, "Say, what do you want Baosi to do, big brother, of course I hope that Baosi will be as powerful as you said in the future, and the tiger will come out of the mountain, but if God just doesn't give him food, really No, just be an ordinary gentleman and take over my black mother in the village. Really, brother, you know my character, I am just afraid that this child will be useless in the future, if I don’t know the depth, then I might as well just do it now , give it to her cruelly now..."

The uncle raised his hand to interrupt grandma, "Seeing its life, I can't bear to see it die, hear its sound, and I can't bear to eat its meat. This is the most basic kindness and compassion for a gentleman. How can a close relative say such hurtful words."

The grandma lowered her eyes and her face was full of pain, "But you didn't say that if the child can't cry before the age of 12, then..."

"She'll cry."

Uncle took my hand, "Come on, Baosi, come in with me."

Grandma followed behind, and the house was still simple, with no furniture, except for a heated kang. The most prominent one was a green tree. It was really a tree, about the same height as me, with dense leaves, and it looked very pleasing.

"Bao Si, what is this?"

Following my uncle's finger, I just wanted to open my mouth, but I carefully identified it. Just now, it was clearly a fish, but grandma said it was a leaf. Then this tree must not be what I saw, "Yes, tree, little Tree."

My grandma didn't say anything, my uncle touched my head, "As long as you can tell my uncle how many leaves are on this tree before breakfast tomorrow, then my uncle will keep you."

I don't understand, "Why should I stay."

Uncle seems to be very patient, "Because if you stay, there will be a lot of interesting things, but now Uncle has hidden them and won't let you play. You have to tell Uncle the answer tomorrow morning before you can play. do you know."

I smiled and nodded, "Okay."

Grandma's expression was a bit ugly, "Brother, how do you count this? How many years has this little orange tree been raised, and the child doesn't understand yin and yang at all."

The uncle looked at grandma calmly, "This is only my first question, I think you understand my intention."

"I understand. It just depends on whether she is stupid or not. But she is only eight years old. It is too difficult for her. If you come up with an easy one, this child is actually very smart. She didn't even learn the song there." However, whoever sings, she will, or else, I... I..."

Grandma looked at his uncle, as if he didn't have the energy to quarrel with his grandma at home. Although his uncle was neither arrogant nor impatient and his voice was not loud, it seemed that his grandma lacked some momentum when he was with him.

I walked around the orange tree a few times, thinking about how my grandma taught me to count, but I couldn't count, so I scratched my head, and suddenly the mouse's voice came out, "Sibao, yes ..."

"If you help her now, you are harming her."

The uncle opened his mouth leisurely while pouring tea, "You can help her for a while, but in this life, don't you still have to rely on her."

I looked at my uncle in a daze, he knew there was a big mouse that would talk to me secretly?

Grandma was also a little puzzled, but she glanced at me, didn't ask any more questions, moved a small stool and sat beside me, "Come on, Sibao, grandma will help you count, let's make some marks from top to bottom to check one by one."

I looked up and down, a little tired, "Grandma, I want to go out and play."

"What are you playing, you have to..."

"Let her go, I said, look at her own creation, don't interfere."

Grandma looked at me worriedly, and could only nod, "Then you go."

I got permission, and ran to the yard to play happily. I have been playing by myself all the time, making mud and digging holes. I found that my grandma looked at me worriedly, and I didn't know what my grandma was worried about. There are so many leaves on the tree, how can I count them!

After dinner in the evening, my grandma asked me to count the leaves. I climbed the mountain all morning and played around in the yard in the afternoon. Kind of humming, "Grandma, I want to sleep, I want to sleep..."

Grandma kept sighing, "Sibao, you really want to disappoint grandma completely."

I was so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyelids, and I had no dreams all night. When I woke up in the morning, I smelled the smell of porridge. How many leaves."

"I'll eat first, I'm hungry."

The uncle shook his head, although he was still smiling, but his tone was firm, "You tell uncle the answer first, and then you can eat it."

Grandma stood aside holding pickles with a melancholy face. Her eyes were very red, as if she hadn't slept all night.

I scratched my chin and walked to the tree, and looked back at my uncle to confirm, "I told you how many leaves I can eat, right?"

The uncle nodded, "Yes."

Grandma was a little nervous, "Sibao, you can... ah!!"

I didn't wait for my grandma to finish speaking, I went up and kicked against the tree. Grandma was so frightened that she covered her mouth and looked at my uncle in surprise, "Brother, this..."

The uncle raised his hand and drank the porridge slowly, "It's okay."

Tired of kicking, I began to pinch the trunk with thick wrists and shake it with all my strength. I did a few sweeping legs in the rain of falling leaves, and finally combined with various Baosikai mountain palms I created myself. I was busy. After sweating profusely, he looked back at his uncle, "A leaf on the tree! Let's eat!!"

The grandma opened her mouth wide in surprise, "This, this, such a beautiful tree has been lost to misfortune..."

The uncle smiled happily, "Little Clever, it's okay, let's eat."

(End of this chapter)