I'm Mrs.

Chapter 362

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At six o'clock in the evening, everything is ready.

Needless to say, this scene is really quite spectacular.

Uncle Li, Uncle Feng, Uncle Zhao’s elders, two other old people and my second uncle, Grandpa Chen Li, there are eight people in total, and eight carts. This cart is a common cart for pulling corn or goods in rural areas. The handrails of the cart There is a cover, and as long as people stand in, the cover is just on the shoulders, and they can drag the cart or run or walk with it.

The form is very similar to the rickshaws in old Shanghai, the only difference is that there is a big board at the back, instead of seats like those in the Ming Dynasty, because it is not mainly used for pulling people.

Each cart is parked at a distance of more than 30 meters from the foot of the mountain, with four carts at the front and back, lined up side by side, just in the artificial flower pole road we made.

The second uncle, Grandpa Chen Li, and the others each sat on a scooter, and their bodies were fixed on the handrails beside the scooter with ropes, fearing that they would fall down after a jolt.

This is the plan I want to draw out, and Uncle Li and the others thought it was dangerous at the beginning and disagreed, and it was indeed dangerous. After thinking about it stupidly, I know that the people who are bitten are all old, weak, sick and disabled, and they have bad legs and feet. Suo, hook them up so close to the lice tails, and run next to the person pulling the cart in front after being hooked up. If they run slowly, they will give them to the mouth. Of course, this is not the most important thing. The important thing is that you are afraid of falling, and you are falling, my God, then it is basically a free gift!

Therefore, this safety measure must be in place. Even my second uncle, he said he could hold my second aunt by himself, and tied the rope tightly for him, saying that safety comes first.

The village head still held a loudspeaker in his hand. He was sitting on the back seat of his son's motorcycle, which happened to be on the outside of our artificial road. , that is, everything must be careful, and these lice must be wiped out!
The people pulling the carts and I are standing in the artificial road, and we have been doing preparatory activities. The boys pulling the carts, like Xiaoliu Li Ermao, are stretching their legs and stretching their tendons. I am smearing blood on my body. , It is the blood of the chicken, duck, goose and dog that was bitten last night. It is disgusting, sticky and smelly, but there is no way, the overall situation is the most important, and I can only wrong myself first.

"Bao Si, you really want to run with me."

I listened to the second aunt's words and nodded, still wiping my body with blood on my hands, "I have to break, run to the last, what if someone falls off..."

As I said that, I looked at the worry in my second aunt's eyes and smiled heartlessly, "Just kidding, no one will fall off, don't worry."

The second aunt sighed, "I'm not worried about others, I'm worried about you, you follow at the end, you have to be careful, don't get scratched or anything, it's fine if you bite your leg, but if you bite your neck, what if you get a big artery?" .”

I was a little helpless, "Bah, bah, bah, second aunt, good luck, everything will be fine, you go to the river and wait, don't stay here, it will be dangerous for a while."

The second aunt's face was full of indescribable emotions, she sighed for a while and could only keep telling me to be careful, I kept nodding, and saw San Pang'er and another young man running over with gasoline cans panting, "Village Chief, the flowers by the river have been watered with gasoline, and the flower stems on both sides of this road have also been watered. If you give me a letter, I will light the fire here..."

These three fat guys really impressed me, he actually voluntarily stayed to deal with the aftermath, just waiting for the lice tail to be drawn out by us, and after running halfway, he directly touched the flower poles that paved the artificial road at the bottom of the mountain. Time will force these lice tails to turn back.

The village head nodded, "I'm not afraid."

San Fatty is the same as when he was a child, still tall and fat, "Don't be afraid!"

The village chief hummed and patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, it's up to you two for a while, hide it for yourself first, and see the last louse chasing people away and lighting a fire, don't let your efforts fall short."

Sanpang still nodded, "It's okay, I'm bringing the guy with me, we pure men are afraid of this!"

The village chief smiled very comfortingly, and didn't say much. Naturally, I urged the second aunt to withdraw quickly. The villagers in the large army were waiting by the river, each with a torch, just waiting for us to lure the lice. After the past, burn it all up!

The second aunt responded, and before she left, she looked at Xiaoliu with a pale face and opened her mouth a little sullenly, "Qi, you will be scared by your father later, look at the three fat people, learn more..."

Xiao Liu kept silent and watched Second Aunt leave, but Li Ermao next to him snorted and continued, "Liu'er, I'm afraid it's okay, there's nothing to be ashamed of, San Fatty came here out of courage, he wanted to Wash your reputation."

"What kind of reputation..."

Xiao Liu fixed the condom on his shoulder, tested his strength, and watched Li Ermao ask sullenly. I was also curious, and after pouring all the blood in the bottle on me, I listened with my ears up.

Li Ermao also fixed the noose on his grandfather's scooter, and said with a bit of disdain, "You forgot that he suffered at the No. [-] outpost when he was a child, and it's hard to find a partner now, I don't know Who said that San Fatty is a eunuch, a sissy, this guy is holding his breath to justify himself."

puff……

I almost spit in my heart, I took a look at San Fatty, and almost forgot his relationship with the No. [-] outpost.

There is a saying, "Little life is full of pitfalls along the way."

It's all about memories.

"Baosi..."

"Hey!"

Grandpa Chen called me suddenly, and I walked over and bent down to help him tighten the rope. , "It's okay, Grandpa Chen, the one who pulls you is Da Zhuang from Uncle Niu's family, but he has a lot of energy."

"I'm not afraid."

Grandpa Chen said, tightening his nose, "Why are you so fishy?"

"Blood."

I smiled, "I have to lead too, I have to share weal and woe with you."

Grandpa Chen twitched the corner of his mouth, "You are promising. It will only be two days after you come back. You will know what's going on. It's time for Mrs. Xu. You can't see anything. In the future, you will have to suffer .”

I don't like to talk about other people, Mrs. Xu's business sooner or later!
"Grandpa Chen, don't talk about this for now, you will remember in a while, hold on to the rope, don't be nervous, ah."

"Hey, good."

After chatting for a while, the sky was getting dark, the village head sat on the back of his son's motorcycle again, turned on the loudspeaker, "Don't be nervous, just remember the driver, run, run to death, when we arrive Just pull the car out by the riverside!"

Li Ermao spat into the palm of his hand, "Village Chief, we ran to the end and pulled the cart out, so who will lead us into the flowers of Dahetao!"

"I."

I responded calmly. "Just guide you to the end. I'll take care of the rest. Otherwise, there are too many stones by the river, and your car won't be able to get in."

"Can it work?"

I didn't answer, just looked into his eyes, Li Ermao was out of battery, nodded, "Success, be careful."

I silently took a deep breath, and I jumped up and down like an athlete getting ready for a run, not nervous, Xue Baosi, nothing to be nervous——

The sky was getting darker and darker, with the wind blowing, the smell of sulfur was still very strong.

The village head took a flashlight and shone at the foot of the No. [-] outpost, "Bao Si, are you sure you can all come down?"

"Do not worry."

I responded lightly, and clenched my hands into fists by my side, three buckets of sulfur soap, it's not easy to hold back these things until now!
rustle~~rustle~~
The wind blows and the grass sounds, I hold my breath, last night and last night these things did not drink human blood, I will definitely come down early today, comeonbaby!

The village head’s son started the motorcycle and it hummed continuously. The village head himself sat on the back seat of the motorcycle and stared down the mountain with the loudspeaker. “Comrades, get ready, we must always be vigilant.” ! That young man of the Feng family, tighten your cap tightly, don’t let your grandfather drop it in a while!”

"Sound..."

Blind Chen suddenly said quietly, facing the direction of the No. [-] outpost, "There is movement..."

Naturally, the village chief didn’t have the ears of a blind man, and he was still directing with that big horn, “Cheer up, everyone, victory or defeat depends on one action, we’re going to… come!!! run!!!”

I followed the shocking voice of the village chief and saw that the black army was indeed dispatched, and they rushed towards me like huge beetles!
Turning around, the village chief and his son are already 'hum'~!With a bang, he rode the motorcycle and took the village head out!

The "creak" sound of the scooter sounded, and the boys pulling the carts immediately threw down their lives. I almost took this as a sports meeting. This guy fired the starting gun and the rickshaw competition opened!
"Mom!!!"

Li Ermao ran more than 20 meters and knew how to turn his head. After taking a look, he was so frightened that he screamed, "This is not a bug! This is a mini jeep!!"

What a lot of nonsense!

I ran at the end, with a sickle still attached to my back, which was specially used for emergencies. When I turned around occasionally, I found that this group of things were following very closely, and their black shells made you glance Can't see the end!
Have you ever seen animals migrate? That's the scene!

"Four Treasures! Four Treasures! You follow closely!!"

The second uncle was sitting on the scooter and kept calling me, "Don't always look back! Follow!!"

"I'm fine!!"

I yelled in vain, and stared back because I was afraid that these things would go astray or stop chasing them, but after a few glances, I was relieved!

The few bugs on the head obviously feel that they are too many and a little crowded, but as soon as they touch the dried sulfur soapy water outside the flower stem, they will retract like hot feet, no, they will retract like hot claws, according to my plan road run!
Good job!
"Ahhhhh!!"

The wind whistled past my ears, and those who couldn't run started shouting to cheer themselves up. I gritted my teeth and followed, feeling that some louse tails would threaten with sickles when they got close!

"quick!!"

The huffing and panting that was running was frightening. When I looked up, I saw the son of the village head waiting for us with a motorcycle parked in front. The village head was still sitting behind, "Bao Si! Light it up!!"

"point!!!"

The village chief nodded and held the phone to his ear, "Have you come down clean, then light the fire! Immediately!"

Putting down the phone, it was still in front of his mouth, "We will be there in less than 200 meters! Li Ermao! If you have the energy to grin your teeth, run for me! Don't delay things! Xue Xiaoliu, you Hurry up, take a big stride! Stitches? Bear with me too! The ones behind are coming up!!”

'Buzz! ! ~~'

Panting heavily, I looked at the village chief who left in the dust again, and I was so impressed. His son was really afraid that something would happen to him!

"Smoke! Four Treasures! Get up and smoke!!"

The second uncle sitting on the cart raised his hand and pointed behind me. I turned around when I heard the sound, and there was thick smoke everywhere. This is the gasoline on the flower pole.

"Come on!! Come on!!!"

The second uncle obviously felt the slowing down of the speed, and turned around to urge loudly. At the same time, I felt my hind legs being scratched by someone, and when I turned around, I saw a bug trying to pounce on me, holding the sickle high, '噗嗤'!Just write down the chop, "Get out!!"

"Four Treasures!"

"I'm fine!!"

Don't dare to fight, I will chase these scooters madly after cutting down the lice tail closest to me!

Thinking about it afterwards, the scene at that time was not the usual excitement. Eight scooters were dragged desperately in front, followed by me running desperately, and behind them was an army of lice tails chasing desperately...

In the end, it's all just smoke that can only move forward after all this! !

The loess is flying, and the rustling sound of the mountain is getting louder. It is obvious that they are getting closer and closer!

"It's coming!!"

Seeing the head of the river, the stars are dotted, each of the villagers standing far away is holding a torch, as if they want to light the night every minute, seeing us approaching, everyone is shouting Shout out, "Here we go! We come here! Come here!!!"

Li Ermao ran away and came out, yelling, "Come on!!!"

"Six! Follow!!"

I puffed out the air in my chest and shouted loudly, "Hurry up!!"

Although Xiao Liu looked thin, he was quite strong. He followed behind Li Ermao and rushed out. Seeing the scooters going out and the black smoke pressing behind, these lice tails were obviously scared. , came up to my back and started scratching, I slashed back, "Hurry up and get out!!!"

'Puff, puff~' the sound kept ringing, the lice in front of my eyes were really chopped off by me and flew around!

'click~'

"Ouch!"

I was in the midst of the battle, when I heard a wail from behind me, I turned around and saw that Grandpa Li's cart was smashed by stones like it was going to be overturned, "Grandpa Li!!"

With a cry in my mouth, I retreated to Grandpa Li while chopping, and stretched out my hand hard to push, "Help me quickly!!"

Xiao Liu and the others were anxiously helping to grab the handrail of the cart, and the cart wheel rubbed against the spot a few times, it was like being pulled over with a rock!

"Fourth Sister!!"

As soon as Xiao Liu pulled out the cart, he called me outside the circle drawn by Sulfur Soap, "I'll help you!!"

"Don't come in!!"

I don't know if I'm red-eyed again, the scum kept flying straight to my face, and the smelly and slippery feeling came over me, I raised my breath and shouted, imitating Li Ermao's appearance just now. cried out! !

The moonlight was bright and thin, it should have been an ordinary night, but I fought hand to hand with dozens of big bugs under such tender moonlight, chopped the first one into pieces, and the ones behind jumped up again, almost like bursting pulp It feels like when the sickle comes down, what comes out is black pulp! !
"Four Treasures!!"

The second uncle shouted anxiously outside, "Come out quickly!!"

I gritted my teeth and stood up, I haven't led it to the sea of ​​flowers by the river, how can I get out!

My feet are always moving, but there are too many stones by the river, I just stumble when I walk, until the back of my hand hurts, I'uh! With a sound, I realized that two big lice had bitten the back of my hand at the same time! !
"Go away!!"

I shook my arms desperately, but they just couldn't go down. The pain of the bones being pierced made me unable to hold the sickle tightly, and the only weapon in my hand was just thrown out!
"Four Treasures!!!"

The second uncle yelled until his voice broke, and some villagers stood far away watching me being surrounded by dozens of lice, "Be careful! Be careful, Bao Si!!"

They climbed onto my shoulders, bit my clothes, and couldn't get rid of them as if they were on my body!
I staggered and walked towards the sea of ​​flowers desperately. The pain all over my body made me angry, but at the same time, I was so powerless against the anger!I can only fight, tell myself, walk to the sea of ​​flowers, and then shout loudly, "Light on fire!!"

The black smoke finally came here, and I saw that the last army of lice had begun to shrink. I was overjoyed, but at the same time, I was thrown into the fresh flowers by the big guy in front of me. I fumbled on the ground with my hands, and when I found the big stone, I smashed it vigorously at the countless black heads in front of my eyes. With the splash of slurry, I could still smell the fragrance of the flower in my breath, and the faint, The smell of gasoline...

I shouted loudly, "Light it up! Light it up!!!"

"Can't order!!"

My second uncle shouted loudly outside, "My four treasures haven't come out yet! Haven't come out yet!!"

"Bao Si!!!"

The crying of the second aunt has changed, "Don't pull me! The child is still inside! I can't see the shadow!! Go in and have a look!!!"

"Fourth Sister!!!"

Xiao Liu was also shouting at me, and someone yelled, "Don't go in, the flower pole is on fire! You don't need to light the fire to attract it! You won't be able to get out if you go in!!!"

I was lying on the ground, still smashing my hands vigorously, and wanted to tell them that it was not that they couldn't see me anymore, but that the flowers were too tall and lively, blocking me, and I was just lying in the flowers!
"Four Treasures! Four Treasures!!"

I smelled the thick smoke, and I pressed my hands hard against the black head in front of me. "Go to hell! Go to hell!! Ugh!!"

My hands were bitten by the lice again, I struggled to move, but my stomach suddenly sank, I raised my head slightly, and I met a pair of blood-red eyes.

"Shusu~susu~~"

It stepped on my stomach, as if it was telling the two lice that bit my hand to suppress it, while it looked at me with those bright red eyes, stepped on me, and slowly pressed down on my stomach. Chest——

Very heavy.

I'm suffocating.

"Four Treasures! It's on fire! Come out quickly!!!"

The second uncle yelled shrilly, while the second aunt cried, "Put out the fire! Don't burn it! My Baosi can't see it!! Put out the fire! I beg you to put out the fire!!"

"Gasoline, how to put it out! Baosi! Baosi!!! Where did you go!!"

The second uncle, second aunt, and villagers not far away are still calling me, but I can’t call out. The last struggling lice are desperately scratching, biting, and gnawing on my body... I even saw this red-eyed guy’s mouth. The fangs stuck out right, the nose was choked by the thick smoke, and suddenly, I felt desperate for life.

My eyes even skipped it and looked directly at the starry sky. It was empty, and my brain actually filtered a lot of pictures at a rapid speed. What I wanted to catch, and what I couldn’t catch...

"Bao four!!!"

A cold female voice suddenly sounded beside my ears, and I saw a white shadow passing by, rushing into my body, and in the next second, my whole body was lifted into the air, and I was thrown away like a heavy object He stepped out, more than ten meters away, and landed lightly.

I came back to my senses in a trance, only heard a sigh, and when the cold air came out, my body suddenly trembled.

"Bao Si! Bao Si is out!"

"She jumped out! Please be a fairy!"

"Bao Si!!"

The second aunt also ran towards me in a stumbling manner, "You scared us to death, you!"

But I lay motionless on the ground, turned my face sideways, and watched the white shadow slowly disappear with its back to me.

"mom……"

He suddenly called out hoarsely, and in the firelight all over the sky, tears fell like rain.

(End of this chapter)