I'm Mrs.

Chapter 71: Believe It or Not

"Fourth sister, try it. The elder brother said it was called Oreo. My mother didn't even have this biscuit in the store. He said it was more expensive than normal ones. If you don't eat it, I will eat it all."

As soon as I got back to the back room, Xiao Liu took the biscuits he gave me and showed them off to me. I cut them and said, "Isn't it just biscuits with fillings? I don't want to eat them."

"You really don't want to eat..."

Xiao Liu's lips were black, and he unscrewed the upper and lower two black biscuits, licked the white sandwich with his tongue and looked at me with satisfaction, "It's delicious, it's from my mother's store The kind of sandwich biscuit is different, this is a chocolate biscuit, the brother said, twist it first, then lick it..."

I feel disgusted seeing him like that, so I turned my eyes away, "I don't want to eat his food, it's him who caused King Kong's diarrhea, he's broken."

"not bad."

After Xiao Liu made the last biscuit, he clapped his hands and looked at me, "I already asked that big brother, and he said that what he feeds is what he eats. Maybe King Kong has diarrhea because he can't get used to the canned ham in the city. It's nothing to do with Big Brother Ren, he's a bit fierce when he's cold-faced, but he's a very nice person, you didn't see him let me drink all the porridge, it was thick."

I can't stand the thought of the porridge even more, but I think Xiao Liu's stupid way of eating and drinking, even if he spits, he can't be too disgusted, a typical foodie.

"Xiao Liu, let me tell you, you have to stay away from him, you didn't realize that when he smiled, he meant to do something bad."

I seriously shared with Xiao Liu the experience I got from him. At present, I haven't come up with a good trick. If there is a trick, let's see if I can kill him.

Xiao Liu has already used his unique obsession to pick up the biscuit crumbs on the kang and swipe them into his mouth. He didn't know if he listened to me seriously, so he looked at me vaguely and said, "I think you two are very similar. ah."

I was stunned, "What a resemblance! He is so bad."

Xiao Liu chuckled, "You knew before that when you laughed, you always robbed me of food and tricked me into sawing poles, so I won't mention it. Do you remember the time when we were playing on a swing and you suddenly laughed and watched?" Me, I thought you let me play, but you pushed me up and ignored me..."

"That's different, I don't know if you can't get down by yourself!"

And I wasn't enlightened at the time, okay? The guy surnamed Lu seemed to be heartless and unenlightened.

"Anyway, I think you two are similar, but he looks more fierce and older..."

Xiao Liu ate up all the crumbs of the biscuit, and clicked her mouth full of satisfaction, "You really don't want to eat it, Fourth Sister, it's always delicious."

I gave him a blank look, "It's delicious and you didn't say you would leave me a piece."

Children who are not greedy, although I am very bad at making snacks, I am obsessed with candied haws and popsicles. I don’t touch popsicles now, but candied haws are seasonal, so I can’t eat them all year round, so I mostly eat them. I always feel that there is no taste in my mouth. Although I don’t really want to touch things with the surname Lu, but I can’t wait to chew my tongue when I see Xiaoliu’s mouth. If you say that I am not greedy at all, I am lying Woolen cloth.

"Then I'll go to the front room and ask that elder brother again, and tell us to eat."

Xiaoliu put on his shoes excitedly, turned around and looked at me with a smile, "Fourth sister, my father said that Shen Da and that elder brother left after seeing the doctor at our house, and they won't stay for long, let us get along well. That big brother is really old!"

I didn't say a word, thinking to myself, maybe if he heard Xiaoliu say that he wanted to eat biscuits with me, he wouldn't give it to me at all, but if he really gave it to me, it means that he is not as bad as I thought. I also ate it, so I am a short-mouthed cannibal. I seem to be brainwashing myself a lot. Anyway, he won't live in my house for long, so it's no big deal for me to bear it.

After a while, Xiao Liu came back happily, "Fourth sister, the big brother gave me the remaining half bag of biscuits as soon as he heard that I wanted us to eat, and he also said that he would give you the cantaloupe-flavored ones." Eat, it’s delicious, take a big bite..."

I looked suspiciously at the black biscuit with a green filling, "It tastes like cantaloupe, you... um!"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Liu directly stuffed the biscuit into my mouth, and hurriedly put a big piece into his mouth, "Brother said that we are sisters and brothers, so you should eat first, and I can eat it after you finish eating this." Eat the next piece, a new way to eat, big pieces, more enjoyable..."

He was spitting vaguely with a biscuit stuffed in his mouth, and my mouth was also stuffed to the brim with this big biscuit, and I chewed it a few times indiscriminately, it was so sweet and so bitter, I knew it was chocolate The taste, but the more you chew it, the more it tastes wrong. When I was about to swallow it, I suddenly felt an indescribable pungent aura rushing towards my nose. I almost burst into tears, and at the same time, I was bored directly on the kang, just like the back of my head was crushed. Someone gave me a sap, my brain was buzzing, choking my lungs to explode in an instant!
"Fourth sister! What's wrong with you, fourth sister!!"

I was so uncomfortable that I wanted to roll on the kang, Xiao Liu was so frightened that he hurried over to pull me, and even sprayed the biscuit crumbs in my mouth all over my face.

"Spicy...spicy..."

The big snot kept flowing out of the nostrils like opening the gate. I had no time to breathe back, and the tears were held back in my eyes. Burning from the forehead to the stomach, wanting to vomit but unable to vomit, the whole person thoroughly felt what life would be better than death!

"hot?"

Xiao Liu was dumbfounded, swallowed the biscuit in his mouth and looked at me stupidly, "It's not spicy, it's sweet, it's melon-flavored..."

"water……"

I'm really too lazy to talk nonsense with him. If cantaloupe smells like this, I'll put my brain on the waistband of my trousers and give him a kick! !
"Oh, fourth sister, here is the sugar water my mother made for us just now, sugar water..."

I took the teacup and drank it to the bottom, sniffed and hiccupped and looked at Xiao Liu, "Come again."

Xiao Liu was so scared by me, she nodded and went to the water tank to scoop up some more cold water for me, and felt better when my stomach was round after drinking it.

"Fourth sister, why do you have such a big reaction after eating this biscuit?"

"This biscuit is spicy, not only spicy, but also pungent..."

I weakly took the toilet paper and wiped my snot, what kind of crap, if it wasn't for Xiao Liu who suddenly stuffed it in my mouth and gave me money, I wouldn't eat it.

"Not spicy, sweet."

Xiao Liu ate two more biscuits to prove the nature of the biscuits, "If you don't believe me, try it again, it tastes like cantaloupe."

I frowned and looked at the biscuit in his hand, and carefully took a bite, it was sweet...

"It's sweet, Fourth Sister, you just..."

I thought of something at the time, "Did that big brother let you stuff that piece in my mouth just now?"

Xiao Liu nodded, "Yeah, he said that we are siblings, you have to eat first, I can eat first, I'm afraid you don't want it, so I stuffed it in your mouth... Hey! Fourth sister! What are you doing? go!"

"I will settle accounts with him!"

"What's the deal, then, I ate that biscuit alone!"

I didn't bother to answer Xiao Liu's words, so I understood in my heart, what kind of big brother is this, thanks to the fact that I still want to make peace with him, bad and smoky can't even describe him!

Walking aggressively towards the front yard, full of anger, I must tell my second uncle, my grandma, my grandfather about this, and I will tell my uncle, his uncle!It turned against him, and when I got anxious, I called Xiaolu to scratch his eyes!Good-looking has a fart use!Too bully! !
"Hey."

Before turning into the front yard, a male voice suddenly came from the black shadow by the wall. I was startled. I turned my face and looked carefully, only to find that this dying man was waiting there in that black suit. And me!

"Are you going to file a complaint so soon?"

I couldn’t hear any trace of guilt in his voice. I gritted my teeth and walked up to him, thrusting my head back, “You won’t give biscuits if you don’t want to! Why did you fool Xiaoliu into giving me chili flavored ones? biscuit!!"

"That's called mustard."

He replied softly, the light in his eyes was extremely bright in the night, "Why, you don't like it."

"Who likes that spicy! You waited for me to find your uncle, you are too bad!!"

I was about to leave after I finished speaking, but he directly grabbed my arm with such force that I nearly fell down, and opened my mouth to shout, "Second uncle! Come quickly! Someone is bullying..."

"Do you have proof?"

His unhurried words interrupted my yelling to complain, and I panted heavily, my eyes full of dissatisfaction, "Of course, Xiao Liu saw it, he saw you giving me spicy biscuits!"

"What about the biscuits?"

"Biscuit, I, I swallowed..."

If I hadn't swallowed half of it at that time, I would definitely spit it out!

"If you eat it, there will be no evidence. Will your family members scold you again for being foolish, ignorant, and disrespecting me as a guest?"

I was suffocated by what he said, "But Xiao Liu felt uncomfortable seeing me!"

"But he thinks the biscuits are delicious..."

"You...you bully children!"

I really want to bite him, but I can't beat him, I can't even talk about it, and I'm still being bullied like this in my own home... This feeling is really the first time I've ever experienced it since I was born, so useless.

The corners of his mouth, which was silent in the night, curled up again, but his voice was extremely icy, "You provoked me first, I don't care who you are or how old you are, as long as you remember, stay away from me, don't provoke or disturb me To me and my uncle, otherwise, neither your dog nor you will have good fruit to eat."

I stood there in a daze, although the night made his facial features very blurred, but I could clearly see the cold light in his eyes and the threatening bass.

"this is my house……"

It wasn't until he let go of my arm and walked seven or eight steps to the front yard that I murmured a few words. I was frightened by a person who came to ask my second uncle for help on my own land?Who is he scaring? Him!

"Believe it or not, I will tell my second uncle not to let him save Uncle Shen tomorrow!"

As soon as his footsteps stopped, his slender and slightly thin figure stood there with his back facing me, slowly turned his face to the side, dropped the four words with a little disdain, and walked away.

I was stunned, and silently repeated the words he said, "Wishing for it?"

(End of this chapter)