I'm Mrs.

Chapter 73 Oh My God!

"Fourth sister... you just said that you spit into the millet porridge??"

"what?"

I pulled myself together, "Did I say that?"

Xiao Liu didn't care about the point of what I said just now, and nodded firmly, "You said it."

"Forehead……"

I stared at Xiaoliu's face and my mind was spinning. Who told him to eat millet porridge in a good way? It's not my fault... Thinking, I looked at him with a mysterious face, "You know what I will be in the future. Do it sir."

Xiao Liu was made hairy by me, and nodded, "I know, grandma said so."

"Then you...do you know what the gentleman does?"

Xiao Liu swallowed a little scared, "Is it a bit like grandma who will tell people what's going on? It's quite scary, you can see hell."

I patted him on the shoulder with a straight face, "Don't ask too much, kid, you'll know later, do your homework."

Xiao Liumu stared at me in a daze, and after a while he said, "Okay, then I won't ask, let's do our homework."

I took the schoolbag with Xiao Liu on my back, and I let out a long sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was fooling me, otherwise he would be talking to me endlessly, and I would go to my grandma to complain, and I would have to be educated again!
……

Sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, tossing and turning, I started dreaming. In the dream, I found this toilet for me. In the end, I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to get up reluctantly. Thinking about it, I knew it was the few ladles of spicy food at night. Thanks to the cold water!
But I’m too sleepy now, I don’t have the time to draw a circle here to curse that surnamed Lu, I fumbled to put on my shoes, “Bao Si, what are you going to do…”

"Ah."

I rubbed my eyes sleepily, and looked back at the bright moon sleeping next to me, "I want to pee."

"Oh."

She turned over, her voice was full of sleepiness, "There is a spittoon on the ground, don't go out."

I hummed, and stood on the ground with half-closed eyes. Just as I was about to take off my pants, I suddenly thought of something in a daze. When I was in the same room with my grandma, I occasionally woke up at night to solve the problem of urinating in the room. But now there are four people in the room, Xiaoliu, me, Mingyue, and second uncle, if I'm like this... It seems that I'm embarrassed.

"Bao Si, are you done with bed, go to the kang and sleep quickly when you're done."

That Mingyue told me in a deep voice, but my hands were still on the waistband of my trousers, "Well, Second Aunt, I'm going to the bathroom, I'm used to going to the bathroom."

After finishing speaking, I went out without waiting for the bright moon to answer. I am not afraid of the dark, especially since this is my own home. I can't drink more water at night, because I found myself male and female, even if I still share a room with Xiaoliu in the future, I can't use the urine pot in the room, it's not good.

Secondly, the feeling of being woken up by urination is too unpleasant, who wants to sleep well and get up.

Turning on the door light, I yawned and walked to the front yard. The stars in the sky were very bright, and when I walked out of the range illuminated by the door light, I would not feel dark. I went straight into the front yard toilet. Instinctively glanced at the window glass of the room where I was sleeping, it was pitch black, it seemed that I was asleep.

The small motor in my brain was spinning rapidly. The culprit who bullied me and made me wake up at night, if I knocked on the window to scare him, no one would think that I did it.

Thinking about it, I smiled silently, and went outside the window without a sound. Just as I raised my hand, I suddenly thought, it seems impossible, it’s okay to scare that Lu, but Uncle Shen is also in my room, and he is still in good health. I'm sick, if I scare him, then I'll be out of trouble.

I was struggling, only to hear a 'creak' in my ear...

Can't help but tremble, the whole person jumped to the side vigilantly, and looked at the half-open door immediately, "Who?"

That guy can't be so smart, can he even figure out the fact that I was woken up by peeing in the middle of the night and tried to scare him?

'Squeak... creak'~
The door of the room shook slightly, as if someone was pulling the doorknob and fanning it on purpose. I swallowed my saliva, looked at the dark windows and replied softly, "Grandma?"

No one answered me, the door shook twice and then half-opened, and it couldn’t be blown by the wind. Grandma will definitely lock the door when she sleeps at night, even if she doesn’t lock it, she won’t be caught The wind blows away, you have to turn the doorknob...

I scratched my head, and the most likely guess is that the person surnamed Lu scared me. If my grandma opened the door in the house, she would definitely answer me. Thinking, I cleared my throat and said, "So who, I saw I miss you, come out quickly, or I will call me grandma..."

Muttering like a madman, I cautiously leaned over, grabbed the half-open door with my hand, and slammed it open!

"To scare you..."

The following words were swallowed directly. There was nothing in the door, it was dark, and there was only an empty kitchen facing me. I went in and took a look. The door of my room on the right was closed tightly. The door of Grandpa Bian's room is also tightly closed, everyone is asleep?

How did the door open? I couldn't figure it out. Just as I was about to close the door and go back to the backyard, there was a sudden crackling sound in the quiet space...

The sound was familiar, like the rice bowl vibrating slightly on the table. I followed the sound and walked a few steps near the kitchen. Now I found the source. It was Mama Hei's hut. The halo is out, someone is in Mama Hei's house!
I heard my grandmother's voice, "Mom, don't be angry, Fengnian did everything for my children, I beg my mother to understand Fengnian's suffering, if Fengnian's wish is fulfilled, Fengnian will be... be... "

I can't hear the words behind, but I can feel that grandma's voice is extremely painful, and the rattling sound is getting stronger and stronger, why does it sound like the house is shaking.

Emboldened, I gently pushed open a crack in the door and leaned in. The light in the room was dim, and my grandma knelt in front of Mama Hei's hall with her whole body trembling, her back facing me. When I raised my eyes, my heart twitched. ' The sound was actually made by the portrait of Mama Hei! !

This frightened me, and I stared straight at the portrait. Without any external force fluctuations, the figure that looked like an old woman was vibrating on the desk in various ways. When I looked carefully, the old woman was still holding a A crutch, the sound is the same as the crutch is hitting the table in pain!
The table didn’t move, the candles didn’t move, the incense stand didn’t move, only the portrait trembled. Who can explain this situation to me?
The whole upper body of my grandma was kneeling on the ground, and she kept muttering something. I didn't have the heart to listen, but I just watched the vibrating grandma's body numb all over. I only heard the thumping sound stop, black Mom's smiling eyes suddenly stared round!

"Mom!!"

(End of this chapter)