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Chapter 80 It smells like urine
"Oh, mother, daughter-in-law, did you see it? My dear, there are really shoe prints. When your grandma left, your father also made that limestone kang and didn't see it. It turned out to be a mistake. You have to sift fine flour. this……"

San Pang's father looked at his wife excitedly, until his daughter-in-law's face became paler and paler, and then there was no movement. I thought my spine was numb after thinking too much, but seeing him want to laugh so inexplicably, His own son has fallen into evil, and he still has time to share anecdotes here, what a heart!

"Aunt Xue, what should I do? Does it mean that my son was followed by something?"

It seems that only Sanpang's mother is her real mother. She looked at her grandma with a worried face, "Is it from my family, or did you rush there somewhere?"

Grandma looked around, probably looking for my second uncle, but my second uncle was not there, and went out to buy a dog in the afternoon, so after looking for a long time, she could only focus on me, "Sibao, go In the kitchen, take a bowl to catch some water, bring a chopstick and an egg."

I said oh, knowing that grandma is going to set up chopsticks. I have seen grandma do this before, and it is not unusual.

Lifting her feet, she still walked towards the house with some difficulty. Grandma stood still and grabbed San Pang's clothes with one hand, probably because she was afraid that San Pang would wander around, so she couldn't move, "Sibao, what's wrong with your leg, what's wrong with your leg?" Sprained."

I looked back at my grandma and said, "It's okay... I fell."

Turning his eyes, that Lu Xingyue did not know when he was standing at the door of my house with some villagers who watched the fun. Maybe he was very curious to see San Pang sleepwalking like this, but no one asked any more questions. Before we got any results, our village Its fine tradition is not to give advice to others blindly, because everyone knows the general method, like what San Pang's mother said at the beginning, she saw that San Pang couldn't wake up, and she summed it up to something bad Yes, I also scolded at home, but I came to my grandma only after I felt serious after scolding.

Don't underestimate this scolding, no one will open their mouths to scold others casually, not even a shrew in the countryside will stand on the road and scold the street for no reason, only when their own interests are violated, they will scold, of course Well, as for what to scold, how ugly it is, this skill will be divided into different people.

In our place, the most convenient and quickest solution to dirty things is to scold. Even I know that because dirty things bully the weak and fear the strong, they dare not offend the wicked, so no matter how useless people are in the village, as long as they If you hit the evil, it’s all about picking up bad words, some scolding is fine, some, like San Fatty...then I can only quickly find an expert like my grandma.

Take out what grandma asked for, and put it at grandma's feet, then grandma grabbed San Pang's hand before letting go, signaling to his parents that as soon as they picked up the scissors, San Pang turned off like a switch. The eyes wandered blindly.

"Hey……"

San Pang's mother was a little anxious, "Don't walk around, Aunt Xue, this..."

"Leave him alone."

Grandma responded softly, took out a cigarette from her pocket and put it in her mouth, lit the lighter and then squatted on the ground with half-closed eyes. I looked at grandma full of admiration. I don’t know why. Grandma's posture is really cool, "Grandma, I also want to learn to smoke..."

"you dare."

At that time, grandma made a sharp glance and said, "I'll break your leg."

I swallowed, and the battery died immediately, "Then you still smoke..."

"Grandma is here to watch things!"

Grandma responded without a good temper, took the chopsticks, squinted her eyes, and stood directly in the water.

The villagers who were watching the excitement at the door immediately stretched their necks to look this way, eager to transform into giraffes immediately. Sanpang's parents were also nervous, staring at the chopstick in grandma's hand without daring to breathe.

As soon as grandma let go of her hand, the chopsticks fell to the ground with a thud. I raised my eyebrows slightly, why did they fall?It used to be a one-off.

"Old Zhang, did you see that, didn't you stand still?"

"It seems to be, what kind of thing is that? Why can't the chopsticks stand up?"

Discussions from the villagers came out faintly, and San Pang's father's face changed slightly, "Aunt Xue, isn't she a serious idiot?"

Grandma didn't say a word. After repeated trials several times, she spat out, picked up the bowl and threw the water into the square of white noodles, then buckled the bowl, picked up the egg and said, "Children, don't If you are sensible, you should be sensible!"

After finishing speaking, I picked up the egg and stood it on the bottom of the bowl. I was full of surprise, the egg actually stood firmly on the bottom of the bowl!

"Oops! The egg is standing, the egg is standing!"

Sometimes the people in our village are also very interesting. If you want to say that they are enthusiastic, they are really enthusiastic, but when they encounter something, they like to get together to join in the fun and spread gossip. The so-called good things don’t go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. This kind of 'enthusiast' light.

"Aunt Xue, this..."

Grandma looked at Sanpang's mother without changing her face, "It's something outside that got on it, where did your son go to play?"

San Pang's mother shook her head, "I don't know, this kid runs around all day, who knows where he went, Bao Si, do you know?"

I also shook my head, I don't want to play with San Pang, I don't know where he went.

Grandma was a little helpless, she could only look at the egg, "I don't know how the child provoked you, but he must be ignorant. Your lord has a lot, what do you need..."

With a sound of 'crack', before grandma finished speaking, the egg broke directly, it was broken, and it stands to reason that it would not be broken even if it couldn't stand upright and rolled down, but at that time, it was as if someone beat it on purpose. It shattered with a single sound, and at the same time, a strong smell came out along with the egg liquid that flowed out.

I tightened my nose, "Grandma, this egg is broken, it smells like urine."

Grandma didn't gnaw, seeing San Pang, who was still walking with her eyes closed, twitched and fell to the ground twice. His mother nervously went up to help him, and grandma followed and took off San Pang's sneakers, which were very ordinary. The kind of cloth sneakers with beef tendons under the soles are called pimple shoes in our local dialect. Boys like to wear them. They are light, elastic and run fast.

"Aunt Xue, you..."

Grandma still didn't speak, took off Sanpang's shoes, tapped them twice on the spot, and then fell down. Everyone who watched was shocked. Yellow liquid poured out of the shoes, just like urine!

Three Fatty's mother opened her eyes wide, "Why, the shoes are clean."

The villagers who watched the excitement were also stunned. This thing is absolutely weird. How can there be liquid poured out of a cloth sneaker, and there is a lot of it? , even if there was water in the shoes before, it wouldn't be so much poured out all at once.

Grandma's face was a little chilly. Looking at San Pang who was lying on the ground trembling slightly, she tapped the ground twice again with the shoe in her hand, and poured out another half cup of yellow liquid!
I half-opened my mouth and watched my grandma's actions. This is even more miraculous than magic. If the yellow water poured out for the first time was found in the shoes, how can this water be explained?What shoes can hold so much water! ?
(End of this chapter)