I'm Mrs.

Chapter 86
into the night.

According to what my grandma told me, except for Uncle Shen, we can move around freely before [-] o’clock. I watched grandma’s preparations on the wall for a long time, catching chickens, lighting wax, and preparing incense. The only difference from before is that grandma prepared a The bowl is a white porcelain bowl, empty, and then grandma cut a square piece of red paper and lightly covered the bowl.

After all this busy work was over, grandma began to set up tables in the yard to eat, as the same sentence said, only when she is full can she have the strength to do other things.

Uncle Sheng has always been curious about that bowl, and asked his second uncle softly when eating, "Ruowen, that bowl is really empty."

The second uncle nodded, "It's empty, didn't you read it?"

Uncle Sheng shook his head and smacked his lips, "The medicine will be available in that bowl then? Why do I feel a little..."

As he spoke, he glanced at his grandma's gloomy face, swallowed the second half of the sentence, and quickly picked the rice in the bowl.

As soon as the meal was finished, my grandma wouldn't let me stay in the yard, and told me to wash my hands after going through the precautions. I dawdled and walked slowly towards the front room. When I turned around, I saw my grandma washing After the hand came out, she stood upright in front of the altar, and at the same time shouted, "Rope!"

The second uncle and Uncle Sheng got the order at the same time, and one came over carrying a bundle of thick hemp rope. I stared wide-eyed, stood there and looked carefully for a while. It turned out that the hemp rope was going to be tied around my grandma's waist. After tying the end of the rope, the uncle put the rope and slowly backed away until he stood at the farthest corner of the wall on the left side of grandma.

The second uncle also tied the end of the rope around grandma's waist. After tying it, he put the rope back one by one until he reached the corner on the right side of grandma's body. The two of them were not very close to grandma, so they could see the rope. It was very long, and after putting so much, it still had plenty of room to pull it to the ground. When they were ready, the two of them tugged at the rope vigorously at the same time. They didn't open their mouths together until they were pulled back again and again by grandma, "Mom! It's strong!"

"Aunt Xue, you are strong!"

Grandma nodded and looked back at the two of them, "Okay, the higher I get up, the harder you have to pull, otherwise I will be too angry and I can't control it and accidents will happen, understand!"

Uncle Sheng obviously didn't quite understand, but he still nodded, "Understood! I'll be responsible for pulling hard!"

Grandma continued to respond, "Just listen to Ruowen's arrangement in a while!"

As I said that, my grandma saw me, "Four Treasures! Go back to the house, remember, incense will be offered at eight o'clock in a while! If you forget the time, listen to grandma's voice! As soon as grandma shouts, it's time! You must Remember grandma's words!"

I said oh, and seeing the momentum, I really felt like I was making a slingshot, and my grandma was the stone in the middle of the slingshot. Later, I felt that it was not appropriate, because grandma would not be caught. What is going to be ejected is to be pulled back by them.

After entering the room, Uncle Shen was still wearing a dog's fur and sitting on the sidelines, looking at me with a slight smile, "Little Sibao, are you scared?"

Maybe he thought it was because I kept going to the backyard to show off because I was afraid. In fact, I didn't want to stay in this room. The main reason was that the black dog's fur stinks, and I couldn't bear it.

"Ghosts are all imaginations in their hearts, so there is nothing to be afraid of."

Lu Xingyue opened her mouth with disdain, and then looked at Uncle Shen, "Uncle, I won't let you live here tomorrow, you must come back with me, let's go to the hospital, you see how you have been messed up , wearing this thing, it's full of germs."

Uncle Shen was a little displeased, "Do you remember that I told you that in the corridor of our hospital, one day I saw two people wearing top hats enter your Uncle Xu's ward, but when I told you When I went in, I didn't see those two people, all I saw was your Uncle Xu dying."

Lu Xingyue was even more angry, "I said before, then you were caused by too much nervousness. In this world, only humans are the creators. What kind of living dogs pick skins, set up altars to ask for medicine, and little ghosts seduce their souls... Uncle, don't you think it's ridiculous? Are you ignorant?"

"You are the one to be ridiculous!"

When I heard him say that, I was not happy at the time, "My grandma is going to save Uncle Shen, she vomited blood because of Uncle Shen!"

"Ah!"

Lu Xingyue sneered, "Of course I'm ridiculous, if I wasn't ridiculous, I wouldn't be here with you as a golden girl!!"

"Then you can go! No! You will open the door in a while! See if there is a ghost coming in to snatch Uncle Shen's soul away!"

He gritted his teeth and said, "You..."

"how!"

I went up against my chest, just bullying me, and now I’m still talking bad about my grandma behind my back, what’s ridiculous, what’s ignorant, bah!How kind to treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs!

"enough!"

Uncle Shen trembled all over, his face was painful, he looked at Lu Xingyue, opened his mouth, and actually spoke a string of English, yes, foreign language, I can't understand at all, but judging by the tone and expression, it should be a very solemn sentence.

Lu Xingyue gritted her teeth and nodded after listening, "I know, this is your choice, I care about you very much, so I respect you, and I also respect her grandma..."

His eyes slowly moved to my face, his teeth seemed to be ground, "folk, tradition, culture."

I still looked at his knife-like eyes with my neck stuck. In fact, I didn't know what I was dissatisfied with. He said respect, didn't he, but the attitude... Does this attitude look like respect!

After a few seconds of confrontation, there was a light 'click', and a cockroach landed on his head in a reasonable manner. I was stunned for a moment, only to see Lu Xingyue touch it by himself, and when he got it in his hand, he broke his power immediately, " what!!"

I burst out laughing, looking at his panicked eyes, I didn't hesitate to laugh at myself, "You are also afraid of cockroaches!"

As I said that, I squatted down on the ground and picked up the beard of the cockroach that he had slapped, and looked at his face that was so awesome a few seconds ago, "Oh, I said, why don't you sit on the kang , so you are afraid of cockroaches..."

Lu Xingyue took a slight step back, "Throw this thing out."

No.

I will not.

Xiao Mian, I'm losing my temper, and I'm bullshitting with you, so I know what you're afraid of.

I lazily picked up the cockroach and stood up. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that Uncle Shen didn't seem to have any dissatisfaction. I had a solid foundation in my heart, and I cleared my throat, "Hey, look at this cockroach. big."

"Take it!"

Lu Xingyue's face turned pale as she stared at me, "This thing is dirty and disgusting!"

"Is it dirty?"

I raised my eyebrows, "I think it's very cute. I've liked these bugs since I was a child. Do you know that my family has a good climate, so the bugs grow very big. Look at this cockroach, it must have your finger Its head has grown, hey, you touch it, you touch its feet, and it’s still moving around desperately, look, look..."

"Hey!"

Lu Xingyue was about to collapse, he retreated to the side of the kang, took a deep breath and forced himself to look at me, "Young girl, let me tell you, you'd better not mess with me, I was still thinking about treating you as my younger sister at noon But if you dare to play with fire with me, then don’t blame me for being rude in the future.”

Yo, if I can believe it, he can still treat me as a younger sister?

But I'm really not afraid anymore, I smiled and looked at Uncle Shen, "Uncle Shen, you said you wouldn't be angry if I threw this cockroach on Brother Lu, right?"

Uncle Shen smiled instead of anger at my actions, and gently raised the corner of his mouth, "It's better not to make trouble, he is really afraid."

I nodded, with a look of understanding, "Well, I heard from my grandma that it's called a weakness. Everyone has a weakness. This cockroach is Brother Lu's weakness."

Saying that, I took a deep breath and glared at the person surnamed Lu, "In the future, if you dare to bully me again, I'll put this cockroach in your ass...hey!!"

Before he finished speaking, the pale-faced Lu Yulang strode over and squeezed my cockroach to death. I was startled, watching the cockroach-exploded liquid flow out from between his fingers, and my lips moved dully. Twice, "Is it disgusting..."

Lu Xingyue's whole body was stiff, but she couldn't control the force she was holding on to the cockroach, "What I want to tell you is that there is nothing that can become my weakness."

After finishing speaking, he vigorously threw the unrecognizable cockroach on the ground in front of me, and ran to the washbasin in a few steps, washing his hands over and over again.

He really frightened me like this, I stared at him blankly, this person, do you need to be so ruthless, if you are not afraid, then don’t be afraid, why are you pinching him to death...

Uncle Shen seemed to be very worried about his state, "Hey, Little Sibao didn't do it on purpose, she just..."

'Clang...clang...clang...'

The clock on the desk started shaking to tell the time, and I immediately realized, "It's eight o'clock!"

As soon as the words fell, grandma's high-pitched and sharp voice came out of the window, "Baishan Xue Fengnian knows that Mr. Hu is benevolent and charitable, and solves disasters and disasters. Hereby, the golden rooster will lead the way. Three cups of thin wine, borrowing the imperial yellow mandarin jacket, ride the clouds to see you Fang Gaoxian, seek the golden elixir to keep people safe!!"

(End of this chapter)