Chef Mad Queen

Chapter 933

The little prince said again: "It's not bragging, I will go to the latrine as soon as I am born!"

Feng Qian looked at him from top to bottom: "Crawl?"

The little prince shook his head: "Who can crawl right after birth?"

Feng Qian: "Then how?"

The little prince spread out his little hands: "The bed will be used as a hut!"

Feng Qian: "Hey, this is called bedwetting!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

The little prince scratched his head, and said again: "I will run away in three months."

Feng Qian: "Then you must be a freak!"

The little prince pointed at her with his little finger: "That was also born by you!"

Feng Qian blushed: "I just found out that I am so capable of giving birth! Then tell me, how did you run away?"

The little prince: "Because the father and the king don't let the queen mother get close to me, I had to run away from the Longevity Palace, Taiji Palace and East Palace."

Feng Qian suddenly realized: "Just run like this!"

Everyone finds it more and more interesting.

The little prince said again: "If you talk about bragging, no one can compare with me."

Feng Qian shook her head: "I don't believe it, do you dare to compete here?"

The little prince looked around: "Blowing here? No problem!"

Feng Qian: "If you have a big appetite, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!"

The little prince: "I can eat ten catties of dumplings for a meal!"

Everyone looked at his belly suspiciously.

Feng Qian: "I can eat a pot of rice!"

The little prince: "I can eat a pot!"

Everyone booed.

Feng Qian: "I am taller than a tree!"

The little prince: "I am taller than the building!"

Feng Qian: "My head is against the sky, my feet are on the ground, and I can grasp the sun, moon and stars with my outstretched hands!"

The little prince: "My upper lip is facing the sky, and my lower lip is staring at the ground!"

Feng Qian: "What about your face?"

The little prince raised his chin: "The braggarts are shameless!"

Feng Qian: "Woo--"

Everyone leaned forward and back with laughter.

Next, the mother and son talked about two consecutive cross talks, which made everyone slap the table and beat their chests and feet, almost laughing from ear to ear.

Until the end of the performance, the whole hall continued to laugh.

"Hahaha, it's so fun!" Xuanyuan Chen blushed with a smile, "I didn't expect Mrs. Wang and Xiao Ye'er to tell such a funny joke so seriously, it's so funny!"

Princess Muyun was more cryptic, covering her mouth and giggling.

"I'm so laughing!" Feng Qingyu beat the gong vigorously, "Master said just now that they are going to perform, and they only rehearsed for less than half an hour, and I sweated for them. I didn't expect it to be so exciting. ! Hahaha, I am so amusing!"

"Interesting, really interesting! This is the first time His Highness has heard such an interesting program. As expected of a little wild cat, he can always surprise His Highness!" Prince Sedum said happily.

Hua Mengying smiled without saying a word, Su Niannian looked at Prince Sedum who was smiling happily, but she couldn't be happy at all, she couldn't figure out why such a hurtful joke was so funny, what are you doing? Everyone laughing like crazy?

Sikong Shengjie looked at Feng Qian with smiling eyes, and the corners of his lips raised unconsciously.

Jun Qinghong smiled lightly and shook his head, his dark eyes were full of helplessness and pampering.

Bu Jingyue held her belly and slapped the table with a smile: "Nice, Qianmei is so awesome! If Xuanyuan Che heard that his wife and children like to brag so much, how would he react? Hahaha..."

Gu Aoshuang laughed softly: "My son comes from a bragging family, and my wife's ancestors are professional bragging. It seems that Xuanyuan Che is the most powerful. Not only did he marry a bragging wife, but he also gave birth to a bragging son!"

Hearing this, Bu Jingyue seemed to have been hit on the point of laughing, and couldn't stop anymore: "Hahaha, Xiaotian, your joke is so funny, hahahaha..."

Mu Qingxiao silently looked at the dazzling Feng Qian on the stage, his eyes were full of smiles.

At this time, Feng Qian on the stage gave the little prince a wink, the little prince understood, immediately picked up a copper plate, and walked towards the audience.

As he walked, he said: "Uncles, aunts and aunts, Ye'er and the queen mother have just made a fool of themselves. Please donate to those who have money, and borrow money to reward those who have no money. Ye'er is here to thank you for your kindness!"

Yes, if you dare to invite us to perform, you will be paid!

Prince Sedum waved to the little prince: "Come here, Your Highness will reward you a lot!"

Then he handed over a piece of silver from his sleeve, and was about to put it into the little prince's copper plate, but the little prince took the copper plate back and said, "Sorry, we don't accept silver!"

Too little?
Prince Sedum immediately understood, and took out a stack of thick banknotes from his pocket, but the little prince took the copper plate back: "We don't accept cashiers either!"

Prince Sedum was puzzled: "Then what do you charge?"

The little prince said seriously: "We only accept gold!"

Prince Jingtian was taken aback for a moment: "But His Highness doesn't have any gold on him."

The little prince gave him a contemptuous look, and walked towards the others.

Prince Sedum was dumbfounded, he was despised by a child?
Jun Qinghong waved to the little prince: "Ye'er, come here! Uncle has gold here!"

Hearing the words, the little prince was overjoyed, and immediately ran over, not forgetting to call sweetly: "Thank you uncle!"

Prince Jingtian glanced at Jun Qinghong wonderingly, if he has gold, he is uncle, but if he doesn't have gold, is he contemptuous?
Children, do you want to be so realistic?
Isn't it gold?My Highness still has a large stack of silver notes, and I will exchange them for gold tomorrow!

After taking the gold from Jun Qinghong, the little prince ran to the Poison Immortal Martial Uncle again: "Uncle, Uncle, Xiao Jinzi has run out of gold, can you give a little to Xiao Jinzi? Xiao Jinzi is hungry, It's pathetic!"

Seeing this, Hua Mengying couldn't resist his pitiful pleading expression, and immediately contributed all the remaining gold on her body: "Take it!"

"Thank you uncle!" A bright smile filled his small face.

Immediately afterwards, the little prince begged for rewards from everyone one by one, and after a round of begging, there was a plate full of gold. He joyfully took a mountain of gold and went to ask Feng Qian for credit.

"Mother, mother, look, I have so much gold!"

Feng Qian looked at the piles of gold, her eyes sparkled: "He is really rich!"

Maybe in the future when their mother and son really have no money, they can still make a living by talking about cross talk and performing arts.

Well, it's a great way to earn a living!

Sikong Shengjie walked up to her side, and said with a smile: "After a long time of arguing, it turns out that you are asking for gold. If you said it earlier, I would go to the bank and exchange all the silver bills for gold. That’s all you guys are, why bother to perform like this to please everyone?”

"That's different!" Feng Qian said happily, "There is still a huge difference between asking for money based on sex and asking for money based on art!"

Sikong Shengjie smiled dotingly, raised his hand subconsciously, and flicked on her forehead: "You have more ideas!"

Feng Qian rubbed her forehead and said with a sneer: "Don't worry, the gold that everyone gave today will be returned to everyone when I make a lot of money in the future! I will borrow it temporarily today to solve the immediate urgent need."

(End of this chapter)