Yin marriage lingers
Chapter 102 I have one set of pretending to be crazy
Chapter 102 I have a way of pretending to be crazy
"Little brother, are you really good?" the rotting corpse's father questioned. After all, he thought it was one thing for Yin Qi to speak out of the ordinary, but Yin Qi is in such a mess now, and he looks only in his twenties. It makes people feel unreliable.
"Of course I can do it. Although I am a casual cultivator of Taoism and have not formally stepped into the Taoist sect, my Taoism is one of the best." Mentioning his own Taoism, Yin Qi showed extraordinary splendor.
Just blow it!No matter how powerful you are, you have to be humble!I couldn't stand it anymore, and while they were talking and didn't pay much attention to me, I turned around secretly and prepared to run away.
But a goddamn sharp-eyed man noticed it and yelled, "Little brother, your stupid wife is leaving!"
Well!I was drunk and thought I was a fool. I did this on purpose for fear of being recognized, but how could I be regarded as Yin Qi's wife?
Fortunately, Jin Suxuan is now hiding on the chessboard and concentrating on recovering from his injuries. Maybe he doesn't know what's going on outside, or he must be drowned in vinegar?Just thinking this way, the box containing the chessboard vibrated violently.
Before entering, Jin Suxuan handed over the chessboard to me. I thought he didn't know the outside world after he entered!I put the chessboard in the small backpack that I carried behind my back all the time, and I felt the vibration. I hurriedly pushed my hand up, don't add another one to add to the chaos!
"Everyone misunderstood, she is not my wife, yes, uh!" Seeing that the villagers misunderstood my relationship with him, Yin Qi hurriedly explained.
I was afraid that he would let me out, so I ran to him, secretly grabbed his arm with one hand, and put my index finger in my mouth with the other, imitating the grievance of the little female ghost: "Fatty, I want to eat meat." ,Hungry!"
Fuck!The little female ghost holding her finger is cute and cute, me!Become a fool, eat meat?I don't know why I said this, it seems that Xiao Huangwen has read too much.
When I did this, Yin Qi took a few steps back in fright, took out a piece of blue talisman paper, smeared it with saliva, waved it in front of me a few times, and shouted loudly: "Forbid evil!" !Exorcism! Leave quickly!"
sky!The broken acid jar actually thought I was bewitched?Is there a mistake?Seeing that his talisman paper was about to be pasted on my head, I hurried away a few steps, it was so disgusting!That's his saliva!
I ran so hastily, I ran behind a villager without paying attention.In the end, Yin Qi, the idiot, chased after him, and the talisman paper was pasted on the forehead of the villager.
The villager's eyes were cloudy and lifeless, but when Yin Qi's talisman was pasted on him, he seemed to be shocked!His eyes suddenly lit up.
"Master! You are amazing. I used to feel dizzy and dizzy, and everything was a bit blurry. When I was stuck with your talisman, my whole body seemed to be reborn. Thank you, Master!" The villager couldn't even bear the talisman paper Take it down, and shouted excitedly, which immediately attracted other people's amazed comments.
It turned out that this villager had the most dead chickens. He was reluctant to throw away the chicken carcasses, so he used them to cook and eat them. As a result, he had nightmares all night and his spirit was not good.
In fact, Yin Qi had noticed the state of this villager just now, but he was so disturbed by me that he didn't have time to ask.
Although I didn't notice any signs of being possessed by evil spirits, I suddenly became "stupid", which made him puzzled, thinking that the evil spirit was too powerful, so he didn't see it, but stuck the talisman paper on it by accident. This villager's head.
It is because of this villager's reaction that everyone believes that Yin Qi is really capable!And my dodging was considered stupid!
Therefore, the villagers invited Yin Qi to go to the village to catch the demon, and Yin Qi happily agreed.
"You have to meddle in your own business, that's your business, don't drag me into the water!" I whispered to Yin Qi, and after I finished speaking, I ran away.
That dilapidated village is my nightmare!The ghost wanted to go, but the villagers thought I had a close relationship with Yin Qi, so they all chased after me.
They are all old men who are used to rough work, how can I escape?After a while, he was surrounded by them.
"My lady, go! Maybe there will be something to gain." At this time, Jin Suxuan's voice reached my ears.
"Harvest? What will be the harvest?" I muttered in my heart.
"I can feel the Jinhua cat demon's memory vibrating? The Red Gate Inn may be nearby. Maybe the monster they are talking about should be a monster who lived in seclusion in the Red Gate Inn and escaped secretly. , the strength is not high and will not run too far away from the residence."
Jin Suxuan said, he told me before that no matter how unstable the Red Gate Inn is, it will not move too far, and the Yaozu is nearby.The Yaozu cultivated by absorbing the endless cold air from the Red Gate Inn, and generally they would not stay too far away from the Red Gate Inn.
Moreover, it is because of the floating of the Red Gate Inn that the Jinhua cat demon memory zhenyuan, which is not controlled by the soul, cannot correctly lock the correct location of the Red Gate Inn.
Hearing Jin Suxuan's words, I stopped running, but kept giggling at the villagers.
"Silly girl, don't run away anymore, your brother will be worried." Since Yin Qi said that I was not his wife, these villagers thought I was his sister.
a bunch of idiots!Don't even listen to Yin Qi calling me Miss Ji, who would call his younger sister Miss Ji?Unless that person is out of his mind!
Call me silly girl?It made my head full of black lines!I never thought that one day I would be called that.
"Miss Ji, don't run away, it's dangerous for you to be alone, and that evil spirit is hiding again." Yin Qi did not let me run out of good intentions.
"Yeah, I'm hungry." Unexpectedly, I also have a way of pretending to be crazy.
The corner of Yin Qi's mouth twitched, and he realized that I did it on purpose, but he really couldn't figure out why I had to pretend to be stupid!But he still suffocated and didn't ask.
The villagers took us to the village. There are indeed several roads leading to the village. No wonder I didn't think of it at first.
As soon as they entered the village, they didn't ask Yin Qi to catch the demon immediately, but planned to arrange a table of wine and food for us. Who made me cry and be hungry before!
Can!He actually arranged us to be at the house of the rotten corpse father, so easy to remember!Am I going to keep my face covered in dirt?I believe that I was sold without makeup. If I washed off the dirt on my face, maybe they would recognize me. Is it swollen?
"Silly girl, wash off the mud on your face, it's good to eat!" The carrion's mother was too enthusiastic, and personally twisted a towel to wipe off the mud for me, probably because I was 'stupid', I thought I couldn't even take care of myself.
"No, don't!" I pretended to be scared on purpose, avoiding her approach, I can't wipe it!Wipe it, and the trouble will be big.
"Don't be afraid, be good! Auntie will wipe it for you." The corpse's mother tried her best to pull out the most kind smile, but it looked a little creepy in my eyes.
(End of this chapter)
"Little brother, are you really good?" the rotting corpse's father questioned. After all, he thought it was one thing for Yin Qi to speak out of the ordinary, but Yin Qi is in such a mess now, and he looks only in his twenties. It makes people feel unreliable.
"Of course I can do it. Although I am a casual cultivator of Taoism and have not formally stepped into the Taoist sect, my Taoism is one of the best." Mentioning his own Taoism, Yin Qi showed extraordinary splendor.
Just blow it!No matter how powerful you are, you have to be humble!I couldn't stand it anymore, and while they were talking and didn't pay much attention to me, I turned around secretly and prepared to run away.
But a goddamn sharp-eyed man noticed it and yelled, "Little brother, your stupid wife is leaving!"
Well!I was drunk and thought I was a fool. I did this on purpose for fear of being recognized, but how could I be regarded as Yin Qi's wife?
Fortunately, Jin Suxuan is now hiding on the chessboard and concentrating on recovering from his injuries. Maybe he doesn't know what's going on outside, or he must be drowned in vinegar?Just thinking this way, the box containing the chessboard vibrated violently.
Before entering, Jin Suxuan handed over the chessboard to me. I thought he didn't know the outside world after he entered!I put the chessboard in the small backpack that I carried behind my back all the time, and I felt the vibration. I hurriedly pushed my hand up, don't add another one to add to the chaos!
"Everyone misunderstood, she is not my wife, yes, uh!" Seeing that the villagers misunderstood my relationship with him, Yin Qi hurriedly explained.
I was afraid that he would let me out, so I ran to him, secretly grabbed his arm with one hand, and put my index finger in my mouth with the other, imitating the grievance of the little female ghost: "Fatty, I want to eat meat." ,Hungry!"
Fuck!The little female ghost holding her finger is cute and cute, me!Become a fool, eat meat?I don't know why I said this, it seems that Xiao Huangwen has read too much.
When I did this, Yin Qi took a few steps back in fright, took out a piece of blue talisman paper, smeared it with saliva, waved it in front of me a few times, and shouted loudly: "Forbid evil!" !Exorcism! Leave quickly!"
sky!The broken acid jar actually thought I was bewitched?Is there a mistake?Seeing that his talisman paper was about to be pasted on my head, I hurried away a few steps, it was so disgusting!That's his saliva!
I ran so hastily, I ran behind a villager without paying attention.In the end, Yin Qi, the idiot, chased after him, and the talisman paper was pasted on the forehead of the villager.
The villager's eyes were cloudy and lifeless, but when Yin Qi's talisman was pasted on him, he seemed to be shocked!His eyes suddenly lit up.
"Master! You are amazing. I used to feel dizzy and dizzy, and everything was a bit blurry. When I was stuck with your talisman, my whole body seemed to be reborn. Thank you, Master!" The villager couldn't even bear the talisman paper Take it down, and shouted excitedly, which immediately attracted other people's amazed comments.
It turned out that this villager had the most dead chickens. He was reluctant to throw away the chicken carcasses, so he used them to cook and eat them. As a result, he had nightmares all night and his spirit was not good.
In fact, Yin Qi had noticed the state of this villager just now, but he was so disturbed by me that he didn't have time to ask.
Although I didn't notice any signs of being possessed by evil spirits, I suddenly became "stupid", which made him puzzled, thinking that the evil spirit was too powerful, so he didn't see it, but stuck the talisman paper on it by accident. This villager's head.
It is because of this villager's reaction that everyone believes that Yin Qi is really capable!And my dodging was considered stupid!
Therefore, the villagers invited Yin Qi to go to the village to catch the demon, and Yin Qi happily agreed.
"You have to meddle in your own business, that's your business, don't drag me into the water!" I whispered to Yin Qi, and after I finished speaking, I ran away.
That dilapidated village is my nightmare!The ghost wanted to go, but the villagers thought I had a close relationship with Yin Qi, so they all chased after me.
They are all old men who are used to rough work, how can I escape?After a while, he was surrounded by them.
"My lady, go! Maybe there will be something to gain." At this time, Jin Suxuan's voice reached my ears.
"Harvest? What will be the harvest?" I muttered in my heart.
"I can feel the Jinhua cat demon's memory vibrating? The Red Gate Inn may be nearby. Maybe the monster they are talking about should be a monster who lived in seclusion in the Red Gate Inn and escaped secretly. , the strength is not high and will not run too far away from the residence."
Jin Suxuan said, he told me before that no matter how unstable the Red Gate Inn is, it will not move too far, and the Yaozu is nearby.The Yaozu cultivated by absorbing the endless cold air from the Red Gate Inn, and generally they would not stay too far away from the Red Gate Inn.
Moreover, it is because of the floating of the Red Gate Inn that the Jinhua cat demon memory zhenyuan, which is not controlled by the soul, cannot correctly lock the correct location of the Red Gate Inn.
Hearing Jin Suxuan's words, I stopped running, but kept giggling at the villagers.
"Silly girl, don't run away anymore, your brother will be worried." Since Yin Qi said that I was not his wife, these villagers thought I was his sister.
a bunch of idiots!Don't even listen to Yin Qi calling me Miss Ji, who would call his younger sister Miss Ji?Unless that person is out of his mind!
Call me silly girl?It made my head full of black lines!I never thought that one day I would be called that.
"Miss Ji, don't run away, it's dangerous for you to be alone, and that evil spirit is hiding again." Yin Qi did not let me run out of good intentions.
"Yeah, I'm hungry." Unexpectedly, I also have a way of pretending to be crazy.
The corner of Yin Qi's mouth twitched, and he realized that I did it on purpose, but he really couldn't figure out why I had to pretend to be stupid!But he still suffocated and didn't ask.
The villagers took us to the village. There are indeed several roads leading to the village. No wonder I didn't think of it at first.
As soon as they entered the village, they didn't ask Yin Qi to catch the demon immediately, but planned to arrange a table of wine and food for us. Who made me cry and be hungry before!
Can!He actually arranged us to be at the house of the rotten corpse father, so easy to remember!Am I going to keep my face covered in dirt?I believe that I was sold without makeup. If I washed off the dirt on my face, maybe they would recognize me. Is it swollen?
"Silly girl, wash off the mud on your face, it's good to eat!" The carrion's mother was too enthusiastic, and personally twisted a towel to wipe off the mud for me, probably because I was 'stupid', I thought I couldn't even take care of myself.
"No, don't!" I pretended to be scared on purpose, avoiding her approach, I can't wipe it!Wipe it, and the trouble will be big.
"Don't be afraid, be good! Auntie will wipe it for you." The corpse's mother tried her best to pull out the most kind smile, but it looked a little creepy in my eyes.
(End of this chapter)
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