Yin marriage lingers
Chapter 62 Burned into a Roast Suckling Pig
Chapter 62 Burned into a Roast Suckling Pig
I turned around and looked back, the first thing I saw was a big butt, the sword was stuck in the place of the chrysanthemum, and the whole butt was stained red with blood.
Who is this?It seemed that he was frightened by the situation in front of him and was about to run away, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he had no choice but to crawl.
"I, I, didn't come here on purpose." The man turned around slowly, weeping bitterly, and said pitifully.
I rely on!Isn't this the drunk guy we met that night?How come here?Last time I was unlucky enough to get my butt pierced by shards of glass, and now I was stabbed in a chrysanthemum by a sword. This must have been bad luck for eight lifetimes, and why did I come here when I had nothing to do? Is this specially for giving chrysanthemums? ?
"Damn it!" Seeing that the sword couldn't kill me, but stuck in the chrysanthemum of a wretched man, Yao Dao was furious.
The Yao Dao clearly knew that I was a human being, and wanted to put me to death. This vicious approach made Jin Suxuan even more angry.
Yaodao lost his magic weapon, so he had to bite his index finger and draw it quickly in his palm, shouting: Ghost Eater Palm Thunder!
As his shout fell, a loud noise rumbled across the sky, damn it!It really attracted thunder, and I held my breath, watching Jin Suxuan's figure flicker, and jumped away.
As soon as Jin Suxuan jumped away, a big black pit appeared where he was standing, and I felt scared again for a while!It's too thrilling!Only then did I realize that I had underestimated the Yaodao before.
Seeing that Jin Suxuan couldn't be struck by lightning, Yaodao borrowed the law. Although his magic weapon was destroyed by me, he also had a self-defense Taoist talisman on his body.
But Jin Suxuan is not a vegetarian, he didn't give the Yaodao time to excuse him, so he went straight up, his hand turned into a huge ghost claw, and grabbed the Yaodao fiercely.
Yao Dao didn't dare to take it head-on, so he could only dodge left and right, but the Taoist robe on his body was grabbed into rags and hung on his body one by one, revealing his fat white body covered with bloody claw marks.
"Mo Tan Tuo Qi Pi Nie Emperor Tuo Ta Luo Zha cowardly Nan Hu Tan..." Yaodao chanted a mantra quickly, and at the same time threw a more complicated yellow talisman on Jin Suxuan.
Jin Suxuan's complexion changed slightly, and he said coldly: "Suzaku Talisman, it really is a demon way, apart from Taoism, it even knows yin and yang skills!"
"My brother is not a Taoist priest, he knows everything, not to mention magic, yin and yang, tricks..." the wretched man endured the severe pain of the chrysanthemum and roared triumphantly and proudly.
"Shut up!" Yaodao was overthrown, and was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.
I was taken aback when I heard that, this monster is actually a fake Taoist priest?To cheat money?It just so happens that he is capable, I am speechless, today I ran into a fake policeman, but also a hypocritical Taoist priest who knows all kinds of hodgepodge techniques, so let me just say it!How to get a mahogany sword with a real sword.
Luo Hao, a scumbag, finds all fakes!However, what surprised me at the same time was that this wretched man actually called Brother Yaodao, so he was an accomplice, that's good!I took advantage of his chrysanthemum pain, hehe...
But at this time, there was another loud noise, and I looked at it again, dumbfounded!A big fire ignited in mid-air, hey!Where did Jin Suxuan and Yaodao go?Don't scare me!
I looked around anxiously, worried to death, from Jin Suxuan's expression just now, I could see that this Vermillion Bird Talisman should be quite powerful, and he must not have any accidents.
Just when I was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, after the flames dissipated, a naked and pitch-black man was lying on the ground, lifeless.
ah!Isn't this the demon way?How did it become a roast suckling pig?Where did Jin Suxuan go? Just as I thought about it, his figure appeared in mid-air when the flames dissipated. He seemed to be safe and sound, so I was relieved a lot.
But how funny!From what it looked like, it should be Yaodao who wanted to use the Vermillion Bird Talisman to deal with Jin Suxuan, but Jin Suxuan turned back.
Suddenly, Yaodao's body moved, and he slowly got up from the ground, I sweat!Can't burn this girl to death!What is the law of heaven!This kind of scum burns to death one by one.
"Ah! My hair burn is gone!" Yaodao's first reaction when he got up from the ground was to look at his crotch, and then he let out a horrific scream.
It turned out that it was from him... it was burnt out, and it was completely bald!Hahaha... I laughed so hard!This time a bald bird fake Taoist priest is freshly released!
Jin Suxuan also laughed so that the corners of his lips twitched. He also knew the principle of taking advantage of his illness to kill him, so he approached Yaodao again.
"I won't let you off! I will come back again!" After Yaodao finished speaking, his feet seemed to be equipped with hot wheels, and he jumped a long way.
Then he didn't know what to throw on the ground, and a deep hole exploded on the ground, and he jumped down without hesitation.
"Jin Suxuan, is he going to commit suicide?" Suicide is also so laborious, smashing into a hole and jumping into a hole!How stupid!
Jin Suxuan was very angry because he was run away by the demon way. He said: "I never thought that this demon way can get the yin and yang order of the underworld. You don't have to do tricks to get through the underworld."
Does he mean that the Yaodao hid in the underworld?I, I really don't know what to say?You can't let Jin Suxuan leave me here, he goes to the underworld to chase the demon, or takes me to the underworld, right?I don't want to die too early!
"That, of course, the yin-yang order is my senior brother who spent a lot of money to follow the yin..." The wretched man seemed to forget his current situation, and even said loudly triumphantly, what an idiot!Have you forgotten that he still has a sword stuck in his ass?
No, before he said a single word, I stepped forward, grabbed the hilt of the sword, and pulled the sword out of his ass with all my might, and by the way, put a foot on his ass, which made him cry for his father and mother in pain. !
"My lady, this demon way is not simple, and it also has connections with the lower levels." Although Jin Suxuan said so, his face was not necessarily serious.
"I'm hurting to death!" The wretched man wailed and screamed, as if he was afraid that he would not attract our attention.
I'm surprised, this wretched big guy and Yao Dao are brothers, why does he look so useless?It seems like nothing will happen.
"Just tell me the origin of that monster, and I'll let you go!" I pointed the sword at the tip of his nose, almost peeing his pants in fright.
"Don't, don't kill me! Please, auntie, don't kill me to silence me! I said, I will tell the truth." The wretched man screamed in shock, trembling with these words.
moron!It's really a dog's mouth that can't spit out ivory, but actually calls me aunt?Aunt?I laughed angrily, I can meet any weird character.
"Surely you are not some kind of senior brother, a deceptive cover?" Jin Suxuan was straightforward, raised his hand to touch the wretched man, and hung him in mid-air.
(End of this chapter)
I turned around and looked back, the first thing I saw was a big butt, the sword was stuck in the place of the chrysanthemum, and the whole butt was stained red with blood.
Who is this?It seemed that he was frightened by the situation in front of him and was about to run away, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he had no choice but to crawl.
"I, I, didn't come here on purpose." The man turned around slowly, weeping bitterly, and said pitifully.
I rely on!Isn't this the drunk guy we met that night?How come here?Last time I was unlucky enough to get my butt pierced by shards of glass, and now I was stabbed in a chrysanthemum by a sword. This must have been bad luck for eight lifetimes, and why did I come here when I had nothing to do? Is this specially for giving chrysanthemums? ?
"Damn it!" Seeing that the sword couldn't kill me, but stuck in the chrysanthemum of a wretched man, Yao Dao was furious.
The Yao Dao clearly knew that I was a human being, and wanted to put me to death. This vicious approach made Jin Suxuan even more angry.
Yaodao lost his magic weapon, so he had to bite his index finger and draw it quickly in his palm, shouting: Ghost Eater Palm Thunder!
As his shout fell, a loud noise rumbled across the sky, damn it!It really attracted thunder, and I held my breath, watching Jin Suxuan's figure flicker, and jumped away.
As soon as Jin Suxuan jumped away, a big black pit appeared where he was standing, and I felt scared again for a while!It's too thrilling!Only then did I realize that I had underestimated the Yaodao before.
Seeing that Jin Suxuan couldn't be struck by lightning, Yaodao borrowed the law. Although his magic weapon was destroyed by me, he also had a self-defense Taoist talisman on his body.
But Jin Suxuan is not a vegetarian, he didn't give the Yaodao time to excuse him, so he went straight up, his hand turned into a huge ghost claw, and grabbed the Yaodao fiercely.
Yao Dao didn't dare to take it head-on, so he could only dodge left and right, but the Taoist robe on his body was grabbed into rags and hung on his body one by one, revealing his fat white body covered with bloody claw marks.
"Mo Tan Tuo Qi Pi Nie Emperor Tuo Ta Luo Zha cowardly Nan Hu Tan..." Yaodao chanted a mantra quickly, and at the same time threw a more complicated yellow talisman on Jin Suxuan.
Jin Suxuan's complexion changed slightly, and he said coldly: "Suzaku Talisman, it really is a demon way, apart from Taoism, it even knows yin and yang skills!"
"My brother is not a Taoist priest, he knows everything, not to mention magic, yin and yang, tricks..." the wretched man endured the severe pain of the chrysanthemum and roared triumphantly and proudly.
"Shut up!" Yaodao was overthrown, and was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.
I was taken aback when I heard that, this monster is actually a fake Taoist priest?To cheat money?It just so happens that he is capable, I am speechless, today I ran into a fake policeman, but also a hypocritical Taoist priest who knows all kinds of hodgepodge techniques, so let me just say it!How to get a mahogany sword with a real sword.
Luo Hao, a scumbag, finds all fakes!However, what surprised me at the same time was that this wretched man actually called Brother Yaodao, so he was an accomplice, that's good!I took advantage of his chrysanthemum pain, hehe...
But at this time, there was another loud noise, and I looked at it again, dumbfounded!A big fire ignited in mid-air, hey!Where did Jin Suxuan and Yaodao go?Don't scare me!
I looked around anxiously, worried to death, from Jin Suxuan's expression just now, I could see that this Vermillion Bird Talisman should be quite powerful, and he must not have any accidents.
Just when I was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, after the flames dissipated, a naked and pitch-black man was lying on the ground, lifeless.
ah!Isn't this the demon way?How did it become a roast suckling pig?Where did Jin Suxuan go? Just as I thought about it, his figure appeared in mid-air when the flames dissipated. He seemed to be safe and sound, so I was relieved a lot.
But how funny!From what it looked like, it should be Yaodao who wanted to use the Vermillion Bird Talisman to deal with Jin Suxuan, but Jin Suxuan turned back.
Suddenly, Yaodao's body moved, and he slowly got up from the ground, I sweat!Can't burn this girl to death!What is the law of heaven!This kind of scum burns to death one by one.
"Ah! My hair burn is gone!" Yaodao's first reaction when he got up from the ground was to look at his crotch, and then he let out a horrific scream.
It turned out that it was from him... it was burnt out, and it was completely bald!Hahaha... I laughed so hard!This time a bald bird fake Taoist priest is freshly released!
Jin Suxuan also laughed so that the corners of his lips twitched. He also knew the principle of taking advantage of his illness to kill him, so he approached Yaodao again.
"I won't let you off! I will come back again!" After Yaodao finished speaking, his feet seemed to be equipped with hot wheels, and he jumped a long way.
Then he didn't know what to throw on the ground, and a deep hole exploded on the ground, and he jumped down without hesitation.
"Jin Suxuan, is he going to commit suicide?" Suicide is also so laborious, smashing into a hole and jumping into a hole!How stupid!
Jin Suxuan was very angry because he was run away by the demon way. He said: "I never thought that this demon way can get the yin and yang order of the underworld. You don't have to do tricks to get through the underworld."
Does he mean that the Yaodao hid in the underworld?I, I really don't know what to say?You can't let Jin Suxuan leave me here, he goes to the underworld to chase the demon, or takes me to the underworld, right?I don't want to die too early!
"That, of course, the yin-yang order is my senior brother who spent a lot of money to follow the yin..." The wretched man seemed to forget his current situation, and even said loudly triumphantly, what an idiot!Have you forgotten that he still has a sword stuck in his ass?
No, before he said a single word, I stepped forward, grabbed the hilt of the sword, and pulled the sword out of his ass with all my might, and by the way, put a foot on his ass, which made him cry for his father and mother in pain. !
"My lady, this demon way is not simple, and it also has connections with the lower levels." Although Jin Suxuan said so, his face was not necessarily serious.
"I'm hurting to death!" The wretched man wailed and screamed, as if he was afraid that he would not attract our attention.
I'm surprised, this wretched big guy and Yao Dao are brothers, why does he look so useless?It seems like nothing will happen.
"Just tell me the origin of that monster, and I'll let you go!" I pointed the sword at the tip of his nose, almost peeing his pants in fright.
"Don't, don't kill me! Please, auntie, don't kill me to silence me! I said, I will tell the truth." The wretched man screamed in shock, trembling with these words.
moron!It's really a dog's mouth that can't spit out ivory, but actually calls me aunt?Aunt?I laughed angrily, I can meet any weird character.
"Surely you are not some kind of senior brother, a deceptive cover?" Jin Suxuan was straightforward, raised his hand to touch the wretched man, and hung him in mid-air.
(End of this chapter)
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