Yin marriage lingers
Chapter 90
Chapter 90
"My lady, they are all wrong!" After Jin Suxuan finished speaking, he caught up with one of the young men and grabbed him. His strength was so great that even if the other party struggled desperately, it was useless.
nonsense!Even a fool can see that something is wrong with these people, and it's funny to see him dragging this unlucky slow sprinter to me like a dead dog.
"Tell me! Why are you secretly taking pictures of me?" I snatched the phone from the unlucky guy, opened it, and there were many photos of me and Jin Suxuan, some of which were all photos of me alone.
"No, I, we took this photo because we saw that you are beautiful." The unlucky guy shook his head like a rattle drum, but his reaction was quite quick, and he immediately thought of perfunctory words.
"Beautiful!" I slapped the unlucky guy hard on the head, making him scream.
Want to fool me, no way!I know what I look like best, not to mention being with Jin Suxuan, who is extremely beautiful, even if there are ten of them, I can't take the slightest bit of his limelight.
There are people around who are poking around, all of them seem to be very gossip, looking like they want to join in the fun but have some scruples.
God!Why is this so?I feel like an animal being surrounded by people in a park, talking in a low voice, talking about something, I seem to hear it like scolding me?
"Speak or not? If you don't tell the truth, I'll strangle you to death." Jin Suxuan's face darkened, probably with his hearing ability, he could hear what those people were talking about clearly.
"There are so many people present, how dare you strangle me to death? Ah, ah, ah, let go, I said, I said..." The unlucky guy originally thought that Jin Suxuan was just scaring him, so he was not afraid, but Jin Suxuan strangled him As soon as he put more effort into his neck, it hurt so much that he cried for his father and mother.
"Speak!" Jin Suxuan relaxed when he heard that the unlucky man was willing to speak.
"Yes, there are rumors in various online forums that a woman named Ji Xiaoxiao planted her husband and her best friend in order to divorce her husband. Someone posted a reward to find her whereabouts. I, we found this This beautiful woman looks a bit, a bit like the woman on the Internet, so I took a picture and uploaded it..." The unlucky guy said weakly, a bit reserved, but what he wanted to say was that the girl named Ji on the Internet Xiaoxiao's woman looks exactly like me.
Of course they are exactly the same, I am Ji Xiaoxiao, there is absolutely no way someone has the same name as me, heh!I was actually fleshed out, and I could probably guess what was going on once I heard the content.
Let the unlucky guy log in to one of the forums with his mobile phone, as the unlucky guy said, and use the photos I used to put in the QQ space to block the building.
The content of the post is nothing more than turning right and wrong, scolding me bloody, I became a vicious woman, the host offered a reward for people to provide my whereabouts.
So, as soon as those people saw me, they took pictures of me and posted my photos on the Internet. In short, I became popular!I became an Internet celebrity!
I suddenly understood, it must be that after Luo Hao's death, the Luo family was unwilling to believe that Luo Hao really died with Lian Xiaorong.
Therefore, it was determined that I was responsible, and I believe that Luo Hao must have told his father about the relationship between me and him.
They definitely don't know where I live, and they can't find any trouble if they want to find me, so they post on various forums on the Internet, and even publish my information.
This method is too naive, too bad!But it still pissed me off too much!I really don't want to go on like this anymore, let's stop with Luo Hao's matter!
Anyway, they have no evidence to prove that Luo Hao's death was related to me. On the contrary, I can sue them for violating my privacy and framing me.
"Delete the photo, and get out!" I shouted coldly.
"Okay, okay!" The unlucky guy hurriedly deleted the photo.
"Miss, us?" Jin Suxuan knew that I was in a particularly bad mood right now, so he asked cautiously.
"Go back!" I waved my hand, and I went upstairs first.
As soon as I stepped into the house, my mind was in a mess, and I didn't know what to do?How can I delete the unfavorable posts on the Internet?The speed of Internet transmission is astonishingly fast. I saw that those people posted my photo on the Internet one moment ago, and someone spread my location in the next second.
"My lady, why don't you catch the culprit who spread the rumors?" Jin Suxuan could hear it clearly, knowing that someone was trying to tarnish my reputation.
"Where are you going to catch it? Do you know who it is? What's the use of catching it?" I said angrily.
Jin Suxuan has improved a lot recently, knows a lot of modern terms, and even knows what the Internet is, but he doesn't know how powerful the Internet is, and I don't understand that I'm already 'popular'.
"Caught it, let him clarify that he was spreading rumors indiscriminately, and the person who untied the bell had to be tied." That's what Jin Suxuan thought. Instead of asking me to clarify, it's better to let the black hand behind the scenes jump out and admit that he deliberately smeared me .
But is it possible?I sigh, hey!I'm stupid, isn't there a ghost like Jin Suxuan by my side?Let him control that person's thinking!
However, I don't know which member of the Luo family did it. Apart from an elder brother, Luo Hao also has two younger sisters, a lot of cousins, and they are all very united.
"By the way, we can sit on the sidelines and wait for the rabbit. Since that person has spent a lot of time trying to find out my whereabouts, after today's incident, he will definitely come to the door. It will be up to you then." I thought about it for a while, and after I figured it out, my mood It's also much better.
Now that it's all spread out, I'm not in a hurry, I just have to wait!I don't need to go to the Luo family in person, it will only expand the matter and confirm their words.
"I listen to my wife, I will do whatever my wife says." Jin Suxuan flattered me, but I didn't get a good look from me, so I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.
I ignored him, took the food and went to the kitchen, and he followed me like a follower.
He rushed to help me wash the vegetables, but I remembered that he almost burned the kitchen before, so I didn't dare to let him touch it.
Kick him out of the kitchen, so as not to be an eyesore, I bother to match the dishes myself.I separated the dishes that would cause food poisoning when mixed together, and added ingredients in it, such as senna leaves. The amount was quite large.
When I went to buy senna leaves, I didn't shy away from Jin Suxuan, he didn't know what senna leaves were, so what if he understood?I don't believe he dared to remind Jin Ling.
From time to time, Jin Suxuan poked his head out of the door, which was a little funny, especially when he watched me stir-fry the dishes with a very serious expression, as if he wanted to come over and take a closer look, but didn't dare, even if I thought it was funny, I wouldn't do it in front of him show up.
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After I prepared the meal, I asked Jin Suxuan to call Jin Ling over, but Jin Ling didn't take it seriously, even if she knew I had bad intentions, she would not expose me.
Because she wants to maintain a good image in front of Jin Suxuan, she won't turn against me on the spot, and I politely invite her to dinner, what else can she do?I learned this trick from her, who told her to pretend to turn over a new leaf and try to please Jin Suxuan and me?
"Sister Ji is good at cooking. This dish is full of color, flavor, and taste, and it looks so exciting." Jin Ling pretended to admire, and I clearly caught the flash of disdain in her eyes.
Can you call me sister instead?I bother!who is your sisterAn old monster who is several hundred years old, how dare you call me a [-]-year-old elder sister?It sounds disgusting.
"Jin Ling, sit down! Have a taste of my skills." I didn't act too enthusiastic, but it made her suspicious. Maybe she was already suspicious when I invited her to dinner.
"Sister Ji seems to be a little different today?" Jin Ling smiled naturally, but I was horrified.
Jin Suxuan glanced at me and Jin Ling each, of course he knew that I wanted to punish Jin Ling, but he didn't know how.
He was more interested in the dishes I made. Speaking of which, my cooking skills were not bad, but he actually picked up the chopsticks and put the dishes I added into his mouth.
I didn't even have time to stop it, I'm sweating!I have forgotten that he is a ghost who can eat food from the Yangjian. Didn’t he eat a bowl of beef noodles at the beef restaurant last time?I forgot about it, God!Will he be fine if he eats the dish with extra seasoning?
However, Jin Ling felt that there was absolutely no problem with the dishes that Jin Suxuan dared to eat, so he also moved his chopsticks.One demon and one ghost probably thought it was delicious, so they ate more.
"Delicious! Delicious! My lady's craftsmanship is really good, I like it." Jin Suxuan ate happily and was full of praise.
Jin Ling was a little hesitant at first, but Jin Suxuan didn't miss every dish, so she thought that Jin Suxuan was trying the dishes, so she tried every dish.
"My lady, why don't you eat it yourself? It's delicious." Jin Suxuan picked up a chopstick and put it in my bowl.
I couldn't help swallowing, is this trying to pull me into the water?Maybe he's fine after eating it, but I'm fine!I don't want to harm the demon, until the end, it turns into harming myself.
"That's right, sister Ji, why don't you eat the dishes you cook yourself? Is there something in this dish?" Jin Ling raised his eyebrows and smiled.
"How could there be anything? Some are just some condiments, what are you afraid of? You and Jin Suxuan both ate so much, aren't they still fine?" I deliberately asked back, but she just smiled.
"I don't eat the food you put in! I'm still angry with you, don't talk to me." I pretended that it was because I was angry with Jin Suxuan that I didn't eat the food he put in, and I picked them all out, did I pick another one? Added dishes.
Jin Ling thought that I was still having trouble with Jin Suxuan because of what happened to her a few days ago, but she didn't notice anything unusual.
"My lady, why are you still angry, I..." Jin Suxuan was anxious, thinking that I was really angry with him, but he couldn't understand why he was suddenly angry with him when he was fine just now.
"Shut up! Didn't you ancients always say that you don't talk when you eat or sleep?" I glared at him, and he quickly shut up obediently.
So, the three of us really ate and ate. During the meal, Jin Ling graciously served Jin Suxuan with vegetables and soup.
Oh shit!It's okay to be shameless and turn against customers!I'm waiting, waiting to see your diarrhea!
As a result, after waiting for a long time, there was no movement at all. Could it be that monsters and ghosts are fine after eating them?
"Ah, lady, my stomach hurts so much!" I didn't wait for Jin Ling to have diarrhea, but Jin Suxuan yelled in pain, and ran into the toilet with my stomach full.
me!what happened!A monster with a flesh body is fine after eating it, but a ghost with only a soul body has diarrhea?I can't figure it out?
"Ji Xiaoxiao, I knew that you weasel gave chicken New Year's greetings, and you were uneasy and kind. This method is too clumsy. Although I have a physical body, in order to prevent someone from poisoning me, I practiced it a hundred years ago to be invulnerable to all poisons, so You miscalculated." As soon as Jin Suxuan was away, Jin Ling immediately showed his true colors, and his tone became rude.
"Don't get complacent too early." Damn it!It turns out that the reason she dared to eat vegetables was because she had cultivated the kind of invulnerable body that only existed in novels?
I really miscalculated. If I can't fix her, Jin Suxuan will have diarrhea!It's so depressing, after all, it's Jin Suxuan who is too greedy, so I can only think so.
"Hehe! You're still young, playing tricks on me!" Jin Ling was indeed proud, but halfway through her words, her face suddenly turned pale and distorted, as if she was suppressing something.
ah!I know, it must be the dishes with added ingredients that work!Let me just say, it's okay to eat the monster, but it's something wrong with the ghost, so it turned out that she had a slow attack.
"How did this happen? Why does my stomach hurt so much? I am obviously invulnerable to all poisons? Impossible, impossible..." Jin Ling clutched his abdomen in pain, looking in disbelief.
"Stupid! You are invulnerable to all poisons, but what I injected was not poison." Haha, it's time for me to laugh.
Jin Ling hurriedly ran to the toilet, only halfway through the run did she remember that Jin Suxuan was in the toilet, she fell back again, and wanted to rush out, 100% because she wanted to run to the toilet in her rented room.
Ah!I just refused to let her wish, I hurriedly blocked the door, took out the spray bottle I had been keeping in my pocket all the time, it contained chili water, the hottest kind.
I sprayed it directly on Jin Ling's eyes, and as soon as the hot pepper spray hit her eyes, she immediately screamed in pain.She used the hand that was covering her abdomen to rub her eyes instead, but the more she rubbed, the more painful she became.
No matter how powerful the monster is, it will be in a mess at this time, and it will be so painful that it will forget to use the magic technique, and Jin Ling is like this.
"Ji Xiaoxiao! You bitch, what did you spray on my face?" Jin Ling roared angrily, pretending!How could it be possible to pretend?
Her eyes had been becoming red and swollen, with faint bloodshot eyes, but she couldn't smell the pepper water?By the way, the dishes with added ingredients, I smelled a bit bitter, but she and Jin Suxuan didn't seem to notice it when they ate it.Could it be that they all have a problem with their sense of smell?I guessed.
At this time, there seemed to be some movement outside the door. I secretly opened a crack in the door and found that two people were holding something and spraying it on my door. It seemed to be red paint?
I took a closer look. Aren't these two people Luo Hao's two cousins?Hehe, you came to my door so quickly, and even used some unscrupulous means to tamper with my door.
"Go away!" Jin Ling was also very miserable, his eyes were stinging on the top, and his stomach hurts on the bottom, and he felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to have diarrhea.
I thought of the two people outside the door, and another bad idea came to my mind, so I opened the door as fast as I could.Jin Ling couldn't see, so he rushed forward indiscriminately, and the result was a tragedy!
Those two people sprayed red paint all over Jin Ling's body, and she instantly became a big celebrity, and she was even more embarrassed.
"Ah! Ah!" Jin Ling rushed forward crazily, and stretched out two open hands towards Luo Hao's cousin, and her hands instantly turned into cat's paws.
"Ah, a monster!" Luo Hao's cousins were so frightened by Jin Ling's terrifying appearance that they almost lost their wits, especially the sharp cat's claws, which suddenly grabbed their faces. There were bloodstains on his face, and blood flowed profusely.
Jin Ling almost couldn't help having diarrhea, so he had to let them go, and slammed his body into the door opposite me, touch!The outer protective iron door and the inner wooden door were knocked down by her.
Luo Hao's two cousins were so frightened that they collapsed to the ground on the spot, crashing!All of a sudden, one of them couldn't help peeing his pants, covering his face and howling in pain.
I watched their faces scratched by Jin Ling rot at a speed invisible to the naked eye, and I gasped in fright. I really didn't expect Jin Ling's cat claws to be so vicious.
Now that I think about it, I can't help but feel a little scared. Fortunately, she didn't scratch my face, otherwise my face would be ruined.
Just as I was in a daze, a silver light crossed my side and shot directly at Jin Ling who was about to run to the toilet. The silver light turned into a rope and wrapped around Jin Ling's body spiritually.
"Jin Suxuan, are you alright?" I saw that it was Jin Suxuan who was supposed to be in the bathroom, and I thought to myself, why did he finish peeing so quickly?
"Miss, how could something happen to me? In fact, I already knew that you tampered with the food, but Jin Ling was very suspicious. If I didn't eat it, she would definitely not eat it either. In fact, we have to punish her, or catch her She doesn't need to go through such a lot of trouble, but as long as the lady is happy, I am willing to cooperate." Jin Suxuan said with a sly smile.
I was taken aback when I heard it. Can he be acting?You've seen through my clumsy tricks a long time ago, but it's to cooperate with me?Then put the vegetables in my bowl?on purpose?
Depend on!I am the one being tricked!I was still foolishly worried about him, worried about a wool?He's so nice, to put it nicely, to fit me in and make me happy, happy ass!Can you be happy to be played like a monkey?
He could actually pretend to have diarrhea and run into the toilet, causing Jin Ling to run around in a hurry when he couldn't get in!He had to wait until Jin Ling rushed into his toilet, and then reappeared and grabbed Jin Ling.
At this time, Jin Ling was in pain, how could he defend in time?Seeing that she was bound by the silver light, she had reached her limit, and she couldn't hold back anymore.
I clearly heard a muffled thud, and a disgusting smell of feces came from a distance from the opposite room. The Jinhua cat demon and Jin Ling, who have always been beautiful and enchanting, couldn't help but pooped on their pants .
It stinks!Jin Ling probably even has the heart to die now. She is a monster who loves face and pays great attention to appearance. Now she has lost all face by such a pull.
"Jin Suxuan!" Jin Ling was furious, roared Jin Suxuan's name, shook his hands, trying to shake off the silver light, but the silver light was terribly tenacious, and she couldn't break free for a while.
"Jin Suxuan, this movement is too loud, I'm afraid it will attract other residents in this building." I don't want other ordinary people to see this scene, otherwise it will add more trouble to me.
However, just after I finished speaking, I noticed that I didn't draw out other residents, obviously there was a lot of noise!It is impossible that no one heard it, there must be something strange in it.
I looked at Jin Suxuan suspiciously, he smiled at me and said, "No way, lady."
(End of this chapter)
"My lady, they are all wrong!" After Jin Suxuan finished speaking, he caught up with one of the young men and grabbed him. His strength was so great that even if the other party struggled desperately, it was useless.
nonsense!Even a fool can see that something is wrong with these people, and it's funny to see him dragging this unlucky slow sprinter to me like a dead dog.
"Tell me! Why are you secretly taking pictures of me?" I snatched the phone from the unlucky guy, opened it, and there were many photos of me and Jin Suxuan, some of which were all photos of me alone.
"No, I, we took this photo because we saw that you are beautiful." The unlucky guy shook his head like a rattle drum, but his reaction was quite quick, and he immediately thought of perfunctory words.
"Beautiful!" I slapped the unlucky guy hard on the head, making him scream.
Want to fool me, no way!I know what I look like best, not to mention being with Jin Suxuan, who is extremely beautiful, even if there are ten of them, I can't take the slightest bit of his limelight.
There are people around who are poking around, all of them seem to be very gossip, looking like they want to join in the fun but have some scruples.
God!Why is this so?I feel like an animal being surrounded by people in a park, talking in a low voice, talking about something, I seem to hear it like scolding me?
"Speak or not? If you don't tell the truth, I'll strangle you to death." Jin Suxuan's face darkened, probably with his hearing ability, he could hear what those people were talking about clearly.
"There are so many people present, how dare you strangle me to death? Ah, ah, ah, let go, I said, I said..." The unlucky guy originally thought that Jin Suxuan was just scaring him, so he was not afraid, but Jin Suxuan strangled him As soon as he put more effort into his neck, it hurt so much that he cried for his father and mother.
"Speak!" Jin Suxuan relaxed when he heard that the unlucky man was willing to speak.
"Yes, there are rumors in various online forums that a woman named Ji Xiaoxiao planted her husband and her best friend in order to divorce her husband. Someone posted a reward to find her whereabouts. I, we found this This beautiful woman looks a bit, a bit like the woman on the Internet, so I took a picture and uploaded it..." The unlucky guy said weakly, a bit reserved, but what he wanted to say was that the girl named Ji on the Internet Xiaoxiao's woman looks exactly like me.
Of course they are exactly the same, I am Ji Xiaoxiao, there is absolutely no way someone has the same name as me, heh!I was actually fleshed out, and I could probably guess what was going on once I heard the content.
Let the unlucky guy log in to one of the forums with his mobile phone, as the unlucky guy said, and use the photos I used to put in the QQ space to block the building.
The content of the post is nothing more than turning right and wrong, scolding me bloody, I became a vicious woman, the host offered a reward for people to provide my whereabouts.
So, as soon as those people saw me, they took pictures of me and posted my photos on the Internet. In short, I became popular!I became an Internet celebrity!
I suddenly understood, it must be that after Luo Hao's death, the Luo family was unwilling to believe that Luo Hao really died with Lian Xiaorong.
Therefore, it was determined that I was responsible, and I believe that Luo Hao must have told his father about the relationship between me and him.
They definitely don't know where I live, and they can't find any trouble if they want to find me, so they post on various forums on the Internet, and even publish my information.
This method is too naive, too bad!But it still pissed me off too much!I really don't want to go on like this anymore, let's stop with Luo Hao's matter!
Anyway, they have no evidence to prove that Luo Hao's death was related to me. On the contrary, I can sue them for violating my privacy and framing me.
"Delete the photo, and get out!" I shouted coldly.
"Okay, okay!" The unlucky guy hurriedly deleted the photo.
"Miss, us?" Jin Suxuan knew that I was in a particularly bad mood right now, so he asked cautiously.
"Go back!" I waved my hand, and I went upstairs first.
As soon as I stepped into the house, my mind was in a mess, and I didn't know what to do?How can I delete the unfavorable posts on the Internet?The speed of Internet transmission is astonishingly fast. I saw that those people posted my photo on the Internet one moment ago, and someone spread my location in the next second.
"My lady, why don't you catch the culprit who spread the rumors?" Jin Suxuan could hear it clearly, knowing that someone was trying to tarnish my reputation.
"Where are you going to catch it? Do you know who it is? What's the use of catching it?" I said angrily.
Jin Suxuan has improved a lot recently, knows a lot of modern terms, and even knows what the Internet is, but he doesn't know how powerful the Internet is, and I don't understand that I'm already 'popular'.
"Caught it, let him clarify that he was spreading rumors indiscriminately, and the person who untied the bell had to be tied." That's what Jin Suxuan thought. Instead of asking me to clarify, it's better to let the black hand behind the scenes jump out and admit that he deliberately smeared me .
But is it possible?I sigh, hey!I'm stupid, isn't there a ghost like Jin Suxuan by my side?Let him control that person's thinking!
However, I don't know which member of the Luo family did it. Apart from an elder brother, Luo Hao also has two younger sisters, a lot of cousins, and they are all very united.
"By the way, we can sit on the sidelines and wait for the rabbit. Since that person has spent a lot of time trying to find out my whereabouts, after today's incident, he will definitely come to the door. It will be up to you then." I thought about it for a while, and after I figured it out, my mood It's also much better.
Now that it's all spread out, I'm not in a hurry, I just have to wait!I don't need to go to the Luo family in person, it will only expand the matter and confirm their words.
"I listen to my wife, I will do whatever my wife says." Jin Suxuan flattered me, but I didn't get a good look from me, so I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.
I ignored him, took the food and went to the kitchen, and he followed me like a follower.
He rushed to help me wash the vegetables, but I remembered that he almost burned the kitchen before, so I didn't dare to let him touch it.
Kick him out of the kitchen, so as not to be an eyesore, I bother to match the dishes myself.I separated the dishes that would cause food poisoning when mixed together, and added ingredients in it, such as senna leaves. The amount was quite large.
When I went to buy senna leaves, I didn't shy away from Jin Suxuan, he didn't know what senna leaves were, so what if he understood?I don't believe he dared to remind Jin Ling.
From time to time, Jin Suxuan poked his head out of the door, which was a little funny, especially when he watched me stir-fry the dishes with a very serious expression, as if he wanted to come over and take a closer look, but didn't dare, even if I thought it was funny, I wouldn't do it in front of him show up.
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After I prepared the meal, I asked Jin Suxuan to call Jin Ling over, but Jin Ling didn't take it seriously, even if she knew I had bad intentions, she would not expose me.
Because she wants to maintain a good image in front of Jin Suxuan, she won't turn against me on the spot, and I politely invite her to dinner, what else can she do?I learned this trick from her, who told her to pretend to turn over a new leaf and try to please Jin Suxuan and me?
"Sister Ji is good at cooking. This dish is full of color, flavor, and taste, and it looks so exciting." Jin Ling pretended to admire, and I clearly caught the flash of disdain in her eyes.
Can you call me sister instead?I bother!who is your sisterAn old monster who is several hundred years old, how dare you call me a [-]-year-old elder sister?It sounds disgusting.
"Jin Ling, sit down! Have a taste of my skills." I didn't act too enthusiastic, but it made her suspicious. Maybe she was already suspicious when I invited her to dinner.
"Sister Ji seems to be a little different today?" Jin Ling smiled naturally, but I was horrified.
Jin Suxuan glanced at me and Jin Ling each, of course he knew that I wanted to punish Jin Ling, but he didn't know how.
He was more interested in the dishes I made. Speaking of which, my cooking skills were not bad, but he actually picked up the chopsticks and put the dishes I added into his mouth.
I didn't even have time to stop it, I'm sweating!I have forgotten that he is a ghost who can eat food from the Yangjian. Didn’t he eat a bowl of beef noodles at the beef restaurant last time?I forgot about it, God!Will he be fine if he eats the dish with extra seasoning?
However, Jin Ling felt that there was absolutely no problem with the dishes that Jin Suxuan dared to eat, so he also moved his chopsticks.One demon and one ghost probably thought it was delicious, so they ate more.
"Delicious! Delicious! My lady's craftsmanship is really good, I like it." Jin Suxuan ate happily and was full of praise.
Jin Ling was a little hesitant at first, but Jin Suxuan didn't miss every dish, so she thought that Jin Suxuan was trying the dishes, so she tried every dish.
"My lady, why don't you eat it yourself? It's delicious." Jin Suxuan picked up a chopstick and put it in my bowl.
I couldn't help swallowing, is this trying to pull me into the water?Maybe he's fine after eating it, but I'm fine!I don't want to harm the demon, until the end, it turns into harming myself.
"That's right, sister Ji, why don't you eat the dishes you cook yourself? Is there something in this dish?" Jin Ling raised his eyebrows and smiled.
"How could there be anything? Some are just some condiments, what are you afraid of? You and Jin Suxuan both ate so much, aren't they still fine?" I deliberately asked back, but she just smiled.
"I don't eat the food you put in! I'm still angry with you, don't talk to me." I pretended that it was because I was angry with Jin Suxuan that I didn't eat the food he put in, and I picked them all out, did I pick another one? Added dishes.
Jin Ling thought that I was still having trouble with Jin Suxuan because of what happened to her a few days ago, but she didn't notice anything unusual.
"My lady, why are you still angry, I..." Jin Suxuan was anxious, thinking that I was really angry with him, but he couldn't understand why he was suddenly angry with him when he was fine just now.
"Shut up! Didn't you ancients always say that you don't talk when you eat or sleep?" I glared at him, and he quickly shut up obediently.
So, the three of us really ate and ate. During the meal, Jin Ling graciously served Jin Suxuan with vegetables and soup.
Oh shit!It's okay to be shameless and turn against customers!I'm waiting, waiting to see your diarrhea!
As a result, after waiting for a long time, there was no movement at all. Could it be that monsters and ghosts are fine after eating them?
"Ah, lady, my stomach hurts so much!" I didn't wait for Jin Ling to have diarrhea, but Jin Suxuan yelled in pain, and ran into the toilet with my stomach full.
me!what happened!A monster with a flesh body is fine after eating it, but a ghost with only a soul body has diarrhea?I can't figure it out?
"Ji Xiaoxiao, I knew that you weasel gave chicken New Year's greetings, and you were uneasy and kind. This method is too clumsy. Although I have a physical body, in order to prevent someone from poisoning me, I practiced it a hundred years ago to be invulnerable to all poisons, so You miscalculated." As soon as Jin Suxuan was away, Jin Ling immediately showed his true colors, and his tone became rude.
"Don't get complacent too early." Damn it!It turns out that the reason she dared to eat vegetables was because she had cultivated the kind of invulnerable body that only existed in novels?
I really miscalculated. If I can't fix her, Jin Suxuan will have diarrhea!It's so depressing, after all, it's Jin Suxuan who is too greedy, so I can only think so.
"Hehe! You're still young, playing tricks on me!" Jin Ling was indeed proud, but halfway through her words, her face suddenly turned pale and distorted, as if she was suppressing something.
ah!I know, it must be the dishes with added ingredients that work!Let me just say, it's okay to eat the monster, but it's something wrong with the ghost, so it turned out that she had a slow attack.
"How did this happen? Why does my stomach hurt so much? I am obviously invulnerable to all poisons? Impossible, impossible..." Jin Ling clutched his abdomen in pain, looking in disbelief.
"Stupid! You are invulnerable to all poisons, but what I injected was not poison." Haha, it's time for me to laugh.
Jin Ling hurriedly ran to the toilet, only halfway through the run did she remember that Jin Suxuan was in the toilet, she fell back again, and wanted to rush out, 100% because she wanted to run to the toilet in her rented room.
Ah!I just refused to let her wish, I hurriedly blocked the door, took out the spray bottle I had been keeping in my pocket all the time, it contained chili water, the hottest kind.
I sprayed it directly on Jin Ling's eyes, and as soon as the hot pepper spray hit her eyes, she immediately screamed in pain.She used the hand that was covering her abdomen to rub her eyes instead, but the more she rubbed, the more painful she became.
No matter how powerful the monster is, it will be in a mess at this time, and it will be so painful that it will forget to use the magic technique, and Jin Ling is like this.
"Ji Xiaoxiao! You bitch, what did you spray on my face?" Jin Ling roared angrily, pretending!How could it be possible to pretend?
Her eyes had been becoming red and swollen, with faint bloodshot eyes, but she couldn't smell the pepper water?By the way, the dishes with added ingredients, I smelled a bit bitter, but she and Jin Suxuan didn't seem to notice it when they ate it.Could it be that they all have a problem with their sense of smell?I guessed.
At this time, there seemed to be some movement outside the door. I secretly opened a crack in the door and found that two people were holding something and spraying it on my door. It seemed to be red paint?
I took a closer look. Aren't these two people Luo Hao's two cousins?Hehe, you came to my door so quickly, and even used some unscrupulous means to tamper with my door.
"Go away!" Jin Ling was also very miserable, his eyes were stinging on the top, and his stomach hurts on the bottom, and he felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to have diarrhea.
I thought of the two people outside the door, and another bad idea came to my mind, so I opened the door as fast as I could.Jin Ling couldn't see, so he rushed forward indiscriminately, and the result was a tragedy!
Those two people sprayed red paint all over Jin Ling's body, and she instantly became a big celebrity, and she was even more embarrassed.
"Ah! Ah!" Jin Ling rushed forward crazily, and stretched out two open hands towards Luo Hao's cousin, and her hands instantly turned into cat's paws.
"Ah, a monster!" Luo Hao's cousins were so frightened by Jin Ling's terrifying appearance that they almost lost their wits, especially the sharp cat's claws, which suddenly grabbed their faces. There were bloodstains on his face, and blood flowed profusely.
Jin Ling almost couldn't help having diarrhea, so he had to let them go, and slammed his body into the door opposite me, touch!The outer protective iron door and the inner wooden door were knocked down by her.
Luo Hao's two cousins were so frightened that they collapsed to the ground on the spot, crashing!All of a sudden, one of them couldn't help peeing his pants, covering his face and howling in pain.
I watched their faces scratched by Jin Ling rot at a speed invisible to the naked eye, and I gasped in fright. I really didn't expect Jin Ling's cat claws to be so vicious.
Now that I think about it, I can't help but feel a little scared. Fortunately, she didn't scratch my face, otherwise my face would be ruined.
Just as I was in a daze, a silver light crossed my side and shot directly at Jin Ling who was about to run to the toilet. The silver light turned into a rope and wrapped around Jin Ling's body spiritually.
"Jin Suxuan, are you alright?" I saw that it was Jin Suxuan who was supposed to be in the bathroom, and I thought to myself, why did he finish peeing so quickly?
"Miss, how could something happen to me? In fact, I already knew that you tampered with the food, but Jin Ling was very suspicious. If I didn't eat it, she would definitely not eat it either. In fact, we have to punish her, or catch her She doesn't need to go through such a lot of trouble, but as long as the lady is happy, I am willing to cooperate." Jin Suxuan said with a sly smile.
I was taken aback when I heard it. Can he be acting?You've seen through my clumsy tricks a long time ago, but it's to cooperate with me?Then put the vegetables in my bowl?on purpose?
Depend on!I am the one being tricked!I was still foolishly worried about him, worried about a wool?He's so nice, to put it nicely, to fit me in and make me happy, happy ass!Can you be happy to be played like a monkey?
He could actually pretend to have diarrhea and run into the toilet, causing Jin Ling to run around in a hurry when he couldn't get in!He had to wait until Jin Ling rushed into his toilet, and then reappeared and grabbed Jin Ling.
At this time, Jin Ling was in pain, how could he defend in time?Seeing that she was bound by the silver light, she had reached her limit, and she couldn't hold back anymore.
I clearly heard a muffled thud, and a disgusting smell of feces came from a distance from the opposite room. The Jinhua cat demon and Jin Ling, who have always been beautiful and enchanting, couldn't help but pooped on their pants .
It stinks!Jin Ling probably even has the heart to die now. She is a monster who loves face and pays great attention to appearance. Now she has lost all face by such a pull.
"Jin Suxuan!" Jin Ling was furious, roared Jin Suxuan's name, shook his hands, trying to shake off the silver light, but the silver light was terribly tenacious, and she couldn't break free for a while.
"Jin Suxuan, this movement is too loud, I'm afraid it will attract other residents in this building." I don't want other ordinary people to see this scene, otherwise it will add more trouble to me.
However, just after I finished speaking, I noticed that I didn't draw out other residents, obviously there was a lot of noise!It is impossible that no one heard it, there must be something strange in it.
I looked at Jin Suxuan suspiciously, he smiled at me and said, "No way, lady."
(End of this chapter)
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