I grab red envelopes with the gods

Chapter 1 Strange chat group

"It's scary"

Yang Feng's eyes seemed to be fixed on the textbook, pretending to be serious about self-study, but the peripheral vision of his eyes was wandering around.

This is a self-study class. Yang Feng put his mobile phone on the table and was happily playing to grab red envelopes.He is clutching a book casually in his right hand, ready to cover his phone in case of an emergency.

Ten seconds ago, the whole class suddenly fell silent, only the sound of everyone's breathing remained.

Under normal circumstances, there are only three possibilities at this time:
First, the fierce beauty class teacher came.

Second, here comes the dean who likes to make trouble.

Third, no one came, but the person sitting by the window suddenly didn't want to talk.As a result, the students who didn't know the truth dared not speak, and then it spread to the whole classroom like dominoes, and finally, the collective silence.Under normal circumstances, the brother who caused this situation will be dragged out to "play" happily after class.

At this moment, Yang Feng's cell phone under the book suddenly vibrated crazily, even the table was shaking, and Yang Feng's heart was shaking at the same time.

Dead!
The eyes of everyone in the class were instantly focused.

Among these people, there are some who are a little confused, and those who gloat more, and some people are really immersed in the sprint review, and have no interest in everything that happened here.

The phone finally rang.

Yang Feng smiled awkwardly, put the phone away, and from the corner of his eyes began to secretly glance at the window next to the aisle.

Never look at the teacher at such a time!

If the class teacher really came, pretended not to notice, and calmly put away the phone, it might be fine.And if you must die, look at each other.

Sorry, you are dead!

Yang Feng's deskmate is Lin Qingyu, not only the class belle of class 22, but also the school belle of No. [-] High School in Kujiang City.She blinked her eyes strangely, then suddenly covered her mouth and smiled: "There's no one outside."

Yang Feng looked out of the window suddenly, there was no one there!
Everyone laughed at the same time, scaring themselves.

The phone started to vibrate again, and the sound became more and more exaggerated, Yang Feng picked it up angrily: "I want to see which bastard almost scared me to death, and actually picked this time to send a message"

When I opened it, a message popped up from a certain letter: The Jade Emperor invited you to join the chat group in the Immortal World.

Yang Feng agreed, wanting to see what kind of group this is.

Then there were countless messages in the group that left him speechless: the Jade Emperor invited Taishang Laojun to join the fairy chat group, the Jade Emperor invited the God of Wealth to join the fairy chat group, and the Jade Emperor invited Yuelao to the fairy chat group...

It lasted for several minutes, and the messages filled the chat box.Then a group of "snake spirits" appeared together.

Chang'e: Finally something interesting happened. My Guanghan Palace is really deserted.

Jade Rabbit: Yes, yes!

King of Hell: What is the Guanghan Palace? When can fairies come to my underworld to have a look? I have never had a fellow Taoist come to my underworld.

Zhu Bajie: Hades, I will come tomorrow (with a kitchen knife expression), remember to arrange the food and wine.

Li Tianwang: Boiled Dog Meat

Yang Feng thought it was over, but he didn't expect that a more ridiculous character would appear next, the "Jade Emperor" would appear.

That's right, it seems that this is the one who created the group.

Jade Emperor: At the suggestion of many immortals, today we will establish a chat group in Immortal Realm to strengthen the connection between the three realms. I hope you will live in harmony and maintain the balance of the three realms together.

Then the people in the group started to send messages frantically, and they were still in a uniform formation.

God of Wealth: Boss Jade Emperor, give out red envelopes!
Erlang Shen: Boss Jade Emperor, give out red envelopes!
Taishang Laojun: Boss Jade Emperor, give out red envelopes!
Roaring Dog: Interrupt the formation!

God of Wealth: Roaring Dog, you are dead
Li Tianwang: Boiled Dog Meat

Jade Emperor: I will send it, all the immortals, get ready to grab it.

Originally, Yang Feng was about to leave the group, but when he saw someone offering red envelopes, his eyes lit up and he stared at the screen.

Why not grab a red envelope?It's not too late to grab a red envelope before leaving. I just missed a red envelope before, so I use this to make up for it.

Yang Feng's fingers began to move slowly, ready to grab the red envelope at any time.

When it comes to grabbing red envelopes, who can match my hand speed, Yang Feng, who has been single for 18 years, and I have never lost in grabbing red envelopes.

"Ding dong!"

An eye-catching red envelope popped up, Yang Feng's hand speed was unrealistic, and he tapped on the red envelope in an instant.

Yang Feng smiled triumphantly, the red envelope is mine now.

"Slow hands, the red envelopes have been robbed"

what's the situation!
I didn't even get it.

These people are cheaters, right?

Yang Feng was extremely depressed, why did he lose?

Across the world of red envelopes, she has never lost once. Great rivers and rivers have passed, but unexpectedly she capsized in the gutter and lost to this group of snake spirits.

Next, the chat group began to be swiped again.Those who got the red envelopes and those who didn't, were all making complaints about it.

God of Wealth: I didn't get it, but the Jade Emperor actually showed merits. Getting a copy is equivalent to practicing for several years.

Yutu: Hahaha, I got fifty points of merit, yeah!
Giant Spirit God: The hand is too big, the magic weapon is about to be crushed, and the red envelope has not been snatched yet.Who can help me refine a new one. (A bunch of painful expressions)

Chang'e: I'm so lucky, I got [-] points.

Nezha: I'm a little bit late, boss Jade Emperor, post it again (poor expression)

Xiaotiangou: Why do I only have a little merit? This is luck
Li Tianwang: I got [-] points of merit and cooked dog meat...

Yang Feng clicked on the details of the red envelope in a daze, and in the receipt record, he saw the red envelope just now, which turned out to be something called merit value.

"Could it be some new virtual currency?" Only such an explanation seemed reasonable, and Yang Feng continued to read messages from these people.

After a long time, no one mentioned what the merit value was, and Yang Feng didn't feel embarrassed to ask, so as not to be looked down upon by others, he would secretly search it online later.

After a while, the group began to encourage the God of Wealth to give out red envelopes again.

Except for Xiaotiangou who interrupted the formation desperately, Li Tianwang never changed his desire to cook dog meat, everyone else was in a uniform formation: God of Wealth, please red envelopes!

When the atmosphere in the group was about the same, the God of Wealth finally spoke: I'm waiting, I'll send it now, I don't believe I can't get it this time!

Yang Feng began to compete secretly, holding the phone tightly with his left hand to prevent throwing it away in a moment of excitement, while his right hand was ready to grab the red envelope at any time.As for the emergency book, he had ruthlessly pushed it aside.

"Ding dong!"

The red envelope popped up, Yang Feng tapped the screen almost instinctively, and the red envelope opened.

gone again.

Yang Feng took a sharp breath and lay down on the table in great pain: "This is unscientific, I'm so fast"

Lin Qingyu only felt that Yang Feng was very strange today, he was nagging, and Yang Feng was a little embarrassed by the weird look in his eyes.

The people in the group started laughing and mocking each other again.

Li Tianwang and Xiao Tiangou began to scold each other out of nowhere, Taibai Jinxing quickly came out to act as a peacemaker to resolve the dispute, and after hard work, "successfully" persuaded the two to leave.

Li Tianwang: Dead dog, fight me in front of Nantianmen

Roaring Sky Dog: Hmph, don't use the Linglong Tower if there is a species!
Li Tianwang: so what

Taibai Jinxing: ...

Zhu Bajie: This silly dog, Li Tianwang can handle it with one hand.

Wenqu Xingjun: Let’s fight, let’s fight.Hahahaha, Ben Xingjun just grabbed [-] merit points, such luck, most people would not envy.I'm not targeting anyone, I mean, everyone here is hot chicken
Jade Emperor:?
Queen Mother:?
Erlang God: (a picture of a trident)
Wenqu Xingjun: ... (poor expression)

Zhu Bajie: I haven’t played with anyone for a long time, it’s really boring

Although he was a little disgusted for not grabbing the red envelope, Yang Feng was still so teased that he almost laughed out loud. This group of people really entered the play, as if they had really assumed the roles they imagined.

God of Wealth: If you give out red envelopes, you will be let go.

Wenqu Xingjun: Alright, fellow Taoists, please prepare.

Yang Feng adjusted his breathing and concentrated on getting ready to grab the red envelope.

I can't believe I still can't grab it this time.

A few seconds later, a red envelope appeared on the screen, and the eye-catching red directly stimulated his nerves.

Yang Feng who was stimulated seemed to have a shorter reflex arc, and when he clicked instantly, his fingers felt painful.

Got it!
Yang Feng excitedly wanted to open the red envelope, but the software seemed to have changed. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find the wallet. Instead, there was an extra "package".

Trying to open the package with doubts, Yang Feng muttered to himself: "When will the software be updated, why don't I know?"

"Huh?" Yang Feng stared in surprise, there was no penny in the package, but there was a strange thing in it.

Gently click on that thing, and a paragraph of introduction pops up: Wenyun Fortune, one hundred points.It can be used to improve the luck of mortals, and it can also increase intelligence by [-] points, mainly for enlightenment.

There is a use button under the information, and Yang Feng clicked it.

However, nothing has changed...

"I'll go! There's not even a single hair." Yang Feng couldn't help roaring, and tried desperately to grab it, but there was nothing.

"Ahem!" Lin Qingyu suddenly coughed twice, and at the same time elbowed Yang Feng.

Yang Feng blinked and smiled strangely: "Uh, don't make trouble, there are too many people"

Lin Qingyu's pretty face flushed immediately, she turned her head abruptly, seeing everyone looking at her and laughing, she buried her face in her chest in embarrassment and anger.

Yang Feng waved his hand, and was about to say something, when he suddenly smelled a familiar fragrance, and someone hinted him to look behind with his eyes.

Immediately, the smile on his face froze.

Yang Feng turned his head and smiled wryly: "Beauty... Uh no, Teacher Lingxue, good morning!"

"School is almost over, and it's not too early. The college entrance examination will soon be over, and you still play to grab red envelopes?"

"No, no, I was reading a book, but I just took out my phone." Yang Feng decided to stick to it.

If you confess, you will be lenient, and you will be imprisoned, and you will not admit it even if you are beaten to death!

Ling Xue pointed at the book on the desk with a half-smile, and said calmly: "Then can you explain why this book is placed upside down?"

(End of this chapter)