Wife Hua

Chapter 594 Mu Hua's Lipstick
In ordinary imperial examinations, the examiners occasionally patrol the examination room, most of the time the examiners just sit in the room, either reading or chatting.

The current emperor attaches great importance to imperial examinations, and has always been tolerant to ministers, pity the many examiners, and provide them with the best food and food. Except that the examiners cannot leave the examination room, there is no shortage of other enjoyments.

Now Mu Hua arranges the public toilet not far from the examiner's resting place, and the excrement of these hundreds of people is enough to make the light workers unable to sit in the room.

Yingche can collapse just by being next to one toilet, these forty public toilets... Think about the smell, mosquito bites are indispensable in summer, flies are flying around, the examiners are all noble literati, how can they bear it ?

However, Mu Hua's words were approved by most of the examinees. Although the examiner is well-read and eloquent, his adaptability is far inferior to Mu Hua's, and Mu Hua brought Confucius to the sage, and the examiners were dumb for a while. speechless.

They secretly scolded Mu Hua for being cunning in their hearts. If they said too much, wouldn't they be against Kong Shengren?

The emperor laughed so hard in the dark, he put his hand on Mu Qi's shoulder, without the dignity of an emperor at all, "Look, how powerful our Huahua is, they can't say a word with one mouth blocked, and the biggest The benefits are all taken by Huahua, both the chief examiner and Saburo are very depressed at this time, especially Saburo...you just saw his face without him, he was grown up under my watch, and I only know about Saburo today There are also times when his face is dark, and he usually looks indifferent, so I thought why he couldn't be surprised by surprise."

Mu Qi was proud of his daughter, he diligently supported the unsteady emperor, the corners of his mouth were almost grinning to the ears, but he said modestly: "Hua Hua is just trying to please, those people have nothing to do with Confucius for a while, it's not I agree with Huahua."

"Her temperament...it seems..."

The emperor's eyes flickered, public toilets appeared, and they were still public toilets with wheels, Mu Hua probably remembered something, memories he didn't want her to remember.

If Mu Hua exposes his identity in the future, how should he face her?
He really didn't want Mu Hua to show his eyes with a hint of hatred. To be more clear, he couldn't stand Mu Hua ignoring him, or saying something like a coincidence.

After returning to the palace, he had to press a few more innovations on Wei Yan!

The emperor was merciless when he used Wei Yan, who made Wei Yan his brother-in-law?
Wei Yan must help her brother-in-law solve problems.

He should also be more cautious, and explain some knowledge to his brother-in-law, so he should have concealed it from Mu Hua. The reason why he used Wei Yan was that besides the emperor's trust in him, Wei Yan had a flexible mind and was strong at accepting weird knowledge. Mr. Changqing, he said that the ancestors stepped through the void and saw that the emperor had an extraordinary background. If the emperor said too much, Changqing would definitely look like you were joking, and what else did Changqing like to ask?
He is not all-rounder, how can he know so much why?
On the contrary, Wei Yan is better, willing to study on his own, and can produce results.

The emperor sighed silently that he was making the best use of everything and putting people where they should be.

Mu Qi was surprised and asked: "What do you mean?"His intuition told him that what the emperor didn't say must have something to do with Huahua.

The emperor smiled bitterly and said: "I see that no one in this world can live with Huahua. You don't have to worry about her in the future. Not only does she not want to suffer, she also doesn't let anyone embarrass Saburo. It's a pity, Saburo is at this moment. The mood is very complicated, there is an accident that Saburo did not count."

"Public toilet, thanks to her daring to think and do it!"

The emperor pretended to be very curious and looked at the freshly baked public toilet. The single door was opened, and there was indeed a seat inside. There was a porcelain altar hanging under it. Everyone knew the usefulness of the porcelain altar. The formwork with holes is opened.

A lot of toilet paper and a jar of clean water were thoughtfully put aside.

Candidates were surprised to see the layout of the public toilet. It was simple, convenient, and clean. The porcelain altar was easy to clean. It was really a nice hut. No, Princess Anle said that it should be called a public toilet.

Everyone is a scholar, and after a little thought, they can distinguish the meaning of public toilets and the usage of tools for the first time.

Princess Anle is really powerful, this is the understanding agreed by the scholars.

Mu Hua looked at the time, waved her hand and said: "Everything is settled, you can also step back, take a rest tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, let you relax."

"Thank you, Lord."

After the almost naked men bowed to Mu Hua solemnly, they quickly assembled into a square team and walked out of the Gongyuan with neat and vigorous steps. The spirit was not at all as if they were only wearing trousers, as if nothing was missing in the armor.

Although a layer of color was smeared on their bodies, some people still recognized their identities, including the son of the marquis, the grandson of the earl, and many noble children. They are...shameless? !

After going back, can their elders spare them?
"They are members of the Shenji Camp, but Princess Anle made them lose their dignity and forced them to work for the county chief. If it spreads at this time, the princess will inevitably be accused of bypassing the emperor and directly ordering the guards!"

"Yes, Yu Shi will definitely impeach you."

Mu Hua waved her hand coolly: "Although I impeach me, I'm afraid that the emperor will not know. Maybe the emperor will not blame me, but will reward me. After all, I have helped the future disciple of the emperor. Shenjiying...my father They are commanders, they just came to help during the holidays, they didn’t use the name of Shenji Battalion, and they didn’t take advantage of it for personal gain, the censors are in charge of the world, and they don’t care what their Muxiu does?”

Examiner: "..." Everyone looked at me and I looked at you. They never thought that there was Mu Xiu, who was obliged to help.

Mu Qi whispered to the emperor: "They did hand over the leave note and used up the Muxiu for the next two months. There are still enough soldiers in the Shenji Camp to fight the rebellion at any time. And once the emperor issues an order, All Muxiu's Shenji Battalion soldiers will return to the team as quickly as possible."

"You don't need to explain, I still don't know Huahua's temperament? She will not leave any excuses for those who have helped her to be criticized. It is because of her heart that many people would rather die than follow her. "

A person who will always bear all the consequences, who would not want to follow?
Mu Hua chuckled and said, "Remember to tell the censor that my popularity has always been good, and I am suspected of buying people's hearts. If the censor makes such a statement, maybe the emperor will let me defend myself. Really, Originally, I didn't want to be so troublesome, but you...you insist on making things difficult for Mr. Win, so I can only help him, haven't you heard that moving him is tantamount to offending me?"

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