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Chapter 26 Extra Story: The Young Master's Tribulation

1
Cheng Jiayang

After seven o'clock in the evening, it was raining outside, and the lights in the barbecue restaurant were warm.The ox-eye meat and mushrooms on the grate were grilled, and a small drop of oil fell on the coals, sparking small sparks.The food is fragrant and sweet.This is a small restaurant next to Jofi's house.

Fee went to a reunion with her elementary school friends, and her mother was at home sewing us quilts, and I had dinner with Joe's father.We will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register in three days, and Joe's father is beaming.When I came back from Africa, I was specially approved to take a vacation. I didn’t have to work, and I was relaxed. I paired it with big meat. I drank with this father-in-law. It seemed a little too much.

A peanut fell on the ground, and I bent down to pick it up.

Joe's father said in sign language: Don't eat what falls on the ground, it's unhygienic.

I replied in sign language: I have to pick it up, or else it will go to waste.

Joe's father: I don't want it anymore. Besides, look at you, your hands are shaking from drinking, and you can't pick it up.

Me: Why do you look down on me when you are old?

Is it a joke that I drank too much?
Can you drink better than me?

Let me tell you, not only can I pick it up, but I can also pick up that peanut with chopsticks without using my hands.

After I finished speaking, I took the chopsticks and bent over to pick up the peanut at the foot of the stool, once, twice, three times... a few times, it was either off or off. I was really angry, and I went under the table to pick up the peanut. , Joe’s father was laughing on the top, I was sweating under the table, and finally pushed the peanut to the wall with chopsticks, picked it up by the wall, and sent it tremblingly in front of my eyes for a closer look , triumphantly.

"Peanut, peanut, what kind of glass ball are you putting in front of me?! I, Cheng Jiayang, can even clean up Qiao Fei, but I still can't handle you?"

After finishing speaking, he put the peanuts rolling on the ground into his mouth, and ate it sweetly.

I was about to straighten up, but my head hit the corner of the table, and it hurt so badly.After finally sitting back, he found that Joe's father was no longer sitting there, and a strange man was sitting in his seat, holding some side dishes into his mouth.This person is about 30 years old, with a bald head, thick eyebrows, round eyes staring like a bull, a fleshy face, obviously a little angry, broad shoulders, and a good build.

I wondered if I had drunk too much, and I didn't know I had put the peanuts under someone else's table, so I said sorry, and was about to get up and find my father-in-law to go back to my table, when the man said in a low voice, "Sit down." Don't move there."

The neighbors in the Northeast are as strong as a cow, and they are really rude when they speak.

"Why?" I couldn't help but wonder.

"Where are you going? This is your table."

I was puzzled, and looked at the dishes on the table. There was half a glass of beer in the glass, and a red date was soaked in it, which was just put in by my father-in-law--this is indeed my table. go far.That's strange, who is this in front of you?Why are you just sitting here carelessly?Where did Papa Joe go, who just offered me a drink?

I hate impolite guys the most, and I got a little impatient in an instant: "Who are you? Please put down the wine for me, it's my dad's. Don't move the chicken gizzard, it's a dish on my table. I Are you familiar with me?" When I said this, I felt that I still had a bit of a tongue.

Hearing this, the bald head actually put down his wine glass and smiled at me: "Hmph, you don't know who I am, but I know who you are." Then he pointed at me with the tip of his chopsticks, "Aren't you from Beijing? ? Aren’t you a very rich family official? Don’t you speak foreign languages? Aren’t you... going to marry that little girl from Old Qiao’s family, Feifei?”

"Which of the above things offended you?"

"It didn't mess with me, but it's not good for you!"

Instantly amused me: "Oh, look at what you said, I'm really a little scared, but what kind of god is your lord?"

The bald head said: "For you have some eyesight, I am really a fairy."

After he finished speaking, he slowly put an empty plate on his shiny head, and those two round eyes were still looking at me brightly.

"Are you going to perform acrobatics?" I wondered.

"There is a lack of cold dishes on this table."

"Can you conjure it?"

"You count to twenty for me." The bald head said to me slowly.

"No time--"

"Count me!" The bald head was as strong as a cow, and he suddenly had a seizure, and pressed my shoulders, making me immobile. It was bloodshot, like a picture in an island horror comic, as if it was casting a curse with its eyes - something big is going to happen!I was stared at by such a pair of eyes, and gradually realized that even my breathing was a little uncomfortable, so I subconsciously followed what he said, and started counting one by one—"1, 2, 3... 13, 14, 15..."

I kept counting to "15", and the surroundings were peaceful. The people in the barbecue shop should eat and drink, and the bald head didn't ask the waiter to serve us cold dishes.At this moment, a woman with disheveled hair and a yellow face suddenly pushed the door in from the outside. Obviously, she had already seen the person she was looking for outside, so she had a clear goal and was emotional. She pointed at me with thin fingers. A man and a woman who were eating at the adjacent table screamed at the same time: "Fuck man and woman! You little mistress! Let me catch you?!"

It was too late and then too fast, the woman rushed forward to tear the two people apart, the two people were already stupid, when they realized it, the man had already been slapped on the face, and he was still standing in front of the lover , the little three was about to withdraw in a panic, and shouted at the same time: "Oh, sister Wang, you read it wrong... My brother-in-law and I are fine... Misunderstood, misunderstood!"

Xiaosan wanted to run out of the way, but accidentally bumped into the fish tank placed by the owner of the barbecue shop. The proprietress's eyes were quick, and she jumped over with one step, and hugged the fish tank. Ah, I almost broke my fish tank! You, you guys, want to catch rape and fight outside!"

But under such a situation, who would listen to her?The main wife's eyes were red, and the man who bit her so hard let go, and jumped up to hit the mistress. The mistress, who had already fallen on the ground, hid back and bumped into the proprietress behind. Still holding the fish tank, he lost his center of gravity when he was hit by Xiaosan. The fish tank flew out in a parabola, smashed to the ground with a "slap", and fell apart!
The moment the fish tank was shattered, the chaotic scene seemed to be frozen in a movie, and everyone was silent for a few seconds, standing still in their positions.

It’s rare to see such excitement, and I was also stunned. The bald man with four white eyes on the other side reminded me in a low voice: “How many have you counted?”

I just remembered, and continued mechanically: "16, 17, 18, 19..."

A man who looked like a boss came out of the back kitchen, holding a kitchen knife in one hand and a cucumber in the other: "What's going on? What's going on? Who's here to make trouble again?"

He was righteous and majestic, and when he appeared on the stage, he was obviously a person in charge of the overall situation, but he stepped on the water and fell.

When I counted to "20", the cucumber in the boss's hand fell on the plate above the bald head.

I was stunned.

The bald man smiled and took a bite of the cucumber: "Isn't this a cold dish? Do you want to eat it?"

"Coincidence," I said.

The bald head picked up my beer glass, and a goldfish fell into the glass from above.

The bald head said: "This fish flew out of the fish tank and landed on the light stand. Now it landed in the beer glass. I saw it. I caught it with your wine glass. This is a coincidence. And this..." He shook his head. Shaking the cucumber in his hand, "This is called magical calculation, understand?"

The woman next to her was still fighting with her husband and mistress, the boss was being helped up by the proprietress, and the couple wanted to drive the three of them out. Other diners were watching the fun while having barbecue and drinking. I just looked at the bald head in front of me. Evil.

"What do you want?" I said softly.

"Nothing. Save you."

"Did you... see what's wrong with me?" I asked.

"&é*%((§è!!!."

The old boy suddenly lowered his voice, and I became angry when I saw the shape of his mouth: "You have STDs!"

"Aren't you an interpreter? Why are your ears crippled at such a young age? I say you have a heart disease!"

"...What's wrong with me? I don't have a heart disease!"

"...You, you shouldn't have married Qiao Fei! She will kill you!"

"Bullshit."

"Let's go on like this. Let me tell you something. You can find something as I told you. If you can find that thing, you can listen to me in the future. Then you can still be saved! If you don't want to, forget it. "

I feel that this person in front of me looks like a mysterious stick, I don't want to be played by him, but he did perform a flawless trick in front of me just now, what other tricks does this person have?Since I was a child, I couldn’t control my curiosity. In addition, I didn’t have to go to work or be an interpreter. I was idle when I was idle. I wanted to give it a try: “Tell me and listen…”

The bald-headed voice was even lower: "Are you and Qiao Fei living in the north room of their house now... You see, I know even this... Is there a drawer under her bed, two compartments, one side Clothes, put the quilt on the other side?"

I didn't make a sound, he really hit the mark.

"The side next to the wall, you open it when she is not around, it should contain her winter clothes. You look inside, and there is a red down jacket, and there is an iron box inside the down jacket, you open that iron box Look...see what's inside...you remember what I said?"

I looked up at him: "I just have a good memory. I will definitely remember what you said, and I will also remember your face. If you let me catch you with any evil intentions, I...I can't forgive you." ..." After I spoke, my mouth and tongue became more and more difficult to use, and my head became more and more confused. Before I could say the word "you", I saw the bald head stretching out a finger towards me. What is he going to do? He just gently pushed on my forehead, and I fell to the ground without knowing anything.

2
Cheng Jiayang

I didn't feel like I drank too much, was so useless, and got pushed down by a bald head with one finger.I don't know how long I slept like this. When I woke up, I found myself lying alone, dizzy for a long time, and then realized that I had returned to Qiao Fei's house.This is the bedroom on the north side where the two of us lived, and I slept on the bed with two drawers that the bald man mentioned.

There was the sound of frying vegetables in a pan outside, and then the aroma of celery came in.I coughed twice, Qiao Fei heard the sound, opened the door after a while, a small head appeared from the outside, and said softly: "Jiayang, are you awake?" I don't know what it is, there is light outside the curtain Through it, according to her small face and big eyes, she looks like a cat, which makes people really like it.

I wanted to cheat, so I said, "Come here."

Fei came over, sat on the edge of the bed, hugged my head in her arms, and kissed my forehead.

"Is your class reunion over?" I asked.

"You don't know the time when you're drunk, right? It's already the second night! You slept all night and all day, and you can't wake up even if you pinch your face."

I heard the words and sat up: "Really?"

"What are you cheating on?"

I have a terrible headache: "Who brought me back from the BBQ?"

"My dad."

While talking, the prospective father-in-law came in from outside with a cup of warm water, and I took it and drank it down.The old man smiled and signed in sign language: "If you can't drink, you still try to be brave. Let me pour it under the table?"
Me: What were you doing when I was talking to the bald head?
Prospective father-in-law: What a bald head...it's just the two of us...

Me: Didn't you see a bald head in the barbecue restaurant?
Also, there was a woman... came in to fight with her husband, and also caught the mistress, the fish tank was broken... That bald head was right across from me, and she ate a cucumber...

I was anxious, my fingers flew around, and I was incoherent in sign language. After all, I was just a beginner, but I couldn't keep up with it later, so I said it and asked Qiao Fei to ask her father.

Prospective father-in-law: Are you dreaming? !It's just the two of us drinking.

I'm confused, could it be that I'm really dreaming?

Qiao Fei put me down: "The dream is quite detailed... Let's rest for a while, I'll call you when the meal is ready."

After she finished speaking, she left the room with her father, and the prospective father-in-law turned around and covered his mouth with a smile.

I was lying on the bed like a monk Zhang Er, and I felt something was wrong. Could it be that I was really dreaming?It shouldn't be... Enduring the headache, I jumped up and opened the drawer under the bed to find the box that the bald head said. If I can find it, it means that I really saw him, and it means that I am not drunk. Importantly, the way the prospective father-in-law smiled just now was mocking me for my poor drinking capacity!What's the difference between calling a man a poor drinker and making fun of his short penis?I'm not drunk, I was framed by a godlike bald head, I can't bear this humiliation!

I pulled out the drawer under the bed and looked for the red down jacket in Qiao Fei's winter coat as the bald head said, and I found it. The down jacket was rolled into a small ball. I touched it, and there seemed to be a Box.The moment she took the box out of the down jacket, Qiao Fei came in from the outside.

"My mother asked you whether the noodles are salty or sweet and sour..." Before she finished speaking, Qiao Fei was shocked when she saw her down jacket and box in my arms, and cried out, "Ah... "

At that moment, I understood: Sure enough, everyone has a secret, and even Fei, who is so close to me, hides a small box.

What will be in here?

At that moment, countless possibilities flashed through my head: ex-boyfriend photos; ex-boyfriend nude photos; Make a souvenir inside... Or, by the way, I heard that there is a scary witch in the Northeast named Sister Maolian, who eats young men. Qiao Fei's small face looks like a kitten, could it be that she is ah?Here are her various instruments?

I was startled by the sudden thought that came to me.

But after thinking about it, what about the ex-boyfriend?What about nudes?So what if Qiao Fei is really a perverted killer or a cat-faced sister?I am her real boyfriend now, three days, oh no, I will be her legal husband in two days!We have been through so much, I am not afraid of anyone, I love her!
And I can't just think about it, I have to tell her.

If she is really the cat-faced sister, she really wants to eat me. Hearing me say that I love her, maybe you can hesitate for a while, so I can take the opportunity to escape!

My heart is overwhelmed, but I have made up my mind.I told Qiao Fei with the tone and tone of the simultaneous interpreter, I said: "Fei, no matter what is in this box, I love you..."

But Qiao Fei acted as if she didn't hear my words, and said casually: "Okay, I got it, thank you." She took the box over at once, held it in her arms, and said, "Oh, I haven't found this box for so many years, but you actually dug it out..."

She's actually quite happy?
What's in that box?

3
jofi
Maybe everyone has a box for babies when they are young, right?

When I was six or seven years old, my uncle came back from working in Guangzhou and brought me a small box of imported butter biscuits.I ate those biscuits carefully and with a sense of ritual for half a year, and in the end I was reluctant to throw away the box.It is a purple iron box, the size of two palms, and three fingers are thin. There is a little blond girl wearing a chef's hat printed on the box. I thought this little girl looked like me when I was young.Later, I kept it as my treasure box, and I put all good things in it.

Later, when people grow up, there will be fewer treasures, and this box will disappear at some point.I thought it was lost, but Jiayang turned it out today.

Mom and Dad brought in the noodles.Jiayang and I sat cross-legged on the bed, eating noodles with a bowl in our hands, and took out the contents of the box one by one to look at them.

"Look, this is my elementary school student ID card. I remember it was useful. Once I wanted to eat syrup, but I didn't have pocket money in my pocket, so I bet it on the old lady who set up a street stall."

"You are so greedy." Jiayang said.

"Well, it's okay. Later, it was redeemed. Some people in our class didn't redeem it, and they didn't talk about credit at all. Later, the old lady didn't let the bond..."

"Without your credit, you don't even want to eat syrup."

"Hey, look at this little black bow tie, doesn't it look good? The chorus team wears a uniform, black bow tie, white jacket, and blue pants. Hey, here is a picture of our chorus team. Look, can you find me?"

Jiayang took it over and looked at it carefully for a long time: "Which one is you here? Besides, the girls are all red tie and blue skirt, why do you dress differently from others?"

"It's a sad thing to say. I fell asleep in the barber shop. When I opened my eyes, I was cut into a tomboy's head by the master... Originally, I was the lead singer, but then the teacher asked someone else to replace me. I went inside and dressed in the same clothes as the boys..."

"Hahahahaha..." He was very happy to hear that.

"I found you! Profile?"

"I don't want to lose face, I don't want to have a frontal photo." I remember my thoughts at the time.

"The side face is also pretty..."

"Hee hee... Kiss..." I hugged him and kissed him.

The box is not big, but it is full, including Nicholas Tse's stickers, Eason Chan's autographed photo (photocopy), and a half-used Maybelline lipstick.

"It's a good thing." I said, "A girl's sister in our class bought it from Shenyang, and she gave it to me on my birthday. It's so good! But I dare not let my parents see it. Just put it away secretly."

I just unscrewed it and wanted to put it on my mouth, but Jiayang snatched it away: "You are too careless, you dare to put lipstick on your mouth after more than ten years."

"give me back!"

"No!"

I rushed forward, and the two fell on the bed and writhed together.Jiayang just woke up from a hangover and has a headache, who is my opponent?In a few moments, I was crushed under my body, I squeaked this kid up and down, Jiayang couldn't breathe from laughing, so he had to beg for mercy: "My lord, my queen, come down quickly... hey, you can squeak, don't take this opportunity to moles Ha... hey! It's not over, is it? I'll let you come again!"

Jiayang pressed me down hard, came up and bit my neck, I seized the opportunity to fight back, and the two had a fight for a long time.Later, he fell to the side, resting his head on his arms, and said thoughtfully: "It's strange..."

"what……"

"How do you think I know about this box..." Jiayang said.

"Yes, I didn't find it, why did you dig it out?"

He then told the story of the mysterious bald man he met in the barbecue restaurant.The more I listened, the more surprised I became. Judging from the physical features he described, I don't know this person at all. How could he know where my treasure box is?Could it be that he is really a half-immortal?

"What's even more strange," Jiayang said, "we have searched through this box, and there is nothing serious about it, and you have no secrets from me, why did he have to lead me to find this box...you Is there anything else in here?"

As Jiayang said, he picked up the box and the lid and shook it, and suddenly a few pieces of paper fell from the lid.We didn't notice it before because there is a compartment of the same color on the lid, and these papers are hidden in it.

I picked up those pieces of paper, and there were crooked blue characters on them, which were rubbed out of carbon paper, and it looked like a primary school student's font.

On the first piece of paper it was written:

Wang Yuansheng cleaned the toilet for Qiao Fei ten times.

Two orthographic. (really ten times)
Signed: Wang Yuansheng, Qiao Fei

On the second sheet it read:

Wang Yuansheng ran thirty laps of the playground for Qiao Fei.

Signed: Wang Yuansheng, Qiao Fei

On the third sheet it read:

Wang Yuansheng punched Liu Jinlong five times for Qiao Fei.

Signed: Wang Yuansheng, Qiao Fei

Jiayang was quite surprised: "Who is this Wang Yuansheng?"

Me: "...forgot... I don't know such a person."

"Think about it."

I thought about it for a long time, and finally realized, yes, there is such a person!

Wang Yuansheng was my classmate in elementary school. The boy sitting in the row in front of me was short, small and weak, but his thinking was very precocious.In the fourth grade, by the way, in the fourth grade, he invited me under the jujube tree and said, Qiao Fei, I love you.I was eating syrup at the time, and I felt offended when I heard this, I swallowed the remaining syrup in my mouth, took a step forward, and pulled up his collar: "Wang Yuansheng, you dare to say it again! "

"You can say it ten times! Qiao Fei, I love you, Qiao Fei, I love you, Qiao Fei, I love you, Qiao Fei, I love you, Qiao Fei, I love you..."

I threw Wang Yuansheng on the ground by virtue of being tall and big: "Fuck you!" Then I covered my ears and imitated the girl in the movie, "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!"

For some unknown reason, Wang Yuansheng fell face down on the ground, his nose was broken, bleeding came out, and he sucked it into his mouth. He stood up and hated me: "I will prove it to you!"

He is really a ruthless person, and he proved it to me later.

A few days later, it was my turn to clean the toilet on duty.I was most afraid of this job, but Wang Yuansheng actually did it for me. For ten days in a row, I kept watch for him outside the women's toilet while he worked inside.Fill in a sum every day, make up two orthographic characters, like an IOU, and both of us signed on it.

A few days later, I was fined by the head teacher to run [-] laps of the playground because I was talkative in class.I am not afraid of running away, but the last episode of "Legend of the New White Snake" was on TV, and I was anxious to go home to watch TV. Wang Yuansheng said: "I will replace you! Anyway, the teacher is upstairs, and I am downstairs. It is so far away. Even if you put on your coat, the teacher won't be able to tell!" As soon as I heard it was ok, I signed the note again.And so owed him another sum in the matter.

Later, I offended the school bully Liu Jinlong. It is said that Liu Jinlong’s father ran a butcher’s shop. He was tall and big since he was a child, and he especially liked to steal other people’s things. A girl in our class bought a new bicycle, and he snatched it for himself. ride.I was practicing pole vaulting on the playground at the time, and I used the pole in my hand to fly Liu Jinlong down from a long distance. Liu Jinlong got up and was about to hit me. Wang Yuansheng, who didn't know where he was last second, suddenly came from a corner Out of nowhere, standing in front of me, actually played a little hero to save the beauty.He raised his head and said to Liu Jinlong, "Don't hit the girl!" Liu Jinlong pointed at me, "Qiao Fei did it first! I must return it!" Wang Yuansheng patted his chest, and just like that, Liu Jinlong punched me five times.I was really moved at the time, so I signed the third article again.

I originally thought this way: whatever you want to prove that you like me, anyway, if I don't like you, I will pull you down.What can you do to me?
But what I didn't expect was that not long after, the school organized a movie, in which a girl said to the boy: "You saved me three times, and I will be your wife."

Just such a line from the movie has become the standard respected by elementary school boys and girls when they date - if a boy saves a girl three times, then they must get married.Wang Yuansheng believed it, and so did I.

This led to the signing of the fourth note, which read:

Because Wang Yuansheng saved Qiao Fei three times, Qiao Fei agreed to marry Wang Yuansheng when she grows up.

Signed: Wang Yuansheng, Qiao Fei

Having said that, after reading the fourth note, Jiayang and I were rocked with laughter at these childhood funs and obsessions.Having said that, we still feel a little warm in our hearts.

Opened the fifth note and we couldn't stop laughing after reading it.

I saw that it said:

If Qiao Fei did not abide by the agreement and married someone other than Wang Yuansheng, then her future husband would die! ! !
Signed: Wang Yuansheng, Qiao Fei

4
jofi
At dawn, there was only one day left before we went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for marriage.

At the breakfast table, my mother served Jiayang a bowl of porridge, fried dough sticks, and peeled tea eggs for him.

I opened my hand and asked her for my share.Mom was annoyed: You didn't!You do not deserve!
Me: What's wrong with me?It was Jiayang who was itching to find that box!He also dug out those notes.

Mom: I said, when you were a child, what did you sign that torn note for others?
Dad was drinking porridge on the sidelines and never participated in the discussion.

Me: Hey...it's a big deal, it's all in my childhood, who can take it seriously?What's wrong with me just getting married?
Mom's eyes were red: what's the big deal? !What do you take seriously?Marriage is such a big thing, there can't be any mistakes!This is bad luck!Let me tell you, if anything happens to Jiayang, I can't spare you!
Me: ...Understood, since Jiayang came, he is your son, I am not your daughter anymore!

Mom: Yes!Don't eat my breakfast!

I stood up in a rage, was grabbed by my father, and sat down again.

Dad put down the bowl and chopsticks: Let me say a few words.

Jiayang, who had not been involved in the discussion, looked up at my father.

Dad: ...what the child said when he was a child is nothing to worry about.But since the two of them turned out these notes, it should be taken seriously.Marriage is important, and there should be no place to add to the obstruction.

He looked at Jiayang at this moment, and Jiayang nodded, expressing his complete agreement.

Dad: After all, Feifei owed some favors to that Wang Yuansheng, and it was enough to pay them back one by one.When the time comes, find him, say hello, and let him absorb the curse he cast himself and it will be over.

Jiayang: This... Dad, why are you returning them one by one?

Dad: Wang Yuansheng ran [-] laps of the playground for Feifei, and you also went to the elementary school to run [-] laps of the playground.

Wang Yuansheng took Liu Jinlong's fist for Feifei, and you also went to Liu Jinlong to take five fists from him.

Wang Yuansheng cleaned the toilet for Feifei, you should go too!
Without further ado, do it today!
I saw Jiayang swallowed in his throat, and made a vague sound: "... huh?"

Dad: what?Can't do it or don't want to go?

Jiayang: ...Go!

Me: "...Jiayang, can you do it?"

Jiayang: "I can do it. In order to marry you safely, I will do anything!"

Dad: You have to rely on your conscience in this kind of thing, you can't be lazy and play tricks...

My mother was so distressed that tears were about to fall.

5
Cheng Jiayang

Sandy day.On the playground of Qiao Fei’s alma mater, I was running laps, wearing the sneakers of my father-in-law-to-be.Time is tight and tasks are heavy.My parents are coming from Beijing tonight, Qiao Fei and I will register tomorrow, and we have to finish those three things during the day, so we don’t have time to buy a pair of sneakers.After running three laps, the forefoot of the would-be father-in-law's sneakers opened.The sharp pebbles jumped in, and I had to throw them out while running, which was ridiculous.

I used to have good physical strength, running ten miles is not a big problem, but the leg injury I suffered in Africa has not yet healed, and I had a headache from drinking the day before yesterday, and my current state is Lin Daiyu. If Lin Daiyu ran thirty laps on the playground—— 9000 meters, will you vomit blood?
Sure enough, at the end of the run, I fell to the ground all of a sudden, with a fishy taste in my mouth.

Qiao Fei hurried forward to help me up: "Is it okay? Little brother."

"It's okay, trauma, trauma..." I wiped the corner of my mouth, "What's next?"

"Clean the toilet."

"...you're welcome... let's go." I helped her stand up.

When the children were in class, Qiao Fei and I sneaked into the teaching building, I cleaned the men's toilets, and Fei cleaned the women's toilets.I've never done this kind of thing before, it's really a test.It's really not as easy as when I entered the simultaneous interpretation box for the first time.But thinking about Qiao Fei, thinking that I'm going to marry her, and thinking about the curse on the note, I think it's bearable.Fortunately, the tools are complete, the water flow is sufficient, the nose is blocked, the psychological barrier has been overcome, and the cleaning of the toilet is not so unbearable.I cleaned the latrine on one side, and when I was washing the mop, I saw in the mirror that my hair and body were covered with dust, so I took off my T-shirt and planned to wash my face well.

I just took off my clothes, and the little fat guys whose heads reached my waist and who were in the second and third grades must have eaten their stomachs badly. He was stunned for a while when I was naked.

"You, who are you?" The little fat man looked at me.

"I, oh, I came here temporarily to clean the toilet."

"Why haven't I seen you?"

"...This child..." I said, "Didn't I tell you it was temporary?" I smiled at him flatteringly.

The little fat man was obviously scared: "Why don't you look like you clean the toilet?!"

"Don't worry about my appearance, uncle cleans it very well! Come on, come here, this pit, I just washed it, look at the window next to this side, and the sun, you must be very smooth! You can also lose weight... ...Is your family living well? Look at how fat you are." I stretched out my hand to pull the little fat man.

The little fat man was dragged over by me stiffly, and then pushed into a private room by me.

Fatty: "...Uncle, can you close the door?"

I said: "Of course, Uncle will close it for you. Oh, why can't it be closed?" I didn't realize that the mop head was stuck on the door hinge, "Hey, can't you hold it anymore? Then hurry up, Uncle doesn't look at..."

The little fat man suddenly snatched away from me with his stomach in his arms, and yelled, "Come on! There's a strange sorghum in the men's room!"

The little fat man rushed out from the men's toilet, and the cries shook the teaching building. Several teachers in the neighboring classrooms, as well as the teaching staff who heard the sound, all rushed out, and they wanted to get me.One of the grey-haired but tall and mighty men said, "Okay, you dare to do such immoral things right under my nose!"

"I didn't! I didn't..." I struggled.

"How dare you say no! You even took off your shirt! You stinky rascal!"

The man was about to grab me and pin me to the ground. Qiao Fei desperately hugged him from behind: "Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!"

The man looked back, but Qiao Fei recognized him: "Mr. Zhao, I am Qiao Fei! So you taught me physical education!"

Teacher Zhao: "...Oh, no! Why are you back, Qiao Fei?! Who is this?"

"This is my fiance!" Qiao Fei almost yelled out.

"Isn't your fiancé Gao Fan?"

"It's him!"

"It can't be him, he's a hooligan!"

"Mr. Zhao, you are completely wrong..."

Later, the teacher surnamed Zhao took us to the Academic Affairs Office for a good chat, and the misunderstanding was resolved.Knowing that Qiao Fei was dishonest on duty when she was a child, this time she brought me to make up for it, and they were quite moved.Before leaving, he shook hands with Qiao Fei and said that you are so promising, you should visit your alma mater often.He came over to shake hands with me again and said, look, you really can't measure people by their appearances, who can tell that you are Gao Fan!

Does this mean that I don't look good?

Before I asked what he meant, the teacher Zhao who was pushing me to the ground just now said that my child is also in Beijing and is about to graduate. He is a chef. Can you help arrange a job for me?

I laughed and said that I would help find opportunities.

When Qiao Fei and I left the elementary school, I saw the little fat man who had just shouted that I was a strange man standing at the door. The friends were far away from him, holding their noses and making fun of it: "It stinks..." His mother was furious Sidi came in from outside the school gate, holding a change of trousers in his hand, first came up and patted him on the head—this kid was actually pulled in his trousers.When I passed by him, I slowly waved my mouth at him and said, "...it should be..."

6
jofi
The butcher shop of Liu Jinlong’s family used to be in the market outside the community. My parents told me that he also didn’t study well, so he went to help his father clean up the pork.Later, I heard that Liu Jinlong felt that the butcher shop made little money, so he learned the craft, changed the shop, and opened a hair salon in the original location.I haven't seen Liu Jinlong since I entered high school, and I don't know what he looks like now.I found the hair salon purely from memory.

There was only one female guest in the room, and the male barber with pigtails had just finished cutting her hair. He used a small mirror to look at the curve of her hairstyle and asked her, "Sister Li, are you satisfied?" The female guest was quite satisfied. Get up to pay, the hairdresser is a bit sissy, talking to this female customer and hooking her shoulders.

Then he came over to greet us, quite enthusiastically: "Who cut your hair, you two?"

The moment I was about to say "I'm looking for someone, I'm looking for Liu Jinlong", I suddenly found the traces of Liu Jinlong's eyebrows and eyes on the barber's face. It was clearly his outline, but it was obviously not. The original Liu Jinlong was XXL size XY Chromosome, but this one is clearly M XX chromosome.As if struck by lightning, I pointed at his face: "You, you, you... are you Liu Jinlong?"

He was taken aback for a moment, and looked at my face for a long time: "Oh, Qiao Fei! Long time no see!"

"Yeah, long time no see!" I couldn't control my voice at all, "Liu Jinlong, why are you so unrecognizable?!"

"Don't talk nonsense, my name is Liu Yifan now!"

"...What the hell is going on?" I said in a shrill voice.

Liu Jinlong, oh no, Liu Yifan.He was originally born in a family of meat eaters, and he was served by his parents with all kinds of good meat and cooked food since he was a child. He was the fattest and most powerful when he snatched a girl's bicycle and was thrown down by me with a pole.Excess fat affected his hormone secretion, that's when he began to realize that he didn't really want to be a boy, he liked girls' clothes, girls' bicycles, and girls' long hair, anyway, he just wanted to be a boy Be a girl.He was concentrating on these things, and his poor academic performance was even worse.After graduating from junior high school, he simply went home and learned how to cut pork and make cooked food with his father, wanting to anesthetize himself with this rough job.

Liu Yifan soon found that he couldn't bear to be a rough guy who smelled like raw meat. He wanted to be a refined person, so he went home every day after get off work to put on makeup and look in the mirror.Paper can't hold fire, and his parents found out about it one day.His father was about to beat him to death. He said that I didn't want to live anyway, so I might as well jump off the building, so he jumped onto the window sill in one step.Seeing his determination, his parents relented, hugged his legs and knelt on the ground and said, my child, the house is on the first and a half floors anyway, you can't fall to death and become disabled, we still have to serve you, then we would rather let you be a girl ...In this way, Liu Yifan can be himself!He lost weight and had plastic surgery, and his image changed drastically.Because I had the experience of shaving pig's trotters, I had a good basis for barbering. After staying in Lanxiang Technical School, I returned to my hometown and changed the butcher shop into a hair salon.

I was very touched after hearing this, and jumped up holding him: "Liu Yifan, I admire you so much! And you are so beautiful now!"

"You're fine too...Really, but let me tell you, you have to pay attention to the corners of your eyes. Every night before you cleanse your face, press it with ice cubes. Let me tell you, it's very tight..." He chatted with me After talking for a long time, I saw Jiayang behind me, and my eyes rolled on the spot, "...Oh, who is this guy? He looks so good..."

"My fiancé," I said.

"It's a pity that he..."

I was angry at the time, Jiayang nodded and smiled at him, Liu Yifan's fingers were wrapped around his hair, and his face turned red.

I said, "Stop doing this. I have something to do with you!"

Liu Yifan's eyes were still on Jiayang: "...What do you want from me?"

I said, "I want you to punch him five times..."

Liu Yifan: "Huh?!"

I told him the whole story, and Liu Yifan nodded straightly and said, "I have impressions, impressions... Hey, I really have impressions of Wang Yuansheng's hero saving the beauty... Well then, don't worry about what I did So, I am a gentleman now, but since you are so persistent, then I will reluctantly..."

Liu Yifan walked around Jiayang unsteadily as he said that, with a frivolous look and a smirk at the corner of his mouth, taking advantage of Jiayang's inattention, he swung round and attacked him...

Jia Yang suddenly said: "You look so good-looking, let me see how ruthless your hands are..."

It's really flattering and flattering, Liu Yifan was instantly happy. He clamped his shoulders, raised two small fists, and knocked Jiayang's shoulders like a mallet. After knocking several times, he said in his mouth: "I hate it, you irritating……"

Jiayang giggled.

These three things are finally done, and I am very happy to take the opportunity to meet my former teachers and friends.But at this time, Jiayang and I were exhausted.They sat down on the floor in front of a small shop and each drank two bottles of soda.Jiayang asked me, "Should we go find that Wang Yuansheng who cast the poisonous curse?"

"Yeah." I took out my phone, and on it was Wang Yuansheng's address that Liu Yifan helped me find.

Jiayang and I found the three-story old building, found the floor of the unit, the house where Wang Yuansheng lived, and rang the doorbell. After a long time, an old lady came out with a face like a jujube stone. See us.

"Excuse me, does Wang Yuansheng live here?" I asked.

"Yes."

"I am his elementary school classmate, I am looking for him." I am very happy.I am going to see Wang Yuansheng soon, and I am quite excited. I want to see how this boy who liked me since childhood has become. I also want to introduce Jiayang to him well, and ask him to take back the curse and bless us.I want my marriage to be flawless.

"...he's dead..." said the old lady.

7
Cheng Jiayang

My brother Jiaming’s Mercedes-Benz RV was parked at the intersection, and I limped over. The window slid down, and there were Jiaming and my parents inside. The three of them saw me as if they had seen a monster.I knew how emaciated I was after a round of tossing, and I moved my jaw: "Dad, mom, brother, it's hard work, I will take you to the hotel..."

There is a metallurgical worker’s hostel near Qiao Fei’s house. I took my parents who were on the go there, and they found that the toilets and bathrooms on each floor are shared.I carefully watched their reactions, Jia Ming was always joking and joking, my father never showed any emotion, but my mother never had a good face.The three of them washed up briefly, and I took them to a restaurant booked by the prospective father-in-law.Finally, the day before Qiao Fei and I were about to register, the parents of both sides met.

The atmosphere was a little awkward at first.

Joe's father can't speak, and my father didn't speak. As a result, the seven people at the table stared at the dishes on the table.

Finally Jia Ming said, "Oh, this tofu skin looks good."

I quickly said: "Yes, yes, brother, you can give it to Dad to taste...and this, this is also good!"

Qiao Fei: "Oh yes, this stewed goose is the signature dish here."

My elder brother Jiaming has always been the one who gave Qiao Fei the most face, and immediately made a cheerful gesture: "Really?! I just want to try this, parents, come..."

Jiaming was busy asking for cloth and vegetables for my dad, but my dad suddenly said in a low voice: "Sit down, I have something to say." Jiaming lost his temper on the spot, and my dad looked at Qiao Fei, "Then, you Translate everything I say to your parents in sign language, and don't miss a single word."

Qiao Fei looked at me with a look of uncertainty: "Oh..."

My dad: "Let's be honest, I really don't agree with Jiayang and Qiao Fei."

When he said a word, my mother, who was uncomfortable with all kinds of rough environments before, felt at ease in an instant, raised her neck, and looked around, while Jiaming's embarrassment broke out, and she was about to get under the table immediately.

My dad went on to say, "Why? It's not right to be in the same family. It's not that I have the concept of family status. This is true in China, in fact, in any country. The two of them are good now, and they can overcome everything. After living for a long time, they are all Contradiction. It exists objectively."

Qiao Fei gestured quickly with her fingers, but her face became more and more rigid. I saw a kind of forbearance and grievance on Qiao's mother's face, while Qiao's father's face was calm and calm.

I blurted out: "Dad!"

My mom said, "Who taught you to be so rude? Why don't you let your dad finish the sentence?"

I bow my head.

My dad continued: "I had a meeting today and tomorrow, but I still came to see the two of them register for marriage. That is to say, I still accepted the union of these two children. Not because of anything else, but because of Jiayang's heart." Very special...We value Qiao Fei. We also value Jia Yang very much. If he insisted on it, we agreed. I hope you two can get along well from now on, improve your level, in all aspects - business, life Up……"

He had almost finished speaking, and at the same time picked up the wine glass in his hand: "Come on, let's have a toast."

My father's words made me feel really ups and downs... I waited for him to regret that he would not let us get married, but he finally agreed, and my heart was relieved, and I immediately picked up the glass: "Dad That’s right, we must improve our level in all aspects…”

But Joe's father didn't pick up the wine glass. He started to talk, and Qiao Fei began to translate for him slowly and carefully.

Joe's father: My dear, don't think it's too early for me to call you that.Anyway, the two children will be registered tomorrow.I heard that you are older than the governor's official, right?It is really an honor for me to be able to climb up with you as a relative.

Jofi interrupted: Dad, what are you talking about?

Joe's father: Don't worry about it, continue to translate for me.

But what did you just say?You say improve the level?

What you mean is that you want Qiao Fei to improve so that she can match your Yang?

Let me tell you, it's still the same old truth, getting married and living a life is a matter for two people, it's hard to say who is superior and who is inferior.

Our couple thinks you two are tall, but your Jiayang thinks that we, Qiao Fei, are also tall.

Having said that, the sharpness has come to the fore, my parents are looking at me at the same time, and Jiaming is very interested.

Joe's father: Don't believe me?

If you don't believe me, just ask Jiayang, if you don't talk about it, how many crimes did he suffer in order to marry us Feifei in just two days?

Running on the playground, sweeping the latrine, and being beaten.

Who do you think is taller and who is lower between the two of them?

Jiaming blurted out: "Yeah? What else is there?"

Papa Joe: It's not over yet.

He did this to break a curse, and guess what, he finally paid off the debt, the curse...

When Qiao's father said this, Qiao Fei and I stood up at the same time and looked at him in horror.

After knowing that Wang Yuansheng was dead and that the curse on the note could not be broken, Qiao Fei and I had already reached an agreement with her parents. This matter should be treated as never happened, and no one is allowed to mention it again, especially no one. Talk to my parents.Who knew that this old man would backtrack again!
Qiao Fei: Didn't you agree not to let me talk about it? !

Joe's father: It's all the truth, why don't you let me tell it? !

Qiao Fei: Jiayang and I don't take it seriously, why did you tell his parents?

Father Joe: If you don't tell them, you won't know how much their son cares about you!

Joffe: Can you shut up?
Papa Joe: No!

Me: "Qiaofei, what are you talking about? What did your father say with his hands, can't you tell my parents?"

My mother seemed to have a premonition: "What curse? Say it clearly!"

Qiao Fei turned her back, did not speak, shut her mouth tightly, and would never translate what her father said to my parents.

Papa Joe: So I won't tell them?Can't hide it.

Then he took out a piece of paper prepared in advance from his shirt pocket and showed it to my parents. The handwriting on it was actually quite delicate: Your son Jiayang has been cursed, and he will die badly if he marries Qiao Fei , the person who cast the curse is dead and can't be broken, but he still relies on marrying Qiao Fei.Who do you say is taller and who is lower?

Jofi and I were about to break down.

Qiao's mother's eyes were red, and she wanted to grab his husband by the collar.

My parents were even more pale.

My dad got up "teng": "You guys are messing around!"

He turned and left, and my mother got up and left.

Qiao's mother finally ran out crying. Qiao Fei hated her father's bad things, and couldn't get angry again, so she ran out with her mother.

I was so impatient, I looked at my prospective father-in-law: what are you doing?Are you trying to ruin me and Jofi?What good is it to you if you ruin us?
Qiao's father still calmed down: It's not good to hide this matter from your parents. As for whether you and Qiao Fei will be destroyed or not, you should think about it carefully!If you regret it, there is still time...

Jia Ming: "Then what, I drove for seven hours today, can I have something to eat?"

Joe's father immediately poured wine for him, and gestured with his hand: eat, eat more...

I turned around and left.

8
Cheng Jiayang

I didn't go back to Joffe's that night, I went to the guest house and got another room myself.I lay in bed thinking for a long time, and realized that I was really tired.Qiao Fei and I have gone through many hardships for so many years. In order to get my father's consent, my little life was almost lost in Africa. Now that we are about to register our marriage with difficulty, her father has started to get angry again.Who am I offending?

After a while, someone knocked on the door and opened the door. It was my mother.

She asked me what was going on with a pleasant face, as if she was ready to listen.

I planned to tell her exactly what I was saying, but when I reached the eighth sentence, my mother said: "It's still too late, let's go back to Beijing, don't marry her."

I was stunned.

"The two families are at odds with each other, and everyone has such a strong personality. I understand Qiao Fei. When I saw her father today, I knew why this girl is so stubborn. Listen to me, Jiayang, you can't marry this person! What's more , isn’t there a poisonous curse? Aren’t you afraid?”

"I do not know either……"

My mother shook her head: "Look, if you don't know, it means that you are not so determined. I don't want my child to be cursed! Go home with Mom and Dad, huh?"

I thought about it for a long time: "...Mom, I know at least one thing. If I marry Qiao Fei, I will have a bad life. If I don't marry her, I will definitely have a bad life..." After I finished speaking, I cried Woke up, couldn't stop crying, "I...that's what I am, Mom, I have suffered so much, I don't want to give up halfway..."

Mom hugged me and sighed leisurely.

It rained lightly the next day, and our two families finally met again at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Joe's father said to me: Have you thought about it?

Me: I think about it.I don't care whether I cast a curse or not, and the hardships I suffered before are nothing.I must marry Jophy.

Joe's father smiled: "Then go in."

Qiao Fei gently held my hand, and the parents of both sides had no communication during the whole process.

The marriage registration office is on the second floor, and there are still a few people queuing in front of us.Qiao Fei helped me tidy up my collar. She lowered her head slightly, with long eyelashes, and a little honey bug flew over her.My eyes were attracted by the little honey bug, and I was taken to other people by it, and I saw it landed on a person's head - bald head, I took a closer look, and it turned out to be the divine and guiding person in the barbecue shop. I'm going for the bald head of the box!
I cried out, "Oh, why are you here?"

The bald head stepped forward a few steps: "You are not allowed to get married!"

Qiao Fei: "Who is this?"

Me: "This is the bald head I told you about!"

Bald head: "Qiao Fei, don't marry him! I won't allow it!"

Qiao Fei: "You won't allow it? Which onion are you?"

Bald: "I'm Wang Yuansheng!"

Qiao Fei carefully identified: "...Oh, it's really you. You used to be pretty, how did you become like this?"

Bald head: "My grandma thinks I'm not growing tall, so she gave me bovine colostrum."

Qiao Fei: "Are you alive?"

Bald head: "This is all arranged by your father!"

Joe's father finally came up from behind, and told us the truth with Wang Yuansheng with a smile.It turned out that from eating cucumbers at the barbecue restaurant, to finding the treasure box, to testing my three levels, and finally to the poisonous curse that could not be unraveled, all were tests arranged by Dad Qiao for me. For this reason, many people were invited to help—— The couple and mistress who fought in the barbecue shop were actually professional actors of the Pingju Troupe. These messy twists and turns were to see if I really loved his daughter.The truth finally came out, and I proved my love for Qiao Fei, which made the father-in-law very satisfied, and my parents seemed relieved.

The clerk asked me to go through the formalities.Who knew that Wang Yuansheng suddenly took out a beer bottle from his arms at this time, smashed it on the table next to it with a "snap", and slowly pushed towards us.

"Qiaofei, let me tell you, I'm not fake for helping your father, and my heart for you is also true! I'm telling you, you have to marry me! Otherwise, I'll ruin you!"

As Wang Yuansheng said, he was about to come up and stab me with a broken bottle, but a man flew out and pinned him to the ground. It was my brother Jiaming.Wang Yuansheng still resisted, but my brother had already pushed a tube of blue injection into his neck accurately and proficiently.The efficiency of intravenous injection is high, and Wang Yuansheng, who was excited to hurt someone a second ago, suddenly smiled and lay comfortably on the ground.

Qiao Fei was startled: "Brother, look, today is a happy event between me and Jiayang. This man didn't make any big mistakes. My dad ordered him to do so. Why did you inject him to death?"

Jiaming looked at us: "Don't worry, sedative, I always bring some self-defense when I go to places I don't know."

The security guard came up and took Jiaming away without knowing the situation. My parents quickly stepped forward to explain that the one lying down was the bad guy.The security guards are going to take them all away. My dad said, do you know who I am? I'm looking for your leaders!The security guard said oh old man, our leader is at the senior level, do we still have time to see you? !Whoever you are, follow us!Mess up in the back.

Jofi said I'd go and have a look.

She was about to turn around when I grabbed her.

I was exhausted: "Forget it. Let them toss, let's get married first, and then don't make any fools..."

(End of the episode)

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