Wilderness Live

Chapter 1416 Get slapped in the face for everything! 【Come and subscribe】

Now, let alone you, when our fan army sees the big cat, they all want to grab a cat stick and go up to tease it twice. Are you afraid?
Why are you still pretending to be nervous, the next moment a tiger pounces on you, you will die.

It should be a tiger pounced on it, so it has to die right away?
false!
shameless!
Dramatic!

"Uh……"

Jia Long, who thinks she has excellent acting skills, is dumbfounded and doesn't know what to say.

It seems...probably...possibly...my acting skills have been seen through by the fans?

Wow, how embarrassing and embarrassing.

"Pfft ha ha ha, what are you talking about, I can't understand. Oh, we have to be careful, there are tigers in this forest, which means that there are many other creatures, maybe there are red-eyed animals. Mao Mao, be careful to smell ,do you know?"

"Ow!"

Since he couldn't pretend anymore, Jia Long started to change the subject.

It's just that in the barrage of the live broadcast room, words like 'shameless', 'actress', 'liar anchor', etc. were desperately swiped. After more than ten minutes, the rhythm of this wave gradually subsided.

Wow, with more fans, it seems hard to cheat.

Jia Long wiped off his sweat secretly, feeling tired.

It's so hard to deceive me how to do the show effect...

She just felt uncomfortable, and suddenly her feet slipped!
"Ouch!"

The vigilance skills flooded into my heart in an instant, allowing the girl to react.

Originally stepping on the ground, for Jia Long today, it is not so dangerous anyway.

But the problem is that she is carrying a whole body of luggage, and if she calculates the weight carefully, it is almost [-] kilograms!

You know, Jia Long's current weight is only [-] kilograms, which may be less than that.

Besides, as soon as she had a stress response and wanted to stabilize her balance or roll over, her terrible belly began to throb and hurt, causing her to lose her strength for a moment.

So, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the girl screamed sweetly and rolled to the bottom of a damp hill, more than five meters high, and rolled directly into an extremely muddy ravine.

After a loud bang, a slim 'clay figurine' with mud-colored hair, clothes, and backpack, except for the white eyes, stood up from the ravine.

"I'm... woo... Bah!"

Just as Jia Long wanted to curse, he spat out a mouthful of sand.

"Pfft hahaha!"

"This shouldn't be an act, hahahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Swelling Long, making you look down on tigers!"

"Xiao Menglong, this is the fate of your showman."

"Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

"This style of falling geese on the flat sand is excellent, and it is also very precise when rolling. The judges gave it a [-]-point evaluation."

Jia Long climbed up from the bottom of the mud pit in a panic, and then looked at her whole body, wanting to cry.

"I just took a shower yesterday, and my clothes are so clean, it's so itchy, won't there be leeches sucking on me? Wow, it's uncomfortable."

She really wanted to scold her.

This step in the air is like seeing a ghost, it doesn't make sense.

Even if I'm not in the Valkyrie mode, I still have so many skills and basic points, and I'm still rolling down the hill?Same as funny.

"Puff puff puff, rake rake dirty, smelly."

Maomao covered the little bear's mouth, and was obviously amused by the side.

"Maomao, you have your share. Dad didn't laugh at you when you fell down."

"Mamomi is pulling down."

Maomao categorically denied it, expressing that he had never fallen.

Even if there was, it was a few months ago, when it was "little", and now Mao Mao has grown up.

It's been a few months old, and it doesn't fall down.

Harrow must be more months old, and fell down, humiliated.

Maomao expressed his disdain for Jia Long.

"I……"

Jia Long suddenly felt even more uncomfortable.

Even today, it’s okay for the audience to roar with laughter, but even the children raised by their own hands laugh at themselves?

What a failure to be a human being.

"Hurry up and go to the front. I want to find water to take a bath. Maomao can smell where there is water."

Jia Long instructed.

"Yeah, okay, Maomao."

Maomao is not like a netizen, who catches Jia Long's embarrassing place and keeps making jokes. When he hears that Jia Long is asking for it again, he immediately cheers up and sniffs as he walks.

"Maomao is really weird, it doesn't look like you, it's a bunch of annoying ghosts!"

Jia Long acted viciously, wiping his face with a towel while staring at the drone camera.

Because the barrage was still mocking her.

Too bad, no one cares about my body?I remember before, everyone cared and cared for me, you guys have changed!
Netizens are big pigs!

Jia Long complained, and then complained to herself, with as pitiful an expression as she wanted.

She doesn't look back, she is getting more and more fierce in the live broadcast room, and she has the feeling of being close to a Valkyrie. Gradually, netizens are getting used to her being a "little superwoman", so if she stumbles and rolls, no one will worry ah.

In fact, when Jia Long rolled down, he started the 'golden bell cover iron cloth shirt', his body was as tough as iron, and he really didn't get hurt.

It's just embarrassing, very, very embarrassing.

wow wow...

Jia Long followed Mao Mao, cleaning her body all the way, and took out the clean water in the kettle to waste, wiping here and there.

Not long after, the dirty little face finally returned to almost its original appearance. On the slightly babyish youthful face, there was a touch of smudges, which added to the girl's appearance.

For some reason, no matter how embarrassed this girl is, she always has a weird sense of beauty?

Heck.

The audience also started exclaiming hell.

In Jia Long's live broadcast room, Master Long was very weird, not only when she was dressed up beautifully, but also when she was in a mess, she was always able to take beautiful shots.

In fact, this is the ghost of the drone.

Of course, Jia Long rolled down the hill, but it had nothing to do with it.She wasn't careful herself, and the drone didn't take the blame.

Maomao's efficiency is high. When Jia Long walked more and more uncomfortable, if it wasn't for the camera to shoot, she would definitely find a place to undress and check if there were leeches and other insects in the mud biting herself, it screamed loudly .

"Rake, yes! Qin Mian, yes!"

Maomao pointed to the front and called out.

"Is there any water? It's better not to be a stagnant muddy pond again."

Jia Long was not very excited when he heard this, because in this jungle, it seems that most of the water sources exist in the form of stagnant ponds.

Stagnant water is not easy to use, especially stagnant water with a lot of bacteria and microorganisms, which will cause big problems.

In fact, the geology of the Xili Basin belongs to the geology of gradual desertification, which is prone to water loss. Although this forest is a little better, the rainfall is not sufficient. If most of the water source is not preserved in the form of stagnant water, it must have been lost.

But there are always exceptions, such as the stream found yesterday, and the water source that Mao Mao smelled.

When Jia Long walked to the area pointed out by Maomao, she only heard the murmur of the stream, and she felt a burning pain on her face——was slapped in the face again.

Today I always feel that I will be slapped in the face for everything, why is it so unlucky.

(End of this chapter)