Wilderness Live

Chapter 1665 The story that Master Long and... have to tell【Come to subscribe】

"Fuck, who is in the toilet? I want to go to the toilet, but I waited for a long time at the door and no one came out!"

"Damn it, all I know is that Jia Long hasn't come back to the toilet, so he's still in there, right? It's been an hour!"

"Fuck, she won't fall into the toilet, why don't you break in and have a look, brother?"

"Damn it, you told me to break into the toilet where the lesbians go, and you want me to be beaten to death?"

"Damn it, if you don't want to help, how can I go to the bathroom? I can't hold it anymore!"

"Damn it, it's not brother, I seem to smell something, aren't you really in your pants?"

"Damn it, did you smell it? It's actually only a little bit, I really didn't lie to you..."

"Damn it, get away from me, vomit!"

"Fuck, ruthless!"

……

Looking at the two 'fuck' brothers who were talking in the wide room, Comrade Qian Chen couldn't help it, and gave some pointers.

"Uh, two, I also went to the toilet just now, we can't use the one on this floor, you can ask those red-eyed soldiers, the one upstairs can be used by us."

"Damn it, Comrade Qian, why didn't you say so earlier!"

The master exuding a strange smell looked embarrassed, and ran out with his hands on his buttocks.

Well, there is one less brother in a hurry, and it is difficult to sing alone, and no one can sing the oboe with the other.

The atmosphere suddenly quieted down.

"What's the matter with Xiao Jia? Are you really dealing with some girl problem, or are you hiding in the toilet and playing?"

Qian Chen knew that Jia Long hid in the toilet, and he had been paying attention to this world-renowned female anchor who he brought with him.

Before, she felt that there was a gap between her and these super masters, but at the meeting point, she greeted and chatted with Lao Tang and Lao Zhu, and chatted happily with the senior Taoists who came later. He suddenly understood that Jia Long was not with isolated from the world.

Moreover, she has a wide network of contacts, and even Senior Wuming Daoist has an inseparable relationship with her.

"This girl is a little frizzy, but she has a unique sense of reliability when she does things. She just doesn't know what she's doing right now. She hides in the toilet and doesn't come out. She won't be broadcasting live in it, right?"

Comrade Qian is still too young.

He guessed that the most impossible thing was really what Jia Long was doing.

buzzing buzzing --

In the toilet, there was a long groan.

Not flies, not mosquitoes.

It is a UAV, which is the Sisichong Live UAV.

In front of the drone camera, the girl looked innocent and looked for everyone to comfort her.

"Do you think that I am really miserable, and I have to waste time. I may not be able to meet my mission time. Huh, it's so miserable."

"Wow, Mao Mao is so sad."

Maomao was also at the side, hiding his face innocently.As if it was miserable too.

But Maomao doesn't understand what Jia Long is selling.

"Yeah, Mao Mao is also miserable, we both can't keep up with the task time, woo woo woo."

Jia Long pretended to cry loudly, picked up Mao Mao and opened her big eyes together. Two pairs of black pupils were aimed at the camera of the drone, and blood appeared on her face.

That's right, Jia Long is on the air, just for comfort.

I'm going to fail the mission, and I'm going to accept the system's unknown punishment. I don't care about the principle, I just want everyone to comfort me!
Don't ask for comfort and uncomfortable Sky!
"Wow, Longlong is so pitiful!"

"I made a plan for a month, but it's going to be overtime. I'm so pitiful."

"But it's too cute."

"Little Menglong doesn't cry, come hug me in my brother's arms."

"What exactly is the task you mentioned, and where are you now? If you don't explain clearly how we can comfort you."

"Pfft haha, Maomao, don't be like your mother, selling miserably or something will make people bleed."

"It's the most shameful to be invisible."

"Master Long is an iron-blooded man, Master Xinlong is the cutest in the world."

On the bullet screen, a large number of netizens spoke or comforted, or asked what happened to Jia Long.

"Anyway, I'm miserable, everyone just comfort me."

Jia Long pouted all the time, putting on a pitiful, helpless and weak demeanor, which was charming.

If the audience didn't know that she was actually quite awesome, I'm afraid they would be really moved by her appearance and misunderstand that she was a pitiful and soft girl.

However, if you sell miserably, you should sell miserably, and Jia Long still knows the principles of conduct.

Especially for this operation, the level of secrecy is too high. If someone from Xinshiguo finds out through her live broadcast that she has followed the team of super experts and hid in Xinshi City, it will be a big problem.

After being exposed, I am afraid that they will be surrounded by the Holocene City.

So she kept her mouth shut and didn't say where she was.

It's just that the drone keeps taking pictures of the small space Jia Long is in. Everyone takes a look, well, you are actually hiding in the toilet, are you so pitiful?

This adds to Jia Long's poor authenticity.

"Wow, I've been chatting for an hour before I knew it. Alas, after talking for so long, I'm almost in a good mood. If it's too late, it's too late. No matter how sad, there is no way for me to extend the mission time..."

Jia Long looked at the time displayed on the drone, and sadly prepared to download it.

But when she talked about the 'extending time method', a certain light of inspiration flashed in her heart, but the flash of inspiration disappeared quickly, and she couldn't remember it anymore.

So she resignedly gave up and continued to pursue, but stood up from the toilet and utensil with the lid on.

"If there is a chance, I will start the broadcast again. See you for now."

puff.

After turning off the drone live broadcast, Jia Long felt a little better.

It's not so sad anymore.

At least there are so many people who care about themselves.

"Maomao, we are still liked by many people, so let's work hard in the final battle!"

"Duck fat!"

Both Mao Mao and Jia Long seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood.

With the little guy in his arms and a drone in his hand, the fully armed Jia Long pushed open the toilet door.

In fact, this toilet is quite clean. Don’t think it is a red-eyed person’s stronghold. The toilet will be very dirty, because the red-eyed person’s door completely obeys the order, and they will not be lazy in cleaning, so the ground and even the urinal are as clean as they have been licked. Same.

Oh... well, goodness knows how they clean it...

Oops, the sense of picture is coming.

Thinking of this, Jia Long felt a chill and nausea.

Putting aside these messy and evil thoughts quickly, Jia Long focused on the front.

"what?"

As soon as she noticed the reality, she saw two wriggling brothers who were about to cry outside the toilet door.

"What happen to you guys?"

Jia Long was stunned.

The faces of the two of them darkened, they just glanced at Jia Long, then passed her without saying a word, and got into the toilet back and forth, even walking very quickly.

"Wow, two big men squeezed into one toilet bowl, it's really dirty."

Jia Long was puzzled, just hugged Maomao and shook his head and walked back to the passage.

Fortunately, she didn't say this out loud, otherwise the two buddies inside would have to rush out and fight her.

Who let Jia Long occupy the toilet for so long?

"Uh... you're back? Feeling better?"

When Jia Long opened the door of the spacious room and walked into it, the two super masters, Old Tang and Old Qian, came together to chat at some point. They were guarding the door and found that Jia Long had returned with a normal expression. The feeling of relief.

"Well, thank you for your concern, I'm much better."

Jia Long was a little moved, she didn't know that the two people were so careful, but they found out that they were in a bad mood.

Especially Uncle Tang, I really misunderstood him as a rough old man.

"That's good, go and have a rest. There are tents prepared by the red-eyed man over there. You can open one of them and lie down."

Old Tang had turned into a soft-spoken Uncle Tang, and smiled very gently at Jia Long.

"Okay, thank you for your concern."

Jia Long also responded with a sweet smile, then walked towards her luggage with her arms around Maomao.

She was thinking about whether she would really set up a tent to rest like the super experts in several rooms, and squeeze as much as possible, because it was impossible for someone to come and squeeze into her tent.

Hmph, although I'm a man at heart, but a girl on the outside, do you dare to come?I can't beat you to death.

Jia Long seems to have recovered a little.

But she didn't hear the chat between Old Tang and Comrade Qian, if she did, she would have to fight him.

"It took an hour to deal with it, oh, it's embarrassing for this girl."

"I will definitely write it down. When I am appointed as an instructor of female special forces soldiers in the future, I will take this as an incentive and let them see Jia Long. Even with such a large number of people, she still insists on fighting. It is really serious. Female warrior."

The two were so moved.

What is this called?
This is called a beautiful misunderstanding.

Oh no, in a short period of time, at least a few beauties were misunderstood.

"The tent frame is set up. It seems that my craftsmanship is still good. I can move like the wind among so many people. I will build the tent soon."

Jia Long put Maomao down on the ground, and it took only 3 minutes to set up a tent next to another tent in a corner of the spacious room.

It's just that she moved her little nose from time to time, always feeling some strange smell.

"It's not that I've been in the toilet for so long, so I brought the smell out, right? It's a little smelly. It's disgusting. Hurry up and get into the tent, at least it won't disgust others."

Her face turned crimson, and she quietly climbed up a ray of rosy clouds, called Mao Mao, and got into the tent.

"Hey, it doesn't smell so bad after coming in, what's the matter?"

Jia Long was dumbfounded.

She didn't know that the "comrade" next to her was her friend who had been blocked from the door by her for a long time, and it was too late in the end. He set up a tent to change clothes...

Well, what Jia Long did, now she has to bear certain consequences herself.

"Woo, what the hell, I won't stay in the toilet for so long next time, vomit..."

Outside the tent, the comrades who were far away from the two tents were stunned, and then admired Jia Long.

As expected of No. 20 on the super master list, they can endure what others can't. They, a group of super masters who can't get into the rankings, can only stay so far away.

This is the gap.

Well-deserved reputation, perseverance is too strong, awesome.

A group of people are willing to fail.

Fortunately, they didn't really have so many pants on their pants. The smell gradually dissipated after opening the window, and Jia Long in the tent gradually lost the stench.

"Maomao, don't you stink?"

She looked at the very normal Mao Mao in surprise.

Maomao raised his head strangely, as if he didn't understand what Jia Long said.

"Smelly!" After a lot of effort, it seemed to understand something, and nodded vigorously: "Rake, stinky. Mao Mao, stinky. Dog, stinky. Du, stinky."

"puff!"

Jia Long almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of saliva.

She got it.

Xiao Mao Mao is a bear, and his nose is hundreds of times stronger than that of humans. There is a high probability that everything smells bad.

So I really didn't pay attention to the little smell around here just now.

"Okay, it seems that the smell is not from Dad, we can take a break, do you want to eat something before that, alas, if there are not so many people around, I still want to start a live broadcast, and it will not be revealed in the tent environmental intelligence."

Jia Long felt sorry for them. If there weren't so many super experts coming and going around and talking loudly, she might be able to broadcast live in the tent.

But think about it, forget it, just now I hid in the toilet and broadcast for an hour, and even said goodbye, but the broadcast started again within a few minutes, isn't it too anxious?

"Seven! Momo Seven!"

Mao Mao's eyes lit up, and she crawled on the floor mat to Jia Long, begging for food.

"Snacks."

Jia Long shook his head helplessly.

……

The girl who started the live broadcast at will may not know what impact it will cause after she starts this live broadcast.

Aside from other things, every time Jia Long starts broadcasting, he can always use relevant events to quickly climb to No. 1 in the hot search.

This kind of heat became higher and higher as she got closer and closer to Xinshi City and slowly entered the center of the battle circle.

The reason is too simple.

It's not how exciting her live broadcast room is, nor is it because of Jia Long's live broadcast ability, nor is it that Valkyrie will haunt her live broadcast room.

Although the above are actually the key points that are extremely attractive in Long Ye's live broadcast room.

But another more important reason is also the original intention of the vast majority of netizens to enter Long Ye's live broadcast room for the first time.

That is, they want to get the 'frontline situation' from here, or in other words, they want to see the most authentic frontline.

But the problem is, even though the battle is so fierce, ordinary people want to get first-hand information about the war, but it is far from as simple as imagined.

After all, there is a need for secrecy in wars, and there will also be situations where countries will adopt certain false reports or even deliberately false information due to their own interests.

This kind of thing is not an accidental event in the history of various countries, but a trick that everyone will use, and it will be used in any war.

For example, this time when the coalition forces landed on the South Continent, the initial battle reports were all good news, saying that the situation was overwhelming.But in the end it proved that it was just to win the favor and support of the people.

The difference in Jia Long's live broadcast room lies in one thing - truth.

Even though her live broadcast room is still relatively narrow, and she can't talk about military secrets, nor can she mention the overall coalition combat intelligence, Jia Long herself is very subjective and tends to be Long Xia, after all, she is from Long Xia.

But because it is a live broadcast, the authenticity shown in the screen is much better than the processed or selected media reports.

At least in her live broadcast room, there are often many scenes of anxious battles, and some of the coalition forces lost.

What's more, although Jia Long is generally inclined to Long Xia, because she is not born in the army in essence, her speech is relatively fair and impartial.

In addition, in her live broadcast room, the live broadcast effect is indeed very good. Watching her gradually become stronger, the Valkyrie appeared in the camera again and again.

As a result, more and more people watched her live broadcast unknowingly.

And Jia Long's top search list, gradually, is not limited to Longxia's major search engines.

Instead, even various search engines in various countries have begun to rank first.

Every time she speaks, someone will study and interpret it.

This time, the incident of "Mr. Long squatting in the toilet wronged" is also like flying, and climbed to the No.1 of the major search engines.

What's even more funny is that it's just a young girl who lost control of her emotions, but unfortunately, many netizens began to interpret why she did this in various forums, and whether there was a deep meaning behind it.

What's even sweating is that some whimsical gods in some forums really analyzed the possibility that Jia Long might sneak into Xinshi City.

However, there are too many messy arguments, and the entire Internet is full of smoke, so these relatively reliable and accurate information have not received much response.

On the contrary, on video sites such as P Station, some great masters soon found inspiration from the pictures of Lord Long sitting on the toilet and utensils, started P pictures, and then made ghost animal videos, even matching songs Jia Long sang before, of course ghost animals That kind, put it online.

"The story that Master Long and the toilet have to tell, high-level ghost animals, enter with caution."

The amount of clicks breaks through the sky in an instant.

Probably the red-eyed person in charge of searching for information on the Internet, Xinshiguo, will be dumbfounded when he sees these spoof and smoky post videos.

In this way, it confuses the audience and makes it difficult for them to draw a conclusion, where is Jia Long.

(End of this chapter)