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Chapter 271 Wukong: Heavenly King, are you attacking or receiving?
Chapter 271 Wukong: Heavenly King, are you attacking or receiving?
"Monkey head, what are you congratulating, why is this heavenly king happy?" Li Tianwang asked with a puzzled expression.
"Quack, of course, congratulations to the Heavenly King for finding true love, so congratulations!" Sun Wukong said with a smile on his face.
Li Tianwang was stunned, did he find true love?
What the hell, is this monkey crazy? It's been a long time since I found true love. How many sons do I have?
All the immortals also looked confused, not knowing what the monkey meant.
Even the Jade Emperor was stunned, "Sun Wukong, what do you mean by saying that Li Tianwang found true love?"
"Quack, Your Majesty, Li Tianwang and that little thief are true love. Didn't you see that he was going to intercede for that little thief?" Sun Wukong winked.
The Jade Emperor looked bewildered, and all the immortals were also stunned, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.
That little thief is a man, how could it be Li Tianwang who found true love?What's the matter with this monkey, did he mistakenly think that the thief is a woman?
But after the monkey's reminder, the immortal family realized that Li Tianwang was not injured by the monkey, but was going to intercede for the little thief.
"Li Tianwang, is what Sun Wukong said true?"
Li Tianwang stared at Sun Wukong fiercely, and replied: "Your Majesty, I really want to intercede for that thief, but it's not true love as Monkey King said, that thief is a man!"
"It's right if it's a man, I really like to see the same sex!" Monkey King quacked and laughed strangely.
Li Tianwang's face was as dark as a pot of coal, and the muscles of all the immortals were also twitching. Even the Jade Emperor couldn't stand it anymore.
Nima, not only is this monkey ignorant of etiquette, he is arrogant and domineering, and loves to make troubles, even his thoughts are so dirty!
"Sun Wukong, be careful!" He couldn't help saying.
Sun Wukong looked stunned, nodded frequently and said: "Yes, be careful, be careful, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing, just know it in your heart!"
The Jade Emperor's face turned dark, Li Tianwang trembled with anger, and the other immortals shrugged their shoulders, looking like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
Nima, in the heart of this monkey, he has already decided that Li Tianwang is messing around.
"Li Qing, tell me why you pleaded for that thief." The Jade Emperor returned to the topic, and if he continued to be entangled by the monkey, Li Tianwang was about to lose his temper.
"Your Majesty, this is how it happened."
Li Tianwang straightened his face and told himself in his heart not to be ruined by a nasty monkey.
He glanced at the immortals with a rather complacent look on his face, and immediately explained how Han Yuan worshiped himself, and made such a big mistake just to see himself, and then recounted it with embarrassment.
Between the expressions, I was quite complacent. Look, I, Li Tianwang, have a great reputation, and there are many people who worship me. This idiot fan will not even give up his life just to see me. Do you have such an idiot fan?
All the immortals were stunned when they heard it, even the Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, muttering in his heart, Nima, it doesn't make sense, I am the Jade Emperor and manage the entire heaven, and there is no brainless fan to worship him, in order to see him Not hesitating to commit a crime?
How can Li Tianwang, He De, actually have a brainless fan?
"Your Majesty, I feel that this mistake is justifiable. It was committed because of my humble minister. If the thief is sent to the Immortal Killing Platform like this, I will feel uneasy. I hope Your Majesty will forgive me!" Li Tianwang At the end, he bowed and began to play.
The Jade Emperor thought about it, if it was not allowed, Li Tianwang felt a little bit upset, this is his capable minister, and he should not be chilled just because a few little fairies were robbed.
"Death crimes can be pardoned, but living crimes are inevitable. Otherwise, how can we uphold the rules of heaven? Just punish with a thousand lashes to correct the wind of heaven!" The Jade Emperor said slowly.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Li Tianwang was overjoyed.
As for whipping a thousand times, for such a trivial matter, just put some water on it, to ensure that there is no damage at all.
"Congratulations, congratulations Li Tianwang, you have to love someone!" At this time, that monkey Monkey King came out to make trouble again.
Li Tianwang's face was instantly black as if it had been smeared with ink. He stared at the monkey, wishing he could slap him to death!
Nima, how does this monkey talk?
"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!" Li Tianwang gritted his teeth.
"Quack, Li Tianwang, I have a question I want to ask." Monkey King showed curiosity.
"Say!"
"Heavenly King, is that thief as handsome as a woman?"
The corner of Li Tianwang's mouth twitched, "How can a gentleman look like a woman?"
"Hey, Li Tianwang means that the third prince Nezha is not a man?"
What the hell!
Li Tianwang almost ran away, who doesn't know, Nezha has a pretty face, and he has a male body and a female appearance?
Is this monkey deliberately picking things up?
Li Tianwang was almost going to fight him one-on-one, but thinking that he even defeated Nezha, his chances of winning a one-on-one fight with him are not very high.
"Heavenly King, isn't that thief quite handsome?" Monkey King asked again.
Li Tianwang had a dark face and wanted not to answer, but seeing the monkey's expression, if he didn't answer, maybe he would say something.
"Hmph, he's alone, so he's naturally much prettier than your monkey head!"
"Sure enough, sure enough!" Sun Wukong looked clear.
Li Tianwang was so angry that his beard turned up, Nima, this monkey really has no good intentions!
"Heavenly King, let me ask one last question."
Speaking of this, Monkey King scratched his head for a long while with a curious expression on his face, "Heavenly King, are you attacking or receiving?"
This monkey has already been brought down by Han Yuan!
Li Tianwang blinked his eyes, not knowing what it meant to attack and suffer, and he didn't answer for a long time. He always felt that Monkey King must have something else to say when he asked this question.
The other immortals were also very curious. They didn't know what Sun Wukong meant by asking this, and they wanted to see how Li Tianwang answered.
But thinking about it, Li Tianwang must have answered "attack". After all, he is a heavenly general, so he naturally likes to attack, so why would he like to accept it?
Sure enough, Li Tianwang thought for a while, and felt that no matter whether he had other intentions or not, attacking is better than receiving. How could he be the Marshal of the Heavenly Court?
"Of course I attacked!" Li Tianwang replied affirmatively.
Sun Wukong gave a thumbs up and said, "Li Tianwang is indeed a macho man, worthy of being a heavenly element, with the air of a general!"
Hearing Sun Wukong's approval, Li Tianwang stroked his long beard quite complacently.
"Monkey, what's the meaning of attacking and receiving?" Taibai Jinxing couldn't help asking.
He always felt that the monkey's words had some other meanings.
"Of course, the so-called attack and receiving are actually in the middle of the base..."
Sun Wukong repeated what Han Yuan explained to him at the beginning!
All the immortals were in cold sweat, even the Jade Emperor couldn't help twitching his mouth, and Li Tianwang even tore off a few of his beards, his face turned red and he trembled all over.
"Pohou, I want to fight with you!" Li Tianwang roared, and rushed up holding the pagoda, ready to fight Sun Houzi desperately.
Nima, the old man's famous name has been ruined just like that!
(End of this chapter)
"Monkey head, what are you congratulating, why is this heavenly king happy?" Li Tianwang asked with a puzzled expression.
"Quack, of course, congratulations to the Heavenly King for finding true love, so congratulations!" Sun Wukong said with a smile on his face.
Li Tianwang was stunned, did he find true love?
What the hell, is this monkey crazy? It's been a long time since I found true love. How many sons do I have?
All the immortals also looked confused, not knowing what the monkey meant.
Even the Jade Emperor was stunned, "Sun Wukong, what do you mean by saying that Li Tianwang found true love?"
"Quack, Your Majesty, Li Tianwang and that little thief are true love. Didn't you see that he was going to intercede for that little thief?" Sun Wukong winked.
The Jade Emperor looked bewildered, and all the immortals were also stunned, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.
That little thief is a man, how could it be Li Tianwang who found true love?What's the matter with this monkey, did he mistakenly think that the thief is a woman?
But after the monkey's reminder, the immortal family realized that Li Tianwang was not injured by the monkey, but was going to intercede for the little thief.
"Li Tianwang, is what Sun Wukong said true?"
Li Tianwang stared at Sun Wukong fiercely, and replied: "Your Majesty, I really want to intercede for that thief, but it's not true love as Monkey King said, that thief is a man!"
"It's right if it's a man, I really like to see the same sex!" Monkey King quacked and laughed strangely.
Li Tianwang's face was as dark as a pot of coal, and the muscles of all the immortals were also twitching. Even the Jade Emperor couldn't stand it anymore.
Nima, not only is this monkey ignorant of etiquette, he is arrogant and domineering, and loves to make troubles, even his thoughts are so dirty!
"Sun Wukong, be careful!" He couldn't help saying.
Sun Wukong looked stunned, nodded frequently and said: "Yes, be careful, be careful, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing, just know it in your heart!"
The Jade Emperor's face turned dark, Li Tianwang trembled with anger, and the other immortals shrugged their shoulders, looking like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
Nima, in the heart of this monkey, he has already decided that Li Tianwang is messing around.
"Li Qing, tell me why you pleaded for that thief." The Jade Emperor returned to the topic, and if he continued to be entangled by the monkey, Li Tianwang was about to lose his temper.
"Your Majesty, this is how it happened."
Li Tianwang straightened his face and told himself in his heart not to be ruined by a nasty monkey.
He glanced at the immortals with a rather complacent look on his face, and immediately explained how Han Yuan worshiped himself, and made such a big mistake just to see himself, and then recounted it with embarrassment.
Between the expressions, I was quite complacent. Look, I, Li Tianwang, have a great reputation, and there are many people who worship me. This idiot fan will not even give up his life just to see me. Do you have such an idiot fan?
All the immortals were stunned when they heard it, even the Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, muttering in his heart, Nima, it doesn't make sense, I am the Jade Emperor and manage the entire heaven, and there is no brainless fan to worship him, in order to see him Not hesitating to commit a crime?
How can Li Tianwang, He De, actually have a brainless fan?
"Your Majesty, I feel that this mistake is justifiable. It was committed because of my humble minister. If the thief is sent to the Immortal Killing Platform like this, I will feel uneasy. I hope Your Majesty will forgive me!" Li Tianwang At the end, he bowed and began to play.
The Jade Emperor thought about it, if it was not allowed, Li Tianwang felt a little bit upset, this is his capable minister, and he should not be chilled just because a few little fairies were robbed.
"Death crimes can be pardoned, but living crimes are inevitable. Otherwise, how can we uphold the rules of heaven? Just punish with a thousand lashes to correct the wind of heaven!" The Jade Emperor said slowly.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Li Tianwang was overjoyed.
As for whipping a thousand times, for such a trivial matter, just put some water on it, to ensure that there is no damage at all.
"Congratulations, congratulations Li Tianwang, you have to love someone!" At this time, that monkey Monkey King came out to make trouble again.
Li Tianwang's face was instantly black as if it had been smeared with ink. He stared at the monkey, wishing he could slap him to death!
Nima, how does this monkey talk?
"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!" Li Tianwang gritted his teeth.
"Quack, Li Tianwang, I have a question I want to ask." Monkey King showed curiosity.
"Say!"
"Heavenly King, is that thief as handsome as a woman?"
The corner of Li Tianwang's mouth twitched, "How can a gentleman look like a woman?"
"Hey, Li Tianwang means that the third prince Nezha is not a man?"
What the hell!
Li Tianwang almost ran away, who doesn't know, Nezha has a pretty face, and he has a male body and a female appearance?
Is this monkey deliberately picking things up?
Li Tianwang was almost going to fight him one-on-one, but thinking that he even defeated Nezha, his chances of winning a one-on-one fight with him are not very high.
"Heavenly King, isn't that thief quite handsome?" Monkey King asked again.
Li Tianwang had a dark face and wanted not to answer, but seeing the monkey's expression, if he didn't answer, maybe he would say something.
"Hmph, he's alone, so he's naturally much prettier than your monkey head!"
"Sure enough, sure enough!" Sun Wukong looked clear.
Li Tianwang was so angry that his beard turned up, Nima, this monkey really has no good intentions!
"Heavenly King, let me ask one last question."
Speaking of this, Monkey King scratched his head for a long while with a curious expression on his face, "Heavenly King, are you attacking or receiving?"
This monkey has already been brought down by Han Yuan!
Li Tianwang blinked his eyes, not knowing what it meant to attack and suffer, and he didn't answer for a long time. He always felt that Monkey King must have something else to say when he asked this question.
The other immortals were also very curious. They didn't know what Sun Wukong meant by asking this, and they wanted to see how Li Tianwang answered.
But thinking about it, Li Tianwang must have answered "attack". After all, he is a heavenly general, so he naturally likes to attack, so why would he like to accept it?
Sure enough, Li Tianwang thought for a while, and felt that no matter whether he had other intentions or not, attacking is better than receiving. How could he be the Marshal of the Heavenly Court?
"Of course I attacked!" Li Tianwang replied affirmatively.
Sun Wukong gave a thumbs up and said, "Li Tianwang is indeed a macho man, worthy of being a heavenly element, with the air of a general!"
Hearing Sun Wukong's approval, Li Tianwang stroked his long beard quite complacently.
"Monkey, what's the meaning of attacking and receiving?" Taibai Jinxing couldn't help asking.
He always felt that the monkey's words had some other meanings.
"Of course, the so-called attack and receiving are actually in the middle of the base..."
Sun Wukong repeated what Han Yuan explained to him at the beginning!
All the immortals were in cold sweat, even the Jade Emperor couldn't help twitching his mouth, and Li Tianwang even tore off a few of his beards, his face turned red and he trembled all over.
"Pohou, I want to fight with you!" Li Tianwang roared, and rushed up holding the pagoda, ready to fight Sun Houzi desperately.
Nima, the old man's famous name has been ruined just like that!
(End of this chapter)
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