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Chapter 1256 Dao is 1 foot high, magic is 1 foot high
Chapter 1256 The Tao is one foot high, the devil is one foot high
In the confusion, Ye Bufan looked at the little boy at the side again, and said, "Are you sure this is your real body? It's not something you deliberately used to deceive Ben Shao?"
"No, no, this, this is my real body." The little boy waved his hands, slightly flustered.
Ye Bufan frowned, looking at the little boy, he didn't seem to be lying to himself, so Ye Bufan looked at the 'Fairy Fortune Pot' in front of him again and said, "What's the use of this thing?"
"I……"
Hearing this, the little boy hesitated slightly, as if hesitating to speak.
"Why, don't want to say?"
Ye Bufan frowned, his expression slightly unkind.
"I I I..."
Seeing Ye Bufan's reaction, the little boy lowered his head with fear and apprehension on his face, he even hesitated for a long time before he said: "I, I can say, but, but you have to promise me one condition."
"Ok?"
Hearing this, Ye Bufan was slightly dissatisfied.
"If you don't agree, I won't say anything."
The little boy mustered up his courage, but said timidly.
"Ha ha."
Ye Bufan smiled slightly, and then said: "Okay, I'm not the kind of unreasonable person, for the sake of your cooperation before, let's talk about what conditions you have."
"You promised?"
The little boy suddenly raised his head, looked at Ye Bufan and said with surprise.
"Let's hear it first."
"Oh."
The little boy responded weakly, and then said: "I can tell you the function of the fairy pot of fortune, but you must promise that from now on you will not bully me, you will not force me to do things I don't want to do, and it is not counted if you can't talk." If so, you can't..."
Although the little boy said a lot, but in summary, there is only one thing, that is... You can't force it.
"That's it?"
Looking at the little boy, Ye Bufan said in astonishment.
"That's it."
The little boy nodded.
"Okay, Master Ben agrees."
Ye Bufan said something, and then said: "Now you can tell this young master, this piss... no, what is the function of this fairy pot of fortune, right?"
"What's the hurry? You keep your word, you can't go back on your word."
"I will never go back on my word."
"You swear, if you go back on your word, then you will have no tits when you find a Taoist partner in the future, and no asshole when you give birth to a son. Not only that, the more you practice, the lower your cultivation level, and you will be beaten every day when you go crazy..."
Looking at the little boy and listening to his words, the corners of Ye Bufan's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
"Kid, do you want to be so ruthless?"
"Of course, this is to protect my own interests."
"But do you find it useful to swear?"
"You care about me? Anyway, you just need to swear."
"Okay, I swear, if I bully the Qi Ling kid in the Fairy Pot of Creation in the future, then, from now on, I will find a Taoist partner without Mimi, and have a son... okay? Can we talk about it now?"
'Om! ! '
However, as soon as Ye Bufan finished speaking, some strange runes suddenly appeared around his body. These runes were all purple, coiled around Ye Bufan, and then poured into the Pot of Creation with a 'swoosh'.
"Fuck, what's the situation?"
Seeing this scene, Ye Bufan was shocked instantly.
"Humph."
But the little boy said proudly: "Of course this is the power of the contract."
"The power of the contract?"
Ye Bufan was puzzled.
"Yes."
The little boy replied, "You have signed a contract with the Good Fortune Immortal Pot. From now on, if you force me to do something I don't want to do, then your oath just now will be fulfilled one by one."
The oath just now was fulfilled one by one?
Ye Bufan was shocked.
Looking for a Taoist partner without a mimi, giving birth to a son without an ass hole, getting weaker and weaker as you practice, and being beaten every day when you go crazy... Nima, if these vows are fulfilled one by one, will I still survive?
"What you said...isn't it all true?"
Immediately, Ye Bufan looked at the little boy in front of him with a messy and disbelieving expression.
"You can try it."
The little boy spread his hands and smiled.
Nima, there is no doubt that all of this is absolutely true. In an instant, Ye Bufan suddenly wanted to die, and he was actually tricked by a magic weapon.
"Are you...fucking me?"
In the next second, Ye Bufan glared at the little boy and shouted angrily.
"I'm just protecting my rights."
The little boy shrugged.
"you……"
"What are you, do you still want to know the usefulness of the Good Fortune Immortal Pot?"
"What's the use?"
"The Good Fortune Immortal Pot can automatically absorb the energy of heaven and earth, breed primeval stones, and condense divine crystals."
"Fuck, isn't this a cornucopia?"
"What cornucopia?"
"Don't worry about what a cornucopia is, what you said is true? Can this fairy pot of good fortune really breed primordial stones and condense divine crystals on its own? What's the output? How many primordial stones can be bred and how many divine crystals can be condensed in a day?"
"Does this have anything to do with you? Don't forget the contract you made with the Immortal Pot of Creation. If you force me to help you conceive primordial stones and condense divine crystals, then your vows will be fulfilled one by one."
"Nima!!"
Hearing this, Ye Bufan felt thousands of horses galloping past in Ye Bufan's heart instantly.
Contract, oath?
Obviously, the little boy knew very well that once he knew the usefulness of the Immortal Pot of Good Fortune, he would be forced to breed a large number of primordial stones and condense the god crystals, so he acted preemptively and tricked himself into forming an alliance with the Immortal Pot of Good Fortune. contract.
In an instant, Ye Bufan felt angry, anxious, hated, and angry.
This weapon spirit is truly abominable.
Before Ye Bufan could think about it, the little boy laughed and said, "Okay, now that the recognition ceremony is over, I'm going to sleep." At the end, the little boy muttered again: "Hey, from now on In the future, I finally don't have to worry about being discovered by others, and I can sleep soundly in the future, so comfortable..."
"What are you..."
Hearing the little boy's words, the corners of Ye Bufan's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
There is no doubt that this Qi Ling is definitely a lazy guy. He calculated himself and tricked himself into signing the contract just to prevent himself from forcing it. To put it bluntly, he didn't want to work at all.
The function of the Good Fortune Immortal Pot is to breed primordial stones and condense the divine crystals, but now the spirit of the weapon is on strike, so that the Good Fortune Immortal Pot cannot breed primordial stones and condense the divine crystals. In this case, what use is the Good Fortune Immortal Pot?
This is a waste pot at all.
and many more.
Suddenly, Ye Bufan thought of something again, he pointed to the Pot of Creation in front of him, then looked at the little boy and said, "When did this bastard think it's a child?"
"It's time to conclude the contract."
"When the contract was concluded?"
"Of course, the contract of the Good Fortune Immortal Pot is the Lord Recognition Ceremony."
"So, the contract just now can only be concluded once, and... the content of the contract itself has no restrictions. To put it bluntly, as long as there is a contract to complete the recognition of the owner, it will be fine, right?"
"Yes."
"In that case, why didn't you just say it?"
"If I told you, would you still make that oath?"
"you……"
Ye Bufan was out of breath, but at a loss for words.
He had to admit that what the little boy said was not wrong. If he had known that the Good Fortune Immortal Pot had such an ability, then the him just now would not have made such an oath no matter what.
But it's too late now.
but! !
Do oaths really work?
Can the oath really restrain Ye Bufan?
Ha ha.
Looking at the little boy in front of him, Ye Bufan suddenly smiled wickedly.
"why are you laughing?"
Seeing Ye Bufan's weird smile, the little boy couldn't help shivering, and at the same time looked at Ye Bufan with a wary expression, and at the same time, an ominous premonition rose in his heart.
"Ha ha."
Ye Bufan laughed and said, "I can laugh if I want to."
"Neuropathy."
The little boy gave Ye Bufan a big roll of his eyes, and then got into the Pot of Good Fortune.
At this time, Long Xiaobao came back with a group of people from the Seven Killing Hall. Looking at Ye Bufan, Long Xiaobao said excitedly: "Young Master Ye, all the things in the three areas of the temple, the outside, the middle, and the inside, have been completely restored. Evacuate."
"very good."
Ye Bufan responded, and then pointed to the Fairy Pot in front of him and said, "Xiaobao, do you know what this is?"
"This is……?"
Long Xiaobao and others looked at the Good Fortune Immortal Pot one after another, but they all looked blank.
Ye Bufan said with a smile: "This thing is called the Creation Immortal Pot, and I just recognized it as the master. He can independently absorb the energy of the world and continuously refine primordial stones and divine crystals for us."
Can independently absorb the energy of the world and refine it into primordial stones and divine crystals?
Long Xiaobao and the others were shocked.
Ye Bufan continued to sigh: "It's a pity, this weapon spirit doesn't seem to be very obedient, and he even tricked Ben Shao into signing a contract before, so that Ben Shao can't force him at all, what do you think should be done? "
"Anything like that?"
After Ye Bufan finished speaking, everyone was stunned.
"Who said no?"
Ye Bufan looked helpless, and then said: "Forget it, anyway, this thing is useless, I don't want it, you can play with it."
"Hey hey, what do you mean?"
As soon as Ye Bufan finished speaking, the little boy appeared again, looked at Ye Bufan and said anxiously.
"What do you mean?"
Ye Bufan spread his hands together: "It's nothing interesting, I just gave you away."
"you you you……"
The little boy was out of breath: "How can you send me away?"
"Why can't I give you away?"
"You, after all, you are also the owner of the Good Fortune Immortal Pot, how can you give it away? Besides, and you are not afraid that they will force me to help them conceive primordial stones and condense divine crystals?"
"Oh……"
Ye Bufan responded weakly, and said: "If I remember correctly, the content of the contract we concluded is that I can't force you, but it seems that there is no stipulation that others should force you to bear the responsibility, right?"
"Since that's the case, what should I be afraid of?"
(End of this chapter)
In the confusion, Ye Bufan looked at the little boy at the side again, and said, "Are you sure this is your real body? It's not something you deliberately used to deceive Ben Shao?"
"No, no, this, this is my real body." The little boy waved his hands, slightly flustered.
Ye Bufan frowned, looking at the little boy, he didn't seem to be lying to himself, so Ye Bufan looked at the 'Fairy Fortune Pot' in front of him again and said, "What's the use of this thing?"
"I……"
Hearing this, the little boy hesitated slightly, as if hesitating to speak.
"Why, don't want to say?"
Ye Bufan frowned, his expression slightly unkind.
"I I I..."
Seeing Ye Bufan's reaction, the little boy lowered his head with fear and apprehension on his face, he even hesitated for a long time before he said: "I, I can say, but, but you have to promise me one condition."
"Ok?"
Hearing this, Ye Bufan was slightly dissatisfied.
"If you don't agree, I won't say anything."
The little boy mustered up his courage, but said timidly.
"Ha ha."
Ye Bufan smiled slightly, and then said: "Okay, I'm not the kind of unreasonable person, for the sake of your cooperation before, let's talk about what conditions you have."
"You promised?"
The little boy suddenly raised his head, looked at Ye Bufan and said with surprise.
"Let's hear it first."
"Oh."
The little boy responded weakly, and then said: "I can tell you the function of the fairy pot of fortune, but you must promise that from now on you will not bully me, you will not force me to do things I don't want to do, and it is not counted if you can't talk." If so, you can't..."
Although the little boy said a lot, but in summary, there is only one thing, that is... You can't force it.
"That's it?"
Looking at the little boy, Ye Bufan said in astonishment.
"That's it."
The little boy nodded.
"Okay, Master Ben agrees."
Ye Bufan said something, and then said: "Now you can tell this young master, this piss... no, what is the function of this fairy pot of fortune, right?"
"What's the hurry? You keep your word, you can't go back on your word."
"I will never go back on my word."
"You swear, if you go back on your word, then you will have no tits when you find a Taoist partner in the future, and no asshole when you give birth to a son. Not only that, the more you practice, the lower your cultivation level, and you will be beaten every day when you go crazy..."
Looking at the little boy and listening to his words, the corners of Ye Bufan's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
"Kid, do you want to be so ruthless?"
"Of course, this is to protect my own interests."
"But do you find it useful to swear?"
"You care about me? Anyway, you just need to swear."
"Okay, I swear, if I bully the Qi Ling kid in the Fairy Pot of Creation in the future, then, from now on, I will find a Taoist partner without Mimi, and have a son... okay? Can we talk about it now?"
'Om! ! '
However, as soon as Ye Bufan finished speaking, some strange runes suddenly appeared around his body. These runes were all purple, coiled around Ye Bufan, and then poured into the Pot of Creation with a 'swoosh'.
"Fuck, what's the situation?"
Seeing this scene, Ye Bufan was shocked instantly.
"Humph."
But the little boy said proudly: "Of course this is the power of the contract."
"The power of the contract?"
Ye Bufan was puzzled.
"Yes."
The little boy replied, "You have signed a contract with the Good Fortune Immortal Pot. From now on, if you force me to do something I don't want to do, then your oath just now will be fulfilled one by one."
The oath just now was fulfilled one by one?
Ye Bufan was shocked.
Looking for a Taoist partner without a mimi, giving birth to a son without an ass hole, getting weaker and weaker as you practice, and being beaten every day when you go crazy... Nima, if these vows are fulfilled one by one, will I still survive?
"What you said...isn't it all true?"
Immediately, Ye Bufan looked at the little boy in front of him with a messy and disbelieving expression.
"You can try it."
The little boy spread his hands and smiled.
Nima, there is no doubt that all of this is absolutely true. In an instant, Ye Bufan suddenly wanted to die, and he was actually tricked by a magic weapon.
"Are you...fucking me?"
In the next second, Ye Bufan glared at the little boy and shouted angrily.
"I'm just protecting my rights."
The little boy shrugged.
"you……"
"What are you, do you still want to know the usefulness of the Good Fortune Immortal Pot?"
"What's the use?"
"The Good Fortune Immortal Pot can automatically absorb the energy of heaven and earth, breed primeval stones, and condense divine crystals."
"Fuck, isn't this a cornucopia?"
"What cornucopia?"
"Don't worry about what a cornucopia is, what you said is true? Can this fairy pot of good fortune really breed primordial stones and condense divine crystals on its own? What's the output? How many primordial stones can be bred and how many divine crystals can be condensed in a day?"
"Does this have anything to do with you? Don't forget the contract you made with the Immortal Pot of Creation. If you force me to help you conceive primordial stones and condense divine crystals, then your vows will be fulfilled one by one."
"Nima!!"
Hearing this, Ye Bufan felt thousands of horses galloping past in Ye Bufan's heart instantly.
Contract, oath?
Obviously, the little boy knew very well that once he knew the usefulness of the Immortal Pot of Good Fortune, he would be forced to breed a large number of primordial stones and condense the god crystals, so he acted preemptively and tricked himself into forming an alliance with the Immortal Pot of Good Fortune. contract.
In an instant, Ye Bufan felt angry, anxious, hated, and angry.
This weapon spirit is truly abominable.
Before Ye Bufan could think about it, the little boy laughed and said, "Okay, now that the recognition ceremony is over, I'm going to sleep." At the end, the little boy muttered again: "Hey, from now on In the future, I finally don't have to worry about being discovered by others, and I can sleep soundly in the future, so comfortable..."
"What are you..."
Hearing the little boy's words, the corners of Ye Bufan's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
There is no doubt that this Qi Ling is definitely a lazy guy. He calculated himself and tricked himself into signing the contract just to prevent himself from forcing it. To put it bluntly, he didn't want to work at all.
The function of the Good Fortune Immortal Pot is to breed primordial stones and condense the divine crystals, but now the spirit of the weapon is on strike, so that the Good Fortune Immortal Pot cannot breed primordial stones and condense the divine crystals. In this case, what use is the Good Fortune Immortal Pot?
This is a waste pot at all.
and many more.
Suddenly, Ye Bufan thought of something again, he pointed to the Pot of Creation in front of him, then looked at the little boy and said, "When did this bastard think it's a child?"
"It's time to conclude the contract."
"When the contract was concluded?"
"Of course, the contract of the Good Fortune Immortal Pot is the Lord Recognition Ceremony."
"So, the contract just now can only be concluded once, and... the content of the contract itself has no restrictions. To put it bluntly, as long as there is a contract to complete the recognition of the owner, it will be fine, right?"
"Yes."
"In that case, why didn't you just say it?"
"If I told you, would you still make that oath?"
"you……"
Ye Bufan was out of breath, but at a loss for words.
He had to admit that what the little boy said was not wrong. If he had known that the Good Fortune Immortal Pot had such an ability, then the him just now would not have made such an oath no matter what.
But it's too late now.
but! !
Do oaths really work?
Can the oath really restrain Ye Bufan?
Ha ha.
Looking at the little boy in front of him, Ye Bufan suddenly smiled wickedly.
"why are you laughing?"
Seeing Ye Bufan's weird smile, the little boy couldn't help shivering, and at the same time looked at Ye Bufan with a wary expression, and at the same time, an ominous premonition rose in his heart.
"Ha ha."
Ye Bufan laughed and said, "I can laugh if I want to."
"Neuropathy."
The little boy gave Ye Bufan a big roll of his eyes, and then got into the Pot of Good Fortune.
At this time, Long Xiaobao came back with a group of people from the Seven Killing Hall. Looking at Ye Bufan, Long Xiaobao said excitedly: "Young Master Ye, all the things in the three areas of the temple, the outside, the middle, and the inside, have been completely restored. Evacuate."
"very good."
Ye Bufan responded, and then pointed to the Fairy Pot in front of him and said, "Xiaobao, do you know what this is?"
"This is……?"
Long Xiaobao and others looked at the Good Fortune Immortal Pot one after another, but they all looked blank.
Ye Bufan said with a smile: "This thing is called the Creation Immortal Pot, and I just recognized it as the master. He can independently absorb the energy of the world and continuously refine primordial stones and divine crystals for us."
Can independently absorb the energy of the world and refine it into primordial stones and divine crystals?
Long Xiaobao and the others were shocked.
Ye Bufan continued to sigh: "It's a pity, this weapon spirit doesn't seem to be very obedient, and he even tricked Ben Shao into signing a contract before, so that Ben Shao can't force him at all, what do you think should be done? "
"Anything like that?"
After Ye Bufan finished speaking, everyone was stunned.
"Who said no?"
Ye Bufan looked helpless, and then said: "Forget it, anyway, this thing is useless, I don't want it, you can play with it."
"Hey hey, what do you mean?"
As soon as Ye Bufan finished speaking, the little boy appeared again, looked at Ye Bufan and said anxiously.
"What do you mean?"
Ye Bufan spread his hands together: "It's nothing interesting, I just gave you away."
"you you you……"
The little boy was out of breath: "How can you send me away?"
"Why can't I give you away?"
"You, after all, you are also the owner of the Good Fortune Immortal Pot, how can you give it away? Besides, and you are not afraid that they will force me to help them conceive primordial stones and condense divine crystals?"
"Oh……"
Ye Bufan responded weakly, and said: "If I remember correctly, the content of the contract we concluded is that I can't force you, but it seems that there is no stipulation that others should force you to bear the responsibility, right?"
"Since that's the case, what should I be afraid of?"
(End of this chapter)
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