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Chapter 48
Chapter 48
In October, the heat in Ning'an has not yet peeled off.
On the narrow mountain road leading to Liujia Village in Xixi County, cars were jammed into a long queue.There are tall poplar trees and towering ginkgo trees along the road. At a glance, the yellow color spreads for thousands of meters.
The road ahead was blocked, and the reporters who were interviewing with the wedding team had to get out of the car to breathe, squatting under the shade of a tree beside the road to rest.
The scenery on this mountain road is beautiful, and there are wild kiwis on the side of the road, and even August melon, a wild fruit that reporters have never seen before.It is a wild fruit with a purple appearance and a milky white inner flesh. It tastes soft, similar to a banana.
Two or three reporters gathered together and sat under the ginkgo tree, gnawing on wild berries, playing poker, and chatting about Xiaotian.
"Is Lu Huaijin out of her mind? Picking such a lousy place to get married? We are journalists, and we spend our lives interviewing!...Three belts and one!"
"Crushed to death...isn't it? Ordinary cars in front can't get in. If I knew it, I would apply for an off-road vehicle to come over."
Immediately someone spoke up: "This kind of broken place, just need a tractor."
"How long will it be blocked? How did the bride and groom enter the village? Haha, Wang Zha! I'm sorry, brothers!"
……
At the front of the long queue of cars was the wedding car of Lu Huaijin and Gu Shuangshuang.They knew the road conditions ahead, and it might be very difficult for the wedding car to drive in.
Gu Shuangshuang was wearing a wedding dress at this time, and Lin Xi held her skirt and asked, "What's going on? Are you still leaving? You didn't make any arrangements before?"
Qin Yan folded his arms, leaned lazily on the front of the car, and yawned: "This marriage is..." He turned his head and glanced at the long queue of cars behind him, and sighed: "It's too sensational."
The elders of Lu Huaijin's family were sitting in the two cars behind the new couple.
Mr. Lu and Father Lu were still calm. Ding Ying saw that there was no village in front of this place, and no shop behind. Where to put it?
She glanced at the camera outside the car and was photographing her daughter in the ginkgo forest, but she still held back her anger.
Ding Ying's daughter is Qiao Pan, with a carefree personality. The little girl who has lived in the city all year round has never seen such a large ginkgo forest.She had a great time holding the camera.Qiao Pan took pictures of the scenery for a while, turned around, pointed the camera at a couple not far away, and shouted, "Brother, sister-in-law! Look this way!"
Hearing sister Qiao Pan's voice, Lu Huaijin put her arms around Gu Shuangshuang's shoulders, turned to the camera, and smiled.
The picture frozen in the camera, the groom in a suit and leather shoes, the bride wearing a waist wedding dress, behind them are rows of tall ginkgo trees. The sun is accompanied by fine dust flying.
This photo is the best photo of people that Qiao Pan has ever taken. It doesn't need post-processing at all, it is perfect.
After taking the photo, Gu Shuangshuang turned to look at Lu Huaijin, worried, "I knew it would be so troublesome, why not do it in a hotel in the city. How can we enter the village now?"
Lu Huaijin has already arranged for people to enter the village. If there is no accident, everything in the village has been arranged properly, so he is still calm now, with his hands in his suit pockets, staring ahead with confidence.
The midday sun was getting stronger and stronger, and the makeup on Gu Shuangshuang's face was tanned. She lifted the hem of her skirt and gritted her teeth: "Brother Lu, let's walk into the village!"
Lu Huaijin took out a box of xylitol from his pocket, took out one and stuffed it into his mouth, poured out a few, put it in his palm, and handed it to her, "You still call him Big Brother Lu? When can you change your name?" He raised his brows, The tone is very flat.
Gu Shuangshuang picked up two grains of xylitol from his hand, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it a few times, then hummed without changing his face: "Then... Mr. Lu, when are we going to go to the mountains?"
Her new address made Lu Huaijin almost choke on chewing gum, and he said, "Wait a minute, someone is coming to pick us up." As soon as he finished speaking, a rumbling sound came from a distance.
Hearing this sound, Qin Yan couldn't help but click his tongue: "Huaijin, you won't..."
Elder Lu in the car obviously also heard the rumbling sound, couldn't help rolling down the window, poked his head out and asked, "Grand grandson, you didn't arrange for a helicopter, did you?" The old man imitated rows of helicopters He descended from the sky with an excited expression on his face, and his voice echoed throughout the mountain path, "Helicopter is majestic! Marrying us Shuangshuang, it should be such a big fight!!"
Grandpa Lu has been in poor health recently and has mild Alzheimer's disease. He always remembers that he has a granddaughter but no grandson.For this wedding, he felt that he was marrying his granddaughter, not his grandson marrying his granddaughter-in-law.
"..." Lu Huaijin glanced at Grandpa, a little speechless.
——Is this the sound of your helicopter?
After a while, a tractor came from the corner of the mountain road.The middle-aged man driving the tractor waved at them. The dark skin of the middle-aged man was particularly dazzling on the golden mountain road.
There was also a woman sitting behind the tractor, and she danced and yelled to this side: "Shuangshuang! Shuangshuang!" accompanied by the rhythmic barking of dogs.A few minutes later, the tractor turned around and stopped at a corner, and a big yellow dog jumped down together with the people on the tractor.
Gu Shuangshuang held the skirt and jumped excitedly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lai Caicai saw Gu Shuangshuang from afar and ran towards her like crazy. Because he ran too fast, he fell into a mud pit and turned over, but quickly got up again and rushed towards Gu Shuangshuang.
Lai Caicai rubbed against Gu Shuangshuang's arms, very obedient.Gu Shuangshuang hugged the dog and almost cried.She didn't expect that Laicai still remembered her after such a long time.The Chinese Pastoral Dog is like this. No matter how ruthlessly the owner treats it or abandons it, it is infinitely loyal to its owner.
Gu Shuangshuang hugged the dog and kept boasting: "Lai Caicai is indeed the invincible loyal dog in the universe! He still remembers me after I've been away for so long!"
Lu Huaijin looked down at a person and a dog from a high position, with his hands in his trousers pockets, chewing xylitol in his mouth, and a trace of jealousy appeared on his brows: "It is an invincible loyal dog in the universe, what about me? What?"
Gu Shuangshuang didn't care that Caicai rubbed her body in mud, grabbed Caicai's dirty front paws, waved at Lu Huaijin, imitating a dog playfully, and said, "Wow...how can you compare with me? I'm Gu Laoshuang's first love!"
Lai Caicai seemed to understand what she said, and barked twice in a timely manner.
Lu Huaijin shook her head helplessly and smiled, knelt down, first rubbed her head, then rubbed the dog's head, and said with emotion: "This little guy has become much stronger. Shuangshuang, our Jin Yuanbao doesn't have a husband, how about this one?" How about taking it to the city for the first time, and making it a pair with Jin Yuanbao?"
"Mr. Lu, are you trying to quickly find a spouse for your rival?" Gu Shuangshuang grabbed the dog's chin and said proudly, "Our finance minister is so handsome, he will definitely win Jin Yuanbao's heart!"
Laicai propped up his ears, stuck out his tongue to lick the back of her hand, and ran around her wagging his tail. It could be seen that he was very excited.
Aunt Liu saw the endless line of wedding cars, touched her chest, tried her best to suppress her surprised heart, and sighed: "Shuangshuang, it's a big battle for Boss Lu to marry you! You really did a good job back then." people!"
Lu Huaijin coughed a few times to ease the embarrassment, and said to Aunt Liu, "Aunt Liu, thanks to your care during that time. By the way, how is Zhang Luode doing in the village?"
The village chief parked the tractor and came over, interjecting, "The layout is ready! According to Boss Lu's order, all the pigs in the village were killed! I went to catch [-] fish yesterday, and they have been deep-fried in the pan. Wait for them today." When you enter the village, the banquet will be held immediately! We must not be ambiguous when we marry a daughter in the Liu Family Village!"
Lu Huaijin nodded, expressing her satisfaction.He turned around and glanced at the long queue behind him, and said, "A hundred tables may not be enough today, and many reporters have come."
When the village chief heard the reporter, he was very surprised: "What? The reporter also came to our village? Will our village have a chance to be on TV? Will it be in the newspaper? How many are here?"
Lu Huaijin smiled and said, "Yes." He turned his head and asked his assistant, "An Qi, how many reporters are here?"
An Qi looked at the record and replied, "56."
When the village head heard the number, he almost fainted.
——Their village is going to be on TV and newspapers!
The village chief felt as if he had been beaten up, and his voice raised a few decibels: "Your car is so big, it's not easy to get in, so take my tractor! My tractor can barely squeeze ten people, so make a few extra trips." People can pull them in.” The village chief’s tractor is an old-fashioned small tractor, only a little bigger than a tricycle.
Lu Huaijin had thought of everything before, except for the transportation, which was not well planned.
With so many guests and only one tractor, it is really difficult to arrange.
King and Kaka were originally sitting in the ginkgo grove to enjoy the shade. Seeing that Lu Huaijin was in a dilemma, they immediately surrounded him, each holding his arm.Kaka said: "Boss! If it's not far away, King and I and other brothers can walk and exercise!"
Qiao Pan also came around with the camera in his hand, knocked Kaka away, and hugged Lu Huaijin's arm, a little coquettishly: "Brother! I also hike! This place is so beautiful! I want to use my camera to record the beautiful scenery here Come down!"
Knowing that cars cannot enter the village, Ding Ying and her husband got out of the car one after another.Ding Ying looked at the dirty tractor, frowned and said, "It's not too far to walk into the village, right?"
The village chief smiled plainly: "It's not far! It's just over four mountains!"
Everyone: "..."
Kaka took a deep breath: "Four mountains? Village chief, isn't the mountain high?"
The village chief thought for a while and replied: "It's not high, it's not high, and you will reach the top of the mountain after climbing a few steps. If you want to walk, form a team, and I will ask Aunt Liu and Lai Caicai to guide you!"
As soon as everyone heard "climb a few steps" and reach the top of the mountain, they immediately let go of their hearts.The surrounding environment is good, it is autumn again, and there are many wild fruits on the mountain, the guests are happy to "climb a few steps".
In the end, it was decided that the couple, the best man and bridesmaid, Mr. Lu, and the cameraman would enter the village by tractor, while the rest of the guests and reporters would enter the village on foot through the shortcut path, and the cars would be guarded in turn.
More than a hundred people formed a team and walked on the shortcut path. The team was mighty, like a devil entering a village.
Walking to the middle of the mountain and looking far away, there are mountains and mountains in the distance, a piece of grass yellow, and there is smoke from cooking in the deep mountains, and white smoke is like clouds.
Qiao Pan, King, Kaka, and Lao Meng followed Aunt Liu and walked in the front.Qiao Pan used the camera to record the beautiful scenery all the way. When she got to the top of the mountain to rest, she stood on the big rock with the camera in her hand and looked at the opposite mountain.
There is a mountain on the opposite side, which stretches for dozens of miles and is a fiery red. Coupled with the setting sun, it is breathtakingly beautiful.Qiao Pan has only seen such a fiery autumn in his photography works.
Qiao Pan sighed: "If I were my elder brother, I would build a house here with my sister-in-law and live here for the rest of my life. It would be nice for men to farm and women to weave! What kind of mountain is that opposite? It's so beautiful!"
Kaka came over and bumped her with the shoulder: "Why don't we just make do, come here to build a house, men farm and women weave? I don't mind women farming and men weaving."
Qiao Pan raised her foot and stepped on his instep, "Shameless, who wants to work with your female farmer and male weaver!"
……
There was something wrong on the other side. The village chief drove the tractor halfway, and suddenly got sick and diarrhea, and couldn't continue driving.
The village chief couldn't continue to drive the tractor, and Lu Lao subconsciously cast his eyes on Qin Yan.Qin Yan shrank his neck, hid behind Lin Xi's shoulder, and muttered, "Master Lu, I don't know how to drive a tractor, so don't try to trick me."
As the groom, Lu Huaijin took off his suit without saying a word, rolled up his shirt sleeves and jumped off the tractor, walked around to the front of the tractor for a while, then turned his head and asked the village chief, "Is driving a tractor the same as driving a car?"
The village chief sat on the tractor with a very ugly face and a weak voice, he almost hummed a sentence: "Look at what you said, it's as if I've driven a car."
The videographer stood on the tractor with the camera on his shoulders, sweating profusely from the heat.Originally thought that recording a wedding video for Lu Huaijin could make a fortune easily, but I didn't expect this wedding to be so novel.
Elder Lu held his chin and thought for a while, then said, "Why don't we take a rest first, and continue walking after the village chief gets better?"
Everyone looked at the village head who was sitting on the tractor with a livid face and half-closed his eyes weakly, feeling unreliable.
Gu Shuangshuang simply lifted the wedding dress, jumped off the tractor, pointed at the front of the tractor and said proudly, "I'll drive it!"
"Don't, don't, don't... My dear grandson, you are a bride today! How can a bride drive a tractor?" Mrs. Lu gritted his teeth, slapped his thigh and said, "I'll drive!" He was about to jump out of the car.
Gu Shuangshuang reached out and interrupted his thoughts: "Grandpa, can you drive?"
Mr. Lu nodded and replied solemnly: "It was opened 50 years ago."
Gu Shuangshuang cried and begged for mercy with her fists in her arms: "Grandpa, how many lives were lost in the car! Today is my happy day, please let me go! Don't worry, Grandpa. I learned how to drive a tractor from the village head before. Don't worry about my skills!"
The cameraman carried the camera and muttered: "... Feeling Lu Huaijin found a village girl?"
With sharp ears, Lin Xi heard the photographer's muttering, stepped on his instep, stared and said: "Don't dislike your employer if you work, why do you complain when you have money?"
The cameraman's instep was attacked by high heels, and he took a step back in pain. He almost fell off the tractor. Fortunately, Master Lu was quick and gave him a hand.Lu Lao looked like an expert in the world, as stable as Mount Tai: "Young man, be more stable."
The cameraman pouted, obviously a little emotional. He is a well-known wedding cameraman in the industry, and the price is not cheap. He actually came to such a broken mountain village to record the whole process of the wedding. I don't know, I thought he was filming "The Transformation of an Idol".
Thinking of "The Transformation of an Idol", Lu Huaijin disappeared after encountering mudslides because of filming this show.
So the cameraman filled his brains with love in the mountain village, and the bloody script gradually took shape in his mind, which was even more bloody than the stories Lu Lao and Lao Meng once wrote on Weibo.
Lu Huaijin and Gu Shuangshuang were arguing over who would drive the tractor.
Gu Shuangshuang was so angry that she lifted her fluffy wedding dress, stood on tiptoes and looked up at Lu Huaijin, revealing a section of her fair calf, her eyebrows were tightly frowned, "Brother Lu! Do you not love me anymore? Drive a tractor Do not let me? Do I still have personal freedom? Huh?" After speaking, he tried to climb onto the tractor.
As soon as she stepped on one foot, Lu Huaijin reached out and wrapped her arms around her waist from behind, and with a force, pulled her off the front of the car and carried her on her shoulders.
He carried Gu Shuangshuang to the tractor and put her down, pointing at her nose and warning: "Gu Laoshuang, be more honest today!"
Gu Shuangshuang was intimidated by his serious tone, and immediately walked in with her wedding dress, and stood next to Mr. Lu, holding on to the iron railing.
The village chief's abdominal pain still hasn't been relieved, probably because he helped try the wedding banquet dishes last night, the big fish and meat were too greasy, and his stomach couldn't bear it, causing vomiting and diarrhea.He hated himself for having an accident at this juncture, raised his hand, pointed feebly at a twisted iron bar hanging on the front of the car, and said, "Boss Lu, that's the car key."
Lu Huaijin took the so-called key, and was dumbfounded for a moment. He looked up at the village chief, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "How do you use this thing?"
When Qin Yan saw the tractor key, he couldn't hold back, and grabbed Lin Xi's hand and laughed out loud.
Mr. Lu jumped out of the car, took the handle from Lu Huaijin, and started to shake it.It's just that Mr. Lu is too old and his physical strength can't keep up. He was panting and out of breath after shaking the handle a few times.
Gu Shuangshuang pretended to knock her chin on the fence of the tractor, and raised her hand weakly: "Brother Lu, let me come?"
Lu Huaijin looked up at her, imagining the scene where she lifted the wedding dress up to her thighs and frantically shook the handle of the tractor. She immediately shivered and woke up in fright... If he really agreed with her to drive the tractor, there was no guarantee that she would really To be able to do such a shameless thing.
Lu Huaijin looked at it from the side and probably learned how to start the tractor. He snatched the handle from Mr. Lu, "I'll do it, you go up and sit."
Elder Lu panted heavily: "You young people only know how to drive foreign cars, but can you drive tractors?"
(End of this chapter)
In October, the heat in Ning'an has not yet peeled off.
On the narrow mountain road leading to Liujia Village in Xixi County, cars were jammed into a long queue.There are tall poplar trees and towering ginkgo trees along the road. At a glance, the yellow color spreads for thousands of meters.
The road ahead was blocked, and the reporters who were interviewing with the wedding team had to get out of the car to breathe, squatting under the shade of a tree beside the road to rest.
The scenery on this mountain road is beautiful, and there are wild kiwis on the side of the road, and even August melon, a wild fruit that reporters have never seen before.It is a wild fruit with a purple appearance and a milky white inner flesh. It tastes soft, similar to a banana.
Two or three reporters gathered together and sat under the ginkgo tree, gnawing on wild berries, playing poker, and chatting about Xiaotian.
"Is Lu Huaijin out of her mind? Picking such a lousy place to get married? We are journalists, and we spend our lives interviewing!...Three belts and one!"
"Crushed to death...isn't it? Ordinary cars in front can't get in. If I knew it, I would apply for an off-road vehicle to come over."
Immediately someone spoke up: "This kind of broken place, just need a tractor."
"How long will it be blocked? How did the bride and groom enter the village? Haha, Wang Zha! I'm sorry, brothers!"
……
At the front of the long queue of cars was the wedding car of Lu Huaijin and Gu Shuangshuang.They knew the road conditions ahead, and it might be very difficult for the wedding car to drive in.
Gu Shuangshuang was wearing a wedding dress at this time, and Lin Xi held her skirt and asked, "What's going on? Are you still leaving? You didn't make any arrangements before?"
Qin Yan folded his arms, leaned lazily on the front of the car, and yawned: "This marriage is..." He turned his head and glanced at the long queue of cars behind him, and sighed: "It's too sensational."
The elders of Lu Huaijin's family were sitting in the two cars behind the new couple.
Mr. Lu and Father Lu were still calm. Ding Ying saw that there was no village in front of this place, and no shop behind. Where to put it?
She glanced at the camera outside the car and was photographing her daughter in the ginkgo forest, but she still held back her anger.
Ding Ying's daughter is Qiao Pan, with a carefree personality. The little girl who has lived in the city all year round has never seen such a large ginkgo forest.She had a great time holding the camera.Qiao Pan took pictures of the scenery for a while, turned around, pointed the camera at a couple not far away, and shouted, "Brother, sister-in-law! Look this way!"
Hearing sister Qiao Pan's voice, Lu Huaijin put her arms around Gu Shuangshuang's shoulders, turned to the camera, and smiled.
The picture frozen in the camera, the groom in a suit and leather shoes, the bride wearing a waist wedding dress, behind them are rows of tall ginkgo trees. The sun is accompanied by fine dust flying.
This photo is the best photo of people that Qiao Pan has ever taken. It doesn't need post-processing at all, it is perfect.
After taking the photo, Gu Shuangshuang turned to look at Lu Huaijin, worried, "I knew it would be so troublesome, why not do it in a hotel in the city. How can we enter the village now?"
Lu Huaijin has already arranged for people to enter the village. If there is no accident, everything in the village has been arranged properly, so he is still calm now, with his hands in his suit pockets, staring ahead with confidence.
The midday sun was getting stronger and stronger, and the makeup on Gu Shuangshuang's face was tanned. She lifted the hem of her skirt and gritted her teeth: "Brother Lu, let's walk into the village!"
Lu Huaijin took out a box of xylitol from his pocket, took out one and stuffed it into his mouth, poured out a few, put it in his palm, and handed it to her, "You still call him Big Brother Lu? When can you change your name?" He raised his brows, The tone is very flat.
Gu Shuangshuang picked up two grains of xylitol from his hand, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it a few times, then hummed without changing his face: "Then... Mr. Lu, when are we going to go to the mountains?"
Her new address made Lu Huaijin almost choke on chewing gum, and he said, "Wait a minute, someone is coming to pick us up." As soon as he finished speaking, a rumbling sound came from a distance.
Hearing this sound, Qin Yan couldn't help but click his tongue: "Huaijin, you won't..."
Elder Lu in the car obviously also heard the rumbling sound, couldn't help rolling down the window, poked his head out and asked, "Grand grandson, you didn't arrange for a helicopter, did you?" The old man imitated rows of helicopters He descended from the sky with an excited expression on his face, and his voice echoed throughout the mountain path, "Helicopter is majestic! Marrying us Shuangshuang, it should be such a big fight!!"
Grandpa Lu has been in poor health recently and has mild Alzheimer's disease. He always remembers that he has a granddaughter but no grandson.For this wedding, he felt that he was marrying his granddaughter, not his grandson marrying his granddaughter-in-law.
"..." Lu Huaijin glanced at Grandpa, a little speechless.
——Is this the sound of your helicopter?
After a while, a tractor came from the corner of the mountain road.The middle-aged man driving the tractor waved at them. The dark skin of the middle-aged man was particularly dazzling on the golden mountain road.
There was also a woman sitting behind the tractor, and she danced and yelled to this side: "Shuangshuang! Shuangshuang!" accompanied by the rhythmic barking of dogs.A few minutes later, the tractor turned around and stopped at a corner, and a big yellow dog jumped down together with the people on the tractor.
Gu Shuangshuang held the skirt and jumped excitedly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lai Caicai saw Gu Shuangshuang from afar and ran towards her like crazy. Because he ran too fast, he fell into a mud pit and turned over, but quickly got up again and rushed towards Gu Shuangshuang.
Lai Caicai rubbed against Gu Shuangshuang's arms, very obedient.Gu Shuangshuang hugged the dog and almost cried.She didn't expect that Laicai still remembered her after such a long time.The Chinese Pastoral Dog is like this. No matter how ruthlessly the owner treats it or abandons it, it is infinitely loyal to its owner.
Gu Shuangshuang hugged the dog and kept boasting: "Lai Caicai is indeed the invincible loyal dog in the universe! He still remembers me after I've been away for so long!"
Lu Huaijin looked down at a person and a dog from a high position, with his hands in his trousers pockets, chewing xylitol in his mouth, and a trace of jealousy appeared on his brows: "It is an invincible loyal dog in the universe, what about me? What?"
Gu Shuangshuang didn't care that Caicai rubbed her body in mud, grabbed Caicai's dirty front paws, waved at Lu Huaijin, imitating a dog playfully, and said, "Wow...how can you compare with me? I'm Gu Laoshuang's first love!"
Lai Caicai seemed to understand what she said, and barked twice in a timely manner.
Lu Huaijin shook her head helplessly and smiled, knelt down, first rubbed her head, then rubbed the dog's head, and said with emotion: "This little guy has become much stronger. Shuangshuang, our Jin Yuanbao doesn't have a husband, how about this one?" How about taking it to the city for the first time, and making it a pair with Jin Yuanbao?"
"Mr. Lu, are you trying to quickly find a spouse for your rival?" Gu Shuangshuang grabbed the dog's chin and said proudly, "Our finance minister is so handsome, he will definitely win Jin Yuanbao's heart!"
Laicai propped up his ears, stuck out his tongue to lick the back of her hand, and ran around her wagging his tail. It could be seen that he was very excited.
Aunt Liu saw the endless line of wedding cars, touched her chest, tried her best to suppress her surprised heart, and sighed: "Shuangshuang, it's a big battle for Boss Lu to marry you! You really did a good job back then." people!"
Lu Huaijin coughed a few times to ease the embarrassment, and said to Aunt Liu, "Aunt Liu, thanks to your care during that time. By the way, how is Zhang Luode doing in the village?"
The village chief parked the tractor and came over, interjecting, "The layout is ready! According to Boss Lu's order, all the pigs in the village were killed! I went to catch [-] fish yesterday, and they have been deep-fried in the pan. Wait for them today." When you enter the village, the banquet will be held immediately! We must not be ambiguous when we marry a daughter in the Liu Family Village!"
Lu Huaijin nodded, expressing her satisfaction.He turned around and glanced at the long queue behind him, and said, "A hundred tables may not be enough today, and many reporters have come."
When the village chief heard the reporter, he was very surprised: "What? The reporter also came to our village? Will our village have a chance to be on TV? Will it be in the newspaper? How many are here?"
Lu Huaijin smiled and said, "Yes." He turned his head and asked his assistant, "An Qi, how many reporters are here?"
An Qi looked at the record and replied, "56."
When the village head heard the number, he almost fainted.
——Their village is going to be on TV and newspapers!
The village chief felt as if he had been beaten up, and his voice raised a few decibels: "Your car is so big, it's not easy to get in, so take my tractor! My tractor can barely squeeze ten people, so make a few extra trips." People can pull them in.” The village chief’s tractor is an old-fashioned small tractor, only a little bigger than a tricycle.
Lu Huaijin had thought of everything before, except for the transportation, which was not well planned.
With so many guests and only one tractor, it is really difficult to arrange.
King and Kaka were originally sitting in the ginkgo grove to enjoy the shade. Seeing that Lu Huaijin was in a dilemma, they immediately surrounded him, each holding his arm.Kaka said: "Boss! If it's not far away, King and I and other brothers can walk and exercise!"
Qiao Pan also came around with the camera in his hand, knocked Kaka away, and hugged Lu Huaijin's arm, a little coquettishly: "Brother! I also hike! This place is so beautiful! I want to use my camera to record the beautiful scenery here Come down!"
Knowing that cars cannot enter the village, Ding Ying and her husband got out of the car one after another.Ding Ying looked at the dirty tractor, frowned and said, "It's not too far to walk into the village, right?"
The village chief smiled plainly: "It's not far! It's just over four mountains!"
Everyone: "..."
Kaka took a deep breath: "Four mountains? Village chief, isn't the mountain high?"
The village chief thought for a while and replied: "It's not high, it's not high, and you will reach the top of the mountain after climbing a few steps. If you want to walk, form a team, and I will ask Aunt Liu and Lai Caicai to guide you!"
As soon as everyone heard "climb a few steps" and reach the top of the mountain, they immediately let go of their hearts.The surrounding environment is good, it is autumn again, and there are many wild fruits on the mountain, the guests are happy to "climb a few steps".
In the end, it was decided that the couple, the best man and bridesmaid, Mr. Lu, and the cameraman would enter the village by tractor, while the rest of the guests and reporters would enter the village on foot through the shortcut path, and the cars would be guarded in turn.
More than a hundred people formed a team and walked on the shortcut path. The team was mighty, like a devil entering a village.
Walking to the middle of the mountain and looking far away, there are mountains and mountains in the distance, a piece of grass yellow, and there is smoke from cooking in the deep mountains, and white smoke is like clouds.
Qiao Pan, King, Kaka, and Lao Meng followed Aunt Liu and walked in the front.Qiao Pan used the camera to record the beautiful scenery all the way. When she got to the top of the mountain to rest, she stood on the big rock with the camera in her hand and looked at the opposite mountain.
There is a mountain on the opposite side, which stretches for dozens of miles and is a fiery red. Coupled with the setting sun, it is breathtakingly beautiful.Qiao Pan has only seen such a fiery autumn in his photography works.
Qiao Pan sighed: "If I were my elder brother, I would build a house here with my sister-in-law and live here for the rest of my life. It would be nice for men to farm and women to weave! What kind of mountain is that opposite? It's so beautiful!"
Kaka came over and bumped her with the shoulder: "Why don't we just make do, come here to build a house, men farm and women weave? I don't mind women farming and men weaving."
Qiao Pan raised her foot and stepped on his instep, "Shameless, who wants to work with your female farmer and male weaver!"
……
There was something wrong on the other side. The village chief drove the tractor halfway, and suddenly got sick and diarrhea, and couldn't continue driving.
The village chief couldn't continue to drive the tractor, and Lu Lao subconsciously cast his eyes on Qin Yan.Qin Yan shrank his neck, hid behind Lin Xi's shoulder, and muttered, "Master Lu, I don't know how to drive a tractor, so don't try to trick me."
As the groom, Lu Huaijin took off his suit without saying a word, rolled up his shirt sleeves and jumped off the tractor, walked around to the front of the tractor for a while, then turned his head and asked the village chief, "Is driving a tractor the same as driving a car?"
The village chief sat on the tractor with a very ugly face and a weak voice, he almost hummed a sentence: "Look at what you said, it's as if I've driven a car."
The videographer stood on the tractor with the camera on his shoulders, sweating profusely from the heat.Originally thought that recording a wedding video for Lu Huaijin could make a fortune easily, but I didn't expect this wedding to be so novel.
Elder Lu held his chin and thought for a while, then said, "Why don't we take a rest first, and continue walking after the village chief gets better?"
Everyone looked at the village head who was sitting on the tractor with a livid face and half-closed his eyes weakly, feeling unreliable.
Gu Shuangshuang simply lifted the wedding dress, jumped off the tractor, pointed at the front of the tractor and said proudly, "I'll drive it!"
"Don't, don't, don't... My dear grandson, you are a bride today! How can a bride drive a tractor?" Mrs. Lu gritted his teeth, slapped his thigh and said, "I'll drive!" He was about to jump out of the car.
Gu Shuangshuang reached out and interrupted his thoughts: "Grandpa, can you drive?"
Mr. Lu nodded and replied solemnly: "It was opened 50 years ago."
Gu Shuangshuang cried and begged for mercy with her fists in her arms: "Grandpa, how many lives were lost in the car! Today is my happy day, please let me go! Don't worry, Grandpa. I learned how to drive a tractor from the village head before. Don't worry about my skills!"
The cameraman carried the camera and muttered: "... Feeling Lu Huaijin found a village girl?"
With sharp ears, Lin Xi heard the photographer's muttering, stepped on his instep, stared and said: "Don't dislike your employer if you work, why do you complain when you have money?"
The cameraman's instep was attacked by high heels, and he took a step back in pain. He almost fell off the tractor. Fortunately, Master Lu was quick and gave him a hand.Lu Lao looked like an expert in the world, as stable as Mount Tai: "Young man, be more stable."
The cameraman pouted, obviously a little emotional. He is a well-known wedding cameraman in the industry, and the price is not cheap. He actually came to such a broken mountain village to record the whole process of the wedding. I don't know, I thought he was filming "The Transformation of an Idol".
Thinking of "The Transformation of an Idol", Lu Huaijin disappeared after encountering mudslides because of filming this show.
So the cameraman filled his brains with love in the mountain village, and the bloody script gradually took shape in his mind, which was even more bloody than the stories Lu Lao and Lao Meng once wrote on Weibo.
Lu Huaijin and Gu Shuangshuang were arguing over who would drive the tractor.
Gu Shuangshuang was so angry that she lifted her fluffy wedding dress, stood on tiptoes and looked up at Lu Huaijin, revealing a section of her fair calf, her eyebrows were tightly frowned, "Brother Lu! Do you not love me anymore? Drive a tractor Do not let me? Do I still have personal freedom? Huh?" After speaking, he tried to climb onto the tractor.
As soon as she stepped on one foot, Lu Huaijin reached out and wrapped her arms around her waist from behind, and with a force, pulled her off the front of the car and carried her on her shoulders.
He carried Gu Shuangshuang to the tractor and put her down, pointing at her nose and warning: "Gu Laoshuang, be more honest today!"
Gu Shuangshuang was intimidated by his serious tone, and immediately walked in with her wedding dress, and stood next to Mr. Lu, holding on to the iron railing.
The village chief's abdominal pain still hasn't been relieved, probably because he helped try the wedding banquet dishes last night, the big fish and meat were too greasy, and his stomach couldn't bear it, causing vomiting and diarrhea.He hated himself for having an accident at this juncture, raised his hand, pointed feebly at a twisted iron bar hanging on the front of the car, and said, "Boss Lu, that's the car key."
Lu Huaijin took the so-called key, and was dumbfounded for a moment. He looked up at the village chief, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "How do you use this thing?"
When Qin Yan saw the tractor key, he couldn't hold back, and grabbed Lin Xi's hand and laughed out loud.
Mr. Lu jumped out of the car, took the handle from Lu Huaijin, and started to shake it.It's just that Mr. Lu is too old and his physical strength can't keep up. He was panting and out of breath after shaking the handle a few times.
Gu Shuangshuang pretended to knock her chin on the fence of the tractor, and raised her hand weakly: "Brother Lu, let me come?"
Lu Huaijin looked up at her, imagining the scene where she lifted the wedding dress up to her thighs and frantically shook the handle of the tractor. She immediately shivered and woke up in fright... If he really agreed with her to drive the tractor, there was no guarantee that she would really To be able to do such a shameless thing.
Lu Huaijin looked at it from the side and probably learned how to start the tractor. He snatched the handle from Mr. Lu, "I'll do it, you go up and sit."
Elder Lu panted heavily: "You young people only know how to drive foreign cars, but can you drive tractors?"
(End of this chapter)
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