Concubine is unusual

Chapter 172

The hunchback didn't believe it, he stared at Yu Yanran for a while, and then said, "You must be a bad person, otherwise how could anyone tie you up? If I'm a good person, they won't tie me up!"

As he said that, he was about to pick up the burden and leave again, muttering in his mouth: "Daddy said, don't mind your own business along the way, so as not to be deceived!"

Judging from his tone of voice and demeanor, Yu Yanran definitely didn't have a high IQ.Not only is it not high, but it is estimated that the wrong line will often be taken.

Talking to this kind of person, if you communicate with him seriously, there will definitely be problems.Just the topic of whether I am a good person or a bad person can make people dizzy.

Seeing that the hunchback was about to leave, Yu Yanran became a little anxious.After finally looking forward to seeing someone come, I have to leave again, but there is no such shop in the village, who knows when the next person will show up?

So Yu Yanran raised her voice and said: "Hey, brother, don't go! Let me tell you the truth! The reason why I was tied to a tree was not because I did anything bad. It was because I asked others to tie me up. mine!"

The hunchback stopped, put down the burden again and asked curiously, "Are you stupid? Why did you ask someone to tie you up?"

"It's like this. I used to be a hunchback. To tell you the truth, I was even more hunchbacked than you, brother. Because of this hunchback, no girl would marry me. I was so angry that I thought about it every day. Make the hunchback stop!" Yu Yanran said while arranging things indiscriminately.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the hunchback's eyes lit up: "Then why don't you hunchback now?"

"Oh, I met an eminent monk who has attained the Tao. He passed on a secret formula to me. First, find a century-old tree with few people, and have someone tie it to the tree. Tie it tighter, and then recite the secret formula. After a day and a night, The hunchback straightened."

The hunchback jumped three feet high, his face was full of excitement: "There is such a good thing? Then tell me the secret, and then tie me to a tree!"

Yu Yanran said with a look of embarrassment: "Isn't this bad? Then the eminent monk said that it must be passed on to those who are destined!"

"I am your destined person! Look, you are a hunchback, and I am also a hunchback. You are tied to a tree, and you will not meet anyone else, but you will meet me. Don't we have a destiny? Pass the secret to me, Sarah!"

The hunchback spoke these few words quite slickly, it can be seen that his brain is also sometimes ineffective and has a little contact barrier.

Yu Yanran deliberately thought about it: "Is that so? It makes sense! Then help me untie, and I'll pass on the secret to you right now!"

Without further ado, Xizizi helped Yu Yanran untie her and urged, "Hurry up, you tie me to a tree while teaching me the secret formula, so that I won't be hunchbacked sooner."

Yu Yanran was finally free, and while stroking her numb arms, she comforted the hunchback: "The eminent monk said, during the day and night of being tied up, you must not be seen by irrelevant people. Your dear father, that secret formula is no longer effective. Therefore, I advise you not to try it! If someone who has nothing to do with it sees it, wouldn’t all previous efforts be wasted?"

The hunchback stubbornly shook his head: "No, I will try anyway! You are not a hunchback now, so you wish I could still be a hunchback, don't you?"

One sentence made Yu Yanran burst into laughter, and said in her heart: I didn't want to tie you up, it was you who wanted to die, and there was nothing I could do.Otherwise, if you keep pestering me all the time, wouldn't you be bored to death by you?

So I didn’t talk too much, I tied the hunchback with a rope, and taught him the so-called secret formula that I made up temporarily: "The east wind blows, the drums of war are beating, who is afraid of the hunchback now? A broken pot has a broken pot cover, and the monk himself There is nun love!"

The hunchback murmured several times, and then said cheerfully, "I've written it down!"

Thinking that Yu Yanran was not tied tightly enough, the hunchback was still urging: "Be sure to tie it tighter, so that the hunchback will be straighter. I'm not afraid of pain, you just need to tie it tighter!"

This sentence almost made Yu Yanran burst out laughing, it was really a pig being killed by someone, there is nothing a person can do about it!
After tying up the hunchback, Yu Yanran couldn't bear it after thinking about it.It's not his fault that he is stupid, his parents should blame him for making him so stupid.

So I took out a 100 tael silver note from my sleeve, stuffed it into the hunchback pocket and said: "If your hunchback doesn't straighten and your father scolds you or beats you, you can give this to him." In this case, not only will he not scold you and beat you, he must be quite happy, remember?"

The hunchback replied naively: "Remember. Go, go, don't make me unable to straighten my hunchback!"

Yu Yanran shrugged, stopped answering, turned around and left.

After walking a few steps, I couldn't help looking back at the hunchback tied to the tree. Seeing the carefree expression on his face, he shook his head and said loudly: "The east wind is blowing, and the drums are beating. Now who is afraid of the hunchback?" A broken pot has a broken pot lid, and a monk has a nun's love!" She couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Yu Yanran walked out of this unlucky place in one go, thinking back on her experience along the way, it seems that since leaving Li Xingyu's Prince's Mansion, she has never been successful.

First, the bank notes were stolen, and the poor and the poor could only make a living by playing the erhu. After finally meeting such a generous person as Min Jinchun, he was almost taken by Mrs. Ling to become a cowherd; After stopping Xuan, he fell into the animal trap and starved all day and night in vain; he thought that the person who came to save him was a good person, but he was robbed of money and tied to a tree again!
Could it be that the crow's mouth of the fortune teller really followed the words of the crow's mouth, that luck has been bad recently, and there is a storm on the flat ground, and the boat can capsize in the gutter?

After thinking about it, she didn't plan to go back to find a fortune teller and ask him to help her spend money to get rid of disasters or something!In fact, that guy is just a scumbag who cheats money to live by!

No way, we have to keep moving towards the established goal!The Tang monk and his disciples went through ninety-nine and 81 hardships before they got the scriptures in the West.It's nothing to make a fuss about my own idea!

Relying on the money, Yu Yanran bought new horses and other useful items, and once again set out on the road in high spirits.

However, she has learned from past experience and lessons, and while keeping a low profile everywhere, she has also increased her vigilance.Or travel during the day and stay at night.When you encounter a place off the beaten track, you must go with other tourists.

When she arrived at the border of the Southern Empire and was about to approach Dongyao Kingdom, Yu Yanran showed off her kung fu tactfully and successfully mixed into a large caravan.

The cause of the incident is simple. This is a transnational caravan, carrying many special products of the Southern Empire, such as grape wine, pure jade, jadeite, as well as exquisite wall hangings, carpets, etc., and is going to sell them at Dongyao for a good price.

The backstage bosses of these large caravans are all people with good hands and eyes, who can walk freely between the two countries with ease.And sell back and forth the items needed by the two countries in order to earn high profits.

These caravans will naturally experience many emergencies during their trafficking, and robbery and extortion are not impossible.

It was at a time when the caravan was robbed by bandits, Yu Yanran made a timely move and beat up the bandits, crying for their father and mother, and fled in all directions.

In this way, the leader of the caravan is naturally grateful to Yan Ran, and tries his best to keep her to join his caravan.

Yu Yanran was worrying about how she should pass the border of the Southern Empire and go to Dongyao Kingdom in a legitimate way!In this way, it's just like wanting to fall asleep. Someone handed me a pillow. How can there be no reason not to agree?

Mixed in a large caravan, Yu Yanran passed the customs without any surprises, continued to guard the caravan, and marched all the way to the capital of Dongyao Kingdom.

It should not have been a long time since I left the capital of Dongyao Kingdom.But in Yanran's feeling, it was so long.

Those past events came to my mind unexpectedly, which is really emotional!

When Yu Yanran finally set foot on the land of the capital, she felt faintly excited.She can look for Feng Chen now; maybe she will meet Min Jinchun and Hong Ni and the others; as for the scumbag Mo Zilin, I don’t know if she can meet; the old fox Yun Muzhi and his daughter---the real Yunmeng Qing, hum, just wait!If my aunt doesn't avenge her past revenge, she will never be a human being in this life!
Now that the person has arrived in the capital, the most urgent task is to find a safe and secret hiding place first.

With a foothold, we can find Fengchen without any worries.

Dealing with Yun Muzhi and the others must have happened after finding Fengchen.

Yu Yanran knew that once she got involved with Yun Muzhi, she had to do her best and never give up until she won.But also full of dangers and challenges.

But she is not afraid, she will definitely come up with a good way to kill Yun Muzhi, an old bastard, and keep herself unscathed!

The so-called three caves of the cunning rabbit, she, Yu Yanran, must be better than the cunning rabbit!Therefore, she has to prepare at least four or five residences, so that she can do whatever she wants without being caught.

To do this, you need a large amount of silver as a backing.With her current financial resources, of course it is impossible.Therefore, he had to get his own wealth out of the Qingqiu Courtyard of Prince Lin's Mansion.

Yu Yanran made up her mind, and first used the money on hand to rent a simple residential house as a temporary foothold.

It doesn't matter if it's old or worn out, the key is to have a slightly off-center location, and it's best not to have talkative neighbors around, so that it's convenient for you to move around at night.

What I hate most is asking questions all day long. I wish I could ask all three generations of my ancestors to find out the truth.

I don't know if it's just luck, anyway, Yu Yanran found the house she wanted without much trouble, and after paying the fee, Yu Yanran became the temporary owner of that house.

Although the house is simple and crude, there is still an old bed for sleeping, and meals can be settled outside, and no fire is prepared.But the necessary outfits for going out at night are still indispensable, plus some items needed for disguise, so Yu Yanran still has to be busy.

(End of this chapter)