Concubine is unusual
Chapter 246 The Weird Scholar
Chapter 246 The Weird Scholar
Yu Yanran looked at Feng Wuji with sympathy.
Feng Wuji glanced left and right vigilantly and said, "Why?"
"Your clairvoyance has failed. Could it be that your mind-reading skills have also failed? How pitiful!" Yu Yanran shook her head and sighed pitifully.
If this guy still has the ability to read minds, there is no need to ask her so impatiently!
In fact, it's too late for her to be happy in her heart, it would be great if it keeps like this!Then when she stayed with Feng Wuji, there would be no pressure.
Feng Wuji was stunned for a moment, and had to admit that his original two methods seemed to be useless now.This mandrill poison is really fucking awesome, it's a nemesis tailor-made for him, okay?
But Feng Wuji shrugged his shoulders pretending to be relaxed: "It's no big deal! Brother Hui has innumerable abilities, these two things, there are not many without it, not a lot without it!"
Yu Yanran chuckled, stretched out her index finger and said, "You just knock out your teeth and swallow your blood, fold your arms and hide them in your sleeves!"
In fact, there is nothing wrong with this.Men, don't say that Taishan collapsed in front of you, let's keep calm, at least you can't be small, and you can't hold a little thing in your stomach all day long.
Feng Wuji quickly diverted the conversation and said, "Hey, what happened to Mrs. Ling's matter, you should tell me! Don't be secretive."
Only then did Yu Yanran continue talking happily.
The two of them were chatting and laughing along the way, lively and lively; Mo Zilin, who was following in the dark, had his teeth itchy, and said in his heart: To other men, he smiled like a flower; If you miss me, will you raise your eyebrows immediately?
If it is said that this stinky girl is not good to her, it is not true.At least at the critical moment, she is not afraid of dangers, overcomes all difficulties, and is the first one to rush out and extend a helping hand to him; What is the state of mind behind this?
Mo Zilin has slept with many women, but he has never thought about the psychology of women.There is no need for this!It was that stinky girl who made him think so hard and lost countless brain cells, but he still couldn't figure it out!
No matter what, since he promised to help her get rid of the mandrill poison in her body, he will definitely do his best to do it!
That's why Mo Zilin followed Feng Wuji and Yu Yanran without revealing his whereabouts.
Not only did he have to protect Yu Yanran's safety, but he also had to find ways to get the jade whistle first.If he wasn't worried about what happened to this stinky girl on the way, he might have gone straight to Li Xingyu's Prince's Mansion.
When it comes to Li Xingyu, this guy also thinks too much about Yanran.Even he himself admitted at the time that if Li Xingyu pursued Yu Yanran, he would have many advantages.
Although Yu Yanran was never a woman who valued power.
But at this moment, he, Mo Zilin, is also the prince of Dongyao Kingdom, and he, Mo Zilin, will sit on the throne of Dongyao Kingdom one day.
Therefore, Li Xingyu and himself are on the same level.
Hey, it's getting too far.
After I got the emerald whistle, of course I went to the Holy Spirit Mountain to find the unicorn blood vine!
Oh, yes, with the Emerald Whistle, tampering is a no-no.It's better to leave it to Yu Yanran first.
Because, Jade Whistle recognizes the Lord.Yu Yanran is the only person in the world who can make Jade Whistle call birds and beasts.Even Feng Wuji, the original owner of the Jade Whistle, could do nothing.
Mo Zilin bit his lip and looked at the sky speechlessly.I thought about this stinky girl heart and soul, and then looked at others, it's strange that he is the only one in my eyes!
Well, manly tofu, how can he be as knowledgeable as a little girl?
Look, the tone of speech is becoming more and more assimilated with that stinky girl!What kind of masculine tofu is obviously a manly man.This smelly girl is really harmful!
The four guards under Mo Zilin also dispersed, and followed him quietly.They really couldn't understand why their master wanted to go to the Southern Empire so well?
And Yu Yanran was talking to Feng Wuji, how could she be distracted by Mo Zilin?Although when she went out, she vaguely felt that this stinky scum might follow her and Feng Wuji.
It's just that, after looking around for a while at the beginning, I didn't find any trace of this stinky scum, so I forgot about it.
Riding the horse bumped all the way, and talking all the way, the laughter was even more like silver bells, jingling bells kept ringing.Yu Yanran gradually turned from novelty to boredom, and then from boredom to exhaustion.
Feng Wuji also noticed it, and he reined in the horse's reins and suggested: "Let's find a place and eat something before we go! I won't fill your stomach, and you'll be so hungry later that you even gnaw on the reins What should I do if I eat it?"
Yu Yanran rolled his eyes at him: "You only eat the horse's bridle!" But she was indeed hungry.
The two found a clean and refreshing restaurant, picked a relatively secluded table and sat down.
The waiter came up in a hurry, took out the cloth towel on his shoulders, wiped the table again, and asked enthusiastically: "You two guests, what do you want to eat? The best gold-rimmed crescent moon hoof in this restaurant is shaped like a crescent moon. Delicate, mellow and delicious."
Yu Yanran saw the eloquence of the waiter in this store, she smiled and said: "The name sounds good, just order one."
The waiter in the shop raised his voice and said, "Hello, one piece of red heart and crescent hoof in Phnom Penh."
Then he promoted: "It would be a pity if the two guest officials came to our shop and didn't try the salt-braised tea-tea chicken."
Feng Wuji was well-informed, he had never tasted delicacies from mountains and seas before, so he immediately gasped: "I have eaten salt-baked lotus leaf chicken, but this is the first time I've heard of salt-baked tea-leaf chicken."
The waiter in the shop smiled and said: "The guest officer is right. This salt-baked tea chicken is born from the salt-baked lotus leaf chicken. Because the lotus leaves are seasonal, how can fresh lotus leaves be available all year round? Tea leaves are different. Moreover, the fragrance of tea leaves has its own unique flavor.”
Feng Wuji nodded without hesitation: "Then let's try it!
He has sharp eyes, and as soon as he entered the store, he saw a plate of beef on several tables, and knew that it was also the signature dish of this restaurant.So he said, "Bring me a big plate of five-spice beef."
The shop waiter said with a smile on his face: "Guest officer, have you heard of the five-spice beef in our shop? That is a must!"
The waiter in the shop wanted to continue introducing with a sharp tongue, but Yu Yanran stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "I'm so hungry that my chest sticks to my back with the effort you're talking, so just do whatever you want! That's it."
She said that on purpose, just to see the waiter in this shop get embarrassed.Be sure to ask: Is there a dish named casually?What kind of dish is this anyway?
Unexpectedly, the waiter in the shop didn't panic, and responded without changing his face and heartbeat: "Okay, two guest officers, wait a moment, the food will be served soon!"
Now it was Yu Yanran's turn to be surprised.Her bright eyes blinked, and she said to Feng Wuji after a long while: "I'll have a look later, what kind of thing is this casual thing on the table? Is it delicious?"
It made Feng Wuji laugh out loud: "Since it's named casually, maybe it's just a matter of fooling you with anything!"
At this time, a young scholar turned his head and interjected: "No, no. This restaurant is quite famous for its casual dishes. In fact, it's just a hodgepodge. The main ingredients are sea cucumber, fish maw, yuba, and ham. , Pigeon eggs, pork liver, scallops, mushrooms, salted duck egg yolks, spinach, chicken broth, etc., have the characteristics of mellow and multi-flavored, fresh and salty."
That young scholar was so familiar with his family, he talked eloquently, and Yu Yanran gulped down his saliva with a rumbling stomach, and her stomach became more and more hungry.
Feng Wuji nodded and said, "Thank you, brother, for introducing us. You must be a local, brother?"
He didn't like to deal with people casually, but after listening to Yu Yanran's adventures just now, he felt that it would be indescribably fun to get in touch with more people, so he took the initiative to ask the scholar.
The scholar shook his head again and said, "No, no, I just tasted it."
Yu Yanran stretched out her hand to fan her nose, rolled her eyes twice and said, "It's so sore, my teeth are about to fall."
The scholar was stunned for a long time by himself, and then he said to himself: "If you hold my hand, you will know that you are ugly; with tears streaming down your face, if you don't want to go, I will go."
Yu Yanran looked at Feng Wuji and asked, "What do you mean?" Then she immediately stopped Feng Wuji from answering with great interest, and thought to herself: "Did this guy say that he is married, and he only knows when he gets married and lifts his hijab when he gets married? The woman is too ugly to look at, so he just ran away!"
Feng Wuji nodded in agreement: "I guess so."
Yu Yanran looked at the scholar with sympathetic eyes, feudal arranged marriages killed people!A man and a woman who want to live together for the rest of their lives have never even met each other before marriage.Only after worshiping the heavens and the earth and respecting the high hall, can I know whether my significant other is tall or short, fat or thin.
If it's okay, it means covering your head; if you encounter an ugly monster, it's too late to regret it!
This one in front of me is courageous and has run away from home!
Yu Yanran remembered a joke she had heard before: The matchmaker flattered the man by saying that the woman's black hair was not pockmarked and her feet were not big and straight.
When the man heard it, oh, the hair is black, it’s okay; there are no pockmarks, it’s just right; the feet are not big, why do you need big feet?Zhou Zheng, of course we need to find someone who looks Zhou Zheng!Is it better to be crooked?
When you get married and go home, it's not the case at all.What kind of black hair, he is half bald at all; the pockmarks on his face are not counted, and his feet are still a little limp.
Now the man was so angry that he went into a rage and asked the matchmaker to settle the score, and he was justified!She said: "I told you a long time ago, the black hair is not pockmarked; the feet are not big and straight! You want it yourself!"
The uncooked rice has been cooked into half-cooked rice, and it is impossible to think about it.I don't know what evil this man did in his previous life to have such a glib matchmaker.
Thinking about it, the scholar in front of me is similar to this situation, right?
(End of this chapter)
Yu Yanran looked at Feng Wuji with sympathy.
Feng Wuji glanced left and right vigilantly and said, "Why?"
"Your clairvoyance has failed. Could it be that your mind-reading skills have also failed? How pitiful!" Yu Yanran shook her head and sighed pitifully.
If this guy still has the ability to read minds, there is no need to ask her so impatiently!
In fact, it's too late for her to be happy in her heart, it would be great if it keeps like this!Then when she stayed with Feng Wuji, there would be no pressure.
Feng Wuji was stunned for a moment, and had to admit that his original two methods seemed to be useless now.This mandrill poison is really fucking awesome, it's a nemesis tailor-made for him, okay?
But Feng Wuji shrugged his shoulders pretending to be relaxed: "It's no big deal! Brother Hui has innumerable abilities, these two things, there are not many without it, not a lot without it!"
Yu Yanran chuckled, stretched out her index finger and said, "You just knock out your teeth and swallow your blood, fold your arms and hide them in your sleeves!"
In fact, there is nothing wrong with this.Men, don't say that Taishan collapsed in front of you, let's keep calm, at least you can't be small, and you can't hold a little thing in your stomach all day long.
Feng Wuji quickly diverted the conversation and said, "Hey, what happened to Mrs. Ling's matter, you should tell me! Don't be secretive."
Only then did Yu Yanran continue talking happily.
The two of them were chatting and laughing along the way, lively and lively; Mo Zilin, who was following in the dark, had his teeth itchy, and said in his heart: To other men, he smiled like a flower; If you miss me, will you raise your eyebrows immediately?
If it is said that this stinky girl is not good to her, it is not true.At least at the critical moment, she is not afraid of dangers, overcomes all difficulties, and is the first one to rush out and extend a helping hand to him; What is the state of mind behind this?
Mo Zilin has slept with many women, but he has never thought about the psychology of women.There is no need for this!It was that stinky girl who made him think so hard and lost countless brain cells, but he still couldn't figure it out!
No matter what, since he promised to help her get rid of the mandrill poison in her body, he will definitely do his best to do it!
That's why Mo Zilin followed Feng Wuji and Yu Yanran without revealing his whereabouts.
Not only did he have to protect Yu Yanran's safety, but he also had to find ways to get the jade whistle first.If he wasn't worried about what happened to this stinky girl on the way, he might have gone straight to Li Xingyu's Prince's Mansion.
When it comes to Li Xingyu, this guy also thinks too much about Yanran.Even he himself admitted at the time that if Li Xingyu pursued Yu Yanran, he would have many advantages.
Although Yu Yanran was never a woman who valued power.
But at this moment, he, Mo Zilin, is also the prince of Dongyao Kingdom, and he, Mo Zilin, will sit on the throne of Dongyao Kingdom one day.
Therefore, Li Xingyu and himself are on the same level.
Hey, it's getting too far.
After I got the emerald whistle, of course I went to the Holy Spirit Mountain to find the unicorn blood vine!
Oh, yes, with the Emerald Whistle, tampering is a no-no.It's better to leave it to Yu Yanran first.
Because, Jade Whistle recognizes the Lord.Yu Yanran is the only person in the world who can make Jade Whistle call birds and beasts.Even Feng Wuji, the original owner of the Jade Whistle, could do nothing.
Mo Zilin bit his lip and looked at the sky speechlessly.I thought about this stinky girl heart and soul, and then looked at others, it's strange that he is the only one in my eyes!
Well, manly tofu, how can he be as knowledgeable as a little girl?
Look, the tone of speech is becoming more and more assimilated with that stinky girl!What kind of masculine tofu is obviously a manly man.This smelly girl is really harmful!
The four guards under Mo Zilin also dispersed, and followed him quietly.They really couldn't understand why their master wanted to go to the Southern Empire so well?
And Yu Yanran was talking to Feng Wuji, how could she be distracted by Mo Zilin?Although when she went out, she vaguely felt that this stinky scum might follow her and Feng Wuji.
It's just that, after looking around for a while at the beginning, I didn't find any trace of this stinky scum, so I forgot about it.
Riding the horse bumped all the way, and talking all the way, the laughter was even more like silver bells, jingling bells kept ringing.Yu Yanran gradually turned from novelty to boredom, and then from boredom to exhaustion.
Feng Wuji also noticed it, and he reined in the horse's reins and suggested: "Let's find a place and eat something before we go! I won't fill your stomach, and you'll be so hungry later that you even gnaw on the reins What should I do if I eat it?"
Yu Yanran rolled his eyes at him: "You only eat the horse's bridle!" But she was indeed hungry.
The two found a clean and refreshing restaurant, picked a relatively secluded table and sat down.
The waiter came up in a hurry, took out the cloth towel on his shoulders, wiped the table again, and asked enthusiastically: "You two guests, what do you want to eat? The best gold-rimmed crescent moon hoof in this restaurant is shaped like a crescent moon. Delicate, mellow and delicious."
Yu Yanran saw the eloquence of the waiter in this store, she smiled and said: "The name sounds good, just order one."
The waiter in the shop raised his voice and said, "Hello, one piece of red heart and crescent hoof in Phnom Penh."
Then he promoted: "It would be a pity if the two guest officials came to our shop and didn't try the salt-braised tea-tea chicken."
Feng Wuji was well-informed, he had never tasted delicacies from mountains and seas before, so he immediately gasped: "I have eaten salt-baked lotus leaf chicken, but this is the first time I've heard of salt-baked tea-leaf chicken."
The waiter in the shop smiled and said: "The guest officer is right. This salt-baked tea chicken is born from the salt-baked lotus leaf chicken. Because the lotus leaves are seasonal, how can fresh lotus leaves be available all year round? Tea leaves are different. Moreover, the fragrance of tea leaves has its own unique flavor.”
Feng Wuji nodded without hesitation: "Then let's try it!
He has sharp eyes, and as soon as he entered the store, he saw a plate of beef on several tables, and knew that it was also the signature dish of this restaurant.So he said, "Bring me a big plate of five-spice beef."
The shop waiter said with a smile on his face: "Guest officer, have you heard of the five-spice beef in our shop? That is a must!"
The waiter in the shop wanted to continue introducing with a sharp tongue, but Yu Yanran stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "I'm so hungry that my chest sticks to my back with the effort you're talking, so just do whatever you want! That's it."
She said that on purpose, just to see the waiter in this shop get embarrassed.Be sure to ask: Is there a dish named casually?What kind of dish is this anyway?
Unexpectedly, the waiter in the shop didn't panic, and responded without changing his face and heartbeat: "Okay, two guest officers, wait a moment, the food will be served soon!"
Now it was Yu Yanran's turn to be surprised.Her bright eyes blinked, and she said to Feng Wuji after a long while: "I'll have a look later, what kind of thing is this casual thing on the table? Is it delicious?"
It made Feng Wuji laugh out loud: "Since it's named casually, maybe it's just a matter of fooling you with anything!"
At this time, a young scholar turned his head and interjected: "No, no. This restaurant is quite famous for its casual dishes. In fact, it's just a hodgepodge. The main ingredients are sea cucumber, fish maw, yuba, and ham. , Pigeon eggs, pork liver, scallops, mushrooms, salted duck egg yolks, spinach, chicken broth, etc., have the characteristics of mellow and multi-flavored, fresh and salty."
That young scholar was so familiar with his family, he talked eloquently, and Yu Yanran gulped down his saliva with a rumbling stomach, and her stomach became more and more hungry.
Feng Wuji nodded and said, "Thank you, brother, for introducing us. You must be a local, brother?"
He didn't like to deal with people casually, but after listening to Yu Yanran's adventures just now, he felt that it would be indescribably fun to get in touch with more people, so he took the initiative to ask the scholar.
The scholar shook his head again and said, "No, no, I just tasted it."
Yu Yanran stretched out her hand to fan her nose, rolled her eyes twice and said, "It's so sore, my teeth are about to fall."
The scholar was stunned for a long time by himself, and then he said to himself: "If you hold my hand, you will know that you are ugly; with tears streaming down your face, if you don't want to go, I will go."
Yu Yanran looked at Feng Wuji and asked, "What do you mean?" Then she immediately stopped Feng Wuji from answering with great interest, and thought to herself: "Did this guy say that he is married, and he only knows when he gets married and lifts his hijab when he gets married? The woman is too ugly to look at, so he just ran away!"
Feng Wuji nodded in agreement: "I guess so."
Yu Yanran looked at the scholar with sympathetic eyes, feudal arranged marriages killed people!A man and a woman who want to live together for the rest of their lives have never even met each other before marriage.Only after worshiping the heavens and the earth and respecting the high hall, can I know whether my significant other is tall or short, fat or thin.
If it's okay, it means covering your head; if you encounter an ugly monster, it's too late to regret it!
This one in front of me is courageous and has run away from home!
Yu Yanran remembered a joke she had heard before: The matchmaker flattered the man by saying that the woman's black hair was not pockmarked and her feet were not big and straight.
When the man heard it, oh, the hair is black, it’s okay; there are no pockmarks, it’s just right; the feet are not big, why do you need big feet?Zhou Zheng, of course we need to find someone who looks Zhou Zheng!Is it better to be crooked?
When you get married and go home, it's not the case at all.What kind of black hair, he is half bald at all; the pockmarks on his face are not counted, and his feet are still a little limp.
Now the man was so angry that he went into a rage and asked the matchmaker to settle the score, and he was justified!She said: "I told you a long time ago, the black hair is not pockmarked; the feet are not big and straight! You want it yourself!"
The uncooked rice has been cooked into half-cooked rice, and it is impossible to think about it.I don't know what evil this man did in his previous life to have such a glib matchmaker.
Thinking about it, the scholar in front of me is similar to this situation, right?
(End of this chapter)
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