Concubine is unusual

Chapter 80 Shrew Cow Dung and Flowers

Although this is a military camp and the distance to the enemy is very close, to Yun Mengqing, she really didn't feel any danger or sense of urgency.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I just felt bored. What should I do today?
After thinking about it for a long time, Yun Mengqing decided to take a few guards under him and go wandering around the nearby villages to see if there was anything new to relieve the boredom.

Of course, Bai Congming and Zhuo Sanpei were eager for it, but Geng Zhi couldn't see what he had in mind.

Yun Mengqing planned to keep a low profile, so she changed into a homely dress and put a veil on her face, in order not to attract so much attention.The other three also tried to dress up as ordinary people.

After walking to the head of Wanjia Village, I saw a neat green brick and large tile house, the courtyard door suddenly opened, and a young woman with disheveled hair rushed out, with a panicked look on her face.He ran towards Yunmengqing.

Followed by him was a tall and powerful young man.If you look closely at his face, you can see the abnormality.Wide distance between eyes, low nose bridge, typical congenital stupid shape.

The fool stammered while running: "Daughter-in-law, don't, don't run, my mother let me, let me sleep with you!"

When Yun Mengqing heard it, this idiot could say anything!

He looked at the girl in front of him sympathetically, although she was a country girl, she was pretty and slim.

Behind that idiot, like strings, pulled out another fat middle-aged woman with a broad face and distinctive eyes, like two tadpoles lying sideways.Although it is small, it does not hinder the fierce and vicious light from inside.

As she ran, she said viciously: "Little hooves, how dare you run, how dare you not let my son sleep, and see if I don't break your legs! I raised you until the age of 15 to spoil my family's food ?”

Yun Mengqing had some clues, guessed that this girl was the child bride-in-law of this family, and the purpose of bringing her home to raise her was naturally to let her marry her stupid son.

Not to mention, if this girl married a stupid son, she would be like a flower stuck in cow dung!
It's just that if you want to consummate the house for your stupid son, you have to hold a wedding ceremony or something, right?Good news to the world, my son is marrying a wife!Looking at this family, it should be the owner of two money!How about letting the stupid son pull the child and bride to bed without knowing why?
It is estimated that there is something tricky here!Yun Mengqing thought.

She exchanged glances with Bai Congming, Zhuo Sanpei, and Geng Zhi. Before Yun Mengqing could speak, she saw the girl running, and when she was approaching her, she fell down with a plop.

It seemed that the fall was not light, the girl frowned in pain and hissed.But quickly turned his head and looked behind, the fool's footsteps were getting closer and closer!The girl's face was full of despair.

Yun Mengqing took a step forward, helped the girl up, and asked with concern: "How is it? Did you get hurt?"

With Yunmengqing's help, the girl stood up with difficulty, seeing the fool rushing in front of her, she immediately limped behind Yunmengqing.

The fool stretched out his hand carelessly to pull Yun Mengqing: "Get out of the way! Don't block my wife!"

Bai Congming didn't wait for the fool's hand to touch Yunmengqing, he took a step forward, stood in front of Yunmengqing, and said in a deep voice: "Speak is what you say, don't move!"

The idiot couldn't hold back, and was pushing on Bai Congming's chest. He felt a strong suction, and his hand seemed to be stuck, and he couldn't take it off no matter what.

Now he was in a hurry, trying to pull out his hand like a tug of war.Unexpectedly, when Bai cleverly retracted the suction, the idiot immediately fell backwards and fell on his back.

Touching the butt that was almost broken into four petals, the fool howled: "Mother, mother, come quickly, someone is bullying me!"

The fat woman with tadpole eyes has already arrived. Seeing her stupid son sitting on the ground, she helped him up distressedly and said, "Son, son, get up quickly. Look at the mother who scolded these corpses and couldn't find them!"

The fool lay on the ground and refused to get up, so the tadpole had to turn around and scolded the girl first: "You little slut, come here soon, what do you want to do? It's not enough to be coquettish in front of that old bastard all day long, you also want to Sell ​​it to outsiders? Let me tell you, don’t think about it as soon as possible, you are my son when you are born, and you are my son’s ghost when you die!"

The girl thought she was used to being coerced by her, so she even dawdled in front of the tadpole's eyes.

The tadpole stretched out his hand, grabbed the girl's ear and shouted: "Listen to me clearly, next time you dare to disobey my son, your husband's intention, see if I don't hang you up and beat you!"

He still couldn't vent his anger while speaking, and twisted the girl's arm fiercely, which made the girl scream.

Yun Mengqing took a step forward and was about to speak, when the tadpole eyes were set in a teapot shape, one hand was pointing at Bai Congming, and the other was on the waist of the bucket, and the bloody mouth slammed open: "You A short-lived ghost who dares to hit my son with something that a dog can't chew? My old lady curses you to die, there is no place to bury you when you die, and you will lose your children and grandchildren~
Then foul language was poured over like dirty water, and the takeaway greeted the eighteen generations of Bai Congming's ancestors.

The sharpness of his voice, the richness of expression on his face, and the diversity of his speech are really breathtaking.He was stunned by scolding Bai Smart.

Yun Mengqing had seen this kind of shrew a lot in her previous life.

She concluded that a shrew is nothing more than a product of failure in human society, such as being ugly; she has no merits; but she has a strong sense of defense and revenge.

Bottom line: It's worthless anyway.So I can only linger on for the rest of my life, like a crazy bitch, who grins her teeth when she sees an old man, bites a child when she sees a child, and hides aside and watches with hatred when she sees a strong person who dare not bite.

sad?How fucking sad!

Getting angry and quarreling with shrews is actually doing what they like. This is called meat buns beating dogs, talking to pigs about losing weight!

The physical structure of shrews determines that when they fight against people, they will have a certain kind of physical pleasure. The more you scold her, the stronger her pleasure will be!

So the best way to deal with a shrew is to ignore her directly, ignore her, don't bother to look at her, when she scolds, you pretend you don't care, the more you don't care, the more unhappy, angry and painful she will be!So it was her who got tired in the end.

Even more poisonous, when she is tired of scolding, if you stimulate her again, it will definitely make her fly into a rage, and her false fire will rise.

Bai Congming's complexion was so pale that even Geng Zhi frowned, let alone Zhuo Sanpei.He couldn't bear it early, and was about to teach this crazy bitch a lesson, but Yun Mengqing pulled his sleeve to stop him.

Is there anyone else watching around here?I really did it, no matter whether it's reasonable or not, a man always can't speak when he hits a woman, a good man doesn't fight with a woman!

Seeing that the tadpole's eyes were tired from scolding, Yun Mengqing took advantage of her panting time to say, "Have you finished scolding? Which eye of yours saw him beating your son? Hey, you don't have a head, or do you have a head?" Mildew on it? I wonder, are you human? Tell me about you, it’s not your fault that you look ugly, but it’s your fault if you run out to scare people! It’s daytime, if it’s night, I must Smash you to death with the soles of your shoes! Just you and your son, you are polluting the air while you are alive, and wasting the land when you are dead, so what is the point of living?"

With a groan, the tadpole rushed over to scratch Yunmengqing's face, but was caught by Yunmengqing, who stumbled unobtrusively by the way.The tadpole's eyes were gorgeous, and he raised his head and was about to curse, when he suddenly spit out a tooth.

Looking at the pool of bright red blood and a tooth inside, the tadpole howled dryly, crying and shouting, "I'm killing you! Help me!"

Because of the loss of a front tooth, it was a bit leaky to speak.

The fool also rushed to the tadpole's eyes, shook her body and said, "Mother, mother, don't lie on your stomach, and then scold them to death!"

As early as when the tadpole eyes were cursing, a group of villagers who watched the excitement attracted a group of villagers. They looked at it seriously. None of the few outsiders beat the shrew with their hands. It was obvious that she wanted to beat others. Just fell to the ground!
Besides, it's not that the villagers don't know what the tadpole's eyes are.

Therefore, no one came forward to help her, not even anyone to help her speak, just watching the fun from the sidelines!It can be seen how failed this tadpole eye is.

However, some people in the crowd were talking about it: "The cabbages are all pigs. If Xiuxiu wants to marry a fool, it will be a hard life!"

"Don't talk about being a fool, Xiuxiu has lived under the hands of Wu Zhuao Lai all her life, can she get a good deal? Sooner or later she will be tossed to death."

"Xiuxiu is a good girl, alas, it's fate, don't say anything!"

"This five-clawed spicy food has suffered a loss, and his family knows that it is not a disadvantage. I am afraid it will be difficult to deal with!"

Yun Mengqing listened to all the words around her, and took another look at the girl named Xiuxiu, and couldn't help feeling compassionate.

A good girl, living in the hands of such a shrew, and marrying a fool, is there any hope for a future in this life?It seems that this shrew's husband doesn't suffer from her nickname. Is he not easy to mess with?
The tadpole eye, nicknamed Wuzhuolai, struggled to get up from the ground, knowing that he was no match for those people, so he pointed at Yunmengqing bluffing and said: "If you have the guts, don't leave, I'll go find it right away." We are the masters!"

While talking, he stretched out his hand and yanked Xiuxiu to his death, cursing: "It's all caused by your little hoof. Don't pretend to be pitiful for me, and see how I will deal with you when I get home!"

Then he greeted the fool and said, "Son, let's go home first and let your father settle accounts with these unreasonable people!"

As soon as the girl named Xiuxiu took a step, she let out an ouch, and the pain in her knee made her stop.

Yun Mengqing couldn't see it, and said to the fool: "She is injured, you carry her back!"

The fool shook his head desperately: "I don't recite it, I'm afraid of being tired." Said and ran forward bouncing.

Yun Mengqing didn't want to let her go, so she called out to Geng Zhi: "You carry her on your back." Then she said to Bai Congming and the others: "Let's not wait for the head of the family to come, what will happen to him?"

Bai Congming and Zhuo Sanpei quickly responded: "Whatever the master says is good, we will do it!"

Looking at Geng Zhi again, he bent down in front of Xiu Xiu, waiting for her to lie on his back so that he could carry her.

That five-clawed spicy man howled again: "You're black-hearted! What do you want to do? Xiuxiu is from my family, she is my child bride-in-law!"

(End of this chapter)