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Chapter 166 Shocked from a Thousand Miles, You Are Going to Be a Father (2)
Xiao Linzi was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak out. Can the edict of guilt be issued casually?Before any courtier makes such a suggestion to the king, he must first pin his head to the waistband of his trousers. This Su Jinping can say this without changing his face, it must be too courageous!

A certain emperor stared at her fiercely for a while, and finally sneered: "Well, you should tell me why I am not wise?"

There are many places where you are not wise, such as often embarrassing my wife!I saw a certain woman looking at the sky devoutly with a thoughtful face. After a long while, she shook her head regretfully: "Your Majesty, this servant has just looked at the number of days for a long time, and I haven't figured out the secret. Maybe you need to go to the sky to solve this problem yourself." Ask God!" When you die, you will ascend to heaven!
Seeing a certain woman's obvious appearance of a god stick, a certain emperor snorted coldly, and said sarcastically: "Hmph, you still know the number of days? It's a shame to ask you to sweep the floor for me. You really should go to Qin Tianjian as an errand! "

"The emperor is wise!" It is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation to descend the donkey along the slope!
"You!" A sarcasm was spoken, but this shameless woman could understand it positively. I really don't know how strong her heart is!It sounds nice to say that you are strong, but it is actually shameless!He let out a sigh of relief, knowing that it was meaningless for me to say this again, snorted coldly, and changed the topic, "Okay, even if what you said is true, since you know how to read the sky, how could you not know that today is a flood of natural disasters, and unexpectedly Still humming at the door, what's the point!"

Didn't you say you can see the number of days?Let me see how you break this sentence!
When Su Jinping heard the words, he immediately looked at Huangfu Huaihan with a look of grievances, and said, "My Majesty, the slave girl was not just humming just now, it was reciting a spell, praying to God to bless the natural disaster to pass soon, My Dongling will enjoy peace and prosperity as soon as possible. The pillars of the country like your servants, you not only do not praise them, but you also accuse them so harshly, it really makes your servants very sad! Your servants really want to slam their heads on this pillar to prove their innocence and to the emperor. Sincerely!"

What he said was extremely sincere, but his feet stood on the ground as if they had taken root, and there was no sign of hitting the pillar at all!
At this moment, Huangfu Huaihan's eyes were so horrifying that "horror" could not be used to describe it, it looked terrifying!Seeing a certain woman trying to show her sincerity, she sneered: "Oh? You want to kill yourself to prove your innocence and sincerity to me? Then you go! I want to see how sincere you are to me! "

As soon as these words came out, Su Jinping scolded him thousands of times in his heart, this dog emperor is actually so vicious!Want her Su Jinping to commit suicide?Do his daydreams!Hearing the words, a certain woman gave Huangfu Huaihan a very "reluctant" look, and then walked towards the pillar...

Huangfu Huaihan looked at her back in a daze, this woman would be so honest to bump into a pillar?Three astonishingly large words appeared in his heart—Impossible!

Sure enough, a certain woman walked to the edge of the pillar, and then immediately backed away, bowing down in a panicked salute, and said, "My Majesty, this servant was going to bump to death to express my sincerity to you, but Not long ago, a golden light shone into the heart of the servant, and the servant heard a voice saying: Su Jinping, if you are sincere, you must not die, and you must leave a useful body to serve the emperor and the country! The servant thinks this is God's warning to slaves, so slaves must not die now!"

The corner of a certain emperor's mouth twitched, he knew it was like this again!Just as he was about to say something, Huangfu Yi's figure appeared behind Su Jinping, with thick eyebrows raised, he looked at the person behind her, and soon, Huangfu Yi came up to him, bent down and saluted: "My brother, I pay my respects to Brother Huang!"

"You don't need to be too polite." Yi seldom came to him on his own initiative, why did he come here today?

"Brother Xie Huang!" Standing up, he glanced at Su Jinping happily, "Xiao Jin, are you there?"

Su Jinping turned her head, glanced at him, and smiled: "Uh, yes!" Why did she have an ominous premonition, what did Huangfu Yi come to do?
"Presumptuous! Who allowed you to talk to King Yi like this!" With a loud shout, he was reminding Su Jinping to recognize her identity, and also reminding Huangfu Yi of the difference in their identities!

A certain woman gritted her teeth quietly, and said in a terrified voice: "Damn the servant!" After she finished speaking, she raised her voice, dragged her tone, and said loudly, "Reporting to His Royal Highness, the servant is here too!"

"You!" Huangfu Huaihan still wanted to teach her a lesson, but was held back by Huangfu Yi's smile, "Brother Huang, I came to see you for something!"

Huangfu Huaihan glanced at him, and then stepped into the imperial study room. After Huangfu Yi took a meaningful look at Su Jinping, he also entered the imperial study room. It was this glance that made Su Jinping's sense of suspicion even stronger. Huangfu What is this guy trying to do?

Turning her head, she took a look at Xia Dongmei, and suddenly found that there were traces of red on her pants, and she could smell blood keenly, so she took a few strides forward, frowned and said, "What's on your pants?" ?”

As soon as the words came out, the guards at the door turned around and looked at Xia Dongmei's pants together. Xia Dongmei looked down and saw that her face was flushed instantly. Looking at the strange eyes of the guards, she felt even more embarrassed. Hurry up Pulling Su Jinping aside, he whispered in embarrassment: "What the hell, it's menstruation! I forgot to count the days, what should I do!"

These words made Su Jinping's heart skip a beat, uh, menstruation?By the way, it seems that it has been 26 days since she traveled here, and today is No. 20, seven days, so why hasn't she menstruated yet?
Seeing her in a daze, Xia Dongmei poked her arm anxiously: "I'm going to change some pants. If Aunt Hongfeng asks later, please tell her for me!"

But a certain girl is still in a daze!

"Hey!" Xia Dongmei screamed again.

Only then did Su Jinping come to his senses: "Oh, oh, ok, ok, you go!" Then, as if struck by lightning, she took a broom and drew circles on the ground, uh, her menstrual period hasn't come yet, so she doesn't Could it be an accident?Thinking of the shitty incident with Baili Jinghong a few days ago, she stretched her neck and swallowed hard. Could it be that she is going to be an unwed mother?Thinking about it, he shook his head crazily, impossible, impossible!Absolutely impossible, go back later and ask Qian Yi when she got her period last month in this body!
"Speak up if you have anything to say, but don't cross the threshold!" Huangfu Huaihan still knew his imperial brother very well, looking at his appearance, he knew that he had something to ask of him, so he gave a warning in advance.

After hearing his last words, Huangfu Yi hesitated a little, tightened his hand holding the jade flute, thinking about how to word it.

Seeing that he was hesitating, Huangfu Huaihan was not in a hurry, picked up the imperial pen and slowly circled and crossed on the memorial, waiting for him to speak.After a while, Huangfu Yi seemed to have thought about what to say, and said, "Brother Huang, I want to marry Su Jinping as my concubine!"

(End of this chapter)