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Chapter 18 Sister, You Sit on the Bow of the Boat
Chapter 18 Sister, You Sit on the Bow of the Boat
With a slight movement of the ear tips, I felt a group of people coming from the left side, and just about to bow their heads in salute, I heard a sharp sarcasm: "Oh, isn't this our number one beauty in Dongling?"
"Bold, don't kneel when you see Concubine Yushu!" Soon someone pointed out her identity.
Gritting her teeth, she knelt down: "This servant has seen Concubine Shu!" Damn, here comes another one who finds fault!Still a Concubine Shu, grass.
Leng Yushu's delicate face was full of sarcasm and jealousy: "I said Su Jinping, you just tried to seduce the emperor when you were a talented person, and you framed the queen when you were a palace maid, tsk tsk, you are quite capable, waiting for the empress Come out, I want to see how you can escape!"
What?When did she frame the queen? "Framed the queen? Concubine Yushu please tell me!"
"Huh, express? Didn't you go to the emperor and pretend to faint, saying that the queen beat you? As you wished, the queen was grounded. Your little tricks can be hidden from others, but you can't hide it from me Leng Yushu , let alone hide it from the queen! One month later, when the empress comes out, it will be your death date!" Leng Yushu flipped the golden step in her hair, and her beautiful eyes were full of charm and enchantment.
"Concubine Shu's words mean that the servants deceived the emperor? The concubine Shu can see it, but the emperor can't. Can the servants understand that it is the concubine Shu who thinks that the emperor has no eyes, so she was deceived by the servants? After the empress came out Won't you let the servants go? Your empress means that the queen is a small-hearted person, and she still doesn't accept the emperor's small punishment, so she wants to come out and have trouble with the servants?"
After hearing her words, Su Jinping retorted.After finishing speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times calmly, hey, he just took advantage of the moment and forgot his identity!There is no one else here, what if this woman becomes angry and wants to beat herself?
Sure enough, when Leng Yushu heard this, his complexion became extremely ugly. This Su Jinping is a character!With a few casual words, I forced myself into a situation where I was disrespectful to the emperor and queen!
But... a sneer: "Well, you Su Jinping, you are eloquent! Come here, give me a slap in the face, I want to let this lowly maid know who is the master!" Fortunately, no one else was here, otherwise I would not be caught Grabbed the pigtail?
Su Jinping's eyes rolled quickly, she didn't want to be slapped in the face, nor did she want to jump in and fight this woman before taking her own life!So: "Ms. Concubine Shu, the servants naturally know that you are the master. I just reminded you that this harem is full of wolves, tigers and leopards. Your Majesty must speak with discretion in the future, otherwise if other ladies in the palace find out, yes You are extremely unfavorable, this servant is reminding you from another angle, how can you misinterpret the loyalty of this servant!"
As soon as these words came out, Leng Yushu was stunned!After staring at her blankly for a while, he said in a daze, "You, are you sincere?"
"The slaves and maidservants can learn from each other's heart to the empress!" Su Jinping was tearful, with a sincere look, as long as I can save my life, I will be sincere to everyone!
"Then, oh... get up, it's my fault for being confused. It's my fault that you still care about you even after you become a court lady. It's a pity that the emperor personally ordered you to sweep the floor, otherwise you can stay in this palace Waiting by your side, reminding you from time to time, you are much better than these useless things around me!" He said, looking at the maid behind him rather resentfully.
As soon as these words came out, the maids were so frightened that they knelt down on the ground: "This servant is incompetent, please forgive me!"
He glanced at them with disgust, and turned to look at Su Jinping very gently.
A certain woman said with a look of great regret: "Oh, I can't stay by your mother's side and wait every day, it really makes the slave feel uncomfortable! Your mother, you must be more careful in the future, slave, slave..." As she spoke, it seemed How many tears are shed!
Leng Yushu patted her hand, and said very moved: "I understand your heart, and you will be my man from now on. You don't have to worry about the empress. With Bengong here, she wants to do it no matter what." Give some thin noodles!"
"Your Majesty, my servant just said it, why didn't you pay attention again? If this word reaches the emperor's ears, the impression of your Majesty will definitely be greatly reduced in my heart! Your Majesty, you... Sigh!" The appearance of steel.
"Okay, okay, I will pay more attention in the future! If there is any difficulty in the future, just come to me." Leng Yushu smiled and promised.
As soon as these words came out, a certain woman's eyes lit up! "Your Majesty, this servant fell ill a few days ago and broke Aunt Hongfeng's vase in a dizzy state. The vase cost 100 taels. The servant did not bring any silver into the palace, and her monthly salary is only..."
"Isn't it just 100 taels? Sincerely, go and get 100 taels for her later." Leng Yushu said nonchalantly, and took the servants away.
"Yes!" A court lady replied respectfully.
Su Jinping gritted his teeth angrily. If he had known it was easy to talk, he would have said 300 taels, no, 500 taels!Big loss!Immediately, the corners of her lips curled up slightly, so what, she cheated 100 taels of silver, and also solved the queen's troubles, all in all, it's still a profit!
The palace, the imperial garden.By the edge of Zuiyue Lake, two wretched figures stood there with their heads lowered, muttering...
"Are you sure the emperor will come here today?" Su Jinping grabbed the little eunuch's hand excitedly.
The little eunuch blushed immediately, pulled out his white and tender hands, and said shyly: "I hate it! People said that the emperor will definitely come today, don't you believe him! How dare you still grab him like this, Hmph, it would be bad if others saw it!"
After finishing speaking, she stomped her feet shyly!But Xiao Jiujiu was thinking in his heart, this court lady is pretty good-looking, I don't know which palace she is from, and I don't know what the purpose of inquiring about the emperor is, but he is still very willing to make money and please such a beauty!
A certain woman looked at his appearance, swallowed calmly, and the goosebumps all over her body instantly rioted. A big eunuch is pretending to be a virgin!Feeling playful, he took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and waved it: "Short oil, I hate it! They are all women, so don't be shy!"
As soon as these words came out, the little eunuch's face immediately turned red and then white, and the bruises were indescribable!He gave Su Jinping a hard look, stomped his feet, and left!
Su Jinping scratched his head and looked at his back full of wonder, what's wrong?Wasn't it pretty good just now?
If you can't figure it out, don't think about it!Turning his head to look at Zuiyue Lake, the emerald green water of the lake was sparkling, reflecting golden light under the sunlight.Although it is late autumn, the lake has attracted hot springs, so the lotus flowers are still blooming.
Eyeballs rolled, thinking of the best way to appear!It took me three taels of silver to find out that Huangfu Huaihan would pass by here today. Although she was heartbroken to death, she still understood the reason why she couldn't bear to let her children be caught by wolves. Compared with receiving a high salary, three taels of silver is nothing !So you must succeed today, and you must be worthy of your three taels of silver!
(End of this chapter)
With a slight movement of the ear tips, I felt a group of people coming from the left side, and just about to bow their heads in salute, I heard a sharp sarcasm: "Oh, isn't this our number one beauty in Dongling?"
"Bold, don't kneel when you see Concubine Yushu!" Soon someone pointed out her identity.
Gritting her teeth, she knelt down: "This servant has seen Concubine Shu!" Damn, here comes another one who finds fault!Still a Concubine Shu, grass.
Leng Yushu's delicate face was full of sarcasm and jealousy: "I said Su Jinping, you just tried to seduce the emperor when you were a talented person, and you framed the queen when you were a palace maid, tsk tsk, you are quite capable, waiting for the empress Come out, I want to see how you can escape!"
What?When did she frame the queen? "Framed the queen? Concubine Yushu please tell me!"
"Huh, express? Didn't you go to the emperor and pretend to faint, saying that the queen beat you? As you wished, the queen was grounded. Your little tricks can be hidden from others, but you can't hide it from me Leng Yushu , let alone hide it from the queen! One month later, when the empress comes out, it will be your death date!" Leng Yushu flipped the golden step in her hair, and her beautiful eyes were full of charm and enchantment.
"Concubine Shu's words mean that the servants deceived the emperor? The concubine Shu can see it, but the emperor can't. Can the servants understand that it is the concubine Shu who thinks that the emperor has no eyes, so she was deceived by the servants? After the empress came out Won't you let the servants go? Your empress means that the queen is a small-hearted person, and she still doesn't accept the emperor's small punishment, so she wants to come out and have trouble with the servants?"
After hearing her words, Su Jinping retorted.After finishing speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times calmly, hey, he just took advantage of the moment and forgot his identity!There is no one else here, what if this woman becomes angry and wants to beat herself?
Sure enough, when Leng Yushu heard this, his complexion became extremely ugly. This Su Jinping is a character!With a few casual words, I forced myself into a situation where I was disrespectful to the emperor and queen!
But... a sneer: "Well, you Su Jinping, you are eloquent! Come here, give me a slap in the face, I want to let this lowly maid know who is the master!" Fortunately, no one else was here, otherwise I would not be caught Grabbed the pigtail?
Su Jinping's eyes rolled quickly, she didn't want to be slapped in the face, nor did she want to jump in and fight this woman before taking her own life!So: "Ms. Concubine Shu, the servants naturally know that you are the master. I just reminded you that this harem is full of wolves, tigers and leopards. Your Majesty must speak with discretion in the future, otherwise if other ladies in the palace find out, yes You are extremely unfavorable, this servant is reminding you from another angle, how can you misinterpret the loyalty of this servant!"
As soon as these words came out, Leng Yushu was stunned!After staring at her blankly for a while, he said in a daze, "You, are you sincere?"
"The slaves and maidservants can learn from each other's heart to the empress!" Su Jinping was tearful, with a sincere look, as long as I can save my life, I will be sincere to everyone!
"Then, oh... get up, it's my fault for being confused. It's my fault that you still care about you even after you become a court lady. It's a pity that the emperor personally ordered you to sweep the floor, otherwise you can stay in this palace Waiting by your side, reminding you from time to time, you are much better than these useless things around me!" He said, looking at the maid behind him rather resentfully.
As soon as these words came out, the maids were so frightened that they knelt down on the ground: "This servant is incompetent, please forgive me!"
He glanced at them with disgust, and turned to look at Su Jinping very gently.
A certain woman said with a look of great regret: "Oh, I can't stay by your mother's side and wait every day, it really makes the slave feel uncomfortable! Your mother, you must be more careful in the future, slave, slave..." As she spoke, it seemed How many tears are shed!
Leng Yushu patted her hand, and said very moved: "I understand your heart, and you will be my man from now on. You don't have to worry about the empress. With Bengong here, she wants to do it no matter what." Give some thin noodles!"
"Your Majesty, my servant just said it, why didn't you pay attention again? If this word reaches the emperor's ears, the impression of your Majesty will definitely be greatly reduced in my heart! Your Majesty, you... Sigh!" The appearance of steel.
"Okay, okay, I will pay more attention in the future! If there is any difficulty in the future, just come to me." Leng Yushu smiled and promised.
As soon as these words came out, a certain woman's eyes lit up! "Your Majesty, this servant fell ill a few days ago and broke Aunt Hongfeng's vase in a dizzy state. The vase cost 100 taels. The servant did not bring any silver into the palace, and her monthly salary is only..."
"Isn't it just 100 taels? Sincerely, go and get 100 taels for her later." Leng Yushu said nonchalantly, and took the servants away.
"Yes!" A court lady replied respectfully.
Su Jinping gritted his teeth angrily. If he had known it was easy to talk, he would have said 300 taels, no, 500 taels!Big loss!Immediately, the corners of her lips curled up slightly, so what, she cheated 100 taels of silver, and also solved the queen's troubles, all in all, it's still a profit!
The palace, the imperial garden.By the edge of Zuiyue Lake, two wretched figures stood there with their heads lowered, muttering...
"Are you sure the emperor will come here today?" Su Jinping grabbed the little eunuch's hand excitedly.
The little eunuch blushed immediately, pulled out his white and tender hands, and said shyly: "I hate it! People said that the emperor will definitely come today, don't you believe him! How dare you still grab him like this, Hmph, it would be bad if others saw it!"
After finishing speaking, she stomped her feet shyly!But Xiao Jiujiu was thinking in his heart, this court lady is pretty good-looking, I don't know which palace she is from, and I don't know what the purpose of inquiring about the emperor is, but he is still very willing to make money and please such a beauty!
A certain woman looked at his appearance, swallowed calmly, and the goosebumps all over her body instantly rioted. A big eunuch is pretending to be a virgin!Feeling playful, he took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and waved it: "Short oil, I hate it! They are all women, so don't be shy!"
As soon as these words came out, the little eunuch's face immediately turned red and then white, and the bruises were indescribable!He gave Su Jinping a hard look, stomped his feet, and left!
Su Jinping scratched his head and looked at his back full of wonder, what's wrong?Wasn't it pretty good just now?
If you can't figure it out, don't think about it!Turning his head to look at Zuiyue Lake, the emerald green water of the lake was sparkling, reflecting golden light under the sunlight.Although it is late autumn, the lake has attracted hot springs, so the lotus flowers are still blooming.
Eyeballs rolled, thinking of the best way to appear!It took me three taels of silver to find out that Huangfu Huaihan would pass by here today. Although she was heartbroken to death, she still understood the reason why she couldn't bear to let her children be caught by wolves. Compared with receiving a high salary, three taels of silver is nothing !So you must succeed today, and you must be worthy of your three taels of silver!
(End of this chapter)
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