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Chapter 489 The queen mother and princess were trampled to death by donkeys (1)
Immediately after the donkeys entered, there was a burst of exclamation and screams.

"Ah—who put this thing in!"

"Mother, help me, ah..."

"Come on, come on!"

The people at the door were all scared to death!They never imagined that a girl who looks so weak and weak on weekdays would have such good skills, and she could shoot four hairpins with such precision!They even never expected that someone would have the courage to put a donkey in the Queen Mother's bedroom!

Hearing the screams inside became more and more intense, the maids at the door came to their senses and rushed in.

"Escort! Escort! Hurry up and stop these stupid donkeys, don't let them hurt the queen mother and princess!" Huixiang's voice came out.

The Queen Mother also gave her face: "Hui Xiang, hurry up and stop these beasts!"

If it wasn't for her good education, Huixiang really wanted to say "Why don't you rush up!", and she was so loyal, the queen mother actually told her to rush over to the donkey, wouldn't that mean telling her to die?It doesn't matter whether you beat that stupid donkey or not as good as that stupid donkey, it's not a glorious thing, and getting injured or dying is a [-]% certain thing you will face!Thinking about feeling a lot of resentment towards the Queen Mother, seeing a donkey running towards the Queen Mother, if it was as usual, with Hui Xiang's sincerity, she would have stood in front of the Queen Mother, but after what the Queen Mother said today , she doesn't want to stand in front of her at all!Pretending to be staggering and not standing still, not going to stop the donkey...

Then the queen mother's screams also sounded, resounding through the sky!

"Mother!" Princess Ya was also taken aback, and rushed towards the donkey like crazy, "Bold donkey, how dare you disrespect my queen mother! Plead guilty!"

As soon as the voice fell, the audience petrified!You all know that's an ass, and plead guilty?
After Jun Mengya finished yelling, there was a momentary embarrassment on her face. She was used to being domineering in her daily life, and when she saw a donkey, she became a human lecturer!But the embarrassment on her face was only momentary, and she quickly comforted herself to calm down.But those donkeys are not easy to talk. They were dragged up to sleep well, and then they were pierced by someone inexplicably. It made them feel pain and anger, but now there are still stupid humans who dare to face them. Yelling, under all kinds of annoyance, Sa Yazi ran towards Jun Mengya!
After Jun Mengya was stunned for a few seconds, she very rationally chose to turn around and run away!But two-legged animals are really hard to compete with four-legged animals. It didn't take long before the donkey stepped on Jun Mengya's body with a very artistic hoof. The man and the donkey screamed at the same time. Painful and refreshing, it sounds weird and funny!
"Ah! Come on, help me. Hurry up and take this stupid donkey out for Aijia... Ah—" The Queen Mother's cry obviously angered the donkey again, so it kicked again.

Not long after, the Yulin army was finally startled by the screams, and came to rescue him after a long time... But Su Jinping stood at the door, motionless, with no fear of causing trouble on his face. Some leisurely meanings, and a chilling sneer...

After Su Jinping finished all this, he turned his head, looked at the maids beside him, and asked, "Did you see anything just now?"

ah?see what?I saw you did a good job!Several court ladies were about to talk in a hurry, but fortunately, one court lady was more clever, so she quickly said, "Girl, we didn't see anything just now!"

Su Jinping showed admiration, and then looked at the other court ladies: "She didn't see anything, but you all saw it?"

When the maids saw Su Jinping's expression, their faces turned pale with fright. If they still couldn't see what was going on, they would be fools.Quickly shook his head: "We didn't see anything either!"

Just kidding, this situation is right in front of them, obviously if they see something, it will be extremely detrimental to their own safety, this woman dares to deal with the queen mother and princess, Fang donkey goes in, killing them is not like crushing an ant Is it as simple as that?

Su Jinping nodded in satisfaction: "Sometimes it should be like this, to let everyone know that you haven't heard or seen anything, so you don't know anything. Only such people can live longer!"

The maids were terrified when they heard her words, and sighed in their hearts that they were smart, fortunately we didn't know anything.

"By the way, you went to lead the donkey just now, did someone else handle it?" Turning to look at them.

A palace maid faltered and said: "Girl, there are no donkeys in the palace. The slaves and servants asked the little Canzi father-in-law of Changchun Palace to find them for us!"

"How is that little Canzi father-in-law?"

"He is very vicious and cruel, and he has done a lot of bad things in the palace. If we didn't give him a lot of money, he would not be willing to help him, but his skills are good." As he said that, his face was full of pain, their money!
Su Jinping nodded: "Well! Since this person is not a good bird, if we recognize you at that time, we will insist that he is talking nonsense and trying to frame innocent people like us!" Su Jinping said while making a big deal Nodding, just judging from her face, she really looks like an innocent person!

A court lady couldn't help but asked: "Girl, if you are not a good person, you do this, so what if the little silkworm is a good person?"

Su Jinping glanced at him with a look like you are an idiot: "Isn't this simple? That is someone disguised himself and pretended to be you to deceive Xiao Canzi!"

"..." Is that okay? !There were beads of sweat on the backs of everyone's heads. It was far-fetched, but it seemed reasonable.

Finally, a smarter court lady realized something was wrong: "But girl, those hairpins are all on our heads!" When those hairpins are taken out to testify, they will die!Because the hairpins given by the palace to every court lady are marked!
"Hmm! What you said makes sense!" Su Jinping nodded, and then said seriously, "The thing is, just now a peerless master appeared here, he was dressed in black and covered with a face scarf, looking very mysterious. We didn't see his face clearly, but he stretched out his hand quickly, and the hairpin on your head fell into the hands of the thief. Later, he used the hairpin to commit murder again, and Xiao Canzi will treat us later. Framed and identified, this all shows that everything is a conspiracy, its purpose is to frame us who are simple, kind and lovely, and your hairpin has been taken for no reason, and you are very scared, so you can start screaming now!"

Ga? !All the maids are dumbfounded!This is telling a story, not...making up a story?Can they scream?
(End of this chapter)