Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 65 Love (1)
Seeing Xiao Linzi's actions, Su Jinping immediately suppressed the desire to kill the maid.With his head down, he felt extremely worried!Out of the corner of her eyes, she still watched Huangfu Huaihan's movements from time to time. The plot of the story was like this. Just now on the road, she secretly ate up the food inside, leaving only a pile of bones.Guessing that there are so many dishes, Huangfu Huaihan might not care about it. After thinking about it, he felt that it was wrong, and changed the tray with the little eunuch who satirized her.

But, who knew that it was the dog emperor's favorite dish, and the two big eunuchs rushed to serve it to him!This... is there a mistake!
Unexpectedly, a cold but heavenly voice sounded to Su Jinping: "This dish is a bit tired!" Then he stretched out his precious chopsticks and picked up other delicacies.

Su Jinping patted his chest in his heart, damn it, she was scared to death!Xiao Linzi stood beside him with a disappointed look on his face.

A meal was eaten in silence, and only the emperor could be seen chewing gracefully. This appearance reminded Su Jinping of the man in Liyuan. It seemed that he was also so elegant when eating, and so on!He shook his head, thinking about what he was doing!
After Huangfu Huaihan finished eating, he pursed his lips gracefully, but suddenly became interested, and put it in the jar. After all, it was his favorite dish, and when he was full, it would be a good ending!

When Xiao Linzi saw his move, he immediately showed joy.When Su Jinping turned his head, he also saw this scene. Beads of sweat rolled down his smooth forehead...

Huangfu Huaihan went down with his chopsticks, but he didn't get the feeling of the past. Frowning slightly, he picked up the thing that seemed a little slender. Looking at the thing in front of him, he suddenly felt his stomach churn!
Staring blankly at the slender bone, the bone also stared at him stupidly.

When the servants around saw it, their eyes widened at the same time, they were so frightened that they didn't dare to vent their anger!Xiao Linzi's jaw almost fell to the ground!This... what is this thing?What the hell is the imperial dining room doing today?

Su Jinping swallowed hard, his eyes drifting left and right...

Time seemed to be frozen, but it struck everyone's eardrums with a clear frequency, one second, two seconds, three seconds!Suddenly, Huangfu Huaihan swung the chopsticks in his hand far away, and the bones also jumped to less than one meter in front of the imperial case.

Immediately afterwards, the emperor, who was always calm, calm and arrogant, turned around without any image, and vomited wildly!It seems that I want to vomit out everything I ate last year!Xiao Linzi hurried to get the utensils and then, cold sweat had soaked his whole body!

All the servants in the palace trembled like fallen leaves in the autumn wind, and they all had a feeling that they were going to die soon.Only Su Jinping was worried but also a little proud, Emperor Dog, if you don't let me eat, I still eat!Not only eat it, but also spit it out after you finish eating!
After a long while, when Huangfu finished vomiting, the servants in the room had already knelt on the ground, all waiting to be punished, Xiao Linzi was so frightened that tears almost ooze, it's over, it's over, he's over for today!

A shout rang out: "Who can tell me what's going on?"

This roar made everyone's worried hearts even more anxious. They looked around, but they didn't know how to answer this question.

"Emperor... Your majesty, slave, I will order a thorough investigation! Absolutely... I will never let that daring thief go!" Xiao Linzi began trembling.

The condensed air on Huangfu Huaihan's body became more and more intense, "A bold thief"?This sentence reminded him that the palace is so courageous, except for that woman, they don't think of anyone else at all!Thinking of the cold eyes like icy edges, firmly "pinned" on Su Jinping's body, it seems that she wants to stare two holes out of her body!

Su Jinping still knelt down without changing his face, what can be found out about this matter?No one saw her Su Jinping eating secretly, and this tray has been passed by so many people, maybe it was a mistake in the imperial kitchen, whoever can find out her head, even if it is found, just deny it to death!
"Bang!", Huangfu Huaihan slapped the table fiercely, and the table made of gold was actually cracked by the slap!The exquisite porcelain bowls and dishes on the table were scattered all over the floor.

It fully proved the emperor's furious mood at the moment!

After being an emperor for decades, his calm temperament has become more restrained.Basically, no matter what he faces, he can keep his face unchanged and maintain a good self-cultivation. He has never lost his temper like today. This kind of self makes him feel strange, but!He really can't restrain his furious emotions now, he swears that this is definitely the most disgusting thing that Huangfu Huaihan has encountered in his life!

Even if he was almost kicked into the latrine by Su Jinping that day, he never felt so disgusted.Because the latrine was cleaned by someone, it might not be spotless, but it definitely wouldn't be too dirty, but today, today!
"Decide my decree, all those who have touched this tray, as well as the chef who cooks, and the servants who have handled this dish, will be dragged down and tortured! Until you ask what I want to know!" Violently Hitting the table with a fist, the meridians were clearly bulging!
Everyone knows that Huangfu Huaihan is a ruthless emperor, and such iron and blood methods are also his usual tricks, but Su Jinping never thought that he would be severely tortured!It is said that when she was a killer in her previous life, she was never tortured!
"Yes!" The guards responded, and then came in to fetch people, even Xiao Linzi was dragged out.

Su Jinping raised his head, and saw the maid who warned her just now, and the maid was also looking at her with a smile at the moment, her eyes were full of gloating smiles and almost invisible insidiousness.

With her phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, the plan came to her mind!Didn't you decide to kill this evil pen just now?Isn't this an opportunity delivered to your door?

When the guards pressed her to pass in front of the palace lady, she suddenly spoke in a very low voice: "You are the one who wants me to die all the time, right? You are a ****!"

"So what if it's me? What can you do to me? Aren't you going to die now!" the maid roared angrily.

There was an instant silence!

All that remained was the maid's voice, "So what if it's me!"!
Su Jinping showed a frightened smile in her heart. If this court lady hadn't repeatedly opposed her, she, Su Jinping, would still admire her for her true temperament. It's a pity... Those who follow her will be rampant, and those who go against her will perish. She Su Jinping has always been She is not a good person, if someone owes her, she will make him repay it a hundredfold!
Huangfu Huaihan's cold eyes also glanced at the maid, and this sweep made her wake up immediately, she quickly knelt down, and explained incoherently: "Your Majesty, it's not a slave, it's her, it's that bitch, it's..."

(End of this chapter)