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Chapter 688 The monster, it’s me (1)
"Don't worry about it, take a detour!" This kind of matter is naturally taken care of by the governor of Jingzhao. To have the courage to commit murder on the street must be of high status, and the Secretary of the Ministry of Justice and herself have always been at odds. Why would she want to To offend someone for the son of a political enemy?She's fine again!
"Yes!" The coachman didn't ask much, got on the horse and began to drive the flatterers around.

But after walking a few steps, a domineering female voice rang out: "Are you trying to make a detour? Have you asked your aunt?" The tone was extremely aggressive, and it sounded like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl!

The veins on Nangong Jin's forehead twitched a few times. To be honest, for so many years, no one has really called herself aunt in front of her!But thinking about the sum of my past and present lives, I am already 23!So she is so old, don't bother with the little girl, thinking about it, she opened her mouth and said to her driver: "Don't pay attention to her, let's go!"

"Yes, Mr. Xiang!" The coachman responded, and raised his whip, and it hit the horse's back with a snap.

But at the same time, there was a "pop"!Then there was a scream from the coachman: "Ah——"

"I said that my aunt did not agree, so you are not allowed to detour!" The arrogant female voice sounded again, it was obvious that she made a move on the driver!

Anger surged into Nangong Jin's heart, and she dared to hit her servant, it's just fucking enough!As soon as the curtain was pulled, he stepped out, but the moment he saw the other person's face, he was stunned...

Seeing Nangong Jin staring at her blankly, the woman's eyebrows fell down, and she was full of anger again! "What do you look at, look at it and dig out your eyeballs!"

As soon as the words fell, a whip was thrown at Nangong Jin involuntarily!
With a sound of "Pa!", a whip was whipped towards Nangong Jin, and everyone looked at their prime minister with great concern. The prime minister will not be beaten to death, right?In the end, the whip landed behind Nangong Jin and threw the carriage behind her to pieces!But Nangong Jin quickly jumped over, pointed at the woman, and yelled, gnashing his teeth: "I'm so stupid! The monster, it's me!"

"You are the monster!" These words obviously angered the woman.

Nangong Jin looked at his carriage painfully, miserable!It's time to spend money on a new carriage. "I'm talking nonsense? Monster, are you stupid? How much money did you spend on me in the previous life, and you pretended not to know him after time travel!"

"What?" The woman was obviously even more stunned. After looking at Nangong Jin for a long time, she suddenly said in disgust, "So it's a lunatic!" In the previous life?

"Oh shit! Do you still want to live a life? Have you forgotten the years when we slept together, ate together, and fought together?" This guy is clearly a monster, okay?Uh... No, isn't the monster already over 20?This girl is obviously only fifteen or sixteen years old!

"Crack!" Another whip was whipped towards Nangong Jin, Nangong Jin jumped up, and the whip hit the official road, leaving a trail of ashes!The woman said coldly, gritted her teeth and cursed, "Bold and lunatic, you dare to insult the reputation of this princess! Whoever sleeps with you, this princess thinks you don't want to live!"

The princess? "Monster, you can do it, you can transmigrate and become a princess!" She is so unlucky, first she was an empress who didn't make money, and then she was an unlucky court lady, and she managed to get to where she is today!
"What the hell are you talking about?" The woman was really a little confused. The handsome and handsome man in front of her didn't seem to be mentally ill, but judging by the way he spoke, he didn't seem to be He was lying, did he really know himself?impossible!

Under her scrutinizing eyes, Nangong Jin finally recovered from the ecstasy of meeting the monster, found a trace of human reason, and frowned at her: "You really don't know me? I am Monster!"

"Monster?" The woman sneered and spit, "The Xiwu people are really a bunch of crazy people, and there are people who call themselves monsters in the street. If they are on my grassland, such people should be tied up and burned immediately! "

As a result, Nangong Jin's originally ecstatic heart slowly fell silent. "Do you know what KFC is?"

"Who is in Keerfu?" Isn't this person really mentally ill?Or do you see your own whip and get scared, so you pretend to know it?

"So, you don't know about airplanes, KTV, and trains?" Nangong Jin's heart gradually cooled down, and his eyes became colder and colder.

The woman's expression became even more sluggish, looking at Nangong Jin's eyes, it was like looking at a senior psychopath! "what are you talking about?"

So, Nangong Jin finally confirmed that the other party was not a monster, but just a person who looked like him. "If you are not a monster, you will die for me!"

Damn it, ruined her carriage, beat her servants, and whipped her twice!Do you really think she is a monster who is easy to bully?
As soon as the voice fell, a white figure passed by like the wind!The woman's pupils widened, and she looked at the person who was about to approach her in an inconceivable way. She quickly raised the whip in her hand, and hit the phantom in the void!

And Nangong Jin saw the whip coming towards him, flipped in the air, and dodged it like a side ball!Then, two green jade fingers stretched out, but with infinite strength, they seemed to be light, but they were actually buckled inside to clamp the whip!His knife-like sharp eyes swept over the woman!If she still had some doubts that the other party was a monster when she made the move, now there is no doubt at all!
The monster and her are friends, even mentors and apprentices!Like Jun Linyuan, she looks down on incompetent people, and the monsters are extremely talented, so she chooses the monsters to teach them hand in hand!But that guy often fails in missions because she is not immune to beautiful men, and she is unlucky, every time the target of being assassinated is a handsome man!She always forgets the business as soon as she goes, and follows behind others in a sloppy way, only to find out when she comes back...the mission has failed again!
At that time, they also often practiced martial arts together, and monsters made moves, which was not the way at all!There is no similarity in the way of these two people!Clamping the whip, he quickly pulled the whip a few times in the air, controlled the whip to his own hand, and then pulled it hard!The whip flew out of the woman's hand!

The woman was shocked, although she tried her best to reach out to grab the whip, but the whip was completely out of her control, she could only watch it leave her hand!

Nangong Jin looked at her coldly: "Is it a princess? You shouldn't be from Xiwu, right? Then today, I will let you know the laws and etiquette of Xiwu!"

As soon as the voice fell, there was a sound of "snap!", and he slapped at the woman!And the person who claimed to be the princess was not an easy-going lamp, so he turned around and avoided it!The whip almost fell on the passers-by, but Nangong Jin's hand twisted in an incredible arc, causing the whip to bounce back, so that the passers-by were not hurt!
(End of this chapter)