Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 85: Are You Jealous (1)
He turned his head suddenly, which shocked Su Jinping!Clutching his chest in infinite sadness, what the hell, why do you turn your head when you are doing so well!Turning his eyes, he immediately pretended to be unable to hold the broom, stretched out the hand holding the broom, and squeezed his arm fiercely with the other hand, and said with difficulty: "My Majesty, the servants are not I know what's going on, this broom suddenly doesn't work, oops..."

As he spoke, he seemed to be in great pain, and pulled his arm with great force.Everyone pursed their lips, watching her performance in disbelief, the broom doesn't work?Is it haunted?

Huangfu Huaihan's face is also obviously stormy, this damned woman, does she really think she is a fool?Gritting his teeth, he took a few steps down the stairs and said with a sneer, "Su Jinping, is it the broom that doesn't work, or your arm that doesn't work?"

Uh... a certain woman laughed dryly, and said flatteringly: "Your Majesty, didn't this servant say that she was old a few days ago? Now that I am old, it is normal for my arms to be disobedient. I hope that your majesty will If you can sympathize with an old man like a servant, just clean it for an hour, and let the servant go back. Otherwise, it will be freezing cold, and if the old man freezes to death, people in the world will say that the emperor does not know how to respect the old and love the young!"

"Pfft—" Huangfu laughed out loud at night.

Immediately afterwards, Huangfu Huaihan's cold eyes swept over him, a certain prince bit his cherry blossom-like lips, stubbornly suppressed his smile, and turned his head slightly.But he saw Huangfu Yi and Shangguan Jinrui also bowed their heads and shrugged their shoulders.Getting older?old man?Still respect the old and love the young?puff……

Unexpectedly, Huangfu Huaihan didn't shout angrily this time, instead he gritted his teeth and sneered: "Su Jinping, since your arm is not in control, can I chop it off for you?"

"No need! Thank you for the kindness of the emperor. Although this arm is useless, its sincere heart to the emperor is still true. How can the emperor have the heart to cut off an arm that is loyal to you? This will make the heroes of the world chill! "A certain woman quickly dismissed it, just kidding, she doesn't want to be a one-armed hero!Although it seems that the one-armed hero is quite cool, but it is more inconvenient than cool, right?

The corner of a certain emperor's mouth twitched uncontrollably, this woman can really talk!Every word and sentence, the tone is extremely sincere, and the words are serious, as if the truth is true! "As for the arm that will wave the broom at me, no matter how sincere, I don't need it! Someone..."

"Apprentice, Master has something to tell you!" Su Jinping yelled at Huangfu Yi!
Huangfu Huaihan's complexion was extremely ugly in an instant!

The guards said respectfully: "Your Majesty!"

A certain emperor gritted his teeth fiercely, stared at Su Jinping for a while, and finally said in a cold voice: "Look at this elderly court lady, let her clean for an hour honestly! If you dare to neglect your duties in the middle, you can cut it first and play later." !"

"Yes!" The guards immediately stood aside, with dozens of pairs of eyes staring at Su Jinping without blinking.I am extremely suspicious in my heart, an older court lady?This court lady doesn't look very old, does she?

"Master, what do you want to tell me?" Huangfu Yi's handsome face was stained with a little smile, and he had already vaguely guessed something strange.But he also deliberately pretended to be stupid and helped her.

Su Jinping waved his broom, not only was he not punished, but he successfully turned the sweeping in the middle of the night into an hour. Naturally, he was very happy, and immediately said to Huangfuyi with a smile: "Just to tell you, I haven't seen you these days, Teacher, I really miss you to death! I miss you so much, I don’t think about tea, I don’t want to eat, these days make me very sad!”

How did she know that what she said so casually would become an affectionate confession to these ancient people!

After uttering these disgusting Bara words, all the ministers immediately looked at her with disgust on their faces, and even confessed their love to King Yi in public!Indecent, really indecent!
Huangfu Huaihan's complexion was also slightly ugly, this woman fell in love with Xiaojiu?When did this happen, why didn't he know at all?
Huangfu Ye's expression was even more ugly!If Xiao Jinjin fell in love with that person, he could comfort himself by saying that she was out of sympathy, but fell in love with Xiao Jiu?this……

An unpredictable look flashed in Shangguan Jinrui's jade-like eyes, but it was obviously cold!
But Huangfu Yi, who was the rightful lord, after a brief moment of stupefaction, his handsome face turned slightly red.It is very pleasant to meet a confidant when drunk, and to meet an old acquaintance in a foreign country. Although Su Jinping's behavior made him unable to understand, he did not deny that in his heart, he had already regarded her as a confidant, or In terms of music, she is the goddess I look up to!All of a sudden, the goddess confessed to herself, even if she was as refined and as indifferent as a "Master Wuchen", she couldn't stay calm anymore!

Looking at Su Jinping's face, he hesitated for a long time.The hand holding the fan tightened, and finally turned his head, and said to Huangfu Huaihan: "Brother Huang, brother, I am willing to marry Su Jinping as Princess Yi, please do it!"

As soon as these words came out, gasps were heard all around!A concubine, a court lady, to be a prince and concubine?Is King Yi crazy? !

As soon as the words came out, Huangfu Huaihan immediately yelled angrily: "Absurd! A dignified prince of a country, asking to marry a maid as a concubine, how decent!" It doesn't hurt to give it to them, but what did Xiao Jiu say?For Princess Yi? !Not to mention that this woman is still useful, but she is useless. How can a young court lady marry the prince?Besides, let this woman who I wish I could cut into pieces to be my sister-in-law?What a joke!
Su Jinping didn't expect that if he could say such a thing casually, the thinking of this group of ancients would be too simple, wouldn't it?Not lively at all!
Huangfu Yi showed embarrassment, gritted his teeth, but still said firmly: "Brother Huang, please help me!"

Huangfu Ye's dark purple eyes flickered, with a hint of self-mockery.After all, he is not as free and easy as Xiaojiu. If that day, he had asked her to marry her at the gate of the imperial study, and accepted her as the concubine, wouldn't the situation between him and her be different?

"Ahem... this apprentice!" Su Jinping quickly interrupted, jokingly, she didn't want to marry into the royal family, and she didn't feel that way about Huangfu Yi at all, so she had to quickly excuse, "I also think your The idea is very inappropriate! We are masters and apprentices, and if a master marries an apprentice, doesn’t this mean that morality and etiquette are regarded as nothing? If this spreads to the ears of the world, it will definitely become a laughing stock! So you better stop thinking about it!”

(End of this chapter)