Crazy Concubine: Uncle, please lie down

Chapter 1 Your mother called you home for dinner
Dongqing Continent.

Outside the foggy forest.

pain!
It was like the pain of a burning fire burning the skin, and it was also like the pain of being crushed by a giant ton of monsters, and it was even more heart-piercing pain!

Eyelids are heavy and heavy, and I can't open them no matter what.

"Ow~~"

The roars of monsters around were one after another.

Damn it, there are monsters all around, and this body is still seriously injured!No, you have to leave now!

Han Tianlan's eyes opened suddenly, but it was pitch black.

"Brother Sen, are we really going to throw this girl into the misty forest?" A trembling voice rang in my ears.

enemy?

Han Tianlan moved slightly to prepare to attack.

Soft?

Carefully groping, the rough feeling made Han Tianlan's face darken, and he was actually put in a sack. Throughout the two lifetimes, he has never been put in a sack. This is a new record.

"Laizi, you won't be afraid!"

The man called Brother Sen snorted contemptuously.

Then he spat casually, and said again: "This is scary, we are only outside the foggy forest, and we haven't even touched the edge of the foggy forest, look at your cowardice!"

The voice was right next to his ears, and Han Tianlan who was being carried did not dare to move anymore.

"This place is really evil today. We usually come to this place. Except for some ordinary beasts with no spiritual power, such as hares and pheasants, we have never seen even a big ferocious beast like a tiger and leopard. Why did we suddenly come here today? There are so many roars of monsters."

The other person touched the goose bumps on his arm subconsciously as he said that, and his heart was also very uneasy. He always felt that this place was oozing panic today.

The minds of the few people were not on Han Tianlan at all. Han Tianlan groped carefully a little bit, and used his nails to dig a small hole in the sack, through which he could just see the situation outside.

"Brother Sen, look, even Brother Qiang thinks something is wrong, we'd better not go in, just throw this girl here, she's already dead anyway! Our mission has been completed." The Lai Zi said, not Going to go.

The man who was called Brother Sen looked around, and his heart was also faintly hairy. He stopped and pondered for a moment and said, "It's okay. Anyway, Han San is dead, so we can go back and do business."

"That's right, we said we threw it into the misty forest, but Young Master Zhang and the others didn't see it with their own eyes, so it's up to us to decide." Lai Zi said hastily.

After the three discussed it, they found a nearby ramp and planned to throw her down.

When Han Tianlan looked at the ramp, he was almost scared out of his wits. God, if he threw himself down here, he would die again!
Han Tianlan was quick to wit, and shouted: "Lai Zi, your mother is calling you to go home for dinner!"

It's okay if you don't speak, but when you speak, the three guys who were already muttering in their hearts were startled, their hands froze, they looked at each other, and shouted at the same time.

"Ghost!"

Then, ignoring the sack in his hand, they ran away dancing and shouting.

That Laizi even knelt and crawled, oh my god, my mother called me home for dinner, and my mother was in the underworld, wouldn't calling me home for dinner make me go to the underworld.

"Oh my god, ghost! Mom, I don't want to go home for dinner, I don't want to go to hell..."

It doesn't matter if they escape, what matters is that they originally planned to throw Han Tianlan down, but now that they let go, there is no need to throw it at all, and they just rolled down the ramp!

Poor Han Tianlan was mistaken by his cleverness, and finally woke up. After rolling like this, his eyes went dark, and he fainted again.

……

pain!
My brain seemed to explode.

In her mind, it was like a movie playing a little girl's life. The whole family was killed by vampires, and finally she herself became a vampire.

In his consciousness, Han Tianlan watched her happy, watched her hurt, watched her loneliness, watched her accompany the coffin every night...

Watch how she transforms from a little girl who dare not drink blood to a powerful prince who is only one step away from becoming the blood emperor.

I watched her being killed by another prince, and watched her soul float from the earth to the remote Xuannan Continent, turning into a happy farm baby girl.

However, this kind of happiness was quickly shattered, and the whole family was still killed, leaving only the little girl alone. She traveled all the way, fell all the way and suffered pain all the way, and finally became the pinnacle power of Jindan that everyone looked up to...

Love, emotional hurt, betrayal, the heart-piercing decision when jumping into a ditch...

The movie keeps playing until her soul is taken to a place called Dongqing Continent, and attached to a little girl named Han San...

From the beginning to the end, Han Tianlan was very calm. She clearly understood that this was her previous two lives, and she herself was no longer in the Xuannan Continent, but in the Dongqing Continent.

He was reborn on a little girl named Han San and started his third life.

Having lived for more than 700 years in the previous two lifetimes, she will soon be able to go with the situation and adjust her mentality. At this moment, she decides to live better again as this Han San in the future.

The film stops abruptly.

The tearing pain came again.

"Huh, huh..."

It seemed to be the sound of an animal's breathing, ringing in his ears, and his face was itchy and uncomfortable, as if something was licking his face.

itch!
pain!
I don't know it's that goddamn guy who keeps licking his face, itching uncomfortably tight.

Han Tianlan didn't even want to slap him directly, intending to kill this goddammit.

But as soon as he raised his hand, it was blocked by the sack that contained him, and he couldn't lift it no matter what. Only then did he remember that he was still in the sack.

Opening his eyes, the four eyes met, a pair of small mung bean eyes with scarlet eyes first came into view, and then he saw the palm-sized...

Um, what is this?
It looks a bit like a cat, but there is a unicorn-like unicorn-like unicorn horn on the top of Mao Mao's head, and a furry tail, a bit like a fox's tail.

neither fish nor fowl?
Well, let's just treat it as a kitten.

The kitten blinked at Han Tianlan with its scarlet eyes, as if it didn't understand why this human being who hadn't moved at all just now woke up suddenly.

Han Tianlan's eyes turned cold, and he said in a hoarse voice, "Go down!"

Damn it, I can't see anything if I block myself, I can only see a white ball.

A certain one didn't know whether it understood or was frightened by her, and quickly jumped off Han Tianlan's face, and Han Tianlan also saw the surrounding environment clearly.

The environment here is really good, the trees are shady, the sun is blocked out, and it is very 'quiet'.

And she herself was beautifully packed in a sack, only her head was exposed outside, the cold wind blew, and the cheek that was licked by someone just now was cold, sticky, and extremely uncomfortable.

Han Tianlan glared at someone angrily, lowered his head to take off the sack on his body, and at the same time sorted out the things that appeared in his mind just now.

Accepting Han San's memory, Han Tianlan couldn't laugh or cry. He raised his hand and looked at his small arms and legs. He was still in a good mood. At least this time, he didn't have to start from a baby again.

It’s just that they had a happy family at the beginning of the previous two lives, but in this life, they were “assigned to the frontier” because their father didn’t love their mother, and they didn’t even have a proper name. The servants are bullied.

The most important thing is why the original owner of this body is a nympho.

Who is wrong with being a nympho, even a nympho is a housekeeper's son, who was finally beaten to death with a sack and thrown into the foggy forest. When she was dying, she didn't even know who the murderer was, and she only hoped that her housekeeper's lover would come to rescue her.

(End of this chapter)