retrograde

Chapter 98

Two-legged sheep are not sheep, but people!
No matter in times of war or peace, there are people who are regarded as two-legged sheep.

This place is located in the desert, the mountains are high and the emperor is far away, and bandits are rampant. Naturally, murder and robbery are indispensable.

And Longmen Inn is a black shop.

Where can I get fresh mutton in the desert?

It's better to kill the past guests, not only get money, but also add new ingredients.

"Damn, dare to open a black shop!"

Tie Zhu jumped up, the scar on his face was like a big centipede twitching and writhing, very frightening.

"Don't be impulsive! It's not advisable to make extra troubles during this trip!" Qiu Moyan stopped.

"Mo Yan is in charge, even if we don't care about him, we can't eat this!"

"Let's order plain noodles!"

As Qiu Moyan spoke, he looked at Ye Jun, his beautiful eyes sparkled with curiosity, and whispered, "You seem to have known that people, meat, and buns are sold here?"

"That's right, brother Ye, you are not kind..."

"Didn't I remind you, you can eat whatever you say!"

Ye Jun smiled and said: "This man, meat, buns can't eat, let's ask the store to change something else!"

Said, beckoned.

Xiao Er hurried over, seeing the steamed stuffed buns on the table, his complexion changed slightly, and he asked in a low voice, "What's wrong with the guest officer?"

Ye Jun grabbed the chopsticks in the bamboo tube, broke them lightly, and said, "Your chopsticks are not clean, replace them with new ones!"

The waiter's face suddenly changed, and immediately put on a hot face, and said: "So I am an expert, I have no eyesight, and I made a mistake, so I will serve you white flour steamed buns!"

"and many more……"

Ye Jun paused, pointed to the outside, and said, "We brought a horse over and killed one. We want to eat meat!"

After the waiter left, the man with the scar frowned and said, "We don't have enough horses, how can we leave after killing the horses?"

Ye Jun smiled and said: "Don't worry, someone will send the horse over soon!"

"How could someone give us a horse?" Tie Zhu pouted, not believing it at all.

Qiu Moyan didn't care about horses. Instead, he was very interested in Ye Jun's actions just now. He picked up the broken chopsticks on the table and asked, "I heard that there are slang words in some professions. I didn't expect you to understand them too. What is this chopsticks?" What's the meaning?"

Ye Jun doesn't know any slang words, it's just that when he watched a movie in his previous life, he just paid attention to it.

Explained: "In the desert, nine out of ten are black shops. These black shops kill people and sell goods, do all kinds of evil, but they also watch people order dishes. They dare not offend powerful people, and they will not offend their colleagues. Black shops kill people and buy goods, nothing more than drugging. Generally, Experienced people, when they enter the inn, they always use their own chopsticks. One is to guard against poisoning, and the other is to warn the other party. But when you enter the store, use their chopsticks directly to show that you are unsuspecting and you are not walking in the rivers and lakes. Old experts, of course they won't be polite. I just asked them to replace the chopsticks with new ones, which meant to tell them that I knew the details of this inn. They naturally regarded me as a colleague!"

"It seems that you really know a lot!"

Qiu Moyan's beautiful eyes flashed a sharp light, and he became more and more curious about Ye Jun's identity.Knowing both medical skills and slang, without kung fu but able to face Dongchang's butcher's knife without changing his face, he doesn't look like an ordinary person.

Ye Jun laughed and avoided talking about it. His identity and history are too unbelievable, and no one will believe it if he tells it.

At this time, a cursing voice came:

"Which bastard thinks my mother's buns are not tasty?"

There is a hint of temptation in the voice, which makes people's bones crisp.

A mature woman walked down the stairs slowly, with a graceful figure, wearing a long tulle dress, revealing a faint touch of clean white, looming, but full of temptation.Every move, showing a mature style, made the man in the inn breathe hot.

This woman is the owner of Longmen Inn, gold inlaid with jade.

"Miss Boss, the steamed stuffed bun on your chest is getting bigger and bigger, when will you let me try it too?" A guest in the inn laughed.

"Taste your mother, go home and eat your mother's milk!"

Jin Xiangyu is not a kind person, and his words are quite aggressive.

Jin Xiangyu came up to him, looked around, his eyes fell on Qiu Moyan, and he said with a half-smile: "This guest officer thinks that the steamed stuffed buns are not tasty. No wonder, I said that men in the world , how could anyone not like other people's steamed stuffed buns!"

It turned out that he could see through Qiu Moyan's disguise as a woman at a glance.It has to be said that women know women best.

As he spoke, his red lips parted slightly, and he blew a provocative breath in Qiu Moyan's ear.

"Sao, bastard!" Qiu Moyan frowned.

"Hee hee, you're right. Men, I just like people who are so mature and open, who are as reserved and dressed as men like you. How can a man like you? If you don't believe me, ask your girlfriend brother!"

He licked his lips, exuding a charming style, which made the faces of the Scar Man and his brothers turn red.

I have to say that the woman in front of me is indeed a goblin.

After scanning the scarred man and the others, Jin Xiangyu's expression was rather smug, but suddenly his eyes froze, and his eyes fell on Ye Jun's calm face, a flash of surprise flashed across his face.

"It seems that they are not men, they all like flirtatious bastards!" Qiu Moyan rarely showed a smile.

Hostility and war between women always come out of nowhere.

"The man who doesn't look at me with gold inlaid jade hasn't been born yet, unless he's not a man!" Jin inlaid jade snorted coldly, then breathed out lightly, and reached out to touch Ye Jun's body: "Oh, little brother , look at your delicate skin and tender flesh, have you never tasted the taste of a woman, if you don't know how to speak, my sister can teach you!"

Ye Jun avoided the other party without leaving a trace, and said lightly: "Miss Boss, you'd better ask your buddy to serve the food quickly. If you're full, I have so many brothers, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold back!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"I just know how to eat, eat, eat, and eat, and I will kill you little boy!"

Jin Xiangyu cursed.

Not long after, two roasted and shiny horse legs came up.

"Could it be human flesh this time!" A Chinese character said with lingering fear.

"Damn it, can you grow horseshoes on your body?" The man with the scar scolded with a smile.

Cut a few pieces of good meat and handed them to the Yang family siblings who were hiding in the basket, and the scarred man and his party shared a horse leg.

Qiu Moyan didn't eat a few mouthfuls, and the remaining intact horse leg basically went into Ye Jun's stomach.

Instead, everyone was dumbfounded.

The man with the scar looked at Ye Jun's flat stomach, then touched his round belly, patted his bald head, and said in admiration, "Er Di Niang, Brother Ye, what is your stomach made of? No wonder you are alone here After a few days of starvation in the desert, I am afraid that no matter how much you bring, it will not be enough to fill your stomach!"

Suddenly...the sound of horseshoes came from outside the door.

PS: Damn, I caught a cold again, sneezing all the time, runny nose.Go ahead and write the next chapter.

Thanks to the book friend "Nima Dan 111" for rewarding 1000 starting coins, and the book friend "Fengduyu" for rewarding 100 starting coins.

(End of this chapter)