Stunning Thief: The First Useless Firewood in History

Chapter 1000 I want to be your friend

I really want to kill this guy and make soup!

The red-eyed girl's gaze was extremely ferocious, almost turning into a real knife.

"If you drag on any longer, you don't need to hit him, and he will die." Qingcheng looked at Jiu Yan, who had turned his eyes slanted and his mouth slanted at some point, and reminded him again kindly.

"Tsk, poor Tucha."

The red-eyed girl sighed.

Jiu Yan, who was sleeping, seemed very uncomfortable, but no matter what expression he made, his facial features would be ferocious.

Even if Jiu Yan really wanted to express that he was very moved, he probably looked dissatisfied and irritable.

When the alchemist arrives, pass the inspection.

It was found that in addition to diarrhea and dehydration, this product was also accompanied by a slight wind chill, and even had a stroke.

"So weak."

Hearing the diagnosis, the red-eyed girl once again expressed her disgust.

Qingcheng fell into honeyed silence.

Because she remembered that she had given this guy 'stroke facial paralysis virus' and 'cold runny nose virus' before.

At first, she thought it was a fake medicine.

Unexpectedly, it was really effective, but the time of attack was different.

time flies.

Although Jiu Yan's illness was cured quickly, he offended the red-eyed girl.

Every day, in the name of being too weak, I pull it out to practice.

Over time.

There were more and more injuries on Jiu Yan's body.

The relationship between the red-eyed girl and Qingcheng is getting better and better.

At least……

He won't speak ill of me anymore!
The red-eyed girl thought so.

The more we get in touch, the more I realize that this silver-haired boy is very special.

He seems to know everything, everything will be.

It is like a treasure that can be continuously excavated, hiding countless precious wealth.

especially……

The food that the red-eyed girl told Qingcheng was too much for her hunger.

However, this silver-haired boy seemed to be injured because of cooking before, so he didn't want to wash his hands and make soup again.

It's a pity that she has used beauty tricks, but it doesn't work.

If Jiu Yan knew her tricks, he would probably cry out loud!

Don't insult the beauty trick, my Aunt Pan!
Other people's winks are alluring, but yours...

I don't know, but I thought his stroke was transmitted to you.

What a waste of your pretty face.

The red-eyed girl felt that seduction was not enough, and after that, she turned on various modes to get close.

Send clothes today, gems tomorrow, and invite people to dinner the day after tomorrow!

Occasionally, when meeting people who don't have long eyes, Aunt Pan shows off her might and wipes out all the enemies.

Jiu Yan, "..."

Normally, isn't this a technique for men to pick up girls?

Aunt Pan, do you have a crush on him?
Jiu Yan, who lives in dire straits, wants to ask.

In the end, I saw this aunt, swallowing her saliva at Qingcheng.

There was a red light in the eyes.

A posture that wants to tear people apart and eat them.

"..."

Suddenly I felt that Aunt Pan was hungry.

The days go on.

The red-eyed girl would come to Qingcheng every day to brush up her presence.

Almost the entire Netherworld knew that she was chasing Qingcheng.

Why are things going a bit wrong?
Walking on the street, Qingcheng, who was pointed at by everyone and treated as a little boy, remained silent.

She seems to have underestimated the enthusiasm of a foodie.

As he walked, a patch of red appeared in front of his eyes.

The girl's cheerful voice was like a chirping bird, "Hey, little beauty. Where are you going to play today? Why don't you ask me to take it with you? How boring it is to be alone!"

She really underestimated the enthusiasm of foodies.

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　　Ahhh, the thousand chapters are here.

　　The author really wants to finish it. . .

　　QAQ, you really don’t think it’s too long and boring, you want me to write,,,

　　
　
(End of this chapter)