Stunning Thief: The First Useless Firewood in History

Chapter 1117 Burning to Carbon!
"What to do? What to do! How do I know what to do, wait..." Qingcheng didn't know what to do, she couldn't beat this fight, and it was hard to live.

While talking, Qingcheng suddenly had an idea.

This is not right, let's make it crooked.

I can't beat you, but I can't disgust you to death?
"It's time to test you."

"What do you want to do again?" Jiu Yan had a bad intuition, and the next second he realized that his belt had changed hands.

"Take off your pants!"

Ah? ?

Jiu Yan vowed to defend his pants to the death, while Qing Cheng tugged hard, "You pee on its back!"

"You are crazy!"

How much do you hate him for not dying when you piss on a god-level monster?

"Or else just helplessly be taken there as an enemy?" Qingcheng is helpless, although they are sitting on the back of the bird to live, but the god emperor level monster is the god emperor level, it actually set a small prohibition.

Even if the two of them wanted to jump, they couldn't do it.

So, it can only be disgusting.

"..."

Must be like this?

Looking at Qingcheng's expression, Jiu Yan asked Qingcheng to turn her back, and then turned her back too.

There was silence for about three seconds, "No, it's too hot here."

It means that he has no water now, and it is too late to drink water.

"..."

The strategy failed.

Qingcheng is sad and supports the forehead.

Hearing Da Niao's proud voice, he suddenly felt guilty, "Come on, let's continue plucking."

"It doesn't work, and my hands hurt."

If you pluck the hair of a divine beast at the level of a god emperor, it will be fatal if you don't die from pain.

"This time it can't be simply plucking. Let's pluck out a character on it. Didn't you see that although the feathers of this guy are black and purple, its skin is white. I plucked the hair on the left and got out the word "stupid" , you pull out an idiot on the right side of it!"

Qingcheng laughed, and his subordinates were extremely fast.

Jiu Yan never expected that it could be like this.

The big bird under their crotch didn't expect someone to be so shameless, writing idiot on its back?
It takes a year to grow a single hair, if it is all stripped!

Damn, it's a shame.

Seeing that the two people's hands were extremely fast, Big Bird couldn't care less.

The two of them were thrown away directly.

嗖

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Whizzing! !
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Many demons with strange horns on their heads were still chatting during their journey, "I heard that Emperor Qiao came to Queen Lilith's territory this time. If he confessed his love, then no one will have a chance. This is , it’s the first time a god emperor has come.”

"Damn, is there such a thing? No way! That's a god emperor. It's rare to see it in a hundred years. I'm going to see it."

"Walk around..."

cry!
A cry came from the sky.

Everyone raised their heads suddenly, and they were frightened.

"Oh my god, a beast of the god emperor level, the three-eyed flamingo?" This distant call made everyone frightened out of their wits.

They are at the level of god kings, and the devils at the level of god emperors are like eating bugs, one bite at a time.

Everyone was terrified.

But he heard the scream of the three-eyed flame bird screaming at the top of his lungs.

Followed by.

Bang!
In front of several people, two lumps of black objects suddenly fell down.

Like an evil ghost crawling out of an abyss, it is ferocious and terrifying.

A group of demons were waiting in formation, but when they saw one of the guys who was dark and had a bulging stomach, he rushed over quickly and grabbed the arm of the person closest to them, "You said, through here is the keel cemetery?"

(End of this chapter)